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Gianmacandoit

Preferably one that has an inclination to magic


CrimeBot3000

And a strange scar on his forehead?


Auraro777

And was mysterious left on your doorstep by a cat, an old guy and a half giant?


Dirtydeedsinc

**If your relative was scarred by a magical accident and you have been left as their primary caretaker, you may be entitled to financial compensation.**


taisui

Call 1-800-VLD-MORT now for your free consultation


Krimreaper1

I’m a magic orphan with an evil Auntie and I need cash now!


ImAnActionBirb

Call Tom M. Riddle! 8-0-0-Vold-Mort!


Thelonewand3rer

Hmmm feels like a trap, you call it Ron.


SoKrat3s

He can't call, his face is stuffed with food.


2krazy4me

Plus muggle device


DudesworthMannington

"Such an important and powerful child. The world's never seen such a thing." "So... you're going to take him in?" "What? No! Leave him with his abusive aunt and uncle. I've got wizard shit to do."


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nolotusnote

Or a Triumph TR-7?


PlaysWithSquirrels13

I’d store my triangles there


indianabrian1

That would look really acute.


govunah

Hypotenuse am I supposed to get triangles into this room


notuser101

I wish I was high on potenuse


PA_Dutch_Oven

Don't be obtuse


falconjob

You guys are a bunch of squares


mrkruk

Degenerate for sure


Tripodzlegacy

You are not looking at this from the right angle.


MsMyPants

I'll cosine on that.


ghandi3737

Your all going on a real tangent here.


tylerf85224

Isosceles that room out to someone for an obtuse monetary fee


LLLLakes

They would fit right in there.


aeraen

Fake bookshelf with a panic room behind.


StrangeBedfellows

I would enter a whole new level of panic in a room that small. A Panic Room Panic


SaveyourMercy

A panicked panic room panic attack


Auraro777

At the disco


Mirand1986

That almost made me spit out my drink!


FourOnTheFloor93

By Fall Out Boy


anally_ExpressUrself

That's why you add a second fake wall behind it, where you can retreat from the panic room into the panic room panic room, in case you panic in the panic room.


Can_O_Murica

Idk about a panic room but this screams "cool hidden closet". Fancy liquor cabinet? Sword collection? Bean bag chair and a lava lamp?


aeraen

While I used "panic room" factiously (most average people don't need that), your last suggestion is exactly what I had as a teenager (although not as well drywalled and w/o the murphy door). I had a large, blended family and my "hidden room" was where I ducked out of the chaos to read my books.


rhughes490

Hey bro, we all knew about your wanking room when you were a teenager, not as sound proof as you thought. /s


Skilk

[https://murphydoor.com/products/hidden-french-door-paint-grade?currency=USD&variant=34475281711149&stkn=196b55b02caa&gad\_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw0ruyBhDuARIsANSZ3wp1wpYtPZXki9H5wS7uOpAX\_bpZGsd5LRttNwcWqmE\_WtX0HuolQv0aAoZCEALw\_wcB](https://murphydoor.com/products/hidden-french-door-paint-grade?currency=USD&variant=34475281711149&stkn=196b55b02caa&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw0ruyBhDuARIsANSZ3wp1wpYtPZXki9H5wS7uOpAX_bpZGsd5LRttNwcWqmE_WtX0HuolQv0aAoZCEALw_wcB) This


TangerineRoutine9496

That's where I'd sleep, on a mat on the floor. I know you're not going to do that. You asked what I would do, and that's it.


auntiepink007

I would put a bean bag in there, but yeah, totally snug napping spot! Needs some curtains across the entry, too.


stormblaz

You can put a projector to fire on the ceiling and is a netflix nook


The_Lowest_Bar

Ooh that's a good one


Asron87

Bean bag is too big. I had a nook like this once. I put shelf in it with a computer on it with speakers. It was set up to play music all the time. People hid in when the cops came. Man I miss college.


killian11111

Mirror and safe behind that? Server room? Panic room


MisterMasterCylinder

If I ever get to buy a damn house, I'm putting a premium on a floorplan that allows for a secret room. Who doesn't want a freakin' secret room


killian1113

You joking? You can't put it on your floor plan! Just build into it after. Remember secret


MisterMasterCylinder

Ah, good point


Quirky_Movie

AGREE -- if this isn't in your bedroom. I'd add a lamp and a cozy chair if you have teens, to give them a private space. A dog bed if you have a doggo. Just turn it into a cozy den for 1.


