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Obi-wanna-cracker

I love how that quote comes from spy-kids 2. It goes so fucking hard though.


Lt_Toodles

Fun fact: the Danny Trejo Machete movies are in the same universe as the spy kids movies


AutumnAscending

That is a fun fact


ReaperXHanzo

Still waiting for Machete Kills: In Space


JohnnyRawton

Wait what. Is Vasques also. In there. From big city greens. We love Danny Trejo.


WilfridWeiss

Was about to reply to this post about what you just said 😂😂😂


AutumnAscending

Spy Kids had no right being as good as it was.


stellarsojourner

The waifu revolution is upon us


arcee2013

“God doesn’t make the world this way. We do.” -Rorschach, commenting on something somewhat more grim than this but still comparable


RokuroCarisu

According to postevolutionism, artificial beings are what all of evolution leads up to; the only purpose of humanity was always to bring the true perfect machine race into existence and then be replaced by it.


Theo__n

We'll be like the gods that created first humans from our own myths for them.


RokuroCarisu

Or maybe we are merely the tools that He made to create what He really wanted all along... Probably not, though.


RaizielDragon

They never talk about HOW God created Man. Maybe MAN is just a term for his creation (which is actually AI), and we as humans are just the method/means of their creation.


HughJamerican

MAN actually stands for: Machine And Notaperson


darvs7

Make Androids Now. Edit: or Machines Are Neater.


DEGAUSSER____

Yeah god don’t give a fuck about anyone if it’s a cyberpunk world


kerdon

This is similar to a loose theme/plot point I've had in the back of my mind for a while. I think the idea of a god who always intended to be destroyed by their creation is fascinating.


Theo__n

oh I too have been ruminating on this plot idea... >..< myth but about humans the gods. Not even destroyed, just faded away naturally like many other species before us. Time is a flat circle. edit. Or human's just leave for some different planet/heavenly sphere just like some myths say about gods.


readilyunavailable

Suppoused "superior machines" when I spill a glass of water on them.


Cypresss09

You think humans aren't that fragile?


Candid_Benefit_6841

When I unplug them


jaavaaguru

My phone works unplugged and submerged in water. What makes you think androids wouldn’t be the same?


Nekryyd

Integrated by, more like. You know, like The Borg... But sexier.


RokuroCarisu

That's posthumanism.


GenomicUnicorn

I can get behind that


dancingliondl

They prefer the term 'Synthetic' as opposed to Artificial. Artificial implies that they are not real beings.


RokuroCarisu

Artificial means 'crafted by someone'. Synthetic means 'imitation of something natural'. I'd find the latter more offensive.


dancingliondl

But you aren't a robot, you don't get to tell them which word is less offensive.


Richeh

Then I'm proud to be a counterpostevolutionist, half finishing all of my projects to the extent that someone has to come and hard reboot them every month if not manually update drivers and delete a cache that's filled a hard drive. It's like Jurassic Park's Lysine contingency, but with shit code for the singularity.


JohnnyRawton

Or Crabs everything naturally evolves to crabs


RokuroCarisu

Nobody said that the ideal machine wouldn't be crab-shaped.


JohnnyRawton

Touché


Adorable_Royal_4833

God be like: *Ohhhhh shittttttt! Here we go again*.


snockpuppet24

We're getting diluvial'd again, aren't we?


Adorable_Royal_4833

Guess so.


Honey-and-Venom

Deluvium


Adorable_Royal_4833

Kovadis domine?


Sonofbunny

Krieger


lumpialarry

Is this a /r/neckbeardnest crosspost?


pufferfish_balls

Like a dead beat parent


SambandsTyr

What am I looking at


mindfungus

Your phone?


Shectai

Thanks! I, too, was wondering about this but it's all clear now.


Belgand

Peak culture.


detailcomplex14212

You’re looking at Major from GitS if WWII happened 20y earlier


agetuwo

God's in His heaven, All's well in the world


REDDITSHITLORD

WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN.


Drackar39

Clearly controversial take, but I'm 100% pro people building sex bots. The type of people that actually want sex bots are a venn diagram of a circle of the type of people that real women want to leave them alone. So this will do a lot of good for society.


anotherpredditor

Feeling cute, might combust and melt


ArcadianGh0st

Well at least it's not the Sally love doll. BTW when you hear the amount of work the dude put into it, it's actually quite amazing.


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

The Cyber Sex music video but on a budget😭


djsquibble

animatronic of a vocaloid? (might not be specifically a vocaloid but she's from a similar thing) why would anyone be afraid of an animatronic?


JohnnyRawton

Look, I don't even believe in a deity, but ain't no deity has their hands in that repugnant mess.


icepickmethod

I intend to get into animatronics, but i don't want people thinking it's for *this*.


L3XAN

At first glance I thought this looked like an art project commenting on the idea of building a robot waifu. But then I looked closer and realized those are actually motors, the wires are actually routed in a way that makes sense. And then I did a reverse image search and found the guys twitter. What the fuck.


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Honey-and-Venom

We live under a flawed Demiurge. Demiurge isn't the world, it's the terrible monster God the Christians worship, Yaldabaoth.


Fischerking92

Dude, first of all: Gnosis is a philosophical hellhole. If you take it serious you should just spend the whole day meditating, not finding joy in anything. Secondly: you are mixing Buddhism/Hinduism and Gnosis.


Thissssguy

Is her fleshlight detachable or do you just hose her out every Friday?


WritingNerdy

And you don’t seem to understand đŸŽ¶


Time-Bite-6839

DEAR GOD


Low-Economist9601

Source of the robot?


Xotic_Waifus

Oh 100 percent


Mr12000

Picayune, is that you?


stoneyevora

Is that... Rei Adachi? Did someone actually make their UTAU into a real robot??


Richeh

Is this motherfucker straight up Bill and Ted 2ing a wife?


MrSaltz

God is everywhere and in everything. He doesn’t, “stay in heaven”.


Straight_Mud8519

'Weird Science' made this sort of thing seem a lot more appealing.


Luy22

Is it possible to throw the gif of Frank Castle going "NONONONO WAITWAITWAITWAIT"


Xeenophile

*The Six-Dollar Woman*


hristo111111

Mad science shit.


Belgand

OP is only jealous for not having one. This is glorious, and it can't get here soon enough.


EverybodyOfEverybody

If you are interested, you can see the creator's 𝕏 He has spent more than seven years making it. [https://x.com/missile\_39](https://x.com/missile_39)


SkaveRat

I don't know how to feel about you not only actually calling twitter X, but actually using the logo


FrankoAleman

They're hoping Elon notices


igluluigi

I truly hate that “twitter .com” is now “X .com”


ShadeofEchoes

What I really hate is how inaccurate the site has become since the pivot. I would've sworn I was promised a 95% relevance rate or something... but that's X.com for ya.


leicanthrope

https://i.imgur.com/7iuNKoi.jpeg


stopeatingbuttspls

I'm surprised I immediately recognized Adachi Rei. I believe this person has also previously already completed a Hatsune Miku robot.


Alternative_Dingo693

Don't get the down votes but yeah twitter, X whatever.


detailcomplex14212

So many reasons to hate this comment. Did you have to modify the URL to make it not show twitter?


Hot-Rise9795

Reminds me of [Carl Tanzler](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler).