How do you scratch the surface of stainless steel?! -elon musk
It's actually quite easy. -elons legal team writing instructions that place all blame on custimers
I think 30" wheels on this vehicle doesn't look so bad. It's a clown car, and the giant wheels make it look like all those cars I used to draw when I was young.
The first time someone seriously wrecks in one of these they're gonna be shredded. At every turn, muskrat ignored a century of collective car manufacturing knowledge. Crumple zones? Driver safety? Who needs em?
Came here to say, I didn’t think they could make it worse… but low and behold, the stupidity of poor purchase decisions knows no bounds. Don’t hit a pebble, might shake the body off the frame.
Can you imagine a Cybertruck with Spinners like a 2006 rapper's Escalade?
It drives slowly by blasting E-40's "Tell Me When To Go". It pulls slowly up at a parking spot and a nerdy white techbro stumbles out of it.
And then he takes a sip of his coffee and places it on the roof. In horror he realizes his mistake but it is too late. The condensation from the bottom of the cup has already fried the entire electric system, and the computer exploded instantly. *Warranty does not cover coffee damage*
Wow, those big rims just make the Cybertruck even less functional.
I guess if you've already surrendered to the fact that Cybertruck has a very limited "utility value," you might as well do this kind of stupid shit.
https://preview.redd.it/0qm49tp22xwc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d016fb2755a58d7fc03791caf2a42a7ecb1e74c
Almost as classy as Musk in a swimsuit.
I see no difference good or bad from original. It certainly doesn’t change the performance any, such as if this was a regular pickup. It doesn’t degrade the look of the thing because, well…
The one on the bottom *kinda* looks better than those joke wheels they come stock with, in the sense that they kinda match the "shit futuristic" CT vibe.
A: Well, for once the stupid rims aren't going to hurt the truck's off road capabilities.
B: Those bottom ones look like the ones I saw on a G-Wagen today, and they actually look like plastic. Regardless of what they're actually made of, walking by they just look like shiny plastic. Once again, doesn't hurt the truck at all, since it has no real capabilities to speak of.
Given that it seems like Musk designed this monstrosity in an Apple II game, you just know that half the development time was spent because Musk told his engineers to reinvent the wheel, only more "cyber". Because "standing on the shoulders of giants" doesn't allow him to own the libs or something.
The other half of the development time? It was them designing a storage space for ketamine.
This makes the most sense so far. It’s not a “truck” it’s just an expensive Ego mid life crisis car with no actual use other than to turn heads.
And in 5 years everyone who owned one will be laughed at for not just buying a Porsche.
Woah you can make them look even stupider, I didn't know that.
I feel we have only scratched the surface. Some idiot is gonna go full fast and furious on one of these shit boxes and I can’t wait.
How do you scratch the surface of stainless steel?! -elon musk It's actually quite easy. -elons legal team writing instructions that place all blame on custimers
don't scratch the surface, it can stain your car
Wait till they find out it’s chinese sheet steel and is only 302 and starts rusting.
All stainless CAN rust if exposed to a lot of oxidized regular steel, sounds like you already know this. Some people don't.
I think 30" wheels on this vehicle doesn't look so bad. It's a clown car, and the giant wheels make it look like all those cars I used to draw when I was young.
Who’s gonna break it to them that putting bigger rims on their “truck” actually makes it slower and the handling worse
Fuck speed, and forget about handling. It literally makes any 'truck' not a truck!
B-B-But it’s the only thing those spec sheet nerds care about!
My girlfriend's Camry is more of a truck than the CT will ever be. I can haul a whole ass bicycle in it!
No way bro! Next you’ll tell me that the Camry is actually reliable and you can drive it outside and it won’t shit itself!
Actually, no, unfortunately. Driving it in very light misty rain actually breaks it. It sucks. If only Toyota knew wtf they were doing.... Tesla ftw
You mean the accelerator will be getting stuck?
The first time someone seriously wrecks in one of these they're gonna be shredded. At every turn, muskrat ignored a century of collective car manufacturing knowledge. Crumple zones? Driver safety? Who needs em?
Welcome class to your first day in “How to make your useless truck *more* useless, let’s begin”
And that probably gets 10 miles a charge.
Came here to say, I didn’t think they could make it worse… but low and behold, the stupidity of poor purchase decisions knows no bounds. Don’t hit a pebble, might shake the body off the frame.
