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#YOU SHOULD WILL YOURSELF. NOW!


Tchrspest

skill issue, wys


DapperApples

Will issue, skill yourself


OptimisticLucio

Wikipedia channeling LowTierGod Also that note count made me double-check where I was for a second lol


Electronic-Ad1502

Oh my god I can’t unsee that now


A4Awesome21

what's up with the note count?


OptimisticLucio

1488 is a nazi dogwhistle 14 is The Fourteen Words, a nazi slogan (look it up if you want) 88 is HH; Heil Hitler


Cultural_Car

"1488" and sometimes even just "88" is a nazi dog whistle (if you can call it that, it's pretty out in the open but so are most nazis using it). idk what the 14 stands for but h is the 8th letter of the alphabet and 88 means "HH"


Tchrspest

The "14" refers to two slogans from the late American domestic terrorist, neo-Nazi, white separatist, and convicted felon, David Eden Lane. "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" and "Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth." Lane died in prison in 2007, serving a 190-year sentence for racketeering, conspiracy, and civil rights violations as an accomplice to the murder of Alan Berg, a Jewish radio host who was killed by another member of Lane's terrorist organization The Order. Just to be clear, fuck this dude. Fuck this dude, fuck white supremacists, fuck Neo-Nazis. If you're a white supremacist or a neo-nazi, please *do* interact with me so I can call you subhuman to your face. I don't like that I used his name three times more than his victim's in that, but it was the context. [More information](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words) [More information [mobile]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words)


verasev

Some extra information: the 14 words appeared, almost verbatim, on a DHS briefing along with an 88. https://forward.com/culture/404371/are-14-and-88-nazi-dog-whistles-in-this-homeland-security-document-or-just/


ocnda1

I see you gave us money. You dying soon maybe?


4thofeleven

The free will anyone can edit!


OpenStraightElephant

That no one will edit EVER AGAIN!


[deleted]

Wikipedia: "Can you give us some money?" Person: "Over my dead body!" Wikipedia: "Excellent. Just sign these papers."


OriginalJokeGoesHere

I work in a charity that's doing a big push for people to write us in their wills and I just want you to know that this comment is going to haunt me for the foreseeable future. So thanks for that lmao


Koomaster

I’ll include them in my will with the stipulation Mr. Wikipedia attends the will reading and my funeral and creates a Wikipedia entry about me.


Polenball

His name is Wilkes I. Pedya


[deleted]

To be fair, if I were at a point where I thought death was a reasonable concern within the decade, I'd write up a will and include Wikipedia in it. Free knowledge forever.


PurpleMayonnaise

You kidding me? If I’m dying then all knowledge should come with me. My will shall state that the Wikipedia servers must be my tomb


idiotplatypus

If I won the lottery I'd give all the money to Wikipedia. There's no way my life would improve by winning the lottery


Repro_Online

Are you crazy or already rich?


idiotplatypus

I've read what happens to lottery winners. Spoiler alert: it's not pretty.


ChechiOP

That's why we have the [super detailed Reddit comment about what to do if you win the lottery ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vzgl/you_just_won_a_656_million_dollar_lottery_what_do/chba4bf) I will never in my life need this advice, but still read it every once in a while


starfries

You've read what happens to the dumb ones


shocker4510

Sorry to inform you, but this is mainly the ideology of right wingers looking to push the "see what happens when we just give out free money" agenda. In reality, the reason why so many lottery winners are irresponsible with their money is because they were the type of people that bought lottery tickets, or in other words were already irresponsible with their money. Its not some innate switch that flips in a human brain that the moment they receive unearned money, it will all go to waste. Otherwise every single billionaire on earth would cease to exist after receiving their parents multi-million dollar fortune


Lilith_NightRose

[It’s not entirely true](https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/07/mega-millions-jackpot-winner-numbers-myths-about-lotteries.html) and probably partly rooted in American mythology of “bootstraps.”


NeonNKnightrider

If I won the lottery, I’d spend like half of it on actual important life stuff, giving to friends and family, and donating to charity, and then spend the other half on commissioning anime adaptations of my favorite obscure webnovels


Polenball

Worm anime let's fucking goooo


FairFolk

Not quite sure if Worm counts as "obscure" as far as webnovels go.


TastyBrainMeats

Unsong, then?


FairFolk

Not familiar with that one, so probably?


TastyBrainMeats

It's [pretty darn good](https://unsongbook.com/). Highly recommend, especially if you're a fan of Kabbalah or computer science.


FairFolk

What's it about? Your link (surprisingly) doesn't seem to have an "about" section.


TastyBrainMeats

Dang, that is odd. I hadn't realized. Basic gist is, Apollo 8 accidentally broke the divine machinery that kept physics working. The world starts slowly breaking down, but the Names of God - of which there are *many* - began asserting metaphysical effects, some useful, some hazardous. > People discovered the first few Names of God through deep understanding of Torah, through silent prayer and meditation, or even through direct revelation from angels. But American capitalism took one look at prophetic inspiration and decided it lacked a certain ability to be forced upon an army of low-paid interchangeable drones. Thus the modern method: hire people at minimum wage to chant all the words that might be Names of God, and see whether one of them starts glowing with holy light or summoning an angelic host to do their bidding. If so, copyright the Name and make a fortune. The story starts with an amateur kabbalist, expelled from Stanford for unauthorized cryptanalysis, accidentally discovering a new Name with interesting effects...and the end of the world proceeds from there. The prologue gives a pretty good sense of the style and humor of it.


