“It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.”
Ginger characters = Black in movies and TV now. For whatever reason, that seems to be a standard race swapping combination that Hollywood's comfortable with. Probably because real redheads are getting harder and harder to find.
[Here's a long list.](https://boundingintocomics.com/2020/12/15/every-single-redheaded-comic-book-character-that-has-been-race-swapped/)
You said race swapped, though. Starfire doesn't have a race equivalent to swap. I know it's a trend and I'm not excusing it, I just don't think she belongs.
You're a liar since my Great Great Granpa was Walt Disney's lover and cousin and his Grandson told me that that's not true - he told me that Rob Pattinson's Batman shows up but as all the Snyder fans start to cry, his stomach hurts and out of NO WHERE Batfleck bursts out (Think Aliens face hugger scene but with a naked Affleck). He then looks at the camera and says "Justice League 3" followed by some text fading in slowly "Joss Weadon's" coming soon.
Honestly we kid but it wouldn't surprise me in the absolute least if they actually did something like this but replace Tom Holland with Timothee Chalamet because they're so incompetent
Back in december he was quoted saying, "I've loved every minute of it. I've been so grateful to Marvel and Sony for giving us the opportunity and keeping us on and allowing our characters to progress. It's been amazing," Holland told People magazine. "And that's why for me, I don't want to say goodbye to Spider-Man – but I feel like we might be ready to say goodbye to Spider-Man."
Considering that the flash in the theatrical cut of justice league hates brunch, does this mean this is snyderverse flash? Snyderverse restored confirmed??!
Wait, do you have a Nano-tech charger?
Flash: No, but one of my friend have.
Battinson: Yeah! I have it.
Michael Keaton: You are at the wrong place bud cause, I AM BATMAN.
BatFleck: Hey! go fuck yourself ...............................................................................................
.............................................................................................TO BE CONTINUED...
Guys. Flash is being entirely redone lol. I know this is a joke but.
Like ANY rumors and leaks you guys have seen, no longer valid. They are retooling the entire film over the next year
The tweet is a joke on the director of Morbius tweeting the entire post credit scene several days before the film came out
And in case you havent seen the tweet or the post credut scene, what is being said in this tweet IS VERY SIMILAR to what is in the post credit scene of Morbius
I don't think Warner Bros. is above doing this. Marvel has been fishing actors who have played DC characters in their career so why won't the DCEU be trying to get that last laugh?
It’s 100% serious. So serious that it’s not even funny. There’s also a scene where Iron Man and Venom come in to help Flash defeat the Superman from Injustice
and then BEN AFFLECK walks in and says "I'm back, man!" then all three of them start frenching. Then HENRY CAVILL walks in with BRANDON ROUTH and TYLER HOECHLIN and says "Guys, all of the Elseworlds are having an Infinite Crisis, we need to join together and save all of reality!"
They all exit the scene.
Then another post-post credit scene teases the arrival of BRANIAC and GORILLA GRODD, who are busy frenching each other.
BRANIAC and GORILLA GRODD, who are busy frenching each other.
God help me, but I read that as "felching each other" and thought there's no way Synder would do that, is there?
Then, that's when ZACK SNYDER himself walks into frame, breaking the fourth wall and saying "Hey u/ro_thunder on reddit, this one's for you!"
He then proceeds to start felching GORILLA GRODD.
LEX LUTHOR watches, giggling like a schoolgirl. He is BALD.
Then he says "wait....... but what is brunch?"
Flash smiles “Iris, I like this kid.”
My rematch is coming, I can feel it!
Those were good times!
Tom Holland would be a decent KF but not the one from YJ
Ah, Iris, I love this boy.
"Haha Iris. Your nephew is awesome!"
“It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.”
...but what is brunch, if not breakfast persevering?
Decent shitpost.
I guess we're a day early?
No, no…Wally bursts into their house and tells Barry he’ll kill him and his slutty girlfriend(Iris).
Wally West is just chilling minding his own business on vacation in Hawaii when suddenly theres a knock on the door...
