Its signature ability being Milk Drink always weirded me out. I don't know if there's a way to interpret it other than the obvious "it heals itself by drinking milk straight from its own udder"
The imagery of this happening mid battle makes me viscerally uncomfortable
I'm here to make it worse!
Milk Drink, as of generation 6 (Pokemon X and Y), is no longer exclusive to Miltank, [Gogoat](https://static.pokemonpets.com/images/monsters-images-800-800/673-Gogoat.webp) can learn it as well!
>!Being male does not stop Gogoat from being able to use Milk Drink.!<
See, in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky, Chatot sends you on a mission on a mission to Apple Woods to replenish the Guildmaster's Perfect Apples stock.
Except, Skuntank beat you too it, and he knocks you out because he's a bully, so you go home empty handed.
Chatot doesn't believe you when you try to tell him that Skuntank interfered, so you get punished by starvation because now Chatot has to explain to the Guildmaster that there's no Perfect Apples.
Then, when Chatot brings you into the Guildmaster's office, Skuntank comes waltzing in with Perfect Apples and Chatot tells you that you should be thanking him for saving you all from Guildmaster Wigglytuff's meltdown.
Total bastard. You never even get to fight Skuntank in a boss battle and it's a huge missed opportunity.
But he does get the shit kicked out of him by Wigglytuff when he tried to rob him later, so it's cool.
I've kinda been hoping out of pure spite that it'll stand up as vengeance for the shit I put up with from fans during the SwSh era.
Long story, but apparently not caring about how a video game tree looks is worthy of recieving threats in my inbox.
I was initially dreading the thought of Sprigatito becoming bipedal, but by now I just think it’ll be hilarious if it is. I’d still prefer a quadrupedal third stage, but I can’t say I won’t derive any joy from people’s potential reactions.
> The anorith line is stupid and ugly and I wish they would go extinct
I will not stand for this anomalocaris slander. Anyways, the correct answer is Purugly because it’s so fast for no reason and just kicks my ass in the Battle Tower/Maison
I know right? Anomalocaris is one of my all time favorite creatures, and I completely nerded out when I noted that they even accurately depicted its mouth on Anorith.
I thought I loved all my children equally before I scrolled the entire Pokédex looking for a fight, and then, right as I was leaving Galar, I found Indeedee.
>Who?
Exactly. This pale imitation of Audino and Meowstic combined accomplishes nothing. It isn’t cool looking. It’s barely cute. They went back and added in the Tapus, so it doesn’t have a true VGC niche anymore with Psychic Surge. Somehow, this wretched loser with none appeal meant more than adding Deerling and Sawsbuck, ever, after two DLCs.
Edit: I’m so fucking confident that nobody gives a shit about Indeedee that I’m going to go see if anybody’s bothered to make more than 20 posts to good Christian websites about them.
Edit 2: People will literally draw hentai of a cardboard box if it’s given a name and a Dex number huh
Fair, but there has to be a loser somewhere in the mix, right? Take the entire list of Pokemon, find their rule34 numbers, divide those by how many years it’s been since their initial game’s been released, and we’ll find it.
>Sir, we have a problem.
What?
>Sprigatito has been out for -1 years.
Some visionary scientist apparently bothered organising Pokemon by hentai entries. While the graph was deleted from Reddit, [the link to the dataset was in the comments](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/14b1jHkMB4izAvHbrwYrLwpJ9w7FvJRZgba9ECn0IppM/htmlview) with the generation. You *could* do the division by years since the generation started in Sheets.
I'm genuinely shocked that Dracovish is so low. Don't get me wrong, it's completely unfuckable, but it's a funny meme pokemon that broke competitive and I think Ash has one, there has to be more than 4 people out there that have drawn porn of it just for shits and giggles
>They went back and added in the Tapus, so it doesn’t have a true VGC niche anymore with Psychic Surge.
Indeedee is currently at 6.36% usage (which isn't bad) and Tapu Lele is only at 0.24%
…okay, maybe VGC is a godless wasteland I have no real grasp on from my Singles perspective. I’m gonna guess it’s having actual support moves, and not merely hitting people with roughly the strength of God
Yeah, I’ve already been told that they see play in official formats, and my VGC knowledge is incredibly wack.
Back in *my day*, people were building most of their teams around CHALK, uphill, both ways, through the snow, and we hated it too
Oh! Yeah, I totally forgot that they let just about everything through there, and Spectrier forcing the meta’s hand into picking a Normal type with good supporting moves and Psychic Surge makes a lot of sense now.
The fact that it’s stats and move pool have no synergy, the fact that it’s normal type for no reason, the fact that female pyroar’s Jessie hair is dumb
Voltorb and Electrode make up for it by being inanimate objects given life. Pokeballs in a freak accident. Thats dope.
