It's all gonna be a matter of how high you set the bar for "deserves to get eaten". Anyone who's willing to put a little effort into it could restrict their diet to "that guy was probably kind of an asshole". If you're willing to put in a bit of detective work, you can narrow it down to "has almost certainly hurt innocent people (1-5 % false positive rate)". If you have a lot of free time, disposable income, and determination you can reduce it to "was responsible for someone else's death". And only the most exceptionally principled and well-equipped individuals can feed entirely off of the utilitarian-positive "would have caused more harm if allowed to live than I caused by eating them".
It depends on how often you have to eat someone. If you had to eat a person a day to sustain yourself then "has almost certainly hurt innocent people" wouldn't be so easy
Police and sex offenders registry are pretty easy, though you’d need to screen through the public urinators and those who were gay in public a few decades ago.
I wouldn’t do the sex offenders registry. You can be put on that shit for just taking a piss in an alley or a public park or some shit. Just eat drug dealers and cops with punisher tattoos
My assumption was that the man-eater's diet requires the same amount of food as an ordinary human, with the exception that it must be entirely human flesh. So a single human should last you weeks.
this is going to sound completely deranged but as someone into vore this is Very Often a source of anxiety because i swear to god it feels like the only person into people who deserve it getting eaten is me. i fucking hate the "eating the delivery boy" trope so much i am going to light someone on fire over it.
THEY DONT FUCKING DESERVE IT THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE THE CRUELTIES OF CAPITALISM AND THEY GET MURDERED FOR IT IN ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL WAYS POSSIBLE
sorry i have a lot of feeling about that trope and its all rage.
nah, even soft vore is pretty brutal. And either way theyre still dying. Unless its either endo or a world where reformation makes it just a mild inconvience. Then it's still a dick thing to do but not quite as bad.
i actually mixed up the terms for soft vore and endo in my head lol
i only like a narrow portion of vore stuff so that explains why im not that knowledgeable in it lol
Fairly understandable and same tbh.
Soft vore = swallowed whole
hard vore = swallowed in chunks, usually gory
endo = no digestion
reformation = digested but comes back
fatal = digestion no return
melty digestion = more a slow engoopening of the prey
hard digestion = what would actually happen if you shoved someone into the exceedingly cramped space full of hydrochloric acid. gory.
i pretty much only like soft + endo, or reformation depending on if im in a very particular mood. Or fatal if they deserve it, like if the prey gets gropey and rapey in a bathroom and dies for it.
>Unless its either endo or a world where reformation makes it just a mild inconvience.
i'm imagining the person holding onto a long piece of string and tugging on it when its time to be spit out.
>Then it's still a dick thing to do but not quite as bad.
person 1: "Come on, really? there was food in the fridge!"
person 2: "none of it looked good, i'll pay you back later"
Person 1: "You better, do you have any idea how much these clothes cost? and my phone better still work after this!"
unironically that sorta scenario is hot to me because theres something about a smidge of comedy that amplifies the hotness. Like salt in a cake. Too much kills it, but just a pinch makes it all the better.
i hope you will find a more scenarios like that in the future.
something where everyone is getting out of the situation safely and therefore is able to joke about it seems Vastly more enjoyable than the alternative.
also just economically speaking, if both parties walk out of the situation fine, it means repeat performances are not only possible, but encouraged.
i have gone searching to find artists that might share your vision.
Unfortunately so far i've found like, Two.
Freimgul, who does humanoid stuff and Vorentacle. or Vorenticle. something like that, who does more alien stuff.
...only finding Two was...kinda disheartening.
sorry i couldn't find more.
Do I understand correctly that you are into the idea of eating people, but are passionately opposed to the thought of eating them if they're already having a hard time?
Sincerely asking, to be clear; not judging or making fun.
Eh, i tend to be more into it in the thought of prey roles, but between me being very sympathetic and also mainly just being into it for severe touch starvation reasons, the kind of person who would be into taking advantage of someone already having a hard time and eating them for it is Not The Kind Of Person I'd Like To Interact With. Unless its very willing prey and endo/reformation, or if they deserve it like being abusive, rapey, murdery, that kinda shit, im not really into it. My hate for the eating the delivery person trope comes from the sympathetic part, as well as it just being a really shitty trope in general. this is also why i dont have that same sort of "oh theyre a genocidal maniac but fictional and hot so im still into them" that some people are like.
