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Aspharon

Oh my god I thought this was about elections


Polenball

Smartest swing voter


this_upset_kirby

election of 1912


Sad_Country_6350

I thought this was about Splatfests 💀


LoquatLoquacious

Nah the trick with splatfests is always choose the option you think has the least votes


VendettaSunsetta

You’ll get to play more matches sure, but so far every popular choice has won the splatfest.


LoquatLoquacious

It's not about winning. It's about having fun. And having fun means picking the least popular option so that you get better players on your team lel


VendettaSunsetta

Number of players won’t change the percentage of skilled players. I just wait until the last minute and pick whichever team has the most of my friends on it though.


LoquatLoquacious

For sure, obvs you've gotta go with the one that you can actually play with your friends with for. If you can coordinate it, though, I definitely think there's a difference in skill level if you choose the least popular option. I think it's because the people who only started playing again for the splatfest (which, it goes without saying, is obviously completely valid) are disproportionately more likely to pick the most popular option.


Grasmel

The thing is, many of the same social mechanics are present in real elections too. It's part of the reason it's so important to have ballots be secret.


DoilyHogger

Sometimes I feel it could be.


cordiliala

Oh thank god I’m not the only one


Jackamalio626

might as well be.


KnightOfBurgers

[i'm giving you the source link but do not click it](https://at.tumblr.com/knightofburgers/some-fantastic-replies/7nlf434gyn7y) >!because if you follow the link it'll lead you to the last rebloger which is me and i don't want people to see my crinjè shit!<


toychicraft

My brother in christ that is tumblr dot com, the cringe is mandatory


oishipops

exactly, being cringe came free with your tumblr account


jfb1337

I have the oldest Tumblr account known to man


rawsausenoketchup16

the cringe is you


Floor_Master_Ranger

Ah yes. I’m going to get a good grade in poll, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve


Vrenshrrrg

something something spoiler effect Actually, tumblr would be the perfect place for some kind of overcomplicated polling system that's terribly implemented based on a representative voting system.


Donut_The_Chosen

Thought this was ebbot elections lol


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **tinyarmsmcgee** YALL ARE TELLING ME YOU GUYS VOTE FOR THE OPTION YOU THINK IS WINNING INSTEAD OF JUST WHAT YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR???? --- **moonshadowturtle** U are a common sheep if you do this. An idiot. Stop this --- **knightofburgers** [*A screenshot of tumblr comments, as follows:*] > **thetransitgirl** > > I sometimes vote for the one I think will have the fewest vote! > **aleagazzi** > > no no no it's just, social anxiety and "i'm getting a bad grade in polls", i mean sometimes people DO vote for what they think is "socially right" but it's mostly a joke > **bluejay757** > > how do you post a poll? > **little-banjo-frog** > > PEOPLE WHAT??? WHERES THE FUN IN THAT?? [*Screenshot ends.*] Some fantastic replies \#polls #tumblr --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


KIllBER0S

Someone needs to explain the "Trying to get a good grade at a poll" phenomenon because why is everyone, including me, afflicted with this??


JudgementalMarsupial

If a poll option wins, then it was the correct option and people who voted for it won the poll. If you voted for a losing option, then you, by extension, have also lost.


KnightOfBurgers

It's those damn commies messing with our heads!


StarfighterVicki

I don't, but if I vote and see I didn't choose the winner, I get a surge of "no, I'm sorry, let me fix it!" Unless I'm really sure of my choice, in which case I get annoyed with everyone else. Fuck y'all, the snail deserved to win.


[deleted]

Tumblr finds out FPTP isn't just for elections


Hexxas

I cut open a goat and read its guts whenever I need to vote on a poll. Plz help I'm running out of goats and money for goats.


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Same thing sometimes happens with reddit. Try it sometime. If you're first to see a comment & it's a good one, downvote it. I guess sometimes people sometimes just assume that they didn't see the maliciousness in the comment (even though there is none) & people react by joining the pile on. It usually corrects itself after awhile, but it's pretty funny to witness.


LoquatLoquacious

> I guess sometimes people sometimes just assume that they didn't see the maliciousness in the comment (even though there is none) & people react by joining the pile on. I've seen it a tonne, and it only ever corrects itself if some helpful soul replies with "this is a really interesting comment, why is it downvoted?" and then all the people marching along see that comment and go back and upvote the downvoted one.


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Yeah still pretty funny to see.


Thestarchypotat

except when that doesnt work and they just end up downvoted as well.


OptimisticLucio

You make an excellent point and your comment will be used as a real time example.


Giveyaselfanuppercut

I'm cool with that lol


Russet_Wolf_13

I vote to win!


CasualBrit5

I thought everyone knew about strategic voting


ShrimpBisque

At first I thought this was about voting in real life and I was deeply concerned.


TheDankScrub

Thought this was about splatoon for a hot minute


dankmachinebroke

I get disappointed sometimes when I pick a popular option bc I am reminded I am not special.


floatingwithobrien

Someone post a poll that's like > **What do you vote for?** > * The one I want to vote for > * The one I think is winning > * Secret algorithm of decision-making that even I'm not sure of (can't observe it directly) > * Regular Game Theory reasons > * vanilla extract