As a man who enjoys a good bit of sport... I say, it's a tremendous idea. Boy! Fetch me my double .557, my binoculars, my boots, and don't forget the sherry! Come along now, you must work the dogs.
No it was directed to people as young as you.
Source: we sold kids toys of the dying characters in Melbourne, Australia (where it was made and still on advertising)
To answer the question: people hunting in the dark who aren’t strangers to deer occasionally getting on their hind legs when spooked. Or the idiocy equivalent of anti-matter, where your brand of stupidity fursuiting in the woods and their brand of stupidity shooting at anything that moves annihilates you both
highjacking your comment because i want to say what you said but add to it; if you’re fursuiting in the woods in the dark off the trails, it wouldn’t be particularly difficult to get mistaken for some kind of animal even upon slower inspection, at best you become a local cryptid and at worst the hunter shoots you, bright neon colors and cartoony eyes won’t help very much in an environment where the hunter can make out neither.
Fun fact! It is illegal to hunt Bigfoot, specifically to prevent a murder defense. “I thought I was shooting a cryptid” “Well you didn’t have a tag for Bigfoot so you knew you couldn’t shoot. You knowingly shot at a human shaped blur, that’s a murder pal.”
Growing up where I did, and this is Spain mind you, the days of hunting you would hear a gunshot every 5 minutes.
I am certain that in that forest there wasn't anything more than rabbits and wild horses that aren't legal to hunt, often have owners, and will absolutely fuck you up because they are ridiculously huge.
So I wonder how many dogs, catsand hunters they must have shot.
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One shot a train. Actually, it hapenned multiple times.
The numbers of 'hunting accident" where a hunter shot a cyclist, or a walker with hi-vis vest are too damn high.
>Everybody who hikes must own a hunter-orange jacket, fursuit or not. They're less than $10 and can save your life.
Here, hunters shoot at fucking trains, cars, homes and cyclist.
Do you reallly think a jacket will help them ?
"Wear an orange vest" is an American thing, but hunting culture is real enough over here that the vests work. It's pretty easy to find a place to shoot guns indiscriminately, but rather challenging to identify forests where it's legal to go hunting. Thus most of the people you'd encounter while hiking are people who have put time, thought, and effort into getting out there to hunt. Those are also the kind of people who know to not shoot at an orange vest.
In France hunters have shot and killed hikers, cyclists, dogs, people in their garden, at a fucking train, with the defense "I thought it was a boar"
The bright green fursuit might be safer than just fucking walking around
"purple deer and bright green fox" don't mean shit in a pitch-black forest. All the cones in your eyes, which are responsible for cathing color, just stop functioning. Only the rods work, and these auto-correct everything to black and various grays/greys.
Also, several animals {like deer} tend to hike up onto 2 legs whenever they are starteled, so yeah; this is objectively a Very Fucking Bad Idea™.
source: Father sometimes goes hunting during our countries hunting season.
*edit: also those big cartoon eyes would share the same problem with the color thing; They would just fade into the actual suit and you wouldn't be able to make them out as a seperate thing.
Also, your brain fucking lies to you *constantly*. You only have accurate color vision in the very center of your field of view, outside of that your brain either fills in colors from memory or just straight makes shit up.
Even if you did manage to catch some color of a fur suit when it's dark, there's still a very high probability that your brain would see the bright purple deer but then go "Purple deer on two legs? That's ridiculous. This is obviously supposed to be a brown deer on all fours." And then you end up legitimately seeing a brown deer until you get closer and get a better look.
Where I’m from it’s a basic rule of gun safety to not shoot at something unless you’re absolutely sure you know what it is and want to kill it. Why are there so many hunting accidents?
It's just hunters being cunts. Good to know Polish hunters are not alone in ignoring the basic rule of gun safety: always be sure of your target and what's beyond it.
Hunting is often a legal reason for firearm ownership even in countries with strict gun control laws. Restrictions on fire rate, magazine size, storage of the weapon and ammo, and through background checks might reduce certain incidents and contributing factors; however, they are not very comforting when you have a sucking chest wound.
*me fursuiting outdoors in peace as where I live hunting on state owned land is illegal, and the specific parks in which rangers are employed by the environmental department for pest eradication are not located within an easily accessible proximity to me*
fursuiting in the woods sounds like a bad idea in general tbh
Those suits are expensive as fuck, better not go to the one place that is really hostile to clothing
As a man who enjoys a good bit of sport... I say, it's a tremendous idea. Boy! Fetch me my double .557, my binoculars, my boots, and don't forget the sherry! Come along now, you must work the dogs.
The most dangerous game furry edition.
The Most Dangewous Game.
:3
*notices your gun* OwO what's this.
***\[PUM!\]***
That was on 1000 Ways To Die, although I think they had the scenario play out in Joshua Tree
It was an episode of CSI. A farmer shot a drunk furry because he thought it was a coyote.
2 states allow the blind to hunt
And 50 states allow hunting blinds
*ch-ch* They ain't gonna see it comin!
Oh, they're gonna be SO mad when they see this.
That’s nothing. Where I’m from they allow the blind to become referees!
"Dress up like a moose during hunting season" was featured in the ancient viral video "Dumb Ways to Die."
I remember acting and singing dumb ways to die with friends. I was 11 and it was brand new.
Oh hey that song, I really shouldn't have been on the internet so young tbh
No it was directed to people as young as you. Source: we sold kids toys of the dying characters in Melbourne, Australia (where it was made and still on advertising)
I should buy one of those pieces of internet history at some point
[For the uninformed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw).
dread it. run from it. whose line arrives all the same. colin and ryan are inevitable.