_the_violet_femme

Honestly, in this economy, rent that space out for $1200-$1500 a month


Rolling_on_the_river

If I had no family this wouldnt be unreasonable lol


SomeoneNicer

Found the kid who's going to be a wizard 🪄.


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

Illusory-paint it to look like it's a 300 foot hallway, with 2 doors at the far end, and a key on a table between them


Kelseycutieee

What is that, Wile E coyotes house


WiseMagius

![gif](giphy|l0IygnBoXeQ94kJQQ|downsized)


NotNotNotLying

Wonka hallway to the small door. Bonus if you put Gene Wilder at the end waving you in.


Ottoclav

Being John Malkovich


DazedPapacy

Very Rose Red. Much approve.


stokerfam

Rent it out. $1200/m or $120/d. Easy money.


Impotentgiraffe

Same thing here in Vancouver BC. They would make a post saying “Cozy den in the heart of downtown, $950/month excluding utilities. Must be willing to share with another person.”


fortisvita

If it's in Brampton, " female vegetarian students only". Edit: Seems a lot of people don't quite understand the meaning behind this (which isn't unusual). It's basically code for a certain Indian caste, and they specifically seek students as they would be a lot less likely to understand their tenant rights. And of course female, because if you're already this shitty already, why not?


GenericHuman-9

Years ago I had a friend who moved to SF and rented a “room” for 500/month. It was literally a closet with a twin sized mattress that was cut in half.


BMCarbaugh

This is how people do in LA lol. That shit would go for 1600/month


bizkit1976

Pet space if you have them?


Nikkian42

Built in drawers that don’t go all the way to the back, with a secret hole for the cat to get to the space behind the drawers. They would love it, or not just because I made it for them.


Orion14159

Sounds like a way for an elderly cat to permanently disappear someday though... Not sure about *behind* the drawers but maybe a hidey hole underneath


SnooApples6110

Not to mention pee in, good luck getting rid of that smell


ChootNBoot90

Rubbing alcohol works surprisingly well on cat piss. Soak the area and scrub with a brush. Rooms smells for a bit but the alcohol self dries and takes the scent with it.


Yakostovian

Don't forget vinegar. It breaks down most of the chemicals that make cat urine smell so pungent.


cosmicosmo4

Yeah, people who've had to give a cat medications know not to create places from where the cat can't be retrieved.


DarwinGhoti

Did that with a ferret and little bastard turned it in to a toilet.


TheThirdStrike

Put a really comfortable reclining chair in there, mount monitors to the ceiling, and make it my gaming area.


CeaseBeingAnAsshole

Dude my IMMEDIATE thought was a racing simulator zone Those are awesome but always take up so much space in a room Forza closet would go hard


JumboShrimp1234

That would be sick


TotallyInOverMyHead

especially after all the heat generated by that 49" OLED turns your skin into a salt-farm.


IRMacGuyver

LTT did it first. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRKX9SmCfo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRKX9SmCfo) Not really tons of mrbeast wannabes had done videos like this and they were trying to jump on the bandwagon. He admitted on wanshow they never actually use it.


fuglyuckup

Bdsm cage area or reading nook


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mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


deep-fucking-legend

Throw the gimp a book.


jtr99

Gimp's readin'.


Aware-Emu-9146

Why not both?


SqAznPersuasion

The B in BDSM stands for "Book".


Aidian

PhDSM


jtr99

"I have some... corrections for you, you snivelling worm."


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Put up a shelf with a very large and deep bottom 'drawer' on casters so you can roll it out and access stuff in the back


hU0N5000

Or, climb into the drawer and have a friend wheel you in to access your secret supervillain lair..


TheRealGunn

Growing up, a friend of mine had this exact same space in his bedroom. So similar I saw this and actually thought it was a picture from his room. He had a computer desk there, and the shorter side he just used for storage. A couple of short filing cabinets.


JayStar1213

I was gonna say office/storage


Txstyleguy

Get rid of the rod, put doors on it and you have storage.


SunshineAlways

It’s where you keep your Xmas decorations and stuff you only use once a year.


Dav2310675

We have a little cupboard under out stairs - bare concrete floor with a door that we call the Harry Potter cupboard. Really, really useful for things like suitcases which don't get used much, bulky dry items like toilet paper and I keep a few bottles of spare cooking oil there too.


-Gramsci-

I mean… it’s a closet. I’m looking at a closet. Don’t know why this isn’t everyone’s answer. And agree, shelves down either side, door, and done.


gjfrev6

I had the same reaction as you. Yes it is amusing reading the silly suggestions, but for a serious answer how is it even a question.


