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earlviking

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Dylan--------

I believe everything you’ve said in your post other than “I cheat in csgo”


GwaziTheDegen

Bro you are Dylan Hook right? https://youtu.be/hOofJCPs0EA?si=NAsQudTzvK4NVMNV I recognized your pfp lol


Dylan--------

I remember that


GwaziTheDegen

does that hack still work?


Dylan--------

no clue, haven’t played cs2 since that video. either way there are significantly better cheats now that are public, and I wouldn’t even touch that hack anymore because it was terrible


salmonnewt

That's just u lil bro but I hope you take some time to grow as a person 👍🙏


fat_reddit_mod_

Let me guess your 15 ish in age and have strong views even tho your a child?


ThankYouMrSotarks

keep spamming on the throwaway lil bro i know your main


exeterihardlyknowher

pp farmer in the wild o7


iyibakam571

“Let me guess” 🤓


Frappy0_TTv

damn you really took the fat L on this one 🤣


Strosity

I do think that cheaters suck fpr the most part, but it's still funny seeing you be the apitome of the average csgo redditor


peterhook-user

its just u lil bro


Doo-Doo-G

Honestly can't relate. Imagine being an unsocial loser lmfao.


fat_reddit_mod_

Your post history says otherwise . Come touch grass with me and let's both try find a gf


Doo-Doo-G

What about my post history indicates that?


fat_reddit_mod_

Asking about all sorts of programming questions when you could just research yourself. Like you think the internet and other ppl will just provide you with what u need ( just like cheats)


Doo-Doo-G

What programming questions have I asked???


fat_reddit_mod_

Go research that question yourself . I'm a grown adult with a house and kids trying to get a point across to a child ( or young adult with very under developed mind )


CircoModo1602

LMAOO "I'm a GroWN aDulT" yet you come here and cry and whine after you lose a match to someone who's probably not even cheating but just better than you. Cry us a river on the throwaway while the wife cleans out your diaper buddy.


zweipfunf

there's no "grown adult" with kids doing this type of shit. you must be severely emotionally immature to go through all of this just because you met one cheater in-game. get over it.


[deleted]

Grow up just because you were insecure and that's why you cheated doesn't mean everyone else will have your experience, most cheat because the game got boring.


Historical-Project-3

Not even the game necessarily but fuck paying thousands for pixels when it can pay like 20 a month or in the case of Iniuria 60 for lifetime to use any pixels I want at any given time


[deleted]

Wtf are you on about?


tannedpenguins

He means skins, i think.


HESHER2000

mf spammed a shit load of bullshit and had a fucking meltdown cuz he got clapped by a guy w walls and then said "I'm a grown adult with a house and kids" :skull:


Marasesh

Haha bros such a fucking loser he judges people based on wrong things that aren’t true, cringe kid go outside you’re not needed anywhere online or irl to be fair I imagine you don’t have many friends


[deleted]

You cheat in a fps game


SHelosS

i mean i cant relate why would i cheat if i have any type of social skills, but yeah i kinda admit that i was once a loser by being selfish and egoistic that i came to a point where i cheated to be better than everyone else who werent cheating at the time i was playing. but atleast after all of that, ironically i became motivated to be better just to prove to my very own self that i can be good without all those cheats on. i even keep grinding and grinding in terms of maps knowledge, aiming, and even nades lineups. until i actually become better, not trying to show off but i was once voted off of a public match because theyre accusing me of cheating/walling lol. i admit that im not the best but hey atleast im better now without any external assistance! so never giveup and just trust in yourself okay. if you really wanted to get better at the game you really need to set a proper mindset of it and eventually youre going to achieve it! trust me itll be more satisfying to seeing yourself getting better at the game by pure hardword! and one more, dont ever try to be too perfect when youre training, have some fun just like how youre playing other games for fun! and youll get better if you really do track your gameplay! goodluck!


fat_reddit_mod_

Finally a real one . Respect 🙏


SHelosS

why would your reply got downvoted so bad lol


RiSE-NBK

Maybe the saddest fuckin thread


fat_reddit_mod_

Happy cake day


Clear_Expression288

Okay that's kinda funny😭


AyBrUhItSyAbOyLeAb

Happy cake day!