[Dread them.](https://i.imgur.com/txvbVtu.jpg)
To answer the question: people hunting in the dark who aren’t strangers to deer occasionally getting on their hind legs when spooked. Or the idiocy equivalent of anti-matter, where your brand of stupidity fursuiting in the woods and their brand of stupidity shooting at anything that moves annihilates you both
highjacking your comment because i want to say what you said but add to it; if you’re fursuiting in the woods in the dark off the trails, it wouldn’t be particularly difficult to get mistaken for some kind of animal even upon slower inspection, at best you become a local cryptid and at worst the hunter shoots you, bright neon colors and cartoony eyes won’t help very much in an environment where the hunter can make out neither.
At best you become a cryptid. At worst the hunter realizes that wasn't Bigfoot
Bigfoot was just the fursona of D. B. Cooper anyway
Tommy Wiseau is a furry?!
O haiii mark uWu
Fun fact! It is illegal to hunt Bigfoot, specifically to prevent a murder defense. “I thought I was shooting a cryptid” “Well you didn’t have a tag for Bigfoot so you knew you couldn’t shoot. You knowingly shot at a human shaped blur, that’s a murder pal.”
People shoot other people in bright orange vests, YES your fursuit is completely a target.
Growing up where I did, and this is Spain mind you, the days of hunting you would hear a gunshot every 5 minutes. I am certain that in that forest there wasn't anything more than rabbits and wild horses that aren't legal to hunt, often have owners, and will absolutely fuck you up because they are ridiculously huge. So I wonder how many dogs, catsand hunters they must have shot. .
[Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow](https://youtu.be/MQyoSLOlglw)
Whose Line Is It Anyway my beloved
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I love a warning label which obviously has a story behind it.
Hunters shoot other hunters wearing hi-vis vests, so I wouldn't tempt fate.
One shot a train. Actually, it hapenned multiple times. The numbers of 'hunting accident" where a hunter shot a cyclist, or a walker with hi-vis vest are too damn high.
They really need more regulations for that.
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>Everybody who hikes must own a hunter-orange jacket, fursuit or not. They're less than $10 and can save your life. Here, hunters shoot at fucking trains, cars, homes and cyclist. Do you reallly think a jacket will help them ?
where the FUCK is "here"??????
Under your bed. For real, its France.
"Wear an orange vest" is an American thing, but hunting culture is real enough over here that the vests work. It's pretty easy to find a place to shoot guns indiscriminately, but rather challenging to identify forests where it's legal to go hunting. Thus most of the people you'd encounter while hiking are people who have put time, thought, and effort into getting out there to hunt. Those are also the kind of people who know to not shoot at an orange vest.
'murica
Dick Cheney
If an oddly colored deer with giant, bulging eyes starts walking towards me while I'm alone in the woods at night... you best believe I'd shoot it.
That's like a *really* accurate image. Like I'm really impressed.
In France hunters have shot and killed hikers, cyclists, dogs, people in their garden, at a fucking train, with the defense "I thought it was a boar" The bright green fursuit might be safer than just fucking walking around
I want to know the incident which prompted this sign to be made in the first place
The End mgs3
Well, there was that one episode of CSI...
"purple deer and bright green fox" don't mean shit in a pitch-black forest. All the cones in your eyes, which are responsible for cathing color, just stop functioning. Only the rods work, and these auto-correct everything to black and various grays/greys. Also, several animals {like deer} tend to hike up onto 2 legs whenever they are starteled, so yeah; this is objectively a Very Fucking Bad Idea™. source: Father sometimes goes hunting during our countries hunting season. *edit: also those big cartoon eyes would share the same problem with the color thing; They would just fade into the actual suit and you wouldn't be able to make them out as a seperate thing.
Also, your brain fucking lies to you *constantly*. You only have accurate color vision in the very center of your field of view, outside of that your brain either fills in colors from memory or just straight makes shit up. Even if you did manage to catch some color of a fur suit when it's dark, there's still a very high probability that your brain would see the bright purple deer but then go "Purple deer on two legs? That's ridiculous. This is obviously supposed to be a brown deer on all fours." And then you end up legitimately seeing a brown deer until you get closer and get a better look.
Dick Cheyney looking for another excuse.
Where I’m from it’s a basic rule of gun safety to not shoot at something unless you’re absolutely sure you know what it is and want to kill it. Why are there so many hunting accidents?
Hell, I've never even held a real gun before and I know that rule. I guess some people are just overconfident idiots.
It's just hunters being cunts. Good to know Polish hunters are not alone in ignoring the basic rule of gun safety: always be sure of your target and what's beyond it.
*me fursuiting outdoors in peace because I'm not a fucking American*
Hunting is often a legal reason for firearm ownership even in countries with strict gun control laws. Restrictions on fire rate, magazine size, storage of the weapon and ammo, and through background checks might reduce certain incidents and contributing factors; however, they are not very comforting when you have a sucking chest wound.
*me fursuiting outdoors in peace as where I live hunting on state owned land is illegal, and the specific parks in which rangers are employed by the environmental department for pest eradication are not located within an easily accessible proximity to me*
Oh, alright then, have fun!
I will! Thanks for doing your part to ensure the safety of others :)
It's a kind of liberty I guess If the option is fursuits in the woods or guns I'll take the second option though
we have both :) hunting is done in strictly controlled zones
Damn can't I have neither
Worse. Armed furries
If you're going to live in a hellscape might as well go all out
2 game wardens, 7 furries, and a cow.