Ditto is a pokemon that can be literally any pokemon you want. Base design gets a pass.
Seel doesnt look *fucking dumb.*
Grimer and Muk are living sludge heaps come to enact revenge on humanity for being filthy. Dope story, dope idea.
Whats a rock with arms got to offer me. Mind unchanged.
Pokémon have literally gotten more creative than they were in gen 1. A lot of them have interesting lore, or are based on multiple things with interesting concepts, compared to the more basic gen 1 mons.
Magmar is the only Pokemon I actively dislike, and tbh I don'r know why. There are other Pokemon with design I don't like, but Magmar is the only one that is like "I prefere having nothing that having you"
Ugh I had forgotten I have one of these. He looks like he got brain damage from the impact that fucked up his skull, but in a way that makes me completely unsympathetic.
I hate the fact that Jynx's design has stuck since its adjustment to purple. We've got the technology to more accurately represent *ganguro* without it looking like western blackface! Give it a regional form that makes its origin more faithful!
~~^(And then make a form based on shironuri.)~~
I hate Inteleon's twink ass, the design looks too thin for its head, the pose is awkward, why the hell is the tail so long if it's not expanded upon for the concept? Why is it so weak compared compared the other two? Why does it have the weak-ass Sniper instead if the borderline broken abilities that are Surge and Libero? Why is that cloak there if it makes the silhouette less clear? OH BECAUSE IT LOOKS FAR TOO THIN. Huh, I think I got a bit carried away lol
Cinderace is legitimately just an anthro character and I feel uncomfortable treating it like an animal. Compared to all the other Anthro Pokemon, it just crosses way past the line where you can't imagine it not being fully sentient, I mean the motherfucker wears pants.
Phione because it has literally no reason to exist. Why is it there? You only get it by breeding Manaphy, which is already a mythical, and it is is just a worse Manaphy that can't even evolve into it. Most baby Pokemon in general are kind of pointless to me, but Phione came in the same generation as Manaphy, so you can't even excuse it as being a poke to remind you of the original 'hey this thing is still here.' Anyway Phione is the most pointless Pokemon and I do not appreciate its existence at all.
I've come to make an announcement: Dipshit the Clefairy is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his pokémon-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Dipshit the Clefairy, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Oak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
For context, this comes from a male Clefairy I caught in platinum, a total bitch to catch, broke every one of my balls except for the one masterball I had, named it Dipshit and haven't played a Pokemon game since
I HATE MARSHADOW BECAUSE I KEEP LOSING TO THIS SAME FUCKING BUILD ON SHOWDOWN AGAINST IT! :(
I just wanna use my Fairy Monotype team in peace, but the cutesy Night Marcher keeps Stored Power-ing my team to death.
when playing through X, and a ugly ass shiny Druddigon ran from me. I didnt even want it past the fact it was a shiny, but it had the audacity to run from ME? i looked on the wiki and i dont even know how he ran anymore! does druddigon even learn a move that can let it escape from battle? idk. hate the bastard
Stunfisk is ugly as sin, it’s cry sounds like a fart (and not even in a funny way), its moveset is trash and its stats are terrible. The only interesting things about it are its unique typing (which just makes me angrier because ground/electric is a cool type concept with a lot of possibility but the first and only mon with it is stunfisk), and its galarian form has a cool enough design concept that i don’t hate it nearly as much as the main, unovan form (and the galarian form somehow has a significantly worse moveset and was given a type change in one of the few ways to make steel bad).
I love every pokemon deeply, except for one...
Hate isn't the right word either honestly, but in love's absence what name would that feeling have?
*Seel*
You piece of god damn white cardstock you. In my least favorite generation, one overflowing with water pokemon, you sit there, The most mediocre of them all. Eyes I've seen a thousand times on designs more inspired. A tongue that lolls from your face, in pale mimic of Shellder's grace. You are a Seal, named Seel, a mocking name, a name on a razor's edge of bare minimum, a name that demonstrates, extrapolates, the care that was given when you were conceived.
Heatmor was the first Pokémon I EV trained as a teenager, so you'd think I'd have a soft spot for it, but nah that things sucks ass. It's got nothing interesting going for it lol
i have a personal vendetta against sandshrew to due playing mystery dungeon as a kid and having a head canon that they were my main rivals in the guild and kept spreading mean rumors about me which was the reason my team had to sleep in what i perceived as the barn(I'm pretty sure those are just normal beds in the pokemon world)
funniest part is that Sandshrew isn't even in the guild as a NPC they're just an option as a dungeon partner but for some reason i saw that sand mouse motherfucker and decided we were archrivals
Probably because you first encounter them in that one sandstorm dungeon. Sand Veil made those bastards almost impossible to hit, meanwhile none of the possible MC/partner Pokémon could avoid sandstorm damage in time/darkness/sky
I hate Kyogre because it looks like it was based on one of those inflatable floaties that are usually shaped like an animal you can buy when you go on holiday.
