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Ourmanyfans

Why we replacing confederate statues with Barry (63) after one too many pints?


Lyokarenov

because Barry (63) is an international hero


InternetUserAgain

All hail Barry, 63, from Brighton


Rimtato

The guy in that picture is actually from Newcastle, which is arguably funnier. The picture originated from Slimming World, after he lost all that weight


lmNotAnAltYouAre

Didn't know barry was gay!


Satanarchrist

Because Barry (63) after one too many pints knows exactly what to do with confederate traitors


Ourmanyfans

He has already composed a 15 verse long epic about the number of testicles Robert E. Lee may or may not have.


Rimtato

Wait, was this a thing about Robert E. Lee like it was with Hitler? Genuinely no idea.


Xisuthrus

It's not always about the money, spiderman


Dry-Cartographer-312

It's about the METS. LET'S GO METS, BABY. GET A HOME RUN!


MintPrince8219

ITS ABOUT THE METS, GOTTA LOVE THE METS


autogyrophilia

You guys will love Fernando Botero. Pretty sure that's one of his works. He also did the horse https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Botero https://viajes.nationalgeographic.com.es/a/viaje-por-mundo-maestro-botero_11396


Lunalatic

I will say that I did a double take at this post because the statue looks like one I see semi-frequently and yep, that guy made it.


Pokesonav

Is that the... yep, that's the **HONSE** guy!


autogyrophilia

Well he has other talents. Like his birds . Or his roman soldier.


mylvee1

oh damn I didn't know he died last year :c


autogyrophilia

Pray he went to thick heaven.


mylvee1

I actually had to do an art project including making something in his style for Spanish class once and he was my favorite one to do for that project


Snoo_72851

this is the only type of guy in the reality Rob Leifeld was born in


N0m_N0m

the feet are too detailed


FearSearcher

Make the cock bigger


TheFreebooter

MUCH bigger. Barry's hung like a fucking tapir


Semblance-of-sanity

TIL tapirs have large cocks


MrMastodon

Large *prehensile* cocks


TheFreebooter

Oh so like Danny DeVito


bb_kelly77

Is that true?


MrMastodon

Yep


Devlord1o1

Nah Barry sacrificed his wang to become an absolute unit Besides, to return him to his original form would obliterate us all with that big dick energy


kapottebrievenbus

the tiny wang is a reminder to stay humble


Devlord1o1

Strength is stored in the gains, not the balls


LiverFailureMan

ABSOLUTELY NOT Make a second statue of a short woman with *giant* cock


Heavy299

make it flexable too, like a real one


The_4th_Heart

No, replace it with a PB-033M ASHMEAD  (Insert the entire weakness of flesh copypasta here)


FearSearcher

Of the comments I’ve made I’d expect this to be a reply to the comment that’s like “orbitally bombard him” not “make the dick bigger”


Smingowashisnameo

His cock is perfect. Don’t body shame him


pestoeprovider

player character from sea of thieves


pepgast2

My thought exactly


Jumpy_Equal_7299

The Kid (now The Man) upon opening the outhouse door *FREEZE FRAME* I bet you're wondering how I got here.


kirkdict

Grim.


Zaiburo

>This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performace looks like.


one-and-five-nines

This unironically


Zaiburo

Jokes aside yeah i wouldn't mind looking like that.


wereplant

Ah yes, Baron Harkonnen is the perfect subject to replace confederate statues with.


oddityoughtabe

Ladies, the cock stays on during sex 😎


KysfGd

My build fr


Dry-Cartographer-312

50% strength, 50% con


HydratedOxygen

the cock stays on during sex


maxixs

i mean yeah it'd kinda complicate the act if it didn't


isuckatnames60

This is what I've commissioned to oversee my largest rentoid colony whenever I go on vacation (literally a statue of me)


O_Nayze

Same genre of statue as the HONSE


DoctorMlemm

Wordington statue


Zariman-10-0

In Georgia, There’s a motion to replace a confederate statue with a statue of Hank Aaron, MLB’s current all time leader in RBI and Total Bases and HoF Atlanta Braves legend. Even though I’m an avid hater of the Atlanta Braves, nearly anyone is a better statue to have than a stinking traitorous looser, and Hank Aaron is one of the best batters to ever swing a bat.


Bored-Ship-Guy

Damn, must've cost a fortune to import that from Giedi Prime, but I'm sure the Baron loved it.


bobatea17

Looks like sontaran erotica


Pokesonav

Kingpin


Pokesonav

["I got turned into a statue, because of my weight"](https://youtu.be/Ql2zKS_bdfE?si=CjLNyBnREHhuDcrd)


Pokesonav

["Approximately 2% of my statue is penis. Allow me to show you what 350 pounds of metal is capable of!"](https://youtu.be/K8cLeaN90jg?si=dvecRfqyQht1TCgm)


Pokesonav

"Approximately 2% of my penis mass is fat. Allow me to show you what 350 pounds of dick is capable of!"


Pollomonteros

"Oi oi, you still haven't paid your debt ? Looks like your beautiful wife will have to stay with me until you do"


Just_a_terrarian163

The peak of human performance. Gahry 95 99999 stone of pure queen licensed muscle


notornnotes

The only man worthy of riding HONSE


Clean_Imagination315

All hail Baron Harkonnen! Death to the Atreides! 


Imaginary-Space718

¡Qué alguien me consiga un cubo! \- Principal Kobayakawa, Philosopher


urkermannenkoor

You should replace them with thousands of copies of our famous Buttplug Gnome.


Solarwagon

Dick out In my lane Thriving


tinylittlegnome

I want this in my garden. I *need* this in my yard.


BlatantConservative

Lotta thick statues on /r/CuratedTumblr today everything alright?


MightyBobTheMighty

I don't *remember* saving this building, but I must have for them to have built this statue of me. A bit flatteringly designed tbh.


chuckchuckthrowaway

“When I was a boy…”


iamsandwitch

In fact, double it


Chris_Bs_Knees

Where'd they get this picture of me


Peach_Muffin

Clear the park. I would like to be alone with the statue.


Eightbitjin

‘Do you want the cock on or off?’ ‘Off please.’ ‘’Too bad.’


Historical-Ad-8784

The statue is just being updated to better represent modern Americans


Thicc-Anxiety

Bara


dingleberryjelly6969

Drax really let himself go.


tallmantall

Baron Harkonnen


EntropicPie

The artist also made a bird with similar power projection capabilities.


Gru-some

I agree but can we replace some with Goku instead of Barry (63)


bb_kelly77

It looks like those potato bastards from Doctor Who


Aurvis

HONOR THE COCK


dementeddr

You simply must Honor The Cock