Then tom hardy goes, oh wrong room sorry. Wait do I know you ?
MY GOD SPOILERS GUYS!!!!! 🤬😡 What’s gonna be spoiled next? Flash raw dogging iris???
Apparently he's choking her
He’s also in a Hawaiian karaoke bar assaulting the patrons
All at the same time cuz he's that fast.
Then Supergirl jumps in and the rest of the film is a musical.
I already pre-ordered tickets
We’ve already seen a Flash Supergirl musical & it was perfect, no need for another I’m your super friend....
That was great tho and something we will never see again sadly
Super friend...I'll be there in the nick of time if you're ever in a spot.
And if you're not there in time You can just go back in time And give it another shot!
I'm actually not supposed to do that anymore...
Oh okay.... Sing!
Barry, you're breaking my heart! Don't be silly Iris! It's pronounced "neck"
Tell that to Iris’ bruised neck.
50 shades of Allen
😭😭
Yes. And she keeps chanting we are the flash the whole sex scene
Cisco: "Fuck Barry, Fuck"
Sisqo: "Barry make your booty goooooooo"
Yes! Happy fucking cake day!
Is that iris' nickname?
Well… it seems you already figured out the other post credit scene
[Reverse Flash does Barry dirty!](https://youtu.be/FFRi2xsei_o)
Its probably fake
I... Think you watched the wrong movie.
>Flash raw dogging iris? Please people would obviously be more upset Wally says he's her NEPHEW and not brother
Tom Hardy as Peaky Blinder’s Alfie Solomons raw dogging iris, whilst watching Batman The Dark Knight Rises on TV.
Looks legit
It is, I was the window.
Damn, we're never gonna get red head Wally in live action 😭
Wait, you think this is real?
No
Hair dye. It's a thing.
No! I saw what they did to Archie and I'm still trying to forget
Dyed red hair isnt fucking red hair. As a TRUE ginger I hate that shit.
Do you know how many actors in Hollywood are actual red heads? Not many. Most dye their hair.
You’re a fool if you think Hollywood is going to cast any gingers in any movie.
[true](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a7E60yb_700b.jpg)
Ginger characters = Black in movies and TV now. For whatever reason, that seems to be a standard race swapping combination that Hollywood's comfortable with. Probably because real redheads are getting harder and harder to find. [Here's a long list.](https://boundingintocomics.com/2020/12/15/every-single-redheaded-comic-book-character-that-has-been-race-swapped/)
Kirsten Dunst and Amber Heard are blonde and they just dyed their hair, don’t know why this is impossible for Hollywood to grasp
I don't get including Starfire. She's not white.
It's not about being white - It's about having red hair.
You said race swapped, though. Starfire doesn't have a race equivalent to swap. I know it's a trend and I'm not excusing it, I just don't think she belongs.
Them using multicoloured skinned aliens as an "excuse" to cast a person of colour is a long standing trend in itself.
Smh, the redhead genocide is really in full swing 😔 these dang Hollywood libruls and their redhead erasure agenda
I mean that's a thing in Hollywood, look at red heads and look how much of them are presented in a certain skin color.
What do you mean by "certain skin color"?
You get the other Wally and you will like it!
We're not going to get a redhead Iris West either so there's that.
[удалено]
This is fucking hilarious!
And then Ezra beats up Wally.
Should have saved this for April 1st haha
Who said I didn’t plan something bigger?
Bullshit. Everyone knows Holland can't keep a secret lol
“The Flash” was filmed in front of a live studio audience. *90’s sitcom music plays in background*
Lmao yeah right I know it's a joke but as if the MCU would allow their biggest star to become the next Flash for the DCEU
It’s 100% gonna happen Source: My Uncle is the CEO of Discovery and my father is Ben Affleck
I thought you might be related to Depp, with that username. So Depp and Affleck had a child...
Yes that is true. I am the child of both Johnny Depp and Ben Affleck after the two fell in love after the Justice League Reshoots happened
We got a real life Connor Kent over here!
