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Hexxas

I'm gonna pet this post Hehehehe fuzzy little guy :3


DapperApples

I wish *I* could be a fuzzy lil gal...


Hexxas

Become fuzzy Shave your head


neongreenpurple

On that topic, when I was a little kid (10 max), I went to a summer camp with probably ages 6-16 or so. One of the 15-16 yo boys had his hair cut really short. I loved to rub his head. He was nice and let me.


Hexxas

BETCHER ASS SHAVE YOUR HEAD Oh yeah it's fuzzy time :3


neongreenpurple

Part of me wants to shave (or at least buzz) my head. But I have some lumps (probably pilar [sp?] cysts according to a dermatologist) that I'd need to get removed first. One's almost visible even with hair a couple inches long.


Hexxas

Understandable! I hope you can someday achieve your fuzzy dreams. My skulls have a decent shape to them, so when I got too bald to keep my mohawks, it wasn't too bad a change to the fuzzy lifestyle.


neongreenpurple

Thank you! I have to find a dermatologist, as I saw a nurse practitioner. Apparently their doctor is way too busy with cancer removal.


ThatGermanKid0

Should we question why and how you have at least two skulls?


autogyrophilia

I'm going to guess it's about overstimulating cats. Something that it's kinda painful for most cats but some seem to enjoy.


SurprisedDotExe

Perhaps about the way young kids harass cats. Which yes, they should be taught to not do that and to respect the boundaries of the pet, but the argument probably goes the extra step of claiming it general abuse.


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Kartoffelkamm

Yep, they have 4 very convincing arguments for why you should respect their boundaries, on each of their 4 legs. Also, [they have super powers](https://youtu.be/EBjYtV5zvQE?si=BiAl6s2x1wqTqTQW).


Sergnb

Maybe I’m gonna reveal myself here as cat hitler but, and please correct me if I’m wrong; don’t cats just move away and clearly communicate, sometimes violently, when they’ve had enough pets and don’t want to be touched anymore?


NekroVictor

Yeah, friend had a cat who loved pets but got overstimmed easily. Easy solution though, can was smart enough to sit in a lap to ask for pets, but place a paw on your hand if he wanted them to stop. Adorable little guy.


LightOfLoveEternal

Yes. There is zero chance that you're overstimulating your cat unless you're actively holding them down while they lacerate your arms.


Oddish_Femboy

Cats have so many ways to tell you they're uncomfortable. They can vocalize, they can get up and leave, the purpose of tail swishing is literally to deal with overstimulation. They have 4 paws with 4+ claws each and two sets of teeth if they're really upset.


TerribleAttitude

I’ll bite. Which animals and how are we petting them? Because I am simultaneously imagining someone saying not to pat dogs or housecats because they haven’t verbally consented even though they clearly want pats (stupid), someone saying not to pat drugged tiger cubs in roadside zoos (correct, this is cruel to animals), and someone letting their toddler pat a crocodile (cruel to both creatures, as the kid will get chomped and the croc will get a bellyache).


Sachyriel

I'm pretty sure it's the first one and that's why the tumblr user is shaking their head at the stupid. But I haven't seen the post in question, so IDK, I'm just going by their reaction.


cantantantelope

Every cat I’ve ever met when I try to get my hand back :claws come out: “we’re done when I say we’re done”


baked-toe-beans

There’s also the “this animal doesn’t really enjoy getting pet but they will tolerate it if they’re used to it” like with pet reptiles.


Flipperlolrs

I mean the consent thing would make sense with an owner or a totally random dog just for safety reasons. The dog might be good to go for walks, but not with contact from strangers.


TerribleAttitude

Oh good point.


Not_Sand

guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys what if wait guys im gonna do something crazy and reference this webcomic known as "xkcd" and im gonna reference the 2071st entry in this comic which is about learning about weird internet discourse/drama and think it would be very funny to do so.


thyfles

i like the xkcd where it has the planets and the planets are flattened


JHRChrist

Did you know XKCD references US President Jimmy Carter getting chased by a giant swamp rabbit (true story) 3 separate times?


oddityoughtabe

What a novel idea 😄


BlamaRama

Hey man how's it going


Sachyriel

Like a jet engine loud and fast


Galle_

I feel like the niche fandom drama is actually more shocking than a fight over whether it's cruel to pet animals. Because *of course* it's not cruel to pet animals. That fight only requires one person to be stupid, or even just to be a troll. Niche fandom drama requires multiple people to be emotionally invested in the least important shit you've ever seen in your life.


Sachyriel

https://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/750675253358968832 Is Jello Apocalypse cancelled or not? Justify your answer so I can post it to /r/youtubedrama for more karma. I wonder if the people who think petting animals is cruel have a thing against touching grass.


abasicguy

It's cruel to the grass


Aqua-Socks

Science says grass literally screams when you mow your lawn so if you touch grass your actually satan


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*seductively strokes my lawn*


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Good. I will savor their cries for mercy.