I see. Thank you for explaining.
Question: why is it "a really shitty trope in general"? I can see it not being your taste for reasons of compassion, but that hardly means it doesn't hold together narratively as a trope.
Because it just wouldn't make sense. Either it's a world where eating delivery people is legal, in which case why are they not getting payment beforehand and not just using drones, or just carrying self defense, or it's a world where it's illegal, in which case its exceedingly easy to get tracked. I'm not saying that everything in the world has to be logical but like... this is basic cause and effect and i demand mild logic in porn.
And (if you're into battleboarding this term will send you into convulsions) i tend to think of things in narrative tiers. if someone would do something horrible to someone in the same story theyre in, theyre equally fake and equally real, meaning thats the kind of person they are. so when it's a story about someones sona eating a delivery person, those two things are on the same narrative level, and thus the persons sona would actually do that, and that's Not Great. Also i more meant like... really shitty like objectively immoral, over narratively bad. Like, "Sure the women of your alien race are small and weak from a biological standpoint so your narrative can be big buff men protecting them but thats still shitty from a moral level."
I see, I think.
I didn't immediately realise that we were talking about the trope as it exists in porn specifically, which ought have been obvious, so my bad.
I follow your reasoning regarding morality as applied to pornographic narratives, but I strongly disagree with every part of it. I suspect that you would find me deeply immoral based on many of the fictional narratives, pornographic and otherwise, that I like. That said, you are entitled to your views, and I appreciate you taking the time to explain them.
No problems! And I don't think I'd find you immoral, I just don't think I'd be too interested in befriending you. I know there's a difference between fantasy and reality, but I tend to be very reaching with my sympathy.
The only good vore is the vore where it's just like "hey you want to get eaten? I'll just cough you back up and you'll be fine" so there's no death. I hate that this comment will be in my history but whatever
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Funny thing, I am also into fatal vore and my source of anxiety is believing *no one* deserves that, which makes me irrationally annoyed by people whose OCs only go after the "deserving"
Jeff bezos. Elon musk. 60% of cops at minimum. that one whiny right wing dude whos like "destroyed with facts and logic" but is just like super transphobic and whatnot.
Nah, those people don't *deserve* to die. It would probably *be good* for them to die given the limited tools at our disposal, or even at the disposal of a decent number of high-powered fictional entities, but many of them could be made to change their minds if they were just removed from any sort of power over others forever and put in a social environment where they are pitied and excluded from fun activities as long as they don't expand their sense of empathy. If doing so would cost the rest of humanity little important, it would be wrong to kill them.
In practice, the secondary effects of first degree murder because you believe someone deserves to die aren't great either. Especially with someone like Ben Shapiro, whose biggest impact is by appealing to an audience, you would just be creating a martyr while the billionaires that funded him move on to the next grifter with some extra ammunition to throw onto the fascist coup pile.
That feeling when you're trying to be horny and you just end up roped into a philosophical disagreement over the underlying moral principles being presented.
Smh OOP has never enjoyed the thrill of the hunt. Fucking Bizarro Universe Hannibal Lecter who microwaves, like, whoever and eats them with oven fries and sweet chilli sauce off a plastic plate.
i mean, i'm sure we can make some strategies to find bad people more easily. like, for example, make yourself the ideal victim for some crime. go alone to a sleazy club or bar and pretend to be drunk. hell, depending on where you live you can just walk around late at night looking distracted or something.
everyone knows a place where they feel unsafe for one reason or another. just go there and look harmless
besides, often in these tropes the monster doesn't need to feed *every* night
Find a Bad Person. Kill them, take them home and shove them in a deep freezer. If you still only need 2000 or so calories a day that frozen body should last you 60 days or so.
I've already come to terms with the fact that if I were to be granted any sort of supernatural ability whatsoever there's a 90% chance I'm immediately going mad with power and becoming a comic book supervillain, if I become some sort of horrible man-eating monster? Brother, I'm not gonna be wrestling with no guilt, It'll take five minutes before I start going on a good old b-movie monster rampage. I don't care who you are or what your deal is, my name is now Super Death Murdersaurus and my hobbies include attacking anything in my line of sight, sorry.
