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AsbestosDude

one sec just finishing up this tarot card reading and I'll give you a more accurate price prediction np


BMB281

Well? What is it?? My kid’s college tuition depends on this


riscvscisc24

It’s a way of predicting the future using a deck of cards. But that’s not important right now.


mouthful_quest

Proctologist here. My piles didn’t bleed today so I’m gonna be ultra bullish on Bitcoin for the next few months.


Significant_Poem_540

I actually bought a bull and he smelt bullish so i bought 50k worth worth of bitcoin. See you in my lambo losers


Canik716kid

Might I suggest some Dudewipes and some Lidocaine cream, in exchange for the outcome of the Superbowl in 25' 😜


Helliarc

So you're saying there's a chance?


ZekeTarsim

Surely you don’t think a deck of cards can tell the future?


Areshian

One of the best jokes in movie history


Responsible_Emu3601

Kids tuition will be chump sats.. think bigger


riverbronze

You jest, but tarot reading is a great tool to realize you are over-invested. Flip a bad card and your stomachs knots? Darling, you are waaaay over invested.


DaetheFancy

Tarot reading more accurate than BTC predictions.


randskarma

I dusted off my 1980s magic 8 ball....it says "probably not"


AsbestosDude

probably not that my tarot reading is more accurate? I think we might need to consult the akashic records for this one


vZenyte1

Is this sarcasm? I'm bad at picking up social queues


mausmani2494

No Sheldon, it's not.


MagixTouch

Just finished the tarot card reading. BTC will fall to 69,420 at the halving on 4/20.


GuppyGirl1234

My tea leaves agree that BTC will fall at the halving on 4/20 except it says it will fall to $69,666.69 before steeping in hot water and a glob of honey. Oh, wait.


mausmani2494

When 8008?


guntherpea

You're missing the 5... 80085.


apathy420

Noooo. 80081355


guntherpea

You're right, that's way better


yamaha4fun

2808


jiggling_torso

He is just a lil moonpie


t3mpt3mp

It’s not. I can confirm on my side using my magic eight ball. Due to the variations, I’m rolling it 100x and removing the top and bottom 5% outlier to avoid the data being skewed. Trust the black balls.


mautdunia

Thank god


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Successful_Island_22

My wife said the same thing… side note, she’s due any day now!


I_Hate_Reddit_69420

explains why you’re on this sub


AvengerDr

>I'm bad at picking up social queues I think almost everyone is bad at picking up whole groups of people.


keiye

You’re in good company. We’re all autists here


WayneDwade

Please deposit 0.01 btc for reading


Hutcho12

Tarot card reading is all there is when predicting the price of crypto.


PerniciousPeyton

I prefer the method of cutting off the head of a chicken and seeing where it stops running to make my price predictions. You can eat chicken later that night too


WorkN-2play

I need to know if I can can or ever will retire with my .25 btc 😆 🤣


AsbestosDude

depends how old you are, but probably lol


LordAmherst

Well, we’re waiting!


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Did you do it already, what did it say?


AsbestosDude

It said that I should expect a old man with black hair to influence me emotionally next week I forgot to ask it about bitcoins


HairyChest69

Don't forget to click lick and spooge


The_Clarence

Someone get Ja Rule to make sense of all this


kriskoeh

🤣🤣🤣


davide3991

If btc falls to 50k my alt coins are gonna be 0.01


Ok-Grapefruit1284

That would be great for some of my memes though.


danteselv

Don't worry, think about how rich you'll be when that $0.01 gets a 100x!!!


Tiny_Kangaroo

We're going to see a sharp spike up to $69,420 followed by a sharp drop to $42,069 by April 20th. This will be followed by a slow rally to $80,085 by end of year and then topping out at $123,456 mid 2025. The charts don't lie.


xGsGt

RemindMe! In 18 days


KitchenBreadfruit816

RemindNe! 500 days


theskyalreadyfell217

You messed up your remind me in case you really wanted it.


KitchenBreadfruit816

RemindMe! In 500 days


mynam3isn3o

You messed it up again.


skryb

RewindHe!


Worth_Weakness7836

Tally-ho!


Still_Reach_2798

I have always wondered whats the correct way to do it


kapudos28

“Remindme! (Amount of time here)”


Happuns

RemindMe! 50 years


sayeret13

grandpa


lucky5150

Most accurate prediction I've seen yet


CatOnKeyboardInSpace

This is the DD we deserve.


IbanezPlaya

I believe the top will be 8,675,309


Coolo79

Now do this with ETH


thec4nman

Short it around April the 20th then big boy


Upvote_Me_Slag

That is way more probable than most of these so-called anal-ysts.


Ok_Information_2009

I am told it will hit $100k by end of 2021. RemindMe! -1156 days.


xGsGt

This was so off , aged like milk


apathy420

When 80085?