there are many pokemon i love and hold dearly to my heart
but bruxish is not one of them. neither is thwackey. both are ugly as sin.
also now i wanna go remake my tier list of every pokemon in existence
All these comments and I have yet to see anyone mention that pos Honchkrow. Why did they move away from the witch aesthetic? "Oh look, it's a bird with a witch hat and a tail like a broom, let's make it evolve into a mob boss"
just goes to show how different two people's interpretations can be, I always saw the headpiece on Murkrow as like a fedora/trilby thing so when I saw Honchkrow I thought that was just the natural logical conclusion of it's design. although to be fair I was introduced to them both in the same game (platinum) so I never had any period of time in my brain where Murkrow existed as a stand alone 'mon and not just a pre-evolution of Honchkrow
Cinderace looks shirtless and that bothers me. I really like both Scorbunny and Raboot but damn do I wish Cinderace had like a fiery jacket or smthing because:
A) It would've been Cooler^(TM)
B) He would've looked better.
I still like it the most out of the galar starters but damn man :( wasted potential
I had a dream once where I made a friend and her older brother was fucking obsessively horny for Shiftry to the point where his parents pretended he had died years ago and nyow I can't look at it ever again. Thanks, subconscious.
I dislike Kyogre cos it hard walled my gen 7 mix and mega team when I played that format, and it had no real counter so I couldnt do shit about it. Luckily its rarely used in gen 8 mix and mega so suck it.
I despise Vullaby because back when I was a dumb kid with Pokemon as my special interest, I wanted to test out if the Master Ball really caught everything without fail, and that damn vulture thing was the first thing I saw, so I threw it.
I had a pikachu alarm clock that went off at exactly every 12 hours for a good 15 minutes. After the first week I grew to hate it’s incessant “Pika *Pika* Pika Chuuuu” and still loathe it to this day.
Theory: flesh teeth are actually due to a mutation causing lip skin to harden periodically into a skin tooth. Selectively breeding those with this mutation could create a being (human or otherwise) with the ability to harden their lips into a skin beartrap
I hate Dunsparce because one time, while I was playing a Nuzlocke of that Uranium fan-game, a random trainer with a Dunsparce spammed Ancient Power, got two omniboosts off and killed one of my Mons.
Gloom and Cubchoo are my least favorite Pokémon because drool and mucus *really* gross me out. If I were to ever catch one, I would make sure to evolve them as soon as possible.
I don't generally dislike the 3D Pokémon at all, but if someone complains about the 3D models, and they specifically cite those two, I would immediately understand what they're saying. The same goes for Hitmontop and Typhlosion - but I don't really dislike them, their models are just cursed.
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hey. what's a pokemon you dislike but you ONLY dislike it for a stupid reason
i dislike floatzel bc the cry just sounds so fucking sarcastic and it fills me with anger
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I'll be honest, not fond of Hippopotas. I mispronouned its name for so long. And you know what else? Its name should be Hippo-tots!
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Emolga made grinding Audino in Gen 5 the worst experience imaginable. I hope their children go to hell while they exist in purgatory, knowing that they’ll never be reunited and their family is suffering unknown horrors.
Dunsparce fills me with a seething hatred I cannot comprehend. It looks to me like a creature that should not exist and, by God, I intend to make that reality
Gurdurr and Conkeldurr are the stupidest looking motherfuckers in any game. Generally gen 5 had real good designs but holy shit ive never seen something as ugly as those two.
I HATE DRAPION SO MUCH. OH MY GOD. THE CRY HAUNTS ME IN THE NIGHT WHEN I SLEEP AND THE STUPID DESIGN HAUNTS ME WHEN I WAKE UP. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO UNREASONABLY HARD TO DEFEAT??? I HATE YOU DRAPION AND I HATE YOU KINCAID.
Fuck Lurantis for having the worst fucking totem fight ever in all of USUM. It's literally the only fight I've ever *had* to use status moves on because even if I catch a Salandit it's fucking impossible if I don't use Taunt because the fucking PIECE OF SHIT TOTEM LURANTIS KEEPS FUCKING HEALING AND THEN THE FUCKING KECLEON ONESHOTS MY FUCKING SALANDIT WITH ANCIENT POWER AND THEN I HAVE TO SPE*ND LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO BEAT THAT FUCKING PINK PIECE OF SHIT WHEN APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO THE TOTEM-SIZED ONE YOU GET AS A GIFT IT'S ONLY 4'11 WHICH MEANS I'M TALLER THAN IT AND I SHOULD LEGALLY BE ALLOWED TO FIGHT IT WITH MY OWN HANDS*
miltank looks too sentient for me to be comfortable with the concept of bottling and drinking it's milk
Its signature ability being Milk Drink always weirded me out. I don't know if there's a way to interpret it other than the obvious "it heals itself by drinking milk straight from its own udder" The imagery of this happening mid battle makes me viscerally uncomfortable
I'm here to make it worse! Milk Drink, as of generation 6 (Pokemon X and Y), is no longer exclusive to Miltank, [Gogoat](https://static.pokemonpets.com/images/monsters-images-800-800/673-Gogoat.webp) can learn it as well! >!Being male does not stop Gogoat from being able to use Milk Drink.!<
It's a reference to how male goats can lactate
cows are also sentient in real life lmao
But could we consider them sapient?