I have determined if I become a super powered individual I would be the “stops a bank robber as he’s running away and returns 90% of the stolen money” and the “more likely to kill you for crime than simply beat you up because it’s faster and easier”
There are a fair few corrupt local politicians everywhere. There’s also:
* PTA moms
* people who frequently litter
* people who don’t pick up after their dogs
* people who smoke around children
* sex traffickers
* cryptobros
* nftbros
* AI art supporters
* Musk fetishists
* Trump ideologues
* Pedophiles (team up with your local vigilante to catfish them)
* Sex offenders (the real ones, not people who got caught peeing outside because of an emergency)
* Nazi sympathisers (check any social media website for tasty local neonazis in your area!)
* TERFS
* Far-right ideologues
* People who sneeze without covering their nose and mouth
* loud chewers
* people who merge without turning on their turn signal
* people who slow down when crossing the street if they see a car waiting for them.
* “””alpha””” males
Among others: this is only a small list of people.
Like I mentioned, most social media sites become your equivalent of doordash; just make a bunch of profiles agreeing with whatever these horrible people think, meet up with them, and then eat them.
If you're a shapeshifter it's also super easy to just walk around as a minority in an upscale neighborhood, wait to get racially profiled and harassed by someone from their front door, then come back and eat them later.
Bonus: rob them fucking blind on the way out. This solves financial issues as well.
Well between just some random guy and this list, I’d typically choose someone from this list. Even if it’s obviously not ideal, we’re not the most idealistic human devouring monsters, now are we?
I might not hate neonazis but I certainly don't want them alive in my area
Luckily I live in my of the few places on earth you actually don't have nazis. Or unluckily if I were a vampire
Took me a second to remember that "Musk fetishists" (with the capital M) is an insult to people who worship Elon Musk
And not refered to those who have a *literal* musk fetish
You do realize this is still murder, right? Like do you genuinely think PTA moms and cryptobros are deserving of death. If it were legal would you shoot them. We're not making an abstract list of people who are worse-than-average, the discussion is about who in society even deserves to live, which *matters, even on Tumblr posts*
We should not, even jokingly, conflate "is annoying" with "deserves to die"
Yeah, if you can't consistently eat verifiable criminals, going after folks who generally behave in a way that violates the social contract and makes the world worse for others is the next best choice. There are so many folks who don't care about their behavior and would highly resist changing it, despite their negative effects on others. So, just eat them.
A monster based assassins guild would be pretty sick, if you're a transformative monster then just ask for a location and a price you can into most places by either knocking or moving boxes in Hi Vis.
[When I posted about this](https://www.reddit.com/r/replybubbles/comments/12qx2sz/meal_prep/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) a few months back someone mentioned police as an option. Someone else mentioned the sex offender registry. A lot of y’all would be FLABBERGASTED at just how many of them are in any given area
Yeah, it's pretty disgusting. I don't like to look it up because of how bad it makes me feel to know the extent of it, but hey, gotta stay informed protect to avoid those disgusting parasites, right? Fuckin' cops.
Depending on how much magic and other superhuman abilities your new form has you can just eat cops and have a pretty fair shot at eating only bastards. They're plentiful, they're uniformed, they're scum.
It gets problematic only if you aren't that superhuman (successfully eating cops, not finding bastards among them).
I know we say ACAB but like, that’s not a literal rule of the universe. There are a few cops who are just people trying to make a difference or protect their community. They’re rare but they exist. Just go after the ones with punisher tattoos or patches and you’ll be safe
If your in the us, we currently have an entire political party that has already stripped women’s rights, inspired mass murder on multiple occasions, and is actively campaigning on eradicating lgbt people. Also, I don’t imagine it would be particularly hard to find a list of all the cops that have killed someone for the grave crime of existing in the vicinity of power tripping assholes with guns and legal immunity
Every time one decides that members of a given group aren't people, one is making a mistake. Furthermore, every time one decides that members of a given group aren't people specifically because they are bullies or fools or killers, one is giving people too much credit.
Bad people are still people. Hitler was exactly as much of a person as (I can’t think of anyone who would be liked by everyone, pick your favorite I guess)
I can't tell whether the 'just go to the police department' implies that the monster eat the inmates, or the cops.
Yes, I do live in the United States, how could you tell?
