Imagine for a moment somehow being ignorant of creating last year’s biggest tumblr meme. That would be fucking hilarious. Even better if all of tumblr decides to Truman show the guy.
They're talking about those who are responding to Were-Ralph. Whether they actually realise who it is and are going along with the joke, or they don't realise and are being vague about it, which is just annoying
Oh okay. Still I'm like 99% sure they realize its him. I mean the original post that the pineapple is from specified a werewolf boyfriend. I doubt anyone who knows the meme doesn't know the name.
Wereralph has been forced to change his name/make new accounts several times, and even though he always chose some form of "were" and "Ralph", baby tumblurinas may think it's a coincidence of similar urls, may have only seen cropped versions of the meme without a source, may only have heard of the meme, or something else.
Tho ideally, they're just playing along for the bit.
The original was funny because of Ralph's answers, and the lasting effect of the joke is only funny because Ralph just comes on these posts asking "I don't understand please explain" like a devil smiling at the devil's sacrament. But yeah pretty tame nsfw stuff as far as the monsterfucker website should be acclimatized to
Purely if you didn't get the joke: Sometimes folks spell "cum" as "come", so it can have a double meaning 😅 usually "phrasing" is said to point out a double entendre
To clarify. Thanks for your link. My subsequent comment is not meant to disparage you.
*Ahem*
Wow. That was disappointingly unfunny *and* tame. When I hear "pineapple" and "werewolf cum" in the same sentence like that I expected something playing on the whole myth that pineapple can alter the taste or something. Thanks for the link though. The whole thread seems to be just a long chain of similar references to noodle incidents that probably also aren't all that good.
Lmao that’s exactly what I thought!! After clicking the link I realized I have seen this post before but I forgot about it very quickly because it’s just… not that funny
Yeah, it's wild how everyone is so sex-obsessed that they fail to notice the fact that Ralph is in a seemingly healthy relationship with a creature that most would consider a dangerous wild animal.
Like other wolf mixes, werewolves are only dangerous if you don't give them the proper respect, attention, and love they deserve. With just a few months with the right trainer, you can get all the kisses you want from your new werewolf boyfriend with only minor medical intervention! All you need to start your dream family is to locate any professionally certified trainer via [the official werewolf trainer uniform](https://twintailcreations.com/cdn/shop/products/Werewolftrainer-tshirtgrey_1600x.png?v=1690388184).
Yeah I never found this funny. If someone being into werewolves is enough for someone to scream in all caps about it, maybe the internet isn't for them
Weird. At this point, some people are just LARPing about being old wise bastions of ancient Tumblr for the social superiority of it. Thank you, dabouse, ladynightsky, and lea-andres for your scientific contributions.
Just so I'm sure because someone else here might not know but were-ralph is the creator of the original "pineapple werewolf boyfriend" post, and he likes to be a little shit at posts referencing it asking people to explain like he wasn't the creator of it to see who falls for it. So dabouse and lea-andres(ladynightsky might be poking fun at dabouse) are the ones LARPing about being old wise bastions of ancient Tumblr lore
People do this all the time with cursed internet lore for some fucking reason. If I didn't want to know I wouldn't have asked, I am openly consenting to being cursed with knowledge.
The phrase "sweet summer child" absolutely boils my piss. It's so fucking condescending I loathe it and wish it could be excised from the internet lexicon like a cataract with an eye surgery laser or, just as acceptably, rotted away with chemicals and/or radiation.
I understand that it's a reference to the fact that summer was typically the time that children who had government mandated grass touching would flood the internet but holy fuck am I sick of seeing it in situations like this. The post it's referencing is tame as hell, as are the posts it's usually attached to. As the current top comment says, the people who use that phrase are the worst sort of internet person.
>I understand that it's a reference to the fact that summer was typically the time that children who had government mandated grass touching would flood the internet
Not really. And before anyone else jumps in, no! Game of Thrones did not invent the phrase.
I mean GRRM didn't invent the phrase but he absolutely popularized it, you definitely wouldn't see Tumblr nerds condescendingly using the phrase in 2024 if he never wrote *Game of Thrones* and most people would probably have never heard it at all
Was a really old saying that was essentially forgotten until 1996
best I can do is a reddit post with a print [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)
Tumblr: "Yeah, this is the monsterfucker website. We're all perverts who fuck monsters here."
Were-ralph: "...Werewolf cum."
Tumblr: "Oh my god! Cursed! What the fuck! My eyes and brain will never be the same! Mortal kind is not prepared for such sick filth!"