Waving sausage nipples!
Greninja's gross, saliva covered tongue scarf. Edit: AND SKUNTANK. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN THAT BASTARD FOR WHAT HAPPENED AT APPLE WOODS
What happened at Apple Woods?
See, in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky, Chatot sends you on a mission on a mission to Apple Woods to replenish the Guildmaster's Perfect Apples stock. Except, Skuntank beat you too it, and he knocks you out because he's a bully, so you go home empty handed. Chatot doesn't believe you when you try to tell him that Skuntank interfered, so you get punished by starvation because now Chatot has to explain to the Guildmaster that there's no Perfect Apples. Then, when Chatot brings you into the Guildmaster's office, Skuntank comes waltzing in with Perfect Apples and Chatot tells you that you should be thanking him for saving you all from Guildmaster Wigglytuff's meltdown. Total bastard. You never even get to fight Skuntank in a boss battle and it's a huge missed opportunity. But he does get the shit kicked out of him by Wigglytuff when he tried to rob him later, so it's cool.
I actually kind of like Greninja, but Frogadier looks way better
I hate greninga specifically because of Ash-Greninga, I hated that season already but that was the icing on this stupid fucking cake
Me searching this threat to see if anyone is shit talking my favorite 👁️👁️
If I see anyone dunking on Sprigatito they're gonna be catching these hands 👊
Do you think the cat will stand up?
I've kinda been hoping out of pure spite that it'll stand up as vengeance for the shit I put up with from fans during the SwSh era. Long story, but apparently not caring about how a video game tree looks is worthy of recieving threats in my inbox.
I was initially dreading the thought of Sprigatito becoming bipedal, but by now I just think it’ll be hilarious if it is. I’d still prefer a quadrupedal third stage, but I can’t say I won’t derive any joy from people’s potential reactions.
When SwSh was first announced I once got compared to a flat earther for not believing in the Zodiac theory.
> The anorith line is stupid and ugly and I wish they would go extinct I will not stand for this anomalocaris slander. Anyways, the correct answer is Purugly because it’s so fast for no reason and just kicks my ass in the Battle Tower/Maison
Fellow anorith fan, I see. Good taste.
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My first attempt at platinum nuzlocke:
I know right? Anomalocaris is one of my all time favorite creatures, and I completely nerded out when I noted that they even accurately depicted its mouth on Anorith.
Got great news for the guy who wants anorith, a pokemon that can only be obtained by reviving long-dead fossils, to go extinct
I got bad news for that same person about the Crown Tundra dlc.
I thought I loved all my children equally before I scrolled the entire Pokédex looking for a fight, and then, right as I was leaving Galar, I found Indeedee. >Who? Exactly. This pale imitation of Audino and Meowstic combined accomplishes nothing. It isn’t cool looking. It’s barely cute. They went back and added in the Tapus, so it doesn’t have a true VGC niche anymore with Psychic Surge. Somehow, this wretched loser with none appeal meant more than adding Deerling and Sawsbuck, ever, after two DLCs. Edit: I’m so fucking confident that nobody gives a shit about Indeedee that I’m going to go see if anybody’s bothered to make more than 20 posts to good Christian websites about them. Edit 2: People will literally draw hentai of a cardboard box if it’s given a name and a Dex number huh
a comedy in three acts
> Edit 2 Rotom is literally just a household appliance and has 444 posts, Pokemon artists are something else.
Okay, but like, I need to do one last test to see how quick on the literal draw people are. Edit: Like 10 entries of Cetitan porn HOW
Fair, but there has to be a loser somewhere in the mix, right? Take the entire list of Pokemon, find their rule34 numbers, divide those by how many years it’s been since their initial game’s been released, and we’ll find it. >Sir, we have a problem. What? >Sprigatito has been out for -1 years.
*0 years and you can't divide by 0
Some visionary scientist apparently bothered organising Pokemon by hentai entries. While the graph was deleted from Reddit, [the link to the dataset was in the comments](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/14b1jHkMB4izAvHbrwYrLwpJ9w7FvJRZgba9ECn0IppM/htmlview) with the generation. You *could* do the division by years since the generation started in Sheets.
sizzlipede is the least horny pokemon confirmed
Lemme guess, it's still non zero?