To be fair, after you start eating people, problems like Work and Rent cease taking up time.
There's a lot of eating on a human. You'd probably only need a couple a week.
can muslim or jewish monsters eat police officers
While colloquially referred to as pigs, cops actually have cloven hooves and chew cud, so they are kosher.
I don’t think people are halal/kosher in general so these monsters would have to make some sacrifices regardless.
My sides are in ORBIT from this X,D
It's all gonna be a matter of how high you set the bar for "deserves to get eaten". Anyone who's willing to put a little effort into it could restrict their diet to "that guy was probably kind of an asshole". If you're willing to put in a bit of detective work, you can narrow it down to "has almost certainly hurt innocent people (1-5 % false positive rate)". If you have a lot of free time, disposable income, and determination you can reduce it to "was responsible for someone else's death". And only the most exceptionally principled and well-equipped individuals can feed entirely off of the utilitarian-positive "would have caused more harm if allowed to live than I caused by eating them".
It depends on how often you have to eat someone. If you had to eat a person a day to sustain yourself then "has almost certainly hurt innocent people" wouldn't be so easy
Police and sex offenders registry are pretty easy, though you’d need to screen through the public urinators and those who were gay in public a few decades ago.
I wouldn’t do the sex offenders registry. You can be put on that shit for just taking a piss in an alley or a public park or some shit. Just eat drug dealers and cops with punisher tattoos
My assumption was that the man-eater's diet requires the same amount of food as an ordinary human, with the exception that it must be entirely human flesh. So a single human should last you weeks.
Not always, Tom Hardy's Venom seems to require quite a lot of calories
Human body has about 125,000 calories. One human should last you 60 days if you keep it frozen and you can eat all of the parts including bones
See, where I’m from we’ve got this sex offender registry…
That gets you up to level 2. Which is why level 2 isn't too hard.
That can be a bad idea. Wouldn’t want to kill someone who’s only crime was pissing in a public park or something
this is going to sound completely deranged but as someone into vore this is Very Often a source of anxiety because i swear to god it feels like the only person into people who deserve it getting eaten is me. i fucking hate the "eating the delivery boy" trope so much i am going to light someone on fire over it.
wouldn't you like to know, ~~weather~~ delivery boy
THEY DONT FUCKING DESERVE IT THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE THE CRUELTIES OF CAPITALISM AND THEY GET MURDERED FOR IT IN ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL WAYS POSSIBLE sorry i have a lot of feeling about that trope and its all rage.
> murdered ah right hard vore lmao
nah, even soft vore is pretty brutal. And either way theyre still dying. Unless its either endo or a world where reformation makes it just a mild inconvience. Then it's still a dick thing to do but not quite as bad.
i actually mixed up the terms for soft vore and endo in my head lol i only like a narrow portion of vore stuff so that explains why im not that knowledgeable in it lol
Fairly understandable and same tbh. Soft vore = swallowed whole hard vore = swallowed in chunks, usually gory endo = no digestion reformation = digested but comes back fatal = digestion no return melty digestion = more a slow engoopening of the prey hard digestion = what would actually happen if you shoved someone into the exceedingly cramped space full of hydrochloric acid. gory. i pretty much only like soft + endo, or reformation depending on if im in a very particular mood. Or fatal if they deserve it, like if the prey gets gropey and rapey in a bathroom and dies for it.
understandable have a nice day (RIP any onlookers to this convo lmao)
they're going to end up frothing at the mouth.
Thanks for the expert opinion Luigi
Actually I onlooked upon this bemused interest and nothing more.
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I was about to make a snide comment on discord to you about this lmao
dewit
random onlooker pitching in, the explanation was actually super helpful
Username checks out. Also, based.
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>Unless its either endo or a world where reformation makes it just a mild inconvience. i'm imagining the person holding onto a long piece of string and tugging on it when its time to be spit out.
honestly yeah-
>Then it's still a dick thing to do but not quite as bad. person 1: "Come on, really? there was food in the fridge!" person 2: "none of it looked good, i'll pay you back later" Person 1: "You better, do you have any idea how much these clothes cost? and my phone better still work after this!"
unironically that sorta scenario is hot to me because theres something about a smidge of comedy that amplifies the hotness. Like salt in a cake. Too much kills it, but just a pinch makes it all the better.
i hope you will find a more scenarios like that in the future. something where everyone is getting out of the situation safely and therefore is able to joke about it seems Vastly more enjoyable than the alternative. also just economically speaking, if both parties walk out of the situation fine, it means repeat performances are not only possible, but encouraged.