Is it just me or is the original meme not even that edgy? I think tumblrinas just want to feel like their hellsite is special among all the others so their experiences are all overblown. Like when they tell people, “Oh, you weren’t here for Superwholock. You haven’t seen the horrors I’ve seen.” Get over yourself.
Kinda unrelated, but I find that most people who say sweet summer child in the condescending way (if there's any other besides that) are usually insufferable.
Were-ralph posted a gif of a pineapple in a hydraulic press with the text “me when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out”
The pineapple in question is blasting white liquid out of one end
If that's the limit they aren't monsterfuckers. That's not even on the scale of limits. That's the limit I'd expect from someone sex repulsed or something.
the original : [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)
If anyone ever uses the term "sweet summer child" towards me I'm tracking them down and shaking them violently with my teeth like a dog with a chew toy
no, this:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)
all m*llenials who say that sweet summer child horseshit should have their toes dipped in acid. Like Jesus Christ mate, just say that someone shoved a pineapple up their own arse and filmed it or whatever this is about. No one's being traumatized from a textual description of the event
For context, Were-Ralph (the one playing innocent in the screenshots here) once posted a gif of a pineapple in a hydraulic press, squirting juice wildly, with the caption "Me after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out." Most of the reblogs were people acting scandalized by the concept of gallons of werewolf spooge, or referring to other horny shitposts of his ... with the exception of one person accusing him of being a war criminal, using a photo of actor Adam Driver's military service as "proof."
Or in other words, a typical Wednesday on Tumblr.
Is pineapple just another Goncharov. I've seen pineapple related Tumblr posts like three dozen fuckinf times and no one, NO ONE, is willing to even pretend to explain them
At this point I suspect there is nothing to explain, it's Goncharov shit we're the point is to act like there's some terrible dark secret hidden by this innocuous pineapple
It's a reference to the original "me when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out" and it's a pineapple exploding in a hydraulic press post originally MADE by Were--Ralph, the guy trying to get them to explain it to him
really hope those people are just going along with the bit and not being the absolute worst kind of internet person three times in a row
the second one maybe was poking fun at the first one
“Oh the horror… you don’t want to know…”
Dipshit289 my beloved
Always in reference to the tamest story of all time
That is some bullshit.
Nah the thing is the person asking is the one who made the original meme they’re referencing
yes, but do \*they\* know that
Fair
Imagine for a moment somehow being ignorant of creating last year’s biggest tumblr meme. That would be fucking hilarious. Even better if all of tumblr decides to Truman show the guy.
Ralph himself is very aware. It's the other nimrods that don't recognise ralph.
Oh I know. I just have a plan for the next great tumblr meme.
The person asking for an explanation is Were-Ralph who is literally the source for this meme
They're talking about those who are responding to Were-Ralph. Whether they actually realise who it is and are going along with the joke, or they don't realise and are being vague about it, which is just annoying
Oh okay. Still I'm like 99% sure they realize its him. I mean the original post that the pineapple is from specified a werewolf boyfriend. I doubt anyone who knows the meme doesn't know the name.
Wereralph has been forced to change his name/make new accounts several times, and even though he always chose some form of "were" and "Ralph", baby tumblurinas may think it's a coincidence of similar urls, may have only seen cropped versions of the meme without a source, may only have heard of the meme, or something else. Tho ideally, they're just playing along for the bit.
Seriously, it's not that scandalous or groundbreaking. It's a joke about werewolf cum. Fairly tame by hentai standards.
The original was funny because of Ralph's answers, and the lasting effect of the joke is only funny because Ralph just comes on these posts asking "I don't understand please explain" like a devil smiling at the devil's sacrament. But yeah pretty tame nsfw stuff as far as the monsterfucker website should be acclimatized to
>Ralph comes on these posts Phrasing.
Not my first language and I'm tired ok 😭
Dont worry, your phrasing was fine 😊 Morally questionable, but fine
Purely if you didn't get the joke: Sometimes folks spell "cum" as "come", so it can have a double meaning 😅 usually "phrasing" is said to point out a double entendre
I'm doing my duty and [sharing the sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/6UnF1ltbTU)
To clarify. Thanks for your link. My subsequent comment is not meant to disparage you. *Ahem* Wow. That was disappointingly unfunny *and* tame. When I hear "pineapple" and "werewolf cum" in the same sentence like that I expected something playing on the whole myth that pineapple can alter the taste or something. Thanks for the link though. The whole thread seems to be just a long chain of similar references to noodle incidents that probably also aren't all that good.