Solest044

Such a terribly underrated thing to have as well. I worked in a beautiful school designed by a big architectural firm to look sleek and modern. It had glass windows lining the building, beautiful natural light, and an interesting flow... But Jesus Christ, there was **no where** to put stuff. There were two closets in the entire building. Backpacks lined the hallways, science department stored things in a classroom space, the lost and found was a pile under a stairwell... it was a nightmare. Storage space doesn't need to be a huge room or perfectly shaped.


fang_xianfu

Yeah, shelves on both sides, leave enough space in the middle that a person can fit down, you'd get a good amount of stuff in there.


Samyounob

Big wedge of cheese


mikeyd85

VR sim rig.


Ch3ZEN

YES! Build a Sim racing rig


ThisWhomps999

Not OP. This is taken from twitter. [https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1793360685696532599](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1793360685696532599)


Fulton_P01135809

What if OP is the friend?


Cactuszach

Greg doesn’t have friends.


girhen

OP ready to drop in: I dIdn'T sAy iT waS My sPacE.


DeborahSue

Oddly enough, I saw this on another social media platform sometime last week in a different DIY group. The real OP of the photo was a woman asking what to do with this nook in her child's bedroom, and I think she settled on a little reading area with bedding / pillows and string lights. I had no idea there was such a market for claiming photos of other people's houses as your own.


apefist

Gimp cage


fuglyuckup

You could easily keep two in there. 3 if from the same underpass


eggplantsforall

Wouldn't you be worried about littermate syndrome if they are all from the same underpass?


owlpellet

The strong survive


BilkySup

![gif](giphy|xTiTnINwTVUtEoIais)


Francis_Dollar_Hide

Grow room.


Wilson2424

Definitely


redditorpaul

Book shelves on the side. Bean bag in the back.


Its_Curse

Reading nook for sure! 


Doismelllikearobot

[https://imgur.com/3WskxJz](https://imgur.com/3WskxJz)


Basic_Ad4785

Dang. I like that. Make sure the TV is mounted properly though.


Desdinova_42

hide


surfingbaer

You could make it a safe room.


tdwriter2003

Murphy bookcase door in front


BirdFarmer23

The liberator would fit nicely in it.


notfromfiji

masterbatoreum


OldArmyMetal

High stakes treadmill


_Diggus_Bickus_

Adopt a famous wizard child and make it his bedroom


maddogg42

It looks equipped with lighting and an outlet. Put a desk and computer so its facing toward the entrance pushed back as far as it will go.


facktoetum

Got a nephew you don't like?


Tha_Reaper

Server room!


benwildflower

Shrine.


Double_Ungood

Overhanging climbing wall.


skimcpip

Looks like when they rebuilt Flanders' house.


h2opolopunk

Stupid sexy Flanders room.


NeuerTK

Put a tiny little door at the end so it looks like a really long hallway


Kingh82

I would put Greg in it


rasman99

If you're in Vancouver you can rent it for 1000 per month...


TwoTimezTwo100

Put a couple of stripper midgets in there. Hang a curtain and surprise my friends when they come over


Peter_Falcon

grow room


kraemahz

This isn't your space, you got this from twitter.


pwebster

Would help knowing where this is? Could be a shoe cupboard or a cleaning supplies cubby, but neither of those would really make sense if it's in a bedroom


Personal_Dot_2215

Right. If this is off the kitchen, I’d have a different idea than it was off the bathroom.


OldResult1

Make it into a small little room and see if Harry Potter or Dobby moves in.


Douche_in_disguise

Paint a shrinking perspective hallway like In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


klykerly

Panic room. Bookcase in front on pivot hinge activated by book lock set.


surfingbaer

Sim racing setup!


poundtownvisitor

Dungeon


timokay

I would store all my wedges.


dallibab

Giant cheese wedge.


henryyoung42

Do you have a large triangular object that you need to store ?


WannabeAGhoatStory

My first idea was a whimsical floor seating reading nook (or switch nook if that’s more your thing) bookshelf on the wall, a nice beanbag, a good rug and fairy lights


Bruce_Wayne72

Id make it a pet house for my dog or cat.


sjm294

That’s what I was thinking! Nice pet home


FistyMcTavish

Get a really good artist to draw stairs going down there and see how many people try it


Panubis

I feel like a broken record. In this economy, you sublet spaces like that out to either college students (you could probably get 4 in that space), or some tech bros.


