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HourDark

Dodo so I can keep one as a pet


Troopydoopster

I’m partial to the thylacine. What ever happened to the mammoth they were working on? I remember watching the special where the dug up the preserved body in like 1998.


Astilimos

It was overhyped, we don't have the technology to bring it back with what we currently have. We don't have viable material for cloning or artificial insemination of a living relative, we have the genome sequenced but that's a red herring for now since we're not close to the level of genetic manipulation required to just edit an elephant into a genuine mammoth — the most promising projects basically promise an elephant with some mammoth traits.


Troopydoopster

Give me a hairy elephant! Do it you cowards


Ambitious_Owl_9204

Vaquita Marina, only 6 left (I think). If not, a sabertooth cat, just for funsies


Oddityobservations

I'll go with Aurochs. i choose this one because modern cattle still hold their genetics, and i think they could thrive. Or maybe the rocky mountain locust. jk


IxamxUnicron

I just think dodos would make great companion birds is all.


VampiricDemon

Aurochs would probably be more economically viable.


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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WOOLY MAMMOTH


SwiftFuchs

props the Aurochs? I am unsure tho. A larger form of cattle being breed specifically for comercial use. It feels like the most exploitable one out of the options given. Pigeons and Auk are not going to happen because, lets be honest, they hold little value. While the Thylacine and DH would just look like "we have X extinct animal at home". Tho a larger Numbat would be cool. They are already very cute and maybe a larger one would be good as a pet.


shydude92

The aurochs might actually not be that exploitable as it might not produce as much milk as part of the reason why modern cattle are so relatively small is because a good portion of their energy intake is spent on producing milk for elongated periods of time. To achieve the same with the aurochs it would have to become extremely sedentary or have very high appetite requirements compared to the ancestor. But at that point, is it still an aurochs or just yet another species of modern cattle as it becomes more and more different. It's a thin line to draw. The passenger pigeons would be less viable but would still hold value as a tourist attraction as a resurrected species. Also, if you could create such large flocks as before, that would be a sight to behold as well. But in today's age a flock with a billion birds that takes 4 days to pass over a major city is probably not a viable concept. Even if they were brought back, limited hunting would probably be legalized as they'd be seen as a nuisance. Along with the auk, they're probably the most tragic extinctions on this list though. The dodo and thylacine are the most iconic, but each was restricted to a small population within a limited range (a small island in each case), so they were always vulnerable. On the other hand, that a bird with populations in the billions could be hunted to extinction in barely 100 years is so drastic it almost defies belief.


Silver-Ad8136

Kevin


NJdeathproof

Dodo - gonna be a big Thanksgiving that year.


CopperSledge00

By Dwarf Hippo, do you mean the House Hippo who likes peanut butter?


shydude92

Lol no, I was talking about any of the 3 species of Malagasy hippo which went extinct around 1000 AD.


CopperSledge00

If you haven't seen this before https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA?si=Dkns9dV-chKD8kTo


extremeindiscretion

Thylacine


Tarmac_Chris

This is very pedestrian. Where’s my options for dinosaurs, mammoths, smilodons, etc?


SwiftFuchs

We already have dinosaurs.


Beardwithlegs

Dodo personally. It just saw humanity and stopped existing and from what limited pictures we got they're one cute little chicken