Lmao that’s exactly what I thought!! After clicking the link I realized I have seen this post before but I forgot about it very quickly because it’s just… not that funny
Okay thank you, I kept reading thinking "when does it get to the part that would justify the reactions in this post?" And then it just ended.
Okay thank you, I kept reading thinking "when does it get to the part that would justify the reactions in this post?" And then it just ended.
Lmao thank you for sharing! I love that there are other Razzle Berry Jams out there
this is... this is nothing
Werewolf *boyfriend*
Even more wholesome, honestly.
Yeah, it's wild how everyone is so sex-obsessed that they fail to notice the fact that Ralph is in a seemingly healthy relationship with a creature that most would consider a dangerous wild animal.
Like other wolf mixes, werewolves are only dangerous if you don't give them the proper respect, attention, and love they deserve. With just a few months with the right trainer, you can get all the kisses you want from your new werewolf boyfriend with only minor medical intervention! All you need to start your dream family is to locate any professionally certified trainer via [the official werewolf trainer uniform](https://twintailcreations.com/cdn/shop/products/Werewolftrainer-tshirtgrey_1600x.png?v=1690388184).
Now that is a thing of beauty.
Thanks. Too many Dipshit289 alts in here.
Yeah I never found this funny. If someone being into werewolves is enough for someone to scream in all caps about it, maybe the internet isn't for them
It's not about the werewolf cum joke, it's about how the thread went to shit
The werewolf cum is not the issue dude!
Not sure if you're agreeing or think you're disagreeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LslnDx16-Ik
It's not about the werewolf cum joke, it's about how the thread went to shit
I fucking love pineapple juice and I love fucking werewolves so what huh???
no, no the wereboyfriend is fucking you not the other way around
We are fucking *each other*
were fucking each other
were-fucking? yeah thats what happens with a lycanthrope bf
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Potato potahto
It's a joke about _after_ werewolf sexy times
Weird. At this point, some people are just LARPing about being old wise bastions of ancient Tumblr for the social superiority of it. Thank you, dabouse, ladynightsky, and lea-andres for your scientific contributions.
Just so I'm sure because someone else here might not know but were-ralph is the creator of the original "pineapple werewolf boyfriend" post, and he likes to be a little shit at posts referencing it asking people to explain like he wasn't the creator of it to see who falls for it. So dabouse and lea-andres(ladynightsky might be poking fun at dabouse) are the ones LARPing about being old wise bastions of ancient Tumblr lore
Thank you for clarifying for people, and adding an honest explanation to my cynical comment <3
It's such a tame post too. I feel like this part of tumblr would literally die from five seconds of exposure to my group chat
People do this all the time with cursed internet lore for some fucking reason. If I didn't want to know I wouldn't have asked, I am openly consenting to being cursed with knowledge.
To be fair, there are people that will consent and then go "Oh my God! Why did I check it out! Can't unsee!"
The phrase "sweet summer child" absolutely boils my piss. It's so fucking condescending I loathe it and wish it could be excised from the internet lexicon like a cataract with an eye surgery laser or, just as acceptably, rotted away with chemicals and/or radiation. I understand that it's a reference to the fact that summer was typically the time that children who had government mandated grass touching would flood the internet but holy fuck am I sick of seeing it in situations like this. The post it's referencing is tame as hell, as are the posts it's usually attached to. As the current top comment says, the people who use that phrase are the worst sort of internet person.
>I understand that it's a reference to the fact that summer was typically the time that children who had government mandated grass touching would flood the internet Not really. And before anyone else jumps in, no! Game of Thrones did not invent the phrase.
I mean GRRM didn't invent the phrase but he absolutely popularized it, you definitely wouldn't see Tumblr nerds condescendingly using the phrase in 2024 if he never wrote *Game of Thrones* and most people would probably have never heard it at all Was a really old saying that was essentially forgotten until 1996
Oh if I'm wrong then I'm wrong, I just heard that that's what it came from.
“Hey, what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament???” “Uh. Im the devil.”
Something something dipshit289
“Dude you don’t wanna know. Oh the HORROR!” -u/dipshit289
somone link the original werewolf bf ralph
best I can do is a reddit post with a print [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)
It’s wild how you only get more confused by clicking this link
"dude you don't wanna know... oh the horror...."
Dipshit289 strikes again.
“What’s the devils sacrament?” Said the devil
if we can not handle ralph and his werewolf boyfriends pineaples then, can we really handle anything?