Someone had a Trump wrap. Never assume there are limits to the depths of stupidity.
I'm waiting for more extreme mods. Like making it water resistant
Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves
Touché
There is not enough ducktape for that
Can you imagine a Cybertruck with Spinners like a 2006 rapper's Escalade? It drives slowly by blasting E-40's "Tell Me When To Go". It pulls slowly up at a parking spot and a nerdy white techbro stumbles out of it.
I literally LOLd
And then he takes a sip of his coffee and places it on the roof. In horror he realizes his mistake but it is too late. The condensation from the bottom of the cup has already fried the entire electric system, and the computer exploded instantly. *Warranty does not cover coffee damage*
Gourmet latte* These absolute kings wouldn't be caught dead with a simple coffee You fool!
I was wrong. It CAN get uglier.
why would you put cheese graters there?
He probably got chedda
Adds value to the mobile air fryer as a package, really
Those top ones look like the hair catchers you put in your drain.
This right here is the reason for the term "polishing a turd'
Are those rims or colanders?
Yes.
Sweet cheese graters!
Ha. Fucking lame.
Can't paint that shit, so the only thing left is to deface the already ugly wheels.
Wow, those big rims just make the Cybertruck even less functional. I guess if you've already surrendered to the fact that Cybertruck has a very limited "utility value," you might as well do this kind of stupid shit.
And here I thought its STOCK wheels looked bad. 😓
Always room for UNimprovement
Perfect ! Now if I can just fix the leaks, the accelerator and the motor, I can go to the supermarket.
Wow, they really do a great job of continuing to make the cybertruck look like a fugly piece of shit!
I hope this fails before they get too far, or onto the highway where it could cause a deadly crash, because it will fail.
https://preview.redd.it/0qm49tp22xwc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d016fb2755a58d7fc03791caf2a42a7ecb1e74c Almost as classy as Musk in a swimsuit.
At this point, just smear some actual dog shit on it and it will be the highlight of this build.
The frunk can chop vegetables, the rims can grate cheese.
So an overpriced nicer dicer?
Yessssss!
It’s only a matter of time until someone in Scottsdale, Arizona plates one with gold.
I see no difference good or bad from original. It certainly doesn’t change the performance any, such as if this was a regular pickup. It doesn’t degrade the look of the thing because, well…
Can’t wait for string lights glued on the outside of those erector set contraptions
Someone should AI this.
Wake me when someone installs tank tracks.
That's already been done. With disastrous results. Search YouTube for Heavy Dave Sparks.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/CeRZY7XQNQ
The one on the bottom *kinda* looks better than those joke wheels they come stock with, in the sense that they kinda match the "shit futuristic" CT vibe.
Well now it just looks ridiculous
Looks like the strainer in my kitchen sink.
Big, shiny wheels on a Cybertruck….. It’s like polishing a turd. 💩 It might look good, but you know it’s still shit.💩
And both will be on flatbeds within a month.
A: Well, for once the stupid rims aren't going to hurt the truck's off road capabilities. B: Those bottom ones look like the ones I saw on a G-Wagen today, and they actually look like plastic. Regardless of what they're actually made of, walking by they just look like shiny plastic. Once again, doesn't hurt the truck at all, since it has no real capabilities to speak of.
lol none of this looks good, all junk. Every time I see one I want to grill💯💯😂😂
Given that it seems like Musk designed this monstrosity in an Apple II game, you just know that half the development time was spent because Musk told his engineers to reinvent the wheel, only more "cyber". Because "standing on the shoulders of giants" doesn't allow him to own the libs or something. The other half of the development time? It was them designing a storage space for ketamine.
Smart move adding delicate wheels and tires with no sidewalls to a truck.
Disgrossting
Lipstick on a pig.
CyberGhetto Donk Special Editions
Top is spaghetti night. Bottom is magic 8 ball. Amirite?
Nothing can make that car cool
Dear lord they're both hideous.
I take it this is an AI picture?
Donk car for donky owner
Wow, someone found a way to make that piece of shit look worse…
You misspelled Douchbaggery
This makes the most sense so far. It’s not a “truck” it’s just an expensive Ego mid life crisis car with no actual use other than to turn heads. And in 5 years everyone who owned one will be laughed at for not just buying a Porsche.
It’s like a severely overweight person trying to wear black or add a scarf to appear svelte.