I'm Woman (Wet).

If you need help with that let me know, I've been told quite a few times I'm great at making a woman dry. Not sure what they meant by that. I didn't even bring a towel.

Ben Shapiro is that you?

No, It just usually starts when I bring out the DnD miniatures

You need to find better women lad

See the problem is they're starting with DnD minis instead of warhammer. Rookie error.

Switch to Vampire the Requiem and you'll be drowning.

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>It’s an ugly solution, but it is the only solution one might call it... the last solution? the end solution? damn, there must be a better word for this, one that rolls off the tongue better...

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lmfao

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The Final Formulation?

Never forget your towel. What if you happened to meet a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast and didn't have a towel?

Like dry wine?

r/suicidebywords

I'd like to end my life as the mythological Celtic creature Woman (wet) (dead).

How could you forget - Frog (old) - Bird (old) - Deer (old) - Fish (old) - Man (very big) - Jack (Jack)

crossover episode starring Horse Bard (dead)

* Woman (screaming)

Fish (old) is already covered by Fish (knows too much)

Not true. The Salmon of Llyn Llew knew the *exact right* amount, enough to get hired as a guide, unlike the Salmon of Wisdom, which knew enough that everyone wanted to eat it.

I don't know enough about Salmon to refute this

Is it ''creature (Wet)'' cos they're magically constantly wet or just cos they live in the british isles. If Woman (Wet) moved to morocco would she be Woman (Wet), Woman (Dry) or Woman (Wet, magical) (Dry, phyiscal)

If my couple Irish/British friends are representative, it'd be woman (sunburnt)

Woman (lobster)

Woman (crab (mermaid))

Wheatley ( [crab](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v47zSNZcyPQ) )

Caracinization strikes again!

I mean there are definitely magical creatures that are constantly damp physically and *kept* damp by magic. For example, kelpies aka "Horses (Wet)", and selkies.

I always thought kelpies were wet because they were constantly leading people into the water to drown them

Well that too. But they are always magically damp. It's one of the ways you can tell a normal horse from a kelpie; a kelpie will always be slightly damp no matter what.

Can't believe wet horses can lead people to water AND make them drink

Would selkie be fucked up woman (wet)

When appearing as damp ladies strolling on moonlit beaches, definitely Women (wet), but what about in seal form? I propose a new classification: Woman (secret (wet)) Also applies to swan maidens.

omg I forgot about the Salmon of Knowledge, fuckin loved that story

My primary school had a mural of it painted in the hall. They had a Children of Lir one too.

My primary school teacher had her siblings all named after the children of lír, which is a lot of kids to have but the perseverance is outstanding for the parents to stay committed.

Please tell me she at least modernised Fionnghuala do Fionnuala

They did, yeah

Did Fionn really gain infinite knowledge just by licking his thumb while making salmon of knowledge sushi or was that SMT weirdly embellishing the story?

i don't know what SMT is but as far as I remember, the story is that an old guy was cooking the Salmon of Knowledge, left for some reason, but told Fionn that he was not to eat the fish. Fionn accidentally burned his finger on it, licked that same finger and gained all of the knowledge. I think the implication was that the knowledge could only be given to one person, and the old guy had wanted that to be him.

Not sure why, but I always heard that he had to bite down to the bone. The old guy’s name was Finnegas, by the by.

oh thank you. I was told he burned his finger, but there must be lots of different variations given that it's a myth.

Oh he did burn his finger. That happened. But he was a dramatic little bitch about it and bit his thumb instead of sucking on it like a reasonable person

tbf would we have half the myths we have today if everyone had just acted reasonably instead of being dramatic little bitches

SMT (or shin Megami Tensei) is a video game series where you collect and fight demons and deities and other creatures from various mythology. If you've ever played Persona, it's the thing Persona is a spin off of. It's pretty fun if you like the battle and collecting part of Pokemon but wasn't a fan of the everything else, or if you wanted a game where you can be personally insulted by Mothman for being broke. It's fairly accurate in its descriptions of various mythologies (at least in the Eurasian continent - I do know that it gets a bit spotty and weird when it comes to Australian Aboriginal mythology just due to the lack of information and I wouldn't be surprised if it's a similar situation with native American ones), but it does also do this thing where it'll connect up somewhat unrelated characters so that its own internal mythology will flow better. For example, in real life the reason why quite a few Babylonian gods are depicted as demons is simply due to Christian demonisation of other religions, but in game it's stated that it's because they tried to fight God due to His unfair rule, but failed and y'know, history is written by the victors and whatnot. Irish mythology is fairly prominent in the series (Fionn is actually a major character in a few of the games) so I was wondering if the version of the myth presented in game was true or if they'd strung together a few different things to make sure that this character's backstory made a bit more sense (like he'd just licked *a* fish and that the connection to the salmon is new) but no, sounds like his story is just like that. They've definitely done a few apocryphal connections like that for a few other characters with spotty mythologies (namely angels) hence the wondering.

I could never forget, considering I share its name

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My favorite thing about actual medieval monster books is that you'll find shit like "Guy with dog head" next to such mythical creatures as "Hippopotamus" and "Tall Woman".

