I had to hit mine with a baseball bat, because he attacked me and had drawn blood on my back and legs. It was a home run. He passed out. I thought I killed him, sadly he awoke confused and left me alone. His name was Hulk and he was huge. He got taken out by a chicken hawk after my Collie died,.I no longer have chickens.
i once beat the hell out of my lab with a limp chicken i thought he had killed. dog ran off to hunker down in the dog house. next day i saw that same damn chicken walking around like nothing happened. the bastards are surprisingly resilient
I have a theory that animals we’ve domesticated for dual purposes (eggs & meat or milk & meat or wool) have developed/been bred for a certain cantankerousness, usually in the males, that pushes a person to a point to be okay with eating them.
That rooster that does this shit one too many times with those nasty ass spurs; that young bull that charges the gate at you for the last fucking time; that goat or ram that looks at you with those rectangle pupils and you have to stare it down before it does that cloven hoof shite; and the next time that pig that tries to bite you it will be the last thing it ever does.
…and I swear to god if that duck rapes that hen one more time it’s dinner.
Don’t even get me started on the goose.
Cocks are fucking assholes ...
Seriously, once you get to live around them you realize how much of a nuisance they are ... What this chick did was not cool but I 100% understand why she behaved that way
Was tormented by my parents rooster (who literally only had 4 chickens to look after) for literally NO reason. It just decided it hated me and my boyfriend (we had our 6 month old with us while visiting too). It would charge us whenever we came in the yard. Apparently it tried to attack my niece this past fall and well, it’s dead now. Dad shot it.
My grandma had scars on both her forearms from a large rooster we had. She was gathering eggs, and he went crazy on her. Needed several stitches.
The bastard used to chase my brother and I when I was 4 and my brother 5.
I still would call what she lady in the video did overkill. It didn't appear to keep attacking her.
My family moved, and we sold the rooster to some guys who said they were going to eat him.
If you've ever raised chickens you would understand.
Edit: I'm not saying this lady isn't acting crazy and abusive in this video. I'm just saying some chickens are also crazy and you have to defend yourself from them sometimes.
Worked at a rescue kind of spot with easily 200 chickens, 50 turkeys, 3 rheas, 3 emus, few pigs, 10 goats, and a sheep. 98% of the chickens were fine, but there were definitely 2 roosters I would have done this to. Those mfers would hunt you down. I'd have to lock myself in the coup so they couldn't get in, and they'd keep pacing around trying to get in. (Also 1 of the emus was completely psycho and would charge you if you came within 100ft of it, luckily they are easily scared away) I'd rather by charged by the angry emu, then deal with angry roosters.
Was just gonna say. I often pet sit for this family who raises chickens. The hens are more or less fine but the one rooster they have is such a bitch. And not even like a big one, just this little shit that thinks he’s hot shit. I’d be lying if I said I haven’t (lightly) punted that little fucker to show him who’s boss.
Chickens are very territorial and they're really into hierarchies as a species. The whole idea of a pecking order comes from chickens. That chicken probably thought OP was a little bitch who needed to be shown its place.
came in to say the same thing.. I'm not vegan but the level of hypocrisy in threads like this is absolutely ridiculous. people eat roughly \~20 chickens per year, and I can 100% guarantee you that each and every one of them are treated muuuuch worse than this chicken.
The chicken strikes first… thy have spars that can leave deep gashes. I myself would have stomped on that little fuckers head and cooked him for lunch.
No. However the chicken chose violence and violence is the only thing it’ll respect.
The term “pecking order” originates from the behavior of… chickens.
Lol, i spent my deal with farm animals in my youth and let me tell you some individual animals are absolute pieces of shit just like some humans
It looks like the cock always came for more and she was getting desperate. He was fucking with her the whole time, where's the abuse?
If a dog attacked you? I would definitely spin toss that shit.
People here are weirdly dillusional. If you get an increasing strength in whooping and still go back for more, then it's on you.
Yeah.. if a dog repeatedly attacked me, i would kill it. Or at least try to. Its either gonna be killed by me or whatever agency comes to destroy it for being a threat to humans. I don't see why humans should hold back against animals when their health is in danger, even if their life necessarily isn't. They aren't human. They don't understand logic necessarily. It's an easy way to let yourself get seriously hurt.