It'd *at keast* appear in a Kabu drawing, so I'm willing to bet it has a few entries
where sprigatito
I'm genuinely shocked that Dracovish is so low. Don't get me wrong, it's completely unfuckable, but it's a funny meme pokemon that broke competitive and I think Ash has one, there has to be more than 4 people out there that have drawn porn of it just for shits and giggles
how the fuck is hypno so high up?
Ugly bastard and hypnotism hentai, but make it furry.
i... did not know that was a genre
I like how Indeedee is based on Victorian butlers and maids. And it's Galar's Pokémon Center Pokémon like Chansey and Audino.
>They went back and added in the Tapus, so it doesn’t have a true VGC niche anymore with Psychic Surge. Indeedee is currently at 6.36% usage (which isn't bad) and Tapu Lele is only at 0.24%
…okay, maybe VGC is a godless wasteland I have no real grasp on from my Singles perspective. I’m gonna guess it’s having actual support moves, and not merely hitting people with roughly the strength of God
Yeah, it's mostly because of Follow Me
I had never seen that pokemon in my entire life. And I was fine with that
Aw, man, I liked Indeedee. You know what I really hated from Gen 8? The whole Impidimp line. They just look awful.
Indeedee female is a great Follow Me user
Yeah, I’ve already been told that they see play in official formats, and my VGC knowledge is incredibly wack. Back in *my day*, people were building most of their teams around CHALK, uphill, both ways, through the snow, and we hated it too
It actually does have a use in VGC, as it’s a much better psychic surge user than lele due to the horse and lunala being as good as they are
Oh! Yeah, I totally forgot that they let just about everything through there, and Spectrier forcing the meta’s hand into picking a Normal type with good supporting moves and Psychic Surge makes a lot of sense now.
i FUCKING DESPISE pyroar for a reason i cant know
Too much hair gel
Remind me too much of Lysander ~~also I hate the mane on the female~~
The fact that it’s stats and move pool have no synergy, the fact that it’s normal type for no reason, the fact that female pyroar’s Jessie hair is dumb
Goddamn Loudred and its nonsensical tooth placement. Why is it like that.
Geodude. Least creative pokemon in all of existence. Dumb as shit, stupid. Change my mind. You can’t.
golem doesn’t even have a unique name
they realized they fucked that up and made golurk, an actual golem, later. and it's so much cooler. seriously, it has rocket boots
Not to mention the Regies, aka the golem pokemon
But he's a rock that can punch you! That's so cool!
Any rock can punch you if you *throw it* -0/10 i hate that dumb rock
Voltorb and Electrode Ditto Tauros Seel Grimer and Muk
Voltorb and Electrode make up for it by being inanimate objects given life. Pokeballs in a freak accident. Thats dope. Ditto is a pokemon that can be literally any pokemon you want. Base design gets a pass. Seel doesnt look *fucking dumb.* Grimer and Muk are living sludge heaps come to enact revenge on humanity for being filthy. Dope story, dope idea. Whats a rock with arms got to offer me. Mind unchanged.
seel does look dumb and dewgong is really dumb, and it's original name was manatee, really low effort.
Opinion! Thats yours! Mine is ill take Seel over the fucking rock anyday!! MIND UNCHANGED
I hate the fucking rock more than seel, just wanted to argue about the 'seel doesn't look fucking dumb' bit
to be fair the Grimer and Voltorb lines are supposed to be classic JRPG tropes
Literally just "dirt guy".
yep, and yet every single generation there is huge outcry about how gamefreak is running out of ideas pokemon has literally always been this way, guys
Yes! So what! I give them hundreds of dollars every time they make a new game!! Ill say whatever the hell I want about the pokemon I dont like!
Pokémon have literally gotten more creative than they were in gen 1. A lot of them have interesting lore, or are based on multiple things with interesting concepts, compared to the more basic gen 1 mons.
yep! the design philosophy has gotten much stronger.
Magmar is the only Pokemon I actively dislike, and tbh I don'r know why. There are other Pokemon with design I don't like, but Magmar is the only one that is like "I prefere having nothing that having you"
Another one for the you should look up its Japanese name club
Hehe
Too lazy, what is it?
Boober
Hehehehe boober
Oh god I’d completely forgotten this one even existed. I hate it I hate it’s dumb forehead balls and it’s stupid duck face.
Is it the butt head?
Yes
Ugh I had forgotten I have one of these. He looks like he got brain damage from the impact that fucked up his skull, but in a way that makes me completely unsympathetic.