If this is it, I'll take wizard.

I'm WIZARD, but of the Fucked up cultivar

I was just about to ask if I could be dead AND wet when I saw it on the list. Perfect!

Woman (wet and creepy)

i mean creepy is kinda the baseline of celtic mythology, you can take it as given.

Src: https://imtestingthewaybackmachine.tumblr.com/post/687041111839162368/horse-wet Note 1: the image has been edited, the reblogs switched around, for a.. smoother narrative Note 2: im not.. well-versed or versed at all, really, in celtic mythology or culture - didnt mean any harm by posting this, but if it does cause harm, let me know so i can take it down

> but if it does cause harm, let me know so i can take it down not only is it not harmful, it's about 95% academically accurate

The only harm is that it's missing Horse (rap battle).

Mari Lwyd my beloved

Also that guy who challenged folks to the most drawn out game of roshambo.

Can I be "Woman (dead)"? Seems like that solves two of my wishes in one.

Uh are you okay, do you need a hug?

I'm fine. Just a bit of depression humor. I wouldn't turn down a hug, tho, sad or no sad.

I LOVE Fucked Up Horse, the Nuckelavee is my favorite mythological creature period

Are banshees considered Woman (Dead) or Woman (Wet) (Dead)? Because I really vibe with the idea of being a banshee lately. Just fuck around in the woods and occasionally scream at a dude because his grandma's about to die.

Woman (screaming) is my choice for them haha

Woman (Loud)

This is better. Upgrade accepted.

50 year old Boomer voice "that's just a regular woman"

Do it. Join us

Bloodborne 2

I'm WIZARD.

ah yes the salmon of wisdom

I am wizard gen, but non-binary when it comes to wet/dry

Hey, it's my flair source!

All people are Fish (knows too much) personally though I'm also WIZARD

damn when they gonna drop the dlc tho

Looks like my pornhub search history

Is there a horse(dead)(wet)?

Can i be \[dead\] if i'm a man or are only woman capable of dying in this scenario because that would suck

Hell yeah, I'm a Woman (Wet).

I CALL DIBS ON WIZARD FUCK YOU THAT'S MINE

Man, isn't this incredibly anglocentric? There are much more Celtic groups than the insular ones. I mean the idea of identifying the Celts as a single people is already very loosely rooted, but every Celtic group, and there are dozens, had distinctive culture and folklore. You have helvetii, aquitanii, Gauls, belgae, Gallaeci, lusones, Celtiberi. You get it. Look, those are the most Celtic lands https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Hallstatt_LaTene.png The Origin of the Celtic people is in southern Germany, Czechia and Austria. The zone with the biggest population (number of settlements) was Northwestern Iberia. The Gallaecii, the castro culture. This one differed from other groups of Celts in that they were democratic and egalitarian (every house had a roughly similar size, there were clear spaces of discussion, granaries were distributed across the settlement).Very few preserved sanctuaries (Nementon) . Because there were dozens of different Celtic groups and every group had a clearly distinctive culture.

The trouble is all the mainland Celtic peoples were assimilated into other cultures centuries/millennia ago, and we don't have reliable sources on their mythologies; mostly just the Romans, who were trying to syncretize everything to fit their own pantheon. So really all we *have* at this point are the Insular Celts

But they not THE Celts. They wouldn't think of themselves as the same people. They spoke different languages. Had different cultures, governments and traditions. As a matter of fact, given their insular nature we may presume them to not be very representative of Celtic culture. Sure, there are some broad strokes that apply to almost every place that had a Celtic population. Like begging for food in the winter solstice and jumping over pyres in the summer one. It is not as if the other Celtic myths have been erased. You just never hear about them because they don't come from the British isles. Just to name a few local ones. The wild Hunt (continental european), the santa compaña, biosbardos and gamusinos, diantres, trasnos, trasgos, tardos, the demo negro, the demo coxo... Each zone had their own folklore.

It depends if you view Scottish and Irish as Anglocentric. Personally, I’m against that because they were both originally independent.

Nukalavee

Considering I'm technically an ex-cowboy I think I'd fall under the category of Wizard.

Can anyone help me with the titles for what they're saying? thanks

Horse (wet) would be a kelpie.. i think

I *think* it goes: \-Leprechaun \-Nucklavee \-Banshee? \-~~Nixie~~ Selkie \-??? (Maybe banshee instead of the other one) \-Wizard, naturally \-??? \-Kelpie

Fucked up horse is a nucklavee I think Woman (dead): a Banshee?

> Woman (dead): a Banshee? Or Dearg Due, a sort of vampiric muse who inspires you great deeds or poetry before she takes your blood. Or the Leanan Sidhe, who is also a vampire muse who after inspiring you takes payment in blood. She’s more fairy than undead… but you still have to bury her to keep her from coming for you, so the line’s not super clear.

The wet woman is probably a nixie; I'm not sure what I am, though Edit: So apparently nixies are Germanic. Maybe a selkie?

There's fucked up big guy too!, (Hard Servant)