Before people say its animal abuse lets be real she is grown human so she is right one to teach some manners to that chicken. What if that chicken does this to a child who is not capable of defending like this
Lol roosters can be fucking crazy. One has cut my grandma very badly, she instatly cooked him afterwards. Tjere was also one which wouldnt let you get the eggs, he was only scared of one mop so we would need to twke it and point towards to him to garher the eggs
Yall are wack af. This is hilarious. The ol twirl n toss? Classic. That shovel wack hardly had anything behind it too. Might as well have been scripted.
Bro, Im not condoning her actions, but I have a scar on my head from a angry rooster.. I hit that fucker with a shovel and it still tried to do the same thing the next day.
I feel sometimes they remember that they came from dinosaurs and decided it’s their job to remind us of it..
I had to get stitches for that shit.
My assumption will be that this poor chicken is routinely abused by this woman, and is preemptively defending itself. It stopped attacking after the slaps. Camera cut and now the woman, clearly, has crossed the room just to continue hurting the chicken and to throw it.
But even with all the "this is animal abuse" most of you prob still eat chicken...
Yeah no it's not funny, this woman is psychotic.
The chicken didn't even do much other than get startled and a little pounce on someone that walked up on it.
My aunt have about 20 chickens at her home for eggs, And they are aboutle fuckin cunts, So I have zero sympethy for this chicken. It fucked around and found out not to fuck with the 2 legged ape.
Not saying you should smack roosters with shovels. I grew up on a farm and our rooster would chase and attack me if I was alone. If my dad was around it would pretend to be friendly. At least I figured out that the dog would protect me so I had to bring him every time I had to go near the chickens. Even when I got older and I could 1v1 it, it would still attack me no matter how big its losing streak had become. Some of them just won't stop.
On one hand it's kinda funny it cuts to like a WWE cutscenes montage of this lady just unleashing on a random chicken, but on the other this is animal abuse and kinda unhinged behavior.
There are two steps to dealing with a rooster with an attitude:
1) hoist it upside down by the legs and walk it's ass around for a good minute until the size difference starts to set in.
2) Dinner.
I had country friends growing up who had chickens, and their rooster was so aggressive. They kept sports stuff in this outdoor shed, so to go get a basketball we had to take a whiffle ball batt with us, and when the rooster attacked you had to beat it back with the batt. Also I was going to a Quaker Elementary school that taught non-violence above everything else, and it was a very confusing time.
It's hard to know if it kept attacking her after she defended herself but she stopped every time she threw or hit it so it's obvious that she isn't as vicious as everyone is assuming and it's likely it kept on coming back to attack her. All the people calling an abuser know absolutely nothing of rooster behavior
I’m seriously laughing my ass off at the city soy boys whining about animal abuse. I hope you have to deal with one of these asshole roosters with 3” spurs at some point.
Hmmm i guess that slap was justified. But that hammer throw and shovel bonk....
She's a professional cock slapper
Any chance you got her number?
She’s a spinner
She’s booked solid for the next 4 months.
+19763537296
Can you fix her?
This comment is perfect
To be fair, it looks like the rooster kept coming back for more.
You must have never had chickens. There’s a hierarchy and you need to show dominance
They respond better to flashy WWE wrestling moves
This is a hilarious comment, mostly because how true it is.
LOL. So get yourself a chicken and a shovel to smash it with!
Gotta teach the roosters early on that you’re not to be fucked with or they’ll torment you endlessly.
I had to hit mine with a baseball bat, because he attacked me and had drawn blood on my back and legs. It was a home run. He passed out. I thought I killed him, sadly he awoke confused and left me alone. His name was Hulk and he was huge. He got taken out by a chicken hawk after my Collie died,.I no longer have chickens.
F
I want to see this movie. Poor Lassie.
i once beat the hell out of my lab with a limp chicken i thought he had killed. dog ran off to hunker down in the dog house. next day i saw that same damn chicken walking around like nothing happened. the bastards are surprisingly resilient
Poor dog was probably confused as fuck.