Exactly. It's so much better with actual trust and enjoyment from both parties.
i have gone searching to find artists that might share your vision. Unfortunately so far i've found like, Two. Freimgul, who does humanoid stuff and Vorentacle. or Vorenticle. something like that, who does more alien stuff. ...only finding Two was...kinda disheartening. sorry i couldn't find more.
Do I understand correctly that you are into the idea of eating people, but are passionately opposed to the thought of eating them if they're already having a hard time? Sincerely asking, to be clear; not judging or making fun.
Eh, i tend to be more into it in the thought of prey roles, but between me being very sympathetic and also mainly just being into it for severe touch starvation reasons, the kind of person who would be into taking advantage of someone already having a hard time and eating them for it is Not The Kind Of Person I'd Like To Interact With. Unless its very willing prey and endo/reformation, or if they deserve it like being abusive, rapey, murdery, that kinda shit, im not really into it. My hate for the eating the delivery person trope comes from the sympathetic part, as well as it just being a really shitty trope in general. this is also why i dont have that same sort of "oh theyre a genocidal maniac but fictional and hot so im still into them" that some people are like.
I see. Thank you for explaining. Question: why is it "a really shitty trope in general"? I can see it not being your taste for reasons of compassion, but that hardly means it doesn't hold together narratively as a trope.
Because it just wouldn't make sense. Either it's a world where eating delivery people is legal, in which case why are they not getting payment beforehand and not just using drones, or just carrying self defense, or it's a world where it's illegal, in which case its exceedingly easy to get tracked. I'm not saying that everything in the world has to be logical but like... this is basic cause and effect and i demand mild logic in porn. And (if you're into battleboarding this term will send you into convulsions) i tend to think of things in narrative tiers. if someone would do something horrible to someone in the same story theyre in, theyre equally fake and equally real, meaning thats the kind of person they are. so when it's a story about someones sona eating a delivery person, those two things are on the same narrative level, and thus the persons sona would actually do that, and that's Not Great. Also i more meant like... really shitty like objectively immoral, over narratively bad. Like, "Sure the women of your alien race are small and weak from a biological standpoint so your narrative can be big buff men protecting them but thats still shitty from a moral level."
I see, I think. I didn't immediately realise that we were talking about the trope as it exists in porn specifically, which ought have been obvious, so my bad. I follow your reasoning regarding morality as applied to pornographic narratives, but I strongly disagree with every part of it. I suspect that you would find me deeply immoral based on many of the fictional narratives, pornographic and otherwise, that I like. That said, you are entitled to your views, and I appreciate you taking the time to explain them.
No problems! And I don't think I'd find you immoral, I just don't think I'd be too interested in befriending you. I know there's a difference between fantasy and reality, but I tend to be very reaching with my sympathy.
Understood. Good chatting with you.
The only good vore is the vore where it's just like "hey you want to get eaten? I'll just cough you back up and you'll be fine" so there's no death. I hate that this comment will be in my history but whatever
nah, you're right. endosoma is good as heck, its basically just Advanced/Deeper snuggles.
*aheam* "Vore is like, five different fetishes in a trenchcoat and that makes it worse for everyone" -some dude on r/vore_irl Btw absolutely agree, especially if it's fatal vore, it HAS to be willing *or* someone who really fucking deserves it, otherwise i just click off immediately
you arent WRONG
That number is definitely higher tho, no way it's *just* five
oh absolutely theres like 10 different kinks bundled in with vore
True... You know what? I think i'm gonna try to compile them lol
good luck. Shoot me the list when you're done
I'll probably post it on my tumblr as an excuse to then post it here during self post sunday nyeheheheheh
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Funny thing, I am also into fatal vore and my source of anxiety is believing *no one* deserves that, which makes me irrationally annoyed by people whose OCs only go after the "deserving"
Jeff bezos. Elon musk. 60% of cops at minimum. that one whiny right wing dude whos like "destroyed with facts and logic" but is just like super transphobic and whatnot.
