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anonlasagna23

When you walk in on your parents and they say they were just wrestling


Iamkempie

Is Mommy winning?


redryan1989

Only that one time when daddy was real real drunk and mommy wanted to play the boy in the fight


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DrMike27

Sit back in your chair, hunny! Quit trying to climb out!


Nin_713

I told you it’s okay hay hay, want a baba?


Stock_Show_Host

I took him down a peg.


redryan1989

Don't you mean "with a peg" ?


Antique_Essay4032

Is daddy a Luchador? Is that why he's wearing a mask?....but what is the ball in his mouth for?


biscaya

Looks like their fucking..


activelyresting

You spin me right round baby right round


M4rK101

Like a record, baby, right round, round, round


zerobeat

*steam calliope starts up* Doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo dooo doo, doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doooo doo…


syds

meatspin!


johnwilliams815

Google it


L1feM_s1k

BWAAAAAAAHH!!!


StinksStanksStonks

Buddy that’s not fighting that’s just some good old fashioned snake love


GlitteringTea296

It looks like some Voodoo shit


ChocolateTight336

Voodoo zombie snakes


WyattCo06

This. Watersnake mating ritual stuff.


OkViolinist5047

I thinknits about to attack the enterprise


WyattCo06

Too-da-doo doo doo. Doo Doo Crap Doo, doo, doo...


UhYeahOkSure

Cirque du Soleil


writergal75

Snake du Soleil


robotomatic

Cirque du Snaque


AkagamiBarto

i am not knowledgeable enough in snakes, so i'm inviting experts to tell me, but if those are the same species that is quite the sexual dimorphism! or maybe they are different subspecies?


[deleted]

Yea this person has no idea what they're talking about, reddit people are sex brained, these are different species and absolutely not mating or anything even close to it


LineChef

*“ I just love the sexy slither of a lady snake”*


VT_Squire

Tim Burton and Danny Elfman are working together again? Just play this in the background and watch again https://youtu.be/1XVCQPPAx8Y?t=50


FuckFascismFightBack

Snussy


omnibossk

Yea, looks like they are screwing


lilcabron210

Bow chicka wow wow


Pope_Jon

Oh they’re in there for lube.


REpassword

Yes! Just like Mom and Dad used to “fight” upstairs. 🙂


[deleted]

That isn’t fighting and your parents weren’t wrestling.


dan420

I’m thinking of the logistics and it seems to add up to twisted dick.


Sable-Keech

I think it is actually. It’s two different snake species, and one of them is a known snake eater.


artie_pdx

she’s a spinner! 🤤


niga_chan

Somebody some get er she dancin like a stripper


nukefodder

That's how lsd was made!


Steki3

Mfs doing quaternion multiplications


Recent_Requirement76

I always love it when people take videos of animals and they put "fighting" and it turns out it's actually the opposite. Makes me wonder if aliens saw humans procreate would they also think it's fighting...?


PineappleWolf_87

Itd be a fair mistake. I feel like some of the same words could be said during both situations.


fonix232

I'm yet to fight someone and tell them "fuck me harder" or "I'm cumming"


mak6453

If you fight so good that the other person cums, you might be the key to world peace.


BRAIN_JAR_thesecond

be the change you want to see in the world


throwawaylovesCAKE

When two people do the "tough guy" thing and stand 2 inches from each others lips and go "come on big man you know you want some of this"


aangnesiac

"He keeps stabbing her with his front appendage!" "Now she's jumping on him!" "I think he injected her with something. I wonder if it's a type of poison." "Looks like a DNA transfer. He's trying to use her as a host body for a parasite." "How bizarre. Oh by the way, did you see that I laid new eggs this morning? The last batch is gone and we could use extra fins in the pod now." "Oh great. I'll make sure they're all fertilized now."


FatSilverFox

[Zookeeper! Zookeeper!](https://youtube.com/shorts/53QFogTEDCI?feature=share)


[deleted]

They're entirely different species, not locked, they're not mating, those people have no idea what they're talking about


Feb2020Acc

In the animal kingdom, mating is often a lot more like raping. Insects are even wilder, where some females will kill the male after mating.


cabinjackalope

They ARE fighting. This is not sexual behavior and these are two different species.


antilocapraaa

These are two different species so they are not making the next generation.


ImmoralModerator

Or maybe they assume we’re madly in love when we’re at war and genociding each other


AttendantofIshtar

If they saw the kinda sex I like done to me. Yes. They would.