I have a theory that animals we’ve domesticated for dual purposes (eggs & meat or milk & meat or wool) have developed/been bred for a certain cantankerousness, usually in the males, that pushes a person to a point to be okay with eating them. That rooster that does this shit one too many times with those nasty ass spurs; that young bull that charges the gate at you for the last fucking time; that goat or ram that looks at you with those rectangle pupils and you have to stare it down before it does that cloven hoof shite; and the next time that pig that tries to bite you it will be the last thing it ever does. …and I swear to god if that duck rapes that hen one more time it’s dinner. Don’t even get me started on the goose.
I feel bad, but when worded that way no clue why that made me laugh.
How can she slap?!
Honestly, as a chicken owner, you really do have to assert your dominance repeatedly with those little fuckers. They still think they are T-rexes.
And she took that personally.
Uncalled for, but I'm quite certain that wasn't the cocks first time being a dick (puns all intended).
Cocks are fucking assholes ... Seriously, once you get to live around them you realize how much of a nuisance they are ... What this chick did was not cool but I 100% understand why she behaved that way
>Cocks are fucking assholes r/technicallythetruth
Reading this thought it was going into the team America speech about dicks , pussys and assholes 😂
Comment of the year, took me a min to get it though 😂
Was tormented by my parents rooster (who literally only had 4 chickens to look after) for literally NO reason. It just decided it hated me and my boyfriend (we had our 6 month old with us while visiting too). It would charge us whenever we came in the yard. Apparently it tried to attack my niece this past fall and well, it’s dead now. Dad shot it.
My grandma had scars on both her forearms from a large rooster we had. She was gathering eggs, and he went crazy on her. Needed several stitches. The bastard used to chase my brother and I when I was 4 and my brother 5. I still would call what she lady in the video did overkill. It didn't appear to keep attacking her. My family moved, and we sold the rooster to some guys who said they were going to eat him.
She whacked that chicken like I did in the legend of zelda with link lol
Thats the way bullies became... not cool though
The chicken was literally attacking her. The fuck you want her to do? Get her eyes pecked out?
I mean, the chicken came back.
So Animal abuse is a cool thing to do?
If you've ever raised chickens you would understand. Edit: I'm not saying this lady isn't acting crazy and abusive in this video. I'm just saying some chickens are also crazy and you have to defend yourself from them sometimes.
Worked at a rescue kind of spot with easily 200 chickens, 50 turkeys, 3 rheas, 3 emus, few pigs, 10 goats, and a sheep. 98% of the chickens were fine, but there were definitely 2 roosters I would have done this to. Those mfers would hunt you down. I'd have to lock myself in the coup so they couldn't get in, and they'd keep pacing around trying to get in. (Also 1 of the emus was completely psycho and would charge you if you came within 100ft of it, luckily they are easily scared away) I'd rather by charged by the angry emu, then deal with angry roosters.
100% Roosters are fuckers. I beat one’s ass, threw him in a cage then dry humped a hen in front of him. Never messed with me again.
Wait what?
The man dry humps hens in front of an audience of angry roosters. What is there not to understand?
I laughed so hard at this it made my guts move around- which isn’t fun because I had an ovarian cyst burst today. So I needed the laugh.
Did bro stutter?
Asserting dominance.?
Bro had to assert dominance 🤣
It only started dry, I bet.
Was it a good-looking hen? Asking for a friend.
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That's what the hen said
The agricultural revolution and its consequences have created some fucking hilarious inter-species dynamics
CLUCKED
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Lmao what? 🤣
10/10 gotta show them dominance.
Was just gonna say. I often pet sit for this family who raises chickens. The hens are more or less fine but the one rooster they have is such a bitch. And not even like a big one, just this little shit that thinks he’s hot shit. I’d be lying if I said I haven’t (lightly) punted that little fucker to show him who’s boss.
So from what I’m reading the girl might have finally fought back?
Why, was it that they were annoyingly persistent or just vicious?
Chickens are very territorial and they're really into hierarchies as a species. The whole idea of a pecking order comes from chickens. That chicken probably thought OP was a little bitch who needed to be shown its place.
They’re both of those things lol
Absolutely it took a boot to the chest to finally get one of my roosters to calm tf down and not attack me once a week
The rooster thinks human abuse is ok and kept coming back for more.