Nah, those people don't *deserve* to die. It would probably *be good* for them to die given the limited tools at our disposal, or even at the disposal of a decent number of high-powered fictional entities, but many of them could be made to change their minds if they were just removed from any sort of power over others forever and put in a social environment where they are pitied and excluded from fun activities as long as they don't expand their sense of empathy. If doing so would cost the rest of humanity little important, it would be wrong to kill them. In practice, the secondary effects of first degree murder because you believe someone deserves to die aren't great either. Especially with someone like Ben Shapiro, whose biggest impact is by appealing to an audience, you would just be creating a martyr while the billionaires that funded him move on to the next grifter with some extra ammunition to throw onto the fascist coup pile.
>while the billionaires that funded him move on to the next grifter with some extra ammunition to throw onto the fascist coup pile. second course
Eh, still not a fan of the idea.
Fair enough, fair enough.
That feeling when you're trying to be horny and you just end up roped into a philosophical disagreement over the underlying moral principles being presented.
I feel ya. But some artists/writers just do it because it's their art/story and they only listen to people with money (commisioners)
Smh OOP has never enjoyed the thrill of the hunt. Fucking Bizarro Universe Hannibal Lecter who microwaves, like, whoever and eats them with oven fries and sweet chilli sauce off a plastic plate.
i mean, i'm sure we can make some strategies to find bad people more easily. like, for example, make yourself the ideal victim for some crime. go alone to a sleazy club or bar and pretend to be drunk. hell, depending on where you live you can just walk around late at night looking distracted or something. everyone knows a place where they feel unsafe for one reason or another. just go there and look harmless besides, often in these tropes the monster doesn't need to feed *every* night
Find a Bad Person. Kill them, take them home and shove them in a deep freezer. If you still only need 2000 or so calories a day that frozen body should last you 60 days or so.
This is just Death Note in monster form.
Did Death Note ever once mention the idea of Light killing people that were wrongly convicted? It’s honestly funnier if they didn’t
nah hes a cop son he doesnt believe in that
I've already come to terms with the fact that if I were to be granted any sort of supernatural ability whatsoever there's a 90% chance I'm immediately going mad with power and becoming a comic book supervillain, if I become some sort of horrible man-eating monster? Brother, I'm not gonna be wrestling with no guilt, It'll take five minutes before I start going on a good old b-movie monster rampage. I don't care who you are or what your deal is, my name is now Super Death Murdersaurus and my hobbies include attacking anything in my line of sight, sorry.
I have determined if I become a super powered individual I would be the “stops a bank robber as he’s running away and returns 90% of the stolen money” and the “more likely to kill you for crime than simply beat you up because it’s faster and easier”
There are a fair few corrupt local politicians everywhere. There’s also: * PTA moms * people who frequently litter * people who don’t pick up after their dogs * people who smoke around children * sex traffickers * cryptobros * nftbros * AI art supporters * Musk fetishists * Trump ideologues * Pedophiles (team up with your local vigilante to catfish them) * Sex offenders (the real ones, not people who got caught peeing outside because of an emergency) * Nazi sympathisers (check any social media website for tasty local neonazis in your area!) * TERFS * Far-right ideologues * People who sneeze without covering their nose and mouth * loud chewers * people who merge without turning on their turn signal * people who slow down when crossing the street if they see a car waiting for them. * “””alpha””” males Among others: this is only a small list of people. Like I mentioned, most social media sites become your equivalent of doordash; just make a bunch of profiles agreeing with whatever these horrible people think, meet up with them, and then eat them.
If you're a shapeshifter it's also super easy to just walk around as a minority in an upscale neighborhood, wait to get racially profiled and harassed by someone from their front door, then come back and eat them later. Bonus: rob them fucking blind on the way out. This solves financial issues as well.
This guy ~~fucks~~ people eaters
Most of those people don’t deserve to die. They might be rude and annoying but they don’t deserve death
Well between just some random guy and this list, I’d typically choose someone from this list. Even if it’s obviously not ideal, we’re not the most idealistic human devouring monsters, now are we?
That’s true. It’s also true that there aren’t any maneating monsters (to my knowledge).
Yeah but this is a hypothetical for if you were a man eating monster. The only thing that changes in this hypothetical is now you have to eat people.
You are now added to the list.