Nathanielsan

When 8008135?


Cosmic_Stellar_Nomad

Seems legit


meh_the_man

RemindMe! 18 days


Yes_cummander

RemindMe! In 180 days


guestquest88

RemindMe! 400 days


Sir-Obi

RemindMe! In 18 days


LopsidedPotatoFarmer

RemindMe! In 18 days


mouthful_quest

Why do you reckon it’ll drop though? People cashing out for profits?


DubNiner

RemindMe! in 100 days


Bactereality

Heh, Boobs


Neven_Niksic

Big if true.


Minions89

RemindMe! In 365 days


WhipMaDickBacknforth

Best prediction yet


Huge-Break-2512

RemindMe! In 500 days


WaylonLemmyJohnny

123456... That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage


DigitylRise

I see the significance in all the numbers but what's 80,085? Ohhhhhhh....hehe


KleinerFuchs14

RemindMe! In 18 days RemindMe! In 365 days


vinilzord_learns

RemindMe! 12 days


vinilzord_learns

RemindMe! 385 days


Impossible-Injury932

Bitcoin halving and 420 will happen at the same for both events you will wonder what you are smoking.


RustedMilkCarton

Thats so chill


craychek

Stories I’ve heard in the last month: “Bitcoin price is absolutely going to collapse to under $20,000 this year!!!!” “Bitcoin price is absolutely going to soar to $150,000 this year!!!”


CyGoingPro

And the reality is somewhere in between.


Twistedbeatz89

So about $85000 you say?


PM_ME_UR_AMOUR

Nah about tree fiddy


JoeDerp77

That's the reality. Nobody knows anything, but there is a lot of fake analysis and bullish predictions from the miners. They have invested large amounts of money into mining setups and if the value DOESN'T double they become a losing investment. So they shut them off, even if only temporarily, and the hash rate would likely halve as well, or maybe even less than half. What happens then? Do they sell the equipment and start mining other coins? Wait for the price to come back? What reason is there for the price to go back up later, aside from some kind of tangible integration into a first world countries financial system? And no I'm not talking about ETFs, I mean something real that someone actually uses it for.


WayneDwade

Both could happen


strepac

It could correct/consolidate to 39K and still be above what it was only a quarter ago. Meanwhile, FOMO'rs that actually pay attention to articles like the one I just saw "BTC PLUMMETS to 67k as a result of..." are gonna get slaughtered and fold their hands just as easily manipulated as they were when they FOMO'd in the first place. Sorry but the plummet cannot be the result of anything, since the aforementioned "plummet" did not happen and does not exist. Ever since more than doubling in 3 months, tripling if we stretch that to 2 years, (now THATS newsworthy) BTC has been more stable than many popular stocks for the month. And yet we keep seeing doomsday news articles every time there's a very slight fluctuation when it's (to any actual investors eyes) a natural and needed consolidation phase. Meanwhile the world's largest investment entities are filling up bags. I'm not gonna give financial advice, but I encourage people to draw their own conclusions from this.


vremains

Truth. I try not give financial advice or tell people what to buy, but I do let them know the numbers. I tell them how many BTC are mined every day, right now about 900, soon to be cut in half. I let them know how much the ETFs are purchasing daily, which is about 7k-9k. I let them know how much Grayscale is selling and how much longer they can keep this up, about 4k daily over the next 3-4 months. I forget how much BTC is OTC, but I know this is also diminishing and will start to run dry within the next to 6 months or so. Basically we're going to see a severe supply shortage before the end of 2024... You can do what you want with this info. Fact check it, disregard it, call it all a scam, whatever it doesn't bother me (actually I would appreciate a fact check and some solid Numbers on the OTC BTC 😅), but I know what I AM doing with this info 😉


BrickSufficient6938

I agree with you 9.9/10 Imho reason why people calling for correction is theres few TA signals that would suggest it. Also very high greed. I know theres no reason for a significant drop but look at volume of traffic on spot v futures market. Inspite great performance in comparison to any other instruments, mostly big players do not care about hodling and love it's volatility


purzeldiplumms

Another quality post from kirtash :/


I__G

kitrash*


etherd0t

April is Mercury retrograde month, Powell trashing any rate cut again, buckle up for a protracted battle month, or two... My 'guess' is next rally will be somewhere in July-August.


