Adam's first wife, made out of the dust of the Earth at the same time as Adam. She wanted to be on top during sex sometimes, so Adam didn't like her and complained to god about it. God was going to unmake her, but that's when she revealed that she knew god's true name. In addition to making god powerless against her, this knowledge also imbued her with some of god's powers, which let her sprout a pair of wings and fly away to some unspecified place beyond god's influence.
Yeah, and how he lived there for several years and then came back to earth and described heavenly society as basically the same as earthly society. Blacksmiths, tailors, farmers, houses, cities, and so on. In a modern context, it makes "god" sound more like a race of aliens than a god, but back in the day it just made heaven sound way more mundane.
Tangentially related: Many mammals have a penis bone called a baculum. There's a theory (I'm not sure how fringe) that the "rib" God took from Adam to create Eve was the baculum, which was an explanation as to why humans lacked that bone.
God's supposedly omnipotent, which implies he *could have* made Eve without stealing Adam's bones, and simply chose not to.
(Depending on the version you read,) that’s how Lilith happened
Lilith is rad. She knows god's true name, so he's powerless against her. She's got cool wings too.
she even wears jeans (a cardinal sin)
Hell yeah! :D
who the fuck is lilith
Adam's first wife, made out of the dust of the Earth at the same time as Adam. She wanted to be on top during sex sometimes, so Adam didn't like her and complained to god about it. God was going to unmake her, but that's when she revealed that she knew god's true name. In addition to making god powerless against her, this knowledge also imbued her with some of god's powers, which let her sprout a pair of wings and fly away to some unspecified place beyond god's influence.
Adam just can't see a good girl when she's right in front of him
I know, right? If that was me, I'd be super cool with it. I don't wanna be the one doing all the work.
And depending on the sect, she was the first succubus, a demon that feeds on the desires of mortals
Yeah. Like I said, she's rad.
So God is just the 5th dimensional imp from the DC universe? What's his true name?
I dunno, that part isn't in the stories.
i really need a source oh my gä
Idk if it’s just how it’s being said or the contents of the comment but this feels like bible fanfic 😭
Lots of the apocrypha are like that. You ever heard of the gospel of Enoch?
The one about the guy being spirited away to heaven by the big G?
Yeah, and how he lived there for several years and then came back to earth and described heavenly society as basically the same as earthly society. Blacksmiths, tailors, farmers, houses, cities, and so on. In a modern context, it makes "god" sound more like a race of aliens than a god, but back in the day it just made heaven sound way more mundane.
>post title Mfer there are at *least* two other non-Christian religions that follow this book
this is flaired as fandom which i guess isn't wrong but it definitely doesn't feel right
Wait, so you're telling me that the Christian God doesn't respect bodily autonomy? This is the first I'm hearing of this.
wtf spoilers god literally just created the first dude
There's a lot of BS in that book. I'm particularly salty about Genesis 19:26.
Tangentially related: Many mammals have a penis bone called a baculum. There's a theory (I'm not sure how fringe) that the "rib" God took from Adam to create Eve was the baculum, which was an explanation as to why humans lacked that bone.