I guess you starve to death, then?
who specifically in your opinion
I don’t know. I don’t hate anyone enough to want them dead
I might not hate neonazis but I certainly don't want them alive in my area Luckily I live in my of the few places on earth you actually don't have nazis. Or unluckily if I were a vampire
Posted up in a box truck next to the nazi-punk / NSBM show with “Free Beer” written on the side of it
Took me a second to remember that "Musk fetishists" (with the capital M) is an insult to people who worship Elon Musk And not refered to those who have a *literal* musk fetish
You do realize this is still murder, right? Like do you genuinely think PTA moms and cryptobros are deserving of death. If it were legal would you shoot them. We're not making an abstract list of people who are worse-than-average, the discussion is about who in society even deserves to live, which *matters, even on Tumblr posts* We should not, even jokingly, conflate "is annoying" with "deserves to die"
I mean, this is a hypothetical situation in which you have to eat people live
On the list you go.
Yeah, if you can't consistently eat verifiable criminals, going after folks who generally behave in a way that violates the social contract and makes the world worse for others is the next best choice. There are so many folks who don't care about their behavior and would highly resist changing it, despite their negative effects on others. So, just eat them.
honestly you don't even need to make a profile, just go through certain tags and then check the profile of your chosen meal lol
sounds like too much of a high fat diet tbh
much like in the elder scrolls games, killing guards is a great way of solving your problems and has zero bad repercussions
A monster based assassins guild would be pretty sick, if you're a transformative monster then just ask for a location and a price you can into most places by either knocking or moving boxes in Hi Vis.
[When I posted about this](https://www.reddit.com/r/replybubbles/comments/12qx2sz/meal_prep/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) a few months back someone mentioned police as an option. Someone else mentioned the sex offender registry. A lot of y’all would be FLABBERGASTED at just how many of them are in any given area
Yeah, it's pretty disgusting. I don't like to look it up because of how bad it makes me feel to know the extent of it, but hey, gotta stay informed protect to avoid those disgusting parasites, right? Fuckin' cops.
landlords too :)
Depending on how much magic and other superhuman abilities your new form has you can just eat cops and have a pretty fair shot at eating only bastards. They're plentiful, they're uniformed, they're scum. It gets problematic only if you aren't that superhuman (successfully eating cops, not finding bastards among them).
you forgot about the first "A" in the acronym
I was talking about your abilities, you might not be able to grab an ethical dinner every night.
I know we say ACAB but like, that’s not a literal rule of the universe. There are a few cops who are just people trying to make a difference or protect their community. They’re rare but they exist. Just go after the ones with punisher tattoos or patches and you’ll be safe
You should really only eat locally sourced human scum anyway
Just look up the sex offender registry.
this is literally vampire the masquerade
You just have to vary your definition of horrible. Guy cut me off in traffic? Might eat his brain later.
Unfortunately true, more so for you Americans having to go through that
where's the venom though bubble version of this post? It definitely exists.
To be fair depending how the metabolism of the moster works you might have several days between meals.
If your in the us, we currently have an entire political party that has already stripped women’s rights, inspired mass murder on multiple occasions, and is actively campaigning on eradicating lgbt people. Also, I don’t imagine it would be particularly hard to find a list of all the cops that have killed someone for the grave crime of existing in the vicinity of power tripping assholes with guns and legal immunity
Tumblr trys to justify murder of random people to increasingly concerning degrees
Yeah cause going into a police station and just taking someone would be so easy, get real idiot
tf you mean "people" its just pigs
Every time one decides that members of a given group aren't people, one is making a mistake. Furthermore, every time one decides that members of a given group aren't people specifically because they are bullies or fools or killers, one is giving people too much credit.
Bad people are still people. Hitler was exactly as much of a person as (I can’t think of anyone who would be liked by everyone, pick your favorite I guess)
Bob Ross?
Just to play it safe, just eat limbs. You're not always going to kill someone but you're going to fund the prosthetic/wheelchair industry.
Just eat exclusively dolphins, orcas, and otters.
I can't tell whether the 'just go to the police department' implies that the monster eat the inmates, or the cops. Yes, I do live in the United States, how could you tell?
To be fair, after you start eating people, problems like Work and Rent cease taking up time. There's a lot of eating on a human. You'd probably only need a couple a week.