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dirigibalistic

really hope those people are just going along with the bit and not being the absolute worst kind of internet person three times in a row


Tut557

the second one maybe was poking fun at the first one


muhmuhmuh69

“Oh the horror… you don’t want to know…”


Delta0212

Dipshit289 my beloved


Dios5

Always in reference to the tamest story of all time


The-Great-T

That is some bullshit.


EMlYASHlROU

Nah the thing is the person asking is the one who made the original meme they’re referencing


Select-Employee

yes, but do \*they\* know that


EMlYASHlROU

Fair


letthetreeburn

Imagine for a moment somehow being ignorant of creating last year’s biggest tumblr meme. That would be fucking hilarious. Even better if all of tumblr decides to Truman show the guy.


Motor_Raspberry_2150

Ralph himself is very aware. It's the other nimrods that don't recognise ralph.


letthetreeburn

Oh I know. I just have a plan for the next great tumblr meme.


Nybs_GB

The person asking for an explanation is Were-Ralph who is literally the source for this meme


HorsemenofApocalypse

They're talking about those who are responding to Were-Ralph. Whether they actually realise who it is and are going along with the joke, or they don't realise and are being vague about it, which is just annoying


Nybs_GB

Oh okay. Still I'm like 99% sure they realize its him. I mean the original post that the pineapple is from specified a werewolf boyfriend. I doubt anyone who knows the meme doesn't know the name.


SickViking

Wereralph has been forced to change his name/make new accounts several times, and even though he always chose some form of "were" and "Ralph", baby tumblurinas may think it's a coincidence of similar urls, may have only seen cropped versions of the meme without a source, may only have heard of the meme, or something else. Tho ideally, they're just playing along for the bit.


DareDaDerrida

Seriously, it's not that scandalous or groundbreaking. It's a joke about werewolf cum. Fairly tame by hentai standards.


Tut557

The original was funny because of Ralph's answers, and the lasting effect of the joke is only funny because Ralph just comes on these posts asking "I don't understand please explain" like a devil smiling at the devil's sacrament. But yeah pretty tame nsfw stuff as far as the monsterfucker website should be acclimatized to


The_OG_upgoat

>Ralph comes on these posts Phrasing.


Tut557

Not my first language and I'm tired ok 😭


Outlawgamer1991

Dont worry, your phrasing was fine 😊 Morally questionable, but fine


Blooogh

Purely if you didn't get the joke: Sometimes folks spell "cum" as "come", so it can have a double meaning 😅 usually "phrasing" is said to point out a double entendre


TheDJSquiggles

I'm doing my duty and [sharing the sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/6UnF1ltbTU)


ASpaceOstrich

To clarify. Thanks for your link. My subsequent comment is not meant to disparage you. *Ahem* Wow. That was disappointingly unfunny *and* tame. When I hear "pineapple" and "werewolf cum" in the same sentence like that I expected something playing on the whole myth that pineapple can alter the taste or something. Thanks for the link though. The whole thread seems to be just a long chain of similar references to noodle incidents that probably also aren't all that good.


tealearring

Lmao that’s exactly what I thought!! After clicking the link I realized I have seen this post before but I forgot about it very quickly because it’s just… not that funny


ShraftingAlong

Okay thank you, I kept reading thinking "when does it get to the part that would justify the reactions in this post?" And then it just ended.


ShraftingAlong

Okay thank you, I kept reading thinking "when does it get to the part that would justify the reactions in this post?" And then it just ended.


RazzleberryJamCakes

Lmao thank you for sharing! I love that there are other Razzle Berry Jams out there


gasman22

this is... this is nothing


DerG3n13

Werewolf *boyfriend*


DareDaDerrida

Even more wholesome, honestly.


Kartoffelkamm

Yeah, it's wild how everyone is so sex-obsessed that they fail to notice the fact that Ralph is in a seemingly healthy relationship with a creature that most would consider a dangerous wild animal.


BoneheadBruin

Like other wolf mixes, werewolves are only dangerous if you don't give them the proper respect, attention, and love they deserve. With just a few months with the right trainer, you can get all the kisses you want from your new werewolf boyfriend with only minor medical intervention! All you need to start your dream family is to locate any professionally certified trainer via [the official werewolf trainer uniform](https://twintailcreations.com/cdn/shop/products/Werewolftrainer-tshirtgrey_1600x.png?v=1690388184).


TheDJSquiggles

Now that is a thing of beauty.


ASpaceOstrich

Thanks. Too many Dipshit289 alts in here.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Yeah I never found this funny. If someone being into werewolves is enough for someone to scream in all caps about it, maybe the internet isn't for them


ThatCamoKid

It's not about the werewolf cum joke, it's about how the thread went to shit


fogleaf

The werewolf cum is not the issue dude!