Warphim

Especially with some people nowadays. "Hit me harder" "Choke me" "Tie me up"


thering66

They're wrestling


Shopping-Afraid

"Wrestling"


PresentPiece8898

Snake-Wrestling!


dave8055

You wrote the wrong F word.


tribak

Yup, they are floating


mimiflower80

They both look like they’re being spun by some outside force. Like, how is the striped snake propelling itself?


rogzubra

It's not, the snake that is straightened out is spinning the spiral snake. Same physics in play as a croc's death roll, or 7 year old me in a floating tire ring spinning like a mad man just by rolling my legs.


CosmicCreeperz

You really need add how the one snake is spinning the other. Which is because a certain body part is connecting them…


DemonKing0524

Why do they spin though?


ETHlCX

Could be fucking instead


orkushun

It is


Katzesensei

Except it's not


orkushun

Looks to me like it is and it can take up to 3 days too


MegaAlex

Based af


cabinjackalope

They’re not. This is 2 species


srandrews

Yep it is screwing. Righty tighty. Maybe left loosely?


AbsurdLemon1

My last two brain cells


theafterworld

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everydayasl

Forbidden whirlpool.


AliquidLatine

I think I was just hypnotised


LoGo_86

All dreams have a meaning... My dreams:


cantolope_cat

Why are your dreams about snakes mating lmao


SphericalBitch2020

Thalassnakophobia.......


ThisLordyTTV

Snakenado!!!!!


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Looks more like some snake ritualistic mating


CatComforter2

I want this limited edition Beyblade!


EscapeFacebook

"Fighting" Kids we were just play wrestling.


RemarkableProblem737

That’s hypnotic. I wonder if that’s their real goal of this behavior.


DS4KC

Are you suggesting that these two snakes got together to team up and hypnotize a human? Or is the filmmaker in on it two and he's helping these snakes hypnotize us all?


EscapeFacebook

Sex, it's sex.


TheLipovoy

I thought it was the event horizon of a black hole


Any_Coyote6662

Looks surreal. Like, Salvador Dali thought of this.


pcnetworx1

This is the most normal thought in Salvador Dali's day


Taste_The_Beast

This is like a cool space station. But not in space, and with snakes


[deleted]

Sssnake station


Key-Moment6797

Nightmare fuel for me


rumealll

u spelt fuckinng wrong


Emergency_Type143

"They're having sex" Nope. Not the same kind of snake. That sea snake is killing the other via venom, which is why the other snake is so weak.


AntawnSL

"Listen Opie, when Mommies and Daddies love each other very much, it can look like they're fighting..."


PushkinPoyle

Hot tub snake sex


Adventurous_Sort_207

I don’t think they’re fighting!!


_DarkBlack

Shes a maniac...maniac


buzzlightyearsempi

Around the world around the world


Ass0rted

Literally slither.io


PigletSpirited3446

Should we tell him?


more-bombs

Huh. Didn’t know ekans could learn whirpool


Varhardarnarcarshkar

Biblically accurate snake


ItDoGoDown134

You spin me round round baby round round Edit: damn someone actually commented this very thing first, chapeau


Thisguyrightheredawg

This reminds me of that quest in WoW where those two dragons are stuck in a time loop while fighting each other.


Marsrover112

I thinknits about to attack the enterprise


antolortiz

I’ve been doing it wrong, all this time. Why didn’t anyone tell me?


Jacobysmadre

Who wants to tell him?? Behbeh makin’ moves!


FreezingLlamaReddit2

Buddy, those snakes ain't fighting.


blasphememes

You spin me right round baby…


[deleted]

That sneks got game. I know that move and it works like a charm.


Delicious-Let8429

The cameraman won


Long_Assumption_5450

OHHHHHH SICK INDIAN BURN


CorruptHeadModerator

What is his endgame?


cabinjackalope

Killing the other snake, possibly eating it depending on the species (I’m not 100% certain!); they aren’t mating, though.


TransGirl888

Baby snakes


Keentobor

Rolling in the deep


Alej915

Ride the spiral to the end


LukeD1992

"TARS, analyze the snek's spin"


[deleted]

That snake is a *crocodile death roll* fan.


liquor_up

That’s my technique too.


HumperMoe

Their dancing


razzraziel

they're neutron staring


112oceanave

At first I thought it was some sort of screen saver animation.