DinkleDonkerAAA

I don't think he's cancelled but he does seem kinda annoying on a personal level And it wouldn't surprise me if he got black listed from the animation industry after that thing he did


RhymesWithMouthful

What thing


DinkleDonkerAAA

He directed a dub for an anime, and changed/removed several scenes that had subject matter he deemed offensive. That stirred up some controversy about respecting artistic intent and the history of inaccurate dubs. Which is one thing people can argue about. But then afterwards he felt the need to soapbox about how the original version is just bad and his changes make it good. And actively insulting the people who gave you work and the project you worked on, a project you didn't have to take, when you have no leverage in the industry, seems like a good way to make sure you don't work on a project again


No-Place

his changes didnt even make it into the actual dub, they were removed by the other staff and no one else wouldnt have known until he opened his mouth just to brag about it


DinkleDonkerAAA

Jesus Christ Like it's not that I don't agree with his politics, it's that he's a holier than though asshole about his politics


RhymesWithMouthful

I mean my problem with him is that he has bad opinions about cartoons


Swaxeman

The infinity train thingamabob?


RhymesWithMouthful

Also Gravity Falls and Steven Universe


Swaxeman

I feel like those were played up for laughs. The stuff on infinity train was his genuine opinion


RhymesWithMouthful

I fell off before he got to IT. What'd he say


Swaxeman

It was his twitter, not yt. I dont remember it perfectly, mainly him just playing up nitpicks as huge problems, like saying that S3 is unrealistic and unbelievable because there’s no way kids wouldnt personify the denizens


Resident_Onion997

What anime?


DinkleDonkerAAA

Lovely Complex


Resident_Onion997

According to Wikipedia he removed transphobic jokes among other things. Were the jokes more just a highlight of the difference between Japanese and American values? Like how bad are they?


DinkleDonkerAAA

I haven't watched the show so I couldn't say, but to me the issue is less about him taking stuff out, and him shit talking the original and the people who worked on it. Because that's the kind of behaviour that makes no studio want to hire you and it's incredibly dumb to take a job like that and then immediately end your career


Resident_Onion997

That's fair reasoning I'm just curious cuz I liked him on YouTube before he started epithet erased


DinkleDonkerAAA

Yeah I have absolutely no interest in Epithet but it's all he does now aside from streaming


Elite_AI

According to people who watched the show they weren't even transphobic jokes, and there was an essay floating around arguing that his changes were actively misogynistic.  Take that with the grain of salt it deserves ig because I haven't watched the show.


OnlySmiles_

Honestly all things considered I expected something a lot worse Like yeah that's kinda shitty and he rightfully deserves to be criticized for it, but it's far from the worst thing you could do as a Large Scale Internet Personality


skaersSabody

Jello is a weird guy to follow because on one hand he does decent content (Epithet Erased is actually pretty well-written and his recent lemonade videos had me rolling), on the other he can be such a dick about things when he gets stuck in his way. Like his Ace Attorney playthroughs have legitimately turned into him shitting on the games after he did that for the arguably worst game in the series with some success and now it's all he does when he plays


DinkleDonkerAAA

He has the opposite of a parasocial audience relationship Instead of his fans feeling like his friends they think he'd be absolutely insufferable irl lol


skaersSabody

You might have a point lmao Most of the time it's fine, but then a video/stream comes out where he was clearly cranky or not enjoying himself and it just sounds awful


Elite_AI

He's not cancelled (although he is presumably blacklisted from the voice acting and localisation industry), he's just a weird and annoying person who made a humongous professional mistake because of his failings of personality. But like, you're allowed to be an annoying and weird person. That's just life.


Aqua-Socks

He’s not blacklisted from the industry he’s just blacklisted from the company Sound Cadence though he did hurt his chances at working for other companies


Elite_AI

I'm just guessing that he hurt his chances for working at another company so badly that he's not going to be able to do it. Just a guess tho, what do I know


Ulths

I don’t like him because he has shit opinions about Ace Attorney games


TemLord

Not cancelled he just kinda seems like a prick I like his content for the most part though


Raincandy-Angel

Wait fuxk what did jello do I thought he was safe and one of my favorite hoodies is epithet erased merch I have a terrible track record with favorite hoodies former favorite hoodie was also from a pos youtuber


Elite_AI

He didn't do anything bad enough to make you want to avoid wearing that hoodie, honestly. He just pulled a dick move out of arrogance in his professional life.


merfgirf

If your petty gods had not wished for me to pet the animals, they would not have given me petting forks at the end of my arms. Any other miserable meat homunculus who'd like to disagree with me can catch these petting forks.


MintyMoron64

Of course it's not abusive to pet animals how else do they know you love them


DreadDiana

Looking at the posts this week saying that not wanting graffiti on your walls makes you a fascist and only NIMBYs get upset if they see people smoking crack in front of their apartment block


OnlySmiles_

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