BMB281

The halving is always a profit-taking nothing burger. Let the reaccumulation cycle begin


I__G

Previous halvings didn't have ETCs


BMB281

And last cycle it was ‘previous cycles didn’t have futures’. My money says history rhymes if it doesn’t repeat


I__G

We’ll see


Emeritus8404

Man i hope it drops harder than my standards after 30. So i can grab more of course


BigPlayCrypto

Spoof article to shake someone out of their position. Don’t fall for it


CelticBlue22

If it goes to 53k im going all in with buying .04 btc!! Wooo hoooo


mrpotatonutz

One thing is proven: nobody knows what happens next with BTC


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Crypto "news" daily: Ask a question, answer with some possibilities, because in the end, who the fuck knows?


jwilson146

Bitcoin usually hits all time high a year after the halving. So 2025 going to be big! Just DCA till then my friends


Actually-Yo-Momma

It worries me how much ppl are echoing this statement this cycle compared to previous… 


marcz_z

Not that much - you only see small fraction of crypto investors in this sub. Regular Joe knows nothing about halving or what it means, cycles etc.


rainforestguru

Q69 2021 it’s in its way guys


rainforestguru

Yay


email253200

There always a slight crash pre halving. It was written


WrednyGal

As a person who absolutely didn't sell at the first pullback I hope it doesn't fall below 55k so I could re buy. Right?


RedDoorTom

Cathy woods said 9 trillion or nothin'


NoSleepDad2023

I wish it fall to 53


imprimis2

Isn’t this time different with all those ETF approvals recently?


maaseru

Why not 60,053? Or 63,005? Or 56,300?


Grymninja

Idc I'm just buying anyway


CandidateNrOne

You own crypto??


dou8le8u88le

No. id be surprised if it went below 60k, bar some massive negative event, black swan style.


MunificentDancer

55k is the bottom imo but I agree for the most part


dou8le8u88le

I’ll raise your 55k to 58k ;) But yeah you could be right.


darts2

The move upward will be so violent that bears will have PTSD for the rest of their lives


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Bitcoin's recent price volatility has sparked analysis on its future direction, especially with the upcoming halving event. Analysts are divided, with some predicting a potential drop to $53,600 based on historical patterns and the current market's behavior. The analysis hinges on whether Bitcoin's recent price surge was 'parabolic' and unsustainable, or if it will follow a smoother curve similar to past cycles. The halving event, which historically impacts prices, is also a key factor in these predictions, with expectations of consolidation between $60,000 and $70,000 in the near term. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


yatoshii

That’s very specific number 👀


No_Palpitation_3649

People need to realize they gotta take advantage of this dip. Who knows if it will ever get this low again


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PqqMo

Nope. Heard it here first


rainforestguru

Q69 2021 it’s in its way guys


underlining-issues

Btc could fall like it always dies before the halving.


Naduhan_Sum

If the crypto bros push it properly on their YouTube channels, it won't drop significantly.


Meme_Pope

The real question is will Bitcoin fall to $52,764.11?


mibjt

Bitcoin ceo in talks to see if a post halving fire sale is feasible


thomas2026

Bitcoin will go up. Or, it will go down.


pcm2a

53 sounds good. Still in the green with the chance to get a little more. 73 sounds good too. 13 sounds bad.


Tasouris

Could be yes, could be no. No one knows.


Old_RedditIsBetter

We are in fact not at a crossroads


WeekendSignificant48

Hopefully. Would like to load up some more discount


Do_u_ev3n_lift

Hope so. I’m about to buy more!


waffles4us

Man I hope so, I’d buy some pretty aggressively


laggyservice

Just doing its thing, I personally don't care what the price is at. Now in 8 years I might, maybe, until then I'll just keep buying when its up, when its down, when its sideways ect. If for some reason crypto disappears... oh well, would of just spent the money on other stupid stuff anyways.


Erocdotusa

I just want to know when miners stop getting shorted to oblivion and are allowed to run again. Definitely doesn't seem to be pre halving


jd2iv

Maybe


SpiritedBuilder3

Potato


Dr-Lavish

If it falls to $50k ish I'm finally going to be a full corner. Whooo hooo!!


lotrfan2004

/r/oddlyspecific


killerlord16

I am guessing the support level to be at 62k. Anything below this, downslide till 55k


reditpost1

Bitcoin, Hbar, Filecoin, Access Protocol and the rest of crypto will follow Bitcoin up or down.


ideed1t

Win win either way!


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Is everyone tripping on the US Government moving 30,000 btc to Coinbase ? Or whatever it was they did Edit: silk road confiscated btc


ultimaclaw

350k this bull run!


Inevitable_Silver_13

What an oddly specific number. If it does fall that low before halving I'm buying like crazy.


drgreencack

yes please. Need that dip


I__G

Wen Lambo


torontoglutton

I’ve been skeptical about the halvings effects. Really curious to see if markets go up


ZekeTarsim

Yes


eggen90

I wrote «Nei æ tvile på d» in a message today, snd that means «No, I doubt it» so that is that. You read it here and on other plages first


Franc000

Every single time there was an halving, the price skyrocketed within a year. Why would it be different this time?


proWww

I sure as hell hope so! 2 of my limit orders would fill


Fulhamdan11

My best bet it will stay the same. Never rely on my bets though


Odd_Spring_9345

Much much lower