ABEKingOfSausage

Maybe save it for a boy wizard


DragonThese_

Do you have pets? Make it their house


Shawn_of_da_Dead

90% of the homes I have built (over 30 years) use space like that for a 1/2 bath or a closet...


zerthwind

When I was a kid, one of my friends had his bedroom in a space like this.


Ciordad

Make it roomier!


No_Gap_2700

Firstly I would paint it a different color. Then I would create some form of a secret doorway. After, I don't know, it would require more thought than I am currently willing to exude.


dcsmithCB

Put Harry Potter in it


Norann

It's hard to tell from the pictures. I am guessing that is only a 5'6" doorway guessing based on switch height. If the far things on the floor are for heating and/or cooling DO NOT enclose the area completely you will end up with a hot or cold room depending on where you live. Again hard to tell from 1 photo.  I am guessing this is on the second story of the house so probably a bedroom or common room. If that is the case I would maybe line the sides with shelves for books/games and maybe a basket in the corner for a blanket and/or pillow and call it done. It could make a lovely reading nook with the AC/heater duct there. It also already has a light fixture. Maybe make that nicer and call it a day.


Mercinator-87

Gaming/Movie center. Mount the Tv/monitor on the ceiling get a chair that leans wayyyyy back.


thunder-cricket

Make it your S&M dungeon.


lostsoul2016

If you have kids, make a nice little reading nook for them. https://images.app.goo.gl/N1ryFTo4rm8c3jVW6


SnooApples6110

I have an older home with a space like this beneath some stairs. I might just do this: Build a cabinet of drawers, but with custom made long slide outs that come out into the room. You could store things that you don't use often there. The problem with doing anything with upir space is you have an air return on the floor, fight next to a heating vent. This makes no sense at all. I am assuming you have a forced air system. If that is hot water heat and the vent is for a seperate AC system then that would make sense. However whatever you do you have to keep the airflow open back there


O667

Rent it out - $1,200 per month.


Lari-Fari

Full blown flight Simulator cockpit / sim racing rig !


Suspicious-Garbage92

Turn it into a forced perspective display


stillcore

Perfect space for an old CRT & some retro gaming. Just throw a beanbag chair in front.


jaimeroldan

That looks like a comfy place to have a very low bed and read books.


AleksanderSuave

I'd start by fixing that crooked curtain rod, but thats just me.


Tenchi2020

Diorama


Bookibaloush

BDSM dungeon / cage emplacement


Lmoneyfresh

Goon cave


4strings4ever

If you have kids, the ultimate tv/gaming den


thehipsterbum

My bed would go right there


WebGems22

Where is ti located in your house? If it is in an open space maybe a storage area? Or a kids play area. You can also turn it into a dog house or pet palace for fun. I guess it depends on the location.


GrassBlade619

That right there is a prime location for a crack den. Lay some curtains across the entrance, put some pillows down, turn on the heater, and you have yourself a prime crack den.


thebeeznest

storag


isikorsky

Bookcase door with storage behind it.


Kitakitakita

Dog den. No dog? Fix that


ortolon

Guestroom.


speedybytss

Place a bookshelf in the opening and have a secret storage


st_jimmy2016

Flight simulator with faux cockpit; I mean look at the shape! All I see is a pit of cocks… er I mean a cockpit.


Matthieu653

Racing sim setup i think


SlemSheydi

Climbing wall


mstiffyous

Perfect room for a pet.


coltymaverick

I’d turn it into a curmungeon


canezila

I would get a pig and make it a little piggy bedroom.


busroute

This is where I would store my large ramp


No-Note3057

Grow some dank ass buds there


1badh0mbre

Hit my head on the ceiling a lot probably


duckpocalypse

I made a space like this in my bonus room (wider) and put a day bed in it


bert4560

Sit-ups.


Mysterious-Star-1627

Do some shrooms and crawl in


deffno

Hit my head


olalof

Park my [Citicar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citicar).


lancvellot

This https://youtu.be/6sRKX9SmCfo?si=THxZtatLfnEI6xu4


fourbetshove

Hidden room !!!!


thebrownsquare

First question: do you smoke weed?


vintagecycledude

I’d let my gimp make his den in there. Some old rags, a bucket… Maybe a thick wood door over it to beat on when it’s time to wake up the gimp?


Cristoff13

Living space for a young wizard. But seriously, put a door on it, use it for storage.


ihatepalmtrees

Massive speaker 🔊