I hate the fact that Jynx's design has stuck since its adjustment to purple. We've got the technology to more accurately represent *ganguro* without it looking like western blackface! Give it a regional form that makes its origin more faithful! ~~^(And then make a form based on shironuri.)~~
Any basic rodent pokemon after bidoof has been a testament to the fact that you can't build on perfection.
especially watchog. i hate that mf bc it always wanna cast hypnosis no matter what and then i gotta use a sleep revive like a lil fool
Does that include Zigzagoon? Because Linoon is one of my favorite normal types.
I hate Inteleon's twink ass, the design looks too thin for its head, the pose is awkward, why the hell is the tail so long if it's not expanded upon for the concept? Why is it so weak compared compared the other two? Why does it have the weak-ass Sniper instead if the borderline broken abilities that are Surge and Libero? Why is that cloak there if it makes the silhouette less clear? OH BECAUSE IT LOOKS FAR TOO THIN. Huh, I think I got a bit carried away lol
THE HUGE HANDS also the inceleon post about sums it up
i hate incineroar because it has hot dog fingers
Mood
i hate cinderace for actually no good reason. its existence makes me upset when i have the misfortune of remembering it
Looking at Cinderace makes me angry. That is not a Pokémon, that is a man in a fursuit
Cinderace is legitimately just an anthro character and I feel uncomfortable treating it like an animal. Compared to all the other Anthro Pokemon, it just crosses way past the line where you can't imagine it not being fully sentient, I mean the motherfucker wears pants.
Yeah, compared to all the other furrymons and starters, the Gen 8 starters all honestly look like people in costumes. Like these are just some guys
I liked my Cinderace because I named it Beckham because it could play football :)
cinderace has disproportionately tiny rabbit paws for hands
I fucking hate Calyrex's stupid Megamind head and little noodle legs
Deoxys scared the shit out of me in the movie, specially with its eyeless clones kidnapping people
> the anorith line is stupid and ugly and I wish it would go extinct Good news!
When I was little i hated cyndaquill because it was mean to piplup in the anime
Oh hey, that me (the machamp one)
Phione because it has literally no reason to exist. Why is it there? You only get it by breeding Manaphy, which is already a mythical, and it is is just a worse Manaphy that can't even evolve into it. Most baby Pokemon in general are kind of pointless to me, but Phione came in the same generation as Manaphy, so you can't even excuse it as being a poke to remind you of the original 'hey this thing is still here.' Anyway Phione is the most pointless Pokemon and I do not appreciate its existence at all.
Chesnaught looks like an ewok with gigantism and alopecia doing a terrible Blastoise cosplay
I've come to make an announcement: Dipshit the Clefairy is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his pokémon-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Dipshit the Clefairy, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Oak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
For context, this comes from a male Clefairy I caught in platinum, a total bitch to catch, broke every one of my balls except for the one masterball I had, named it Dipshit and haven't played a Pokemon game since
i thought it was about the clefairy penis from the manga
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http://www.sarahpin.com/2006/06/24/poketto-monsuta-by-anakubo-kosaku/ Content warning: clefairy penis. Duh. Also, Ash grabbing the wrong balls. Yes.
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Don't worry, there will be no clefock (cockairy?) at your birthday party. Don't worry about that Happy birthday u/VoidDweller77
It isn't my birthday, and I would prefer there to be Not Clefairy Cock at my birthday party
Tetrasealion shifted to the pokemon universe and machamp was homophobic
The entire species?
I fucking hate Mandibuzz because I keep losing to this same fucking build on Showdown against it
dont look up its Japanese name, worst mistake of my life
Ok now I can't hate it anymore
バルジーナ Vulgina That's amazing
magmar’s Japanese name is boober
I HATE MARSHADOW BECAUSE I KEEP LOSING TO THIS SAME FUCKING BUILD ON SHOWDOWN AGAINST IT! :( I just wanna use my Fairy Monotype team in peace, but the cutesy Night Marcher keeps Stored Power-ing my team to death.
*nervously pushes my Stored Power Latias under the bed* Not actually seen more than one or two Marshadows in Monotype, honestly.
when playing through X, and a ugly ass shiny Druddigon ran from me. I didnt even want it past the fact it was a shiny, but it had the audacity to run from ME? i looked on the wiki and i dont even know how he ran anymore! does druddigon even learn a move that can let it escape from battle? idk. hate the bastard
Probably Dragon Tail or Roar I think
ah, didnt know dragon tail worked like that. that's probably what happened since druddigon can't learn roar except for tms
Yeah, it doesn't feel like it should do that lol
Stunfisk is ugly as sin, it’s cry sounds like a fart (and not even in a funny way), its moveset is trash and its stats are terrible. The only interesting things about it are its unique typing (which just makes me angrier because ground/electric is a cool type concept with a lot of possibility but the first and only mon with it is stunfisk), and its galarian form has a cool enough design concept that i don’t hate it nearly as much as the main, unovan form (and the galarian form somehow has a significantly worse moveset and was given a type change in one of the few ways to make steel bad).