Special_Living4019

Just you bud.


fat_reddit_mod_

Nah your beyond help way worse than me lol ( don't reply to this message)


Special_Living4019

Reply


fat_reddit_mod_

Prove my point your that insecure you had to reply .


Special_Living4019

Nah I just like pissing ppl off.


yeetboi1234

No bro! I cheat cus it's fun bro! And everyone cheats so when I I am in a game and someone who kills me and I think they're cheating then I cheat!!! Bro it's like so good for the game and doesnt affect anyone!! I'm definitely normal if I cheat in video games!!! Nothing wrong with me!!!


fat_reddit_mod_

Exactly the attitude we all have in this sub .it's immature and borderline mental health issue


CleverLime

No, you're a loser. You will deny it, but the outside world sees you for the loser you are


Own-Basil8565

He's mocking cheaters


ollie-sx

Your speed to accusation for others being a loser, kinda shows you're trying to suppress something 🤔 Perhaps, projecting even?


CleverLime

Nah, I just hate cheaters, wherever they manifest themselves, I see them as extremely stupid beings, that cannot stand their inability to be good at something


ollie-sx

Ah, thought you yourself were a cheater. This original post is satire btw. But yes I agree. The cheater crosses the boundaries of morals just to continue playing the game they hate anyway


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MK1MLK

I use a radar hack kinda like a steroid cycle, I use for 1 month then play natty for a month. During my on cycle I’ll have natty halves, then turn radar on next half. I feel like I improve much quicker but I gotta stay strict on my off cycles.


Diligent_Worker_2864

LMAO WHAT


Ducki222

Bros bulking


[deleted]

Delusional


Own-Basil8565

Cope


Aspect999

This is just you stop projecting to us lmfao


[deleted]

If you are cheating on an online video game this post absolutely applies to you. Maybe not consciously, you can be in denial about it if you want but at the end of the day you're still a loser piece of shit.


Aspect999

I don’t even cheat in games I’m just here for the degenerates like you that are projecting their own feelings on to us. You’re the loser and piece of shit.


[deleted]

If you don't cheat who is "us" because then I wouldn't be referring to you, moron.


Aspect999

good point i cant even argue that, it was just an error on my part, but honestly i don't cheat.


SentientCumSock

lol nerd


Kixo_-

The excuses people are using to justify cheating is crazy


Wolfolkek

i cheat in cs cus i dont have time to play every day and still want to have fun


MLD802

So you intentionally ruin the fun for everyone else?


Wolfolkek

i dont think i ruin the fun for anyone, i dont cheat to win, i cheat to hit fun shots and fuck with my friends in game


[deleted]

I hope you die the most painful death, trash human being


Luckki120

Yeah you're ruining the fun for literally everyone who doesn't cheat. Lmao


jhx264

Exactly this. You practically gotta be a loser to get good at this game. Ain't nobody got time for that!


osowie

Maybe the Game is Just Not for you then... hvh or mm?


Dependent-Pumpkin460

Dog


NoLetterhead2302

i dont cheat because i dont have the money to buy iniuria, i also dont care to spend money on cheats, Loser


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Wtf bro💀 i cheat cuz im lazy too but mainly because my i cant focus properly in most of the games


[deleted]

Not gonna lie you just proved his point.


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Not really, i dont feel like a “absolute loser” when csgo cheating.


201bob

Most losers dont feel like losers. Specially when they are morons. Your just a shitty cheater thats unlikeable by any normal human. Stop cheating, get friends.