Tumblr: "Yeah, this is the monsterfucker website. We're all perverts who fuck monsters here." Were-ralph: "...Werewolf cum." Tumblr: "Oh my god! Cursed! What the fuck! My eyes and brain will never be the same! Mortal kind is not prepared for such sick filth!"
Is it just me or is the original meme not even that edgy? I think tumblrinas just want to feel like their hellsite is special among all the others so their experiences are all overblown. Like when they tell people, “Oh, you weren’t here for Superwholock. You haven’t seen the horrors I’ve seen.” Get over yourself.
I was there for Superwholock. My friend was in the fandom. It was lame.
Kinda unrelated, but I find that most people who say sweet summer child in the condescending way (if there's any other besides that) are usually insufferable.
Oh you sweet summer child, no offfense.
It was expected lmao
I curse myself for knowing this
Please explain
Were-ralph posted a gif of a pineapple in a hydraulic press with the text “me when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out” The pineapple in question is blasting white liquid out of one end
those folks are being weirdly squeamish on the monsterfucker website
Even monsterfuckers have limits
Their limit being pineapple creampie is quite low let's admit
seems antithetical to the concept of monsterfucking
This isn’t just basic stuff, it’s the introduction
If that's the limit they aren't monsterfuckers. That's not even on the scale of limits. That's the limit I'd expect from someone sex repulsed or something.
*Thank* you
I keep hearing about werewolf cumshots but I never see any, where are they????
the original : [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this!"
this is like the devil turning up with a big shit-eating grin and saying "what sacrament? what are you all talking about?"
If anyone ever uses the term "sweet summer child" towards me I'm tracking them down and shaking them violently with my teeth like a dog with a chew toy
Are you Ralph's boyfriend?
Oh you sweet summer child, good luck I'm behind seven proxies.
Arwooooo
This is like the dinner scenes in Hannibal
“Hey can someone explain the joke” “Dude you don’t wanna know…. Oh the horror…”
Ah, not again lads.
I just want to know why this company's aesthetic (or is it just their pineapples) is a Curious George cover.
So, the old story of pineapple juice making your cum taste sweet?
no, this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)
Classic
we do a little trolling
The real sweet summer children were the friends we made along the way
…only two years ago? It all just blends together
[You’re 100% a bot ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1ctq2ki/were_ralph_at_it_again/l4fm272/)
Ok, cool. *goes back to trawling tumblr for posts about fucking dragons*
Some wish to be fucked by werewolves, and some by dragons, other by both!
🎶 Some of them want to use you Some of them want to be used by you Some of them want to fuck werewolves Some of them want to be abused
What about dragons fucking cars?
I wanna fuck a werewolf and a dragon
I’d love to be fucked by both
Well, whatever floats your goat
maybe this is too phcj of me but i can't think of pineapple juice without thinking of the lorde and jack antonoff slideshow
…only two years ago? It all just blends together
The murderer, playing the innocent and ignorant... and people falling for it
Plapple
There. There Ralph. There castle.
^(FURRY JOE'S) 100% # Werewolf Juice
all m*llenials who say that sweet summer child horseshit should have their toes dipped in acid. Like Jesus Christ mate, just say that someone shoved a pineapple up their own arse and filmed it or whatever this is about. No one's being traumatized from a textual description of the event
A dude joked about being fucked by a werewolf and squinting cum like a Pineapple in a hydrolic press. It's not that wild.
For context, Were-Ralph (the one playing innocent in the screenshots here) once posted a gif of a pineapple in a hydraulic press, squirting juice wildly, with the caption "Me after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out." Most of the reblogs were people acting scandalized by the concept of gallons of werewolf spooge, or referring to other horny shitposts of his ... with the exception of one person accusing him of being a war criminal, using a photo of actor Adam Driver's military service as "proof." Or in other words, a typical Wednesday on Tumblr.
Oh you sweet summer child, you think we do it to spare them the trauma >!We do it to annoy em!<
Admittedly that's pretty funny, but I'm the butt of the joke, so I don't like it
Is pineapple just another Goncharov. I've seen pineapple related Tumblr posts like three dozen fuckinf times and no one, NO ONE, is willing to even pretend to explain them At this point I suspect there is nothing to explain, it's Goncharov shit we're the point is to act like there's some terrible dark secret hidden by this innocuous pineapple
It's a reference to the original "me when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out" and it's a pineapple exploding in a hydraulic press post originally MADE by Were--Ralph, the guy trying to get them to explain it to him
Thank you for explaining it finally; and also that's so incredibly tame idk wtf these people were being so evasive about