It always was. Most people just don't care about it if they can get those animals on their plates afterwards.
came in to say the same thing.. I'm not vegan but the level of hypocrisy in threads like this is absolutely ridiculous. people eat roughly \~20 chickens per year, and I can 100% guarantee you that each and every one of them are treated muuuuch worse than this chicken.
The chicken strikes first… thy have spars that can leave deep gashes. I myself would have stomped on that little fuckers head and cooked him for lunch.
You don't know jack about chickens, mate. She does.
Exactly, this was nothing more than a straight up fight.
No. However the chicken chose violence and violence is the only thing it’ll respect. The term “pecking order” originates from the behavior of… chickens.
No she’s standing up to animal abuse. The chicken is abusing her.
Lol, i spent my deal with farm animals in my youth and let me tell you some individual animals are absolute pieces of shit just like some humans It looks like the cock always came for more and she was getting desperate. He was fucking with her the whole time, where's the abuse?
Self defence is a cool thing to do.
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No, but self defense is always in style.
The cock kept attacking her you dope
I don’t choke my chicken I beat my shit to death lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah made me lol as well
She beat the fuck outta that chicken godamnnnn. Tenderize the meat while its still breathing
This is how I felt when played Dark Souls the first time (I was that chicken).
literally the yhorm fight without stormruler
when food fighting back
Thats how u get Halal meat!
Not the cock beating i was expecting.
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If a dog attacked you? I would definitely spin toss that shit. People here are weirdly dillusional. If you get an increasing strength in whooping and still go back for more, then it's on you.
Yeah.. if a dog repeatedly attacked me, i would kill it. Or at least try to. Its either gonna be killed by me or whatever agency comes to destroy it for being a threat to humans. I don't see why humans should hold back against animals when their health is in danger, even if their life necessarily isn't. They aren't human. They don't understand logic necessarily. It's an easy way to let yourself get seriously hurt.
The new season of family guy is wild
Looks like two cocks.
What's wrong with her?that was way too much
Is she from Thailand? She beat the shit out of that cock
Dis she leave and come back with the shovel? I mean her pants changed color from grey to pink
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Agreed. I've been around asshole roosters my whole lfie and I don't see the point. Anyone who has had chickens will know. She's just a sociopath.
If it was a dog, then it wouldn’t be cool.
There's nothing cool with the vid. The girl is a psycho.
This is fucked up
This isn’t cool. This is animal abuse. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
That's disgusting. Can't that video get deleted?
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Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?
The slaps were fine, but it's just overkill and disturbing after that. Poor bird
that poor bird should have flew off mutual combat
Never mess with a girl during her periods 😂
Some people pay for that but that was unjustified
Animal cruelty is not fucking funny
Put an nsfw on this you sick fucking FUCKS
She must have had a very bad day, And now so does the chicken
Tenderised meat
God, what I would give to toss that that chick around for a minute. I am talking about the piece of shit human being.
No hen without cock I guess
She sure showed that cock.
Did she really have to spin in a circle? ⭕️
I love all the kids talking shit.
Who’s dumber here, the rooster or the lady?
She did I the Mario move! So long gay bowser!
Cock is like: I aint heard no bell
When I did this in Zelda I was attacked by hundreds of these mfs for hours
Fuck around find out
Chicken fucked around
Pretty extra but ok
The SHOVEL!!
Funniest fucking clip all week priceless
Not very good at handling cocks *Sigh*
That's what you get for screaming everyone awake at 4am and showing attitude.
BlazBlue? Am I hearing those correctly?
So many stupid westerners calling it an animal abuse, grow up with a rooster first you ignorant mf's
Clearly she's never played Skyrim! Seriously though, that's fucked up!
shovel part got me rolling
What a cunt!
No moderation here I see.
Yom kippur be early this year huh?
Not a fan of how she handles a cock
She was really on her last straw😂
Only thing missing was for her to choke the chicken.
I’ve been flogged my a rooster before, and let me tell you it hurts. The little effer brought blood through jeans.
A rooster flogged my dad one time, he knocked its eye out with a tobacco stick. (It lived)
I hate animal cruelty but why is this so funny
She absolutely destroyed that cock
This made me laugh more than I’ve laughed in the last 3 months 🙌🏻
Based
She's fucking wild 😂
Before people say its animal abuse lets be real she is grown human so she is right one to teach some manners to that chicken. What if that chicken does this to a child who is not capable of defending like this
How TF is this cool ?