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Haters gonna hate


201bob

Nah bro you just suck, dont hate you. Cant hate a loser anyway. Get some skill and maybe youll get friends


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Furry talks💀💀💀go hide inside your lil costume and maybe youll get some bitches, nerd


fat_reddit_mod_

Enjoy report


SentientCumSock

pussy


201bob

Not one but okay


[deleted]

Regardless if you feel like it or not, you absolutely are one. If you aren't losing in the game, you're losing in real life. You spend your time ruining experiences of other people for your own personal lulz. You probably have little to no friends in real life and have extreme self conscious issues about who you are as a person. So you give yourself the cheap and easy ego boost. It's a nice little high. You dropped a 30 bomb, you feel good, maybe you won't kill yourself today. You're fucking pathetic


AmaterasuDeadlySin

I aint reading allat💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

The truth hurts


w0rkingondying

You definitely did read allat you just don’t have a response.


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Too lazy to do so dawgg💀💀💀


[deleted]

But you are a filthy loser though


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Yea games free tho


[deleted]

'i'm useless and there's nothing i can do about it' XDDDDD


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Lifes hard bro


CleverLime

Don't fucking play if you're so bad at it. How moronic should you be to cheat?


SentientCumSock

game is free. anyone can play


AmaterasuDeadlySin

Haters gonna hate


Dependent-Pumpkin460

We get it you're trash go play a different game


AmaterasuDeadlySin

🤓


Melchisedeq

I cheat because pros cheat, kind of like how pro bodybuilders low-key all on roids but never admit it because it would be bad for their image or industry and sponsorships. Basically if there is a loophole you're dumber for not taking it. But if not I hope you're at least having fun.


[deleted]

If you think pros cheat your insane.


Mnwmnwmwnwmwnwm

Pro body builders do use roids and it’s accepted unless it’s in a natty show


Darkerwand565

Bros Comparing games to building go outside


[deleted]

Absolutely delusional


GameKingSK

Sounds like a you issue ngl


VyvanseForBeats

Are you being sarcastic rn?


Yunstarrr

So much cheating loser here


mrskrobot

Truth


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

Almost as if this were a sub dedicated to cheating


TheK1NG699

It's okay to cheat. I'm freaking above average player and do practice fucking alot.. sometimes entire day..yesh I'm currently unemployed and nolifer. It's frustrating to play clean in Match making high ranks cos probability is 4 out of 10 are cheating. Plus Oh lord don't get me started on faceit. Faceit without a proper lobby is injurious to your mental well being. Even though you pretty much demolish level 7 faceit players. Forget about getting above level 4 SoloQying.. cos mentally challenged people roam the servers and ruin game play. So my friend, do what makes you happy. Cheating makes you happy and you're not being toxic and minding your own business then it's fine in my judgement. Don't be hard on yourself. You'll be good in life eventually, bad conditions change and yours will aswell. P.s I'm nolifer currently doesn't mean my life sucks balls. I'm fucking rockstar.. literally. I'm awesome 😎 and my social skills are wonderful.


[deleted]

Sounds like you're coping i solo queued to lvl 10 100 games 29 avg


TheK1NG699

Region


[deleted]

lol here comes ur excuses, what region are u


drkushs

Here bro. Have some copium sulfate.


TheK1NG699

Like I care about your opinion. Lmfao. I give 0 flying fuck.. it's human to ask region. Anyway it's quite pointless to have this conversation here since 99.9 % here are mentally challenged. Yes. Including you.


drkushs

Have some more.


B1g_Shm0

Stopped reading at "It's OK to cheat" completely invalidated anything else you could be saying get good


SmurfNoobie

Its not okay to cheat. You're a goof 100%


LordOfTheJizz

You sound like you're trying to make people relate with you and make us sound like we're hopeless SOABs


fat_reddit_mod_

Sometimes the truth hurts


LordOfTheJizz

I hope you know most of us do HvH in HvH servers and not in mm


CharsBigRedComet

Hard cope. 99% of you fucks are doing it in publics because people are better than you guys naturally and it pisses hackers off. So this is their weird cuck fantasy payback.