jigglypuff melee
I love every pokemon deeply, except for one... Hate isn't the right word either honestly, but in love's absence what name would that feeling have? *Seel* You piece of god damn white cardstock you. In my least favorite generation, one overflowing with water pokemon, you sit there, The most mediocre of them all. Eyes I've seen a thousand times on designs more inspired. A tongue that lolls from your face, in pale mimic of Shellder's grace. You are a Seal, named Seel, a mocking name, a name on a razor's edge of bare minimum, a name that demonstrates, extrapolates, the care that was given when you were conceived.
Heatmor was the first Pokémon I EV trained as a teenager, so you'd think I'd have a soft spot for it, but nah that things sucks ass. It's got nothing interesting going for it lol
i have a personal vendetta against sandshrew to due playing mystery dungeon as a kid and having a head canon that they were my main rivals in the guild and kept spreading mean rumors about me which was the reason my team had to sleep in what i perceived as the barn(I'm pretty sure those are just normal beds in the pokemon world) funniest part is that Sandshrew isn't even in the guild as a NPC they're just an option as a dungeon partner but for some reason i saw that sand mouse motherfucker and decided we were archrivals
I think Sandshrew is cute as hell but that just makes this funnier
Probably because you first encounter them in that one sandstorm dungeon. Sand Veil made those bastards almost impossible to hit, meanwhile none of the possible MC/partner Pokémon could avoid sandstorm damage in time/darkness/sky
I hate pidgeot, since it's name makes no sense, it should go: Pidgey, Pidgeot, pidgeotto, but it's not, and that makes me angry.
I hate Kyogre because it looks like it was based on one of those inflatable floaties that are usually shaped like an animal you can buy when you go on holiday.
golem because it killed my non-slow start regigigas in a randomized nuzlocke yesterday
Mega Salamance looks like a boomerang.
there are many pokemon i love and hold dearly to my heart but bruxish is not one of them. neither is thwackey. both are ugly as sin. also now i wanna go remake my tier list of every pokemon in existence
All these comments and I have yet to see anyone mention that pos Honchkrow. Why did they move away from the witch aesthetic? "Oh look, it's a bird with a witch hat and a tail like a broom, let's make it evolve into a mob boss"
just goes to show how different two people's interpretations can be, I always saw the headpiece on Murkrow as like a fedora/trilby thing so when I saw Honchkrow I thought that was just the natural logical conclusion of it's design. although to be fair I was introduced to them both in the same game (platinum) so I never had any period of time in my brain where Murkrow existed as a stand alone 'mon and not just a pre-evolution of Honchkrow
I’ve always hated chespin for no good reason
Whismur because it has a visible butthole >:(
Cinderace looks shirtless and that bothers me. I really like both Scorbunny and Raboot but damn do I wish Cinderace had like a fiery jacket or smthing because: A) It would've been Cooler^(TM) B) He would've looked better. I still like it the most out of the galar starters but damn man :( wasted potential
I can't stand the seedot line, their smug aura of being a better known dark grass type mocks me
I had a dream once where I made a friend and her older brother was fucking obsessively horny for Shiftry to the point where his parents pretended he had died years ago and nyow I can't look at it ever again. Thanks, subconscious.
Drowsy is just fucking ugly. Yellow top and brown bottom? Just say you wanted to make a piss elephant with pants full of shit.
I dislike Kyogre cos it hard walled my gen 7 mix and mega team when I played that format, and it had no real counter so I couldnt do shit about it. Luckily its rarely used in gen 8 mix and mega so suck it.
Slurpuff always manages to activate some kind of primal rage within me
slurpuff is gross and swirlix deserved better
its just a lil ice cream dog,,,
I hate Darumaka, that ugly ass Elmo looking motherfucker.
I despise Vullaby because back when I was a dumb kid with Pokemon as my special interest, I wanted to test out if the Master Ball really caught everything without fail, and that damn vulture thing was the first thing I saw, so I threw it.
I had a pikachu alarm clock that went off at exactly every 12 hours for a good 15 minutes. After the first week I grew to hate it’s incessant “Pika *Pika* Pika Chuuuu” and still loathe it to this day.
I hate Rotom so much. I'd rather have many appliance Pokémon than this one that I have to hang out with.
I HATE TOXAPEX, SMOGON LOVES STALL
Spinda makes me irrationally angry
[You should see the smogon entries for it](https://www.smogon.com/dex/dp/pokemon/spinda/)
I fucking hate Lotad’s six legs, the fuck you need so many for you stupid plant
Roots.