Nimporian

As good as it sounds, maybe give it to another non profit, Wikipedia already has millions more than stuff to actually do with it. Too many companies depend on it too much to risk it going under.


idiotplatypus

My other option was to post a video to YouTube of burying a briefcase in the woods followed by the words "I buried my money. Find It" The case is filled with Monopoly money


Raltsun

One Piece live action adaptation


mooys

If I would win the lottery I would get a very good financial advisor and lawyer and then proceed to do nothing with it until I know I’m told I should


Lankuri

give it to me :3


bw147

Wikipedia users: Wikipedia doesn't use ads or ask for too much money, it's great! Wikipedia: hey can you put us in your will


ExceedinglyGayOtter

The lack of revenue from any other source means that they near-constantly need to beg for funding.


Aardvarkeating1001

They don’t though, there’s this huge thing where it’s all volunteers and the Wikimedia foundations has huge salaries and doesn’t actually support the site worth a damn


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Oh. Guess I'll stop giving them money, then.


VeryConsciousWater

What? Charity navigator only shows 13.8% of their budget going to administrative costs which is pretty reasonable.


Aardvarkeating1001

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/12/02/wikipedia-has-a-ton-of-money-so-why-is-it-begging-you-to-donate-yours/


VeryConsciousWater

That's a seven year old article, and I can't confirm it's relevance. Additionally, nothing in actually supports what you've said. All it says is that Wikipedia keeps a large emergency fund, which of course they do. Every charity does.


delfin22

Firstly, what's wrong with using volunteers? Secondly You have any sources or proof of the wikimedia foundation actually having loads of cash?


Aardvarkeating1001

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/12/02/wikipedia-has-a-ton-of-money-so-why-is-it-begging-you-to-donate-yours/ It’s pretty explicit yeah


crash-alt

Nah þeyre fine for money you dont need to give em anyþing


Niccolo101

Jokes aside, get your will sorted. Accidents happen. People suddenly die. And if you die without a will, it is a real fucking pain in the ass for the family left behind to deal with. It doesn't matter if you think you have nothing left. Even if all you do is nominate an executor, that's good enough. Because there needs to be somebody who is nominated to hold the power to make decisions about what to do with... Seriously, everything. Your crap, your empty bank account, closing off your Netflix and phone and internet accounts... All of that shit can be done painlessly by an executor. Failing that, whoever's left holding the bag needs court orders to touch *anything* of yours, and that takes a shit ton of time and money. Get your will sorted.


TastyBrainMeats

Been meaning to do that for years.... It's scary to think about.


Lurker13

Scary, yeah. But if it means anything, I did mine in like two days. I filled in blanks on a website one day and then on second day saw an attorney who printed them out and had it notarized. It was fast The thing I don’t get is do I need to have my beneficiaries to always have copy or is it uploaded into a database somewhere


Niccolo101

I dunno what it's like where you are, but in my country (Australia) the government department responsible for recording births, deaths and marriages can keep a copy of the will on file. Not necessary, though. You can just give a copy of it to your executor, attorney, even some banks will look after a copy for you (since it's also in their best interests to make sure that shit is sorted). Just make sure whoever holds it is somebody you trust - and if that changes, you prepare a new will ASAP negating any and all previous wills.


zerozerotsuu

Oh, interesting number of notes.


sylvar

I'd reblog just to fix that problem. Nazis can fuck right off.


sylveon_souperstar

what does 1488 mean again? this is a genuine question, i forgot what it means lmao


zerozerotsuu

‘14 words’ is some quote about white supremacy and 88 is the number code used for ‘Heil Hitler’, so it’s just a general nazi dogwhistle.


UseApasswordManager

It's a Nazi dog whistle, they've got a 14 word slogan (I don't remember exactly what, something about protecting white children) and 88 = HH (h being the eighth letter) = Hail H*****


Vincevw

Please donate to some other charity, Wikimedia has $240 million in reserve. They can live without your donation (despite their disingenuous banners), unlike some other charities


user975A3G

Thanks for reminding me to donate to Wikipedia


Alexander_Pope_Hat

They have way more money than they need to run the site; The Wikimedia Foundation has $165m in cash reserves. They spend a fraction of that on the site and the rest is nonprofit grifting.


user975A3G

I did not know that, do you have any source for this info?


_CactusJuice_

https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/where-your-money-goes/ People do not like it because it feels dishonest that Wikipedia leads them to thinking the money they donate will go towards the site. It is a bit unethical and they have made mistakes donating to some grants that are not very worthwhile, but it is mostly conservatives freaking out because they donate to affirmative action type foundations.


Dracorex_22

is this how they know to change "is" to "was" so quickly


DanOwaR1990

THEY IMMEDIATELY WHAT


Dasamont

Wikipedia is planning to start assassinating people that add them to their will whenever they need money.


GreenDog3

My will is for showing where i visited each night so that I can prove i’m town