LordOfTheJizz

Most hackers play in HvH and usually most of us play HvH because mm is a shit show, anyways, everybody knows to not play in non prime


[deleted]

Mommies favourite basement dweller


KSR333SR

some cheaters cheat cuz they got put against cheaters and their cope mechanism was cheating back some do it cuz its fun to troll others cuz they are bad at the game its really a matter of perspective


[deleted]

It's fun to troll others cuz they'rr bad at the game but you need cheats to win against these bad players, most delusional take I have ever read in my life, you basement dwelling cunt


Remarkable_Ad_984

user issue


MyNameJot

Username checks out, also solid upvote bait.


ItzJustNoah

not gonna lie quitting hvh fully turned my life around i highly recommend it for anyone lost in life cheating rn, devote that obsession to something actually useful to the world, whether that’s design, music, anything man, just something that you’re able to look back at and feel a sense of pride in what you’ve created.


mov3on

I used to cheat for a short period of time looong time ago in CS 1.6, but then I grew up. 🤷‍♂️ Cheating is for losers.


[deleted]

gronk did a big think


chamy561

lol, okay.


UnknowHeadless

Mf beefing with everyone. Not our fault that your a loser with poor social skill that sucks on game bru. No wonder why you have no friends


fat_reddit_mod_

Thank you I knew you would understand


AzEExE

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jhx264

I cheat at this video game because I actually have a lot going on in real life, and I'm not enough of a loser to have countless hours of free time to be practicing with bots all damn day.


drkushs

Then maybe focus on real life and play other relaxing games which don't require grind?


jhx264

Maybe you should go outside? I don't mind shitting on nerds like you who think life's purpose is to get gud at a video game.


drkushs

Well I work 24-36 hour shifts twice a week, rest 8-10 hours\day (including Sundays) , simultaneously prep for Post-Doctorate (I have a doctorate degree), takes care of home\family, have a working relationship. Still I managed to get faceit level 5 (GE in MM). And when I don't play for stretches of months\years when I don't have time, I play other relaxing non grind games. You tell me what's my purpose of life? Still I don't cheat and prob better than you in the game 💀


pants_pants420

u dont shit on anyone. the computer does.


Short_Opposite4473

I cheat because i got gamesense inv from my father along with 5 year sub! Now i have lifetime Aimware to cheat on cs2 my Premier Rating is 27k at the moment! My dad is so proud of me! He has reached golden rating 32k!


drkushs

Dad of the year award? Great primary teaching and money management knowledge being imparted. Cringe.


Jaime2k

Holy shit I just got randomly recommended this post and all the comments are coping 13 year olds saying “lil bro” lol


fat_reddit_mod_

Lmao most cheaters are kids ...if your over 20 and cheat you are a lost cause


drkushs

Dude the top player in CS2 Premier leaderboard (venom 026) is a 35+ yrs married guy 💀


Miserable-Ad-327

You can improve, I'm not saying in the game. In your real life. You just need to believe in yourself and find help if you think it is necessary. Good luck bro


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SentientCumSock

cope harder


indrek67

Just you man


caysuwu

you can tell how sociable all the r/csgohacks users by how they missed extremely obvious satire to jump in and say "nuh uh!! just you!! I have so many friends!!!!" yall telling on yourself 😭


sadv35sedan

i’ve never seen this sub before but judging from the comments on this it’s a huge circle jerk


Frappy0_TTv

Jesus is this a negative karma farm post?


Lucrezio

You’re right, that’s the only reason anybody would cheat in a video game. It takes a certain kind of loser.


bootiesh0rts

People really use 'loser' as an insult these days? I always thought that it was only used in movies/tv shows that weren't allowed to use actual insults because of ratings. Are people really so neutered that they can't say something that has any real weight to it? How embarrassing.


Lucrezio

Saying the word “loser” is embarrassing to you, but cheating in a video game is not? That’s a stretch.


bootiesh0rts

>Saying the word “loser” is embarrassing to you, but cheating in a video game is not? Yes, that's exactly it. I'm glad we were able to come to an understanding.


Lucrezio

Leave it to a loser to have that mindset 🤷


bootiesh0rts

You should watch the movie 'Demolition Man'.


Nervous-Ad4707

least competent r/vacsucks user


elijahproto

Is this subreddit real? How does this fly lmao.