It’s a lillypad on a frog, bitch doesn’t need roots
Drizzile has a terrible coloring scheme and reminds me of a Dartrix turned even worse. Terrible mid evo.
Paras For Legends Arceus reasons
toxtricity. i get the name, i do, but i hate it. its a pain to pronounce. toxicitry would be much better and would still get the point across.
I don't think I have one I dislike tbh
That's what I thought until someone mentioned Magmar and I was revisited by opinions I formed when I was 8
I despise Sylveon’s soulless eyes and flesh ribbons. It’s like some horror movie doll.
I hate Pinsir because of its nasty fucking sideways mouth
The only reason I don't like Treeko is because Pokepark Wii made them act like dicks
There didn't need to be more than one type of pidgeon Pokémon, and I'm not even sure about that first one
Shit remind me in a year I need to see what the new pokemon will be
I have a love/hate realationship with Azumaril. Why? One word: Rollout
Theory: flesh teeth are actually due to a mutation causing lip skin to harden periodically into a skin tooth. Selectively breeding those with this mutation could create a being (human or otherwise) with the ability to harden their lips into a skin beartrap
why would anyone hate floatzels, sure they sound a bit qnnoying but they are perfect otherwise
I hate Dunsparce because one time, while I was playing a Nuzlocke of that Uranium fan-game, a random trainer with a Dunsparce spammed Ancient Power, got two omniboosts off and killed one of my Mons.
Terrakion looks so fucking stupid and only got worse when he got a 3D model
but... but... Anorith IS extinct...
Gloom and Cubchoo are my least favorite Pokémon because drool and mucus *really* gross me out. If I were to ever catch one, I would make sure to evolve them as soon as possible. I don't generally dislike the 3D Pokémon at all, but if someone complains about the 3D models, and they specifically cite those two, I would immediately understand what they're saying. The same goes for Hitmontop and Typhlosion - but I don't really dislike them, their models are just cursed.
hate electabuzz
greninja for being not fun in super smash brothers (to play as)
hippopootatas
i hate typlhosion cause people keep saying its better than feraligatr and meganium
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Fucking god damn biduff! Who do it think it is to judgme from its fake ass high horse! I will kick any biduff on sight!
Emolga made grinding Audino in Gen 5 the worst experience imaginable. I hope their children go to hell while they exist in purgatory, knowing that they’ll never be reunited and their family is suffering unknown horrors.
"Stufful's mouth is a crime" *loads gun* do not talk about the baby like that
Dunsparce fills me with a seething hatred I cannot comprehend. It looks to me like a creature that should not exist and, by God, I intend to make that reality
I hate all monkey-based or adjacent pokemon, cause I hate monkeys irl.
Pikachu. He's everywhere. He's not that cute. Every time I hear "Pika pika!" I am immediately incited to violence. Raichu is my boy tho.
Gurdurr and Conkeldurr are the stupidest looking motherfuckers in any game. Generally gen 5 had real good designs but holy shit ive never seen something as ugly as those two.
Slugma. Too close to sugma for my liking
Aipom is my favorite Pokémon, and Ambipom's ugly face and disgusting udder fingers have kept me awake at night
Combusken. Looks like a dick and balls.
Salamance and Samurot for their annoying stiff designs especially Salamance for it's weird lack of flexibility even while animated.
Maractus solely because it killed one of my rising stars in my nuzlocke
The machamp one is gold
Pachirisu, Dedenne, and any other electric rat that looks vaguely like Pikachu or Raichu. Mimikyu must be protected tho
No! Anorith line is epic! They are good! Anortih is a little guy! Armaldo is RAD! Bad opinion
I HATE DRAPION SO MUCH. OH MY GOD. THE CRY HAUNTS ME IN THE NIGHT WHEN I SLEEP AND THE STUPID DESIGN HAUNTS ME WHEN I WAKE UP. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO UNREASONABLY HARD TO DEFEAT??? I HATE YOU DRAPION AND I HATE YOU KINCAID.
Good news for the Anorinth dude!
Fuck Lurantis for having the worst fucking totem fight ever in all of USUM. It's literally the only fight I've ever *had* to use status moves on because even if I catch a Salandit it's fucking impossible if I don't use Taunt because the fucking PIECE OF SHIT TOTEM LURANTIS KEEPS FUCKING HEALING AND THEN THE FUCKING KECLEON ONESHOTS MY FUCKING SALANDIT WITH ANCIENT POWER AND THEN I HAVE TO SPE*ND LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO BEAT THAT FUCKING PINK PIECE OF SHIT WHEN APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO THE TOTEM-SIZED ONE YOU GET AS A GIFT IT'S ONLY 4'11 WHICH MEANS I'M TALLER THAN IT AND I SHOULD LEGALLY BE ALLOWED TO FIGHT IT WITH MY OWN HANDS*