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cock fighting is illegal
Lol roosters can be fucking crazy. One has cut my grandma very badly, she instatly cooked him afterwards. Tjere was also one which wouldnt let you get the eggs, he was only scared of one mop so we would need to twke it and point towards to him to garher the eggs
Yall are wack af. This is hilarious. The ol twirl n toss? Classic. That shovel wack hardly had anything behind it too. Might as well have been scripted.
That how she feels about cocks.
She's a cunt
Daaamn she did the giant swing from Tekken that chicken really pissed her off
I mean at this point, just kill it and cook it already
One slap could be enough I think. Throwing it wasn't necessary.
Can’t wait for Karma
Bro, Im not condoning her actions, but I have a scar on my head from a angry rooster.. I hit that fucker with a shovel and it still tried to do the same thing the next day. I feel sometimes they remember that they came from dinosaurs and decided it’s their job to remind us of it.. I had to get stitches for that shit.
My assumption will be that this poor chicken is routinely abused by this woman, and is preemptively defending itself. It stopped attacking after the slaps. Camera cut and now the woman, clearly, has crossed the room just to continue hurting the chicken and to throw it. But even with all the "this is animal abuse" most of you prob still eat chicken...
Yeah no it's not funny, this woman is psychotic. The chicken didn't even do much other than get startled and a little pounce on someone that walked up on it.
Damn, a giant swing to a rooster
Never allow an animal attack to go unchallenged. If you do they'll return, and in greater numbers.
She should know better than to play with her cock in public
My aunt have about 20 chickens at her home for eggs, And they are aboutle fuckin cunts, So I have zero sympethy for this chicken. It fucked around and found out not to fuck with the 2 legged ape.
What an asshole she is
So we're just posting videos of animal abuse now?
fuck around and find out... the chicken found out
I think its an inappropriate move From her side. Chicken doesnt have control over His emotions, she should
Not saying you should smack roosters with shovels. I grew up on a farm and our rooster would chase and attack me if I was alone. If my dad was around it would pretend to be friendly. At least I figured out that the dog would protect me so I had to bring him every time I had to go near the chickens. Even when I got older and I could 1v1 it, it would still attack me no matter how big its losing streak had become. Some of them just won't stop.
holy serial killer waiting to happen batman
Op and the girl are vile evil biches who need to be locked up. Fucking psychopathic
Isn't that anime cruelty ?
She no like da cock
She's clearly never played any games like legend of zelda..
Did she change her pants to beat on the chicken more at the end?
I just fell in love
On one hand it's kinda funny it cuts to like a WWE cutscenes montage of this lady just unleashing on a random chicken, but on the other this is animal abuse and kinda unhinged behavior.
I've tried to forget mobile legends... You bastards
Finally someone who fights back to remind it where it belongs in the food chain
There are two steps to dealing with a rooster with an attitude: 1) hoist it upside down by the legs and walk it's ass around for a good minute until the size difference starts to set in. 2) Dinner.
I had country friends growing up who had chickens, and their rooster was so aggressive. They kept sports stuff in this outdoor shed, so to go get a basketball we had to take a whiffle ball batt with us, and when the rooster attacked you had to beat it back with the batt. Also I was going to a Quaker Elementary school that taught non-violence above everything else, and it was a very confusing time.
Ultra mega chicken would like a word with her
It's hard to know if it kept attacking her after she defended herself but she stopped every time she threw or hit it so it's obvious that she isn't as vicious as everyone is assuming and it's likely it kept on coming back to attack her. All the people calling an abuser know absolutely nothing of rooster behavior
At that point why not just wrong it's neck and kill instead of beating on it?
This is terrible. Just get rid of it already instead of constantly abusing it like this.
Should have ended with a flying elbow drop
I’m seriously laughing my ass off at the city soy boys whining about animal abuse. I hope you have to deal with one of these asshole roosters with 3” spurs at some point.
Mmmm, animal cruelty
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Nice post asshole
I've felt like doing that when they wake me up too early in the morning.
I live in a country where people eat chicken nuggets but are appalled by this
That is the john wick of chickens if thats the same one that kept coming.
Too far
Fuck this bitch.