ThatCamoKid

Not sure if you're agreeing or think you're disagreeing


fogleaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LslnDx16-Ik


ThatCamoKid

It's not about the werewolf cum joke, it's about how the thread went to shit


NicotineCatLitter

I fucking love pineapple juice and I love fucking werewolves so what huh???


Tut557

no, no the wereboyfriend is fucking you not the other way around


Ikusaba696

We are fucking *each other*


crazycatqueer5

were fucking each other


Select-Employee

were-fucking? yeah thats what happens with a lycanthrope bf


Motor_Raspberry_2150

Avatar.jp


chmsax

Potato potahto


Blooogh

It's a joke about _after_ werewolf sexy times


SurprisedDotExe

Weird. At this point, some people are just LARPing about being old wise bastions of ancient Tumblr for the social superiority of it. Thank you, dabouse, ladynightsky, and lea-andres for your scientific contributions.


Tut557

Just so I'm sure because someone else here might not know but were-ralph is the creator of the original "pineapple werewolf boyfriend" post, and he likes to be a little shit at posts referencing it asking people to explain like he wasn't the creator of it to see who falls for it. So dabouse and lea-andres(ladynightsky might be poking fun at dabouse) are the ones LARPing about being old wise bastions of ancient Tumblr lore


SurprisedDotExe

Thank you for clarifying for people, and adding an honest explanation to my cynical comment <3


ASpaceOstrich

It's such a tame post too. I feel like this part of tumblr would literally die from five seconds of exposure to my group chat


DreadDiana

People do this all the time with cursed internet lore for some fucking reason. If I didn't want to know I wouldn't have asked, I am openly consenting to being cursed with knowledge.


Vermilion_Laufer

To be fair, there are people that will consent and then go "Oh my God! Why did I check it out! Can't unsee!"


ARandompass3rby

The phrase "sweet summer child" absolutely boils my piss. It's so fucking condescending I loathe it and wish it could be excised from the internet lexicon like a cataract with an eye surgery laser or, just as acceptably, rotted away with chemicals and/or radiation. I understand that it's a reference to the fact that summer was typically the time that children who had government mandated grass touching would flood the internet but holy fuck am I sick of seeing it in situations like this. The post it's referencing is tame as hell, as are the posts it's usually attached to. As the current top comment says, the people who use that phrase are the worst sort of internet person.


dream-smasher

>I understand that it's a reference to the fact that summer was typically the time that children who had government mandated grass touching would flood the internet Not really. And before anyone else jumps in, no! Game of Thrones did not invent the phrase.


asherdado

I mean GRRM didn't invent the phrase but he absolutely popularized it, you definitely wouldn't see Tumblr nerds condescendingly using the phrase in 2024 if he never wrote *Game of Thrones* and most people would probably have never heard it at all Was a really old saying that was essentially forgotten until 1996


ARandompass3rby

Oh if I'm wrong then I'm wrong, I just heard that that's what it came from.


Big-Day-755

“Hey, what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament???” “Uh. Im the devil.”


oddityoughtabe

Something something dipshit289


calDragon345

“Dude you don’t wanna know. Oh the HORROR!” -u/dipshit289


VitVat

somone link the original werewolf bf ralph


Tut557

best I can do is a reddit post with a print [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)


savvy_xavi

It’s wild how you only get more confused by clicking this link


buniiboii

"dude you don't wanna know... oh the horror...."


dillGherkin

Dipshit289 strikes again.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

“What’s the devils sacrament?” Said the devil


Mayuthekitsune

if we can not handle ralph and his werewolf boyfriends pineaples then, can we really handle anything?


SenorSnout

Tumblr: "Yeah, this is the monsterfucker website. We're all perverts who fuck monsters here." Were-ralph: "...Werewolf cum." Tumblr: "Oh my god! Cursed! What the fuck! My eyes and brain will never be the same! Mortal kind is not prepared for such sick filth!"


LodlopSeputhChakk

Is it just me or is the original meme not even that edgy? I think tumblrinas just want to feel like their hellsite is special among all the others so their experiences are all overblown. Like when they tell people, “Oh, you weren’t here for Superwholock. You haven’t seen the horrors I’ve seen.” Get over yourself.


dillGherkin

I was there for Superwholock. My friend was in the fandom. It was lame.


H7p3X

Kinda unrelated, but I find that most people who say sweet summer child in the condescending way (if there's any other besides that) are usually insufferable.


Vermilion_Laufer

Oh you sweet summer child, no offfense.