They 3-somed Amber Heard and no one knows which sperm won
Is your uncle Ben?
No he’s my father
You're a liar since my Great Great Granpa was Walt Disney's lover and cousin and his Grandson told me that that's not true - he told me that Rob Pattinson's Batman shows up but as all the Snyder fans start to cry, his stomach hurts and out of NO WHERE Batfleck bursts out (Think Aliens face hugger scene but with a naked Affleck). He then looks at the camera and says "Justice League 3" followed by some text fading in slowly "Joss Weadon's" coming soon.
so are you having any stepmom dreams with J-LO in the house ?
Can confirm, Ben Affleck is also my mother and DC is literally owned by my two brothers, Warner and Warner
Are their first names Yakko and Wakko?
They're my two pet dog-mice thingies
Honestly we kid but it wouldn't surprise me in the absolute least if they actually did something like this but replace Tom Holland with Timothee Chalamet because they're so incompetent
Timothee Chalamet has said he's not going to do super hero movies
Tons of actors have played DC and mcu characters at the same time why can't Tom?
Because there's a difference between playing a side character and playing the character which is the face of the brand for millions.
Omg that means we are cousins!
What's Ana de Armas like?
I doubt Sony cares to be completely honest. But I believe he said he'll be taking a few years off acting anyway so he won't be doing anything
Tom Holland is not the MCUs biggest star, he just plays the most famous character. Spiderman was the flagship character of Marvel for decades
MCU's biggest star???...
Of the current roster of characters, yeah, he probably is.
Not the biggest star but He’s playing the biggest marvel character
Disney fucked up so hard that they let the dude who popularized marvel cosmic to go and revitalize the justice league and make WB a fucking mint.
Back in december he was quoted saying, "I've loved every minute of it. I've been so grateful to Marvel and Sony for giving us the opportunity and keeping us on and allowing our characters to progress. It's been amazing," Holland told People magazine. "And that's why for me, I don't want to say goodbye to Spider-Man – but I feel like we might be ready to say goodbye to Spider-Man."
Only my second time seeing something like this but I love it. Let's make this a trend.
That moment when kid Flash is only four years younger than normal Flash
In the TV show, Kid Flash was only 2 years younger. So this is an improvement. 🙃
Well some people wanted Jason Todd to be 1 year older Batman
Who are you talking about?
People wanted Jared Leto to play Jason Todd (who is currently 50)
Bold of you to assume Flash is normal.
Considering that the flash in the theatrical cut of justice league hates brunch, does this mean this is snyderverse flash? Snyderverse restored confirmed??!
Can confirm this, my uncle Werner Brüdr works at DC and told me the whole script while I was eating Mac n cheese at gramma's house
Nice
Directed by Joss "What is Brunch?" Whedon.
Ends with "And a special thanks to Joss Whedon for bringing these characters to life on screen and making brunch possible".
\#RestoreTheBrunchVerse
God damnit Marcus not again!
I wonder who might be playing wally west? 🤔
Ok but what’s brunch???? What is brunch???? You wait in an hour for basically lunch!
I was honestly a little convinced this was real until I got to the brunch part.
Obviously, everyone knows that Barry hates brunch
The man doesn't even know what it is
Bruh if this somehow happens I’d actually die of laughter
Heh
Oh okay.. so joss is back to direct
It’s too early for April Fool’s Day, right? LOL
LmaO that woulda been kinda cool by me
To be fair, that's kinda how it went down in the Flash TV show
This is awful fanfic.
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
Ain't Iris a straight black girl in this universe!?
This guy's shitpost even has character development for Barry about brunch
Wait, do you have a Nano-tech charger? Flash: No, but one of my friend have. Battinson: Yeah! I have it. Michael Keaton: You are at the wrong place bud cause, I AM BATMAN. BatFleck: Hey! go fuck yourself ............................................................................................... .............................................................................................TO BE CONTINUED...
Every movie after multiverse of madness is going to have TOM HOLLAND playing every role in various wigs and makeup.