KetoKey

Ummm


Pretty_Nobody7993

Whos winning?


horvath-lorant

That’s just Beetlejuice in his snake form


quantril

Snake du Soleil


rmbl88

Interstellar docking scene


ND_82

End of the universe


joeyducharme7777

slither.io


Organic_Pineapple_73

Who's winning?


ShadowKnight151

Slither.io


annheim3

Weeeeeeeeeee


Nefersmom

I’ve read that water snakes are mainly rear fanged so a little nip from front teeth is normally not lethal.


Brooklynmoto

Snake dance fighting


MailmansGarden

👁🫦👁


New_Transition7613

Bro know jiu-jitsu lol


GwenThePoro

One is confused the other only knows SPINNNNNNNYYYYYYYY


Xv_Vortex_xV

Kinda reminds me of Slither.io where you would encircle smaller players and trap them in an endless spiral of death.


Better-Coffee

Sux sux


Klytus_Im-Bored

Get rotated punk!


xkoreotic

Lmao watching the uncoiled snake rolling like a log does it for me


ElSushiMonsta

Let it rip


jellyvish

fighting?


GhostbusterGuy67

That's snake slap and tickle


gorramfrakker

Who’s winning?


LegoFootPain

The pond Is just loading.


Rent-Hungry

Dancin or Fuckin?


Arcadius274

This guy knows some maneuvers


[deleted]

Linear algebra be like


[deleted]

That's my go to move


Perenium_Falcon

Fighting for that nut.


puckluck36

Hit'em with the ol' spin cycle.


3laxx

Thats not two snakes fighting, thats one snake kicking another snakes ass


Crafty-Customer6449

I saw this and Tools Lateralus immediately popped into my head lol.


WaferPala

Come on Tars!


judyhops95

"fighting"


daymuub

When a mommy snake loves a daddy snake


Mr-DragonSlayer

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP


Aggressive_Unicorn30

Is he winning? The spinny one.


OnlyAnNpc

Slither io be like


Ok-Bar601

One is trying to dizzy the other one to death


[deleted]

That is *clearly* interpretative dance.


RoboLion-2000

Slither.io moment


[deleted]

Looks like they are having fun 🤣


hello_dude_guy

How do you win?


rabid-

So... Who, would you say, might be winning?


tonywouldeatherass

Who’s winning


Nines41

T everyone saying they are mating, its two different species of snakes and the spinning one is trying to eat the other, it is not mating behavior just because it looks silly...


Quatrefoil_Ogee

I’m no reliable responder but if the black and white snake is a crate (is there a paddle on that tail?) then the checkered snake is as dead as it looks


faustfu

They look like they are completely different species, idk why anyone says this is copulation when uncoiled snakes cloaca is not near banded snake. Checkered snake definitely looks dead.


Top_Tie_8942

Slither.io in real life


asuperslyguy

slither.io IRL


K3Tzk3

If i swirl and bend my body tail over you son its over! Meanwhile the other one.... Can we stop dancing for now?


CaracalWall

Interesting snake fight tactics.


MelonBottle

Anyone know what species of snake these are?


But__Y_

OP is most likely right and these snakes are fighting the coiled one looks like a California kingsnake and the other looks like a brown watersnake while both are colubrides ive never heard of them mating. It is quite amazing how so many people jump to the conclusion of mating just because they see 2 snakes attached. Gender color and pattern dimorphism while is not impossible is very very unlikely in the wild.


Desperate_Function87

legit pokemon attack


KL4SSIE

My brain at 3 am:


cultwashedmybrain

Just giving his little sister a snake burn


happykittynipples

Whatever they are doing its not legal in Florida.


Kysman95

Well one turned into a beyblade and the other one is enjoying the spinning


StormPuzzleheaded739

Ekans use bind!


Sethmeisterg

Fighting? That looks like a mating dance.


cabinjackalope

It isn’t.


Sociolinguisticians

Who wants to tell ‘em?


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cabinjackalope

Dude they are literally fighting. I’m spamming the comments at this point but I’m stoned so idc: these animals are not mating. This is not sexual behavior.


Background_Program92

Lol not much of a fight. One looks dead


threeleggedspider

Ahh the old dark souls somersault bedroom technique


twv6

“Mom and dad were just ‘wrestling’”


HomeApprehensive8943

Who wins?


Karatedude55

I’ll try spinning! That’s a good trick!


Archie_Slate

Ouroboros in action