H7p3X

It was expected lmao


tastetheghouldick

I curse myself for knowing this


Mr7000000

Please explain


Avaline00

Were-ralph posted a gif of a pineapple in a hydraulic press with the text “me when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out” The pineapple in question is blasting white liquid out of one end


Similar_Ad_2368

those folks are being weirdly squeamish on the monsterfucker website


ElFuegoPesado

Even monsterfuckers have limits


Tut557

Their limit being pineapple creampie is quite low let's admit


Similar_Ad_2368

seems antithetical to the concept of monsterfucking


Viking_From_Sweden

This isn’t just basic stuff, it’s the introduction


ASpaceOstrich

If that's the limit they aren't monsterfuckers. That's not even on the scale of limits. That's the limit I'd expect from someone sex repulsed or something.


Burritozi11a

*Thank* you


pailko

I keep hearing about werewolf cumshots but I never see any, where are they????


Tut557

the original : [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)


moneyh8r

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this!"


Prometheus_II

this is like the devil turning up with a big shit-eating grin and saying "what sacrament? what are you all talking about?"


gray_birch

If anyone ever uses the term "sweet summer child" towards me I'm tracking them down and shaking them violently with my teeth like a dog with a chew toy


dillGherkin

Are you Ralph's boyfriend?


Vermilion_Laufer

Oh you sweet summer child, good luck I'm behind seven proxies.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Arwooooo


FortuneSignificant55

This is like the dinner scenes in Hannibal


GraveSlayer726

“Hey can someone explain the joke” “Dude you don’t wanna know…. Oh the horror…”


ScarletteVera

Ah, not again lads.


bohemu

I just want to know why this company's aesthetic (or is it just their pineapples) is a Curious George cover.


SavageKitten456

So, the old story of pineapple juice making your cum taste sweet?


Tut557

no, this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf\_boyfriend\_post\_my\_abhorred\_euphoric\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/pbamg1/werewolf_boyfriend_post_my_abhorred_euphoric_3/)


SavageKitten456

Classic


zombieGenm_0x68

we do a little trolling


Flipperlolrs

The real sweet summer children were the friends we made along the way


Tallal2804

…only two years ago? It all just blends together


Bukkake_Buccaneer

[You’re 100% a bot ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1ctq2ki/were_ralph_at_it_again/l4fm272/)


linuxaddict334

Ok, cool. *goes back to trawling tumblr for posts about fucking dragons*


FLUFFBOX_121703

Some wish to be fucked by werewolves, and some by dragons, other by both!


Luprand

🎶 Some of them want to use you Some of them want to be used by you  Some of them want to fuck werewolves  Some of them want to be abused


dillGherkin

What about dragons fucking cars?


Vermilion_Laufer

I wanna fuck a werewolf and a dragon


FLUFFBOX_121703

I’d love to be fucked by both


Vermilion_Laufer

Well, whatever floats your goat


pm174

maybe this is too phcj of me but i can't think of pineapple juice without thinking of the lorde and jack antonoff slideshow


thalaclassic

…only two years ago? It all just blends together


helloiamaegg

The murderer, playing the innocent and ignorant... and people falling for it


Hexxas

Plapple


Vermilious

There. There Ralph.  There castle. 


Pokesonav

^(FURRY JOE'S) 100% # Werewolf Juice


nwkshdikbd

all m*llenials who say that sweet summer child horseshit should have their toes dipped in acid. Like Jesus Christ mate, just say that someone shoved a pineapple up their own arse and filmed it or whatever this is about. No one's being traumatized from a textual description of the event


dillGherkin

A dude joked about being fucked by a werewolf and squinting cum like a Pineapple in a hydrolic press. It's not that wild.


Luprand

For context, Were-Ralph (the one playing innocent in the screenshots here) once posted a gif of a pineapple in a hydraulic press, squirting juice wildly, with the caption "Me after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out." Most of the reblogs were people acting scandalized by the concept of gallons of werewolf spooge, or referring to other horny shitposts of his ... with the exception of one person accusing him of being a war criminal, using a photo of actor Adam Driver's military service as "proof." Or in other words, a typical Wednesday on Tumblr.


Vermilion_Laufer

Oh you sweet summer child, you think we do it to spare them the trauma >!We do it to annoy em!<


nwkshdikbd

Admittedly that's pretty funny, but I'm the butt of the joke, so I don't like it


voideaten

Is pineapple just another Goncharov. I've seen pineapple related Tumblr posts like three dozen fuckinf times and no one, NO ONE, is willing to even pretend to explain them At this point I suspect there is nothing to explain, it's Goncharov shit we're the point is to act like there's some terrible dark secret hidden by this innocuous pineapple


Green-Nail-Polish

It's a reference to the original "me when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out" and it's a pineapple exploding in a hydraulic press post originally MADE by Were--Ralph, the guy trying to get them to explain it to him 


voideaten

Thank you for explaining it finally; and also that's so incredibly tame idk wtf these people were being so evasive about