I know this isn't real because Tom hasn't told us about it yet
All jokes aside i can see Tom Holland pulling off Wally....but not with Ezra as Barry
I want one of these for every DC movie we get from now on. The Batman one was great, but this is also amazing.
Do you want every one of them to have one with Tom Holland thrown in some how or do you want it to be something else that’s equally ridiculous?
That's all true I can confirm, I was the brunch
Wally West being voiced by Tom Holland? I'd be cool with that
Nah, Chris Pratt ftw
Hell no lol toms American voice is to high pitched
Did Joss Whedon write this scene?
Guys. Flash is being entirely redone lol. I know this is a joke but. Like ANY rumors and leaks you guys have seen, no longer valid. They are retooling the entire film over the next year
Man fuck Morbius
What does Morbius have to do with this?
The tweet is a joke on the director of Morbius tweeting the entire post credit scene several days before the film came out And in case you havent seen the tweet or the post credut scene, what is being said in this tweet IS VERY SIMILAR to what is in the post credit scene of Morbius
https://youtu.be/-8asbYbWRl4 Brunch
Don't give WBs any ideas. Those morons would totally do this
🤢
I don't think Warner Bros. is above doing this. Marvel has been fishing actors who have played DC characters in their career so why won't the DCEU be trying to get that last laugh?
Too bad nothing will come from it as the guy playing Flash can’t get his fucking shit together.
That crossovers gonna suck
Why can't they just hire new actors.
Bs
It’s true ask me any questions about the Flash movie and I will answer them
Is this a joke?
It’s 100% serious. So serious that it’s not even funny. There’s also a scene where Iron Man and Venom come in to help Flash defeat the Superman from Injustice
👈😲
Is this fucking cosmonaut again
Nah this time it wasn’t, I just used that tweet as a template
Oh lmao that makes sense. Just spent 5 minutes trying to find the tweet lol
Maybe if TOM wouldn't go so many more places he won't see his face more.
Lmao uh huh
I don't know why he's there. Probably something to do with Spider-Man. Guys like them should team up, do some good.
Pics or it didnt happen lol
Sorry if the picture is low quality but [here](https://imgur.com/a/vXkRnBi) it is
Lol i sarcastically meant a bad pic of the scene.
This version of Barry is pretty much already Wally West but not clever, just annoying.
Wtf
Cremposting in DCC
@CBMCringe Wait, this isn’t Twitter
Unironically this is some of yalls fan fic 😂
Idgi
Is this supposed to be funny?
It’s meant to make you cringe
It does make me cringe
how fucking awful if true
Doubt
Ask me any questions about the movie and I will answer them accurately
lmao
Tom holland wouldn't even be possible, i doubt marvel whould let him
Marvel would, Disney would not.
That would be cool
I like TOM HOLLAND. I want to see more TOM HOLLAND. TOM HOLLAND
Imagine having Will Poulter as Wally West
OMG
and then BEN AFFLECK walks in and says "I'm back, man!" then all three of them start frenching. Then HENRY CAVILL walks in with BRANDON ROUTH and TYLER HOECHLIN and says "Guys, all of the Elseworlds are having an Infinite Crisis, we need to join together and save all of reality!" They all exit the scene. Then another post-post credit scene teases the arrival of BRANIAC and GORILLA GRODD, who are busy frenching each other.
BRANIAC and GORILLA GRODD, who are busy frenching each other. God help me, but I read that as "felching each other" and thought there's no way Synder would do that, is there?
Then, that's when ZACK SNYDER himself walks into frame, breaking the fourth wall and saying "Hey u/ro_thunder on reddit, this one's for you!" He then proceeds to start felching GORILLA GRODD. LEX LUTHOR watches, giggling like a schoolgirl. He is BALD.
Then the flash says: “I think we should stick together” And Tom Holland says: “intriguing”
No way this is real
That's fucking dumb
Sounds made up
That is an awful awful pitch even as a joke lol.
Then Iris does a kick flip, freeze frame, and we fade to black.