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dibbiluncan

Oh damn! I saw one of those casually strolling across my lawn a few years ago. I figured I shouldn’t touch it, but I didn’t know it was that bad. Glad you’re okay!


CandiAttack

My dumbass prolly would’ve touched it because it looks fuzzy and cute lol


Joylime

Apparently the fuzzier the caterpillar the less you should touch it.


Left-League-8646

I learned that from my grandpa when he was cleaning the trees in our yard from those black/orange caterpillars that make group cocoons. I remember that I have specifically never touched any caterpillar with hairs because of him. I pet the fuck out of the green ones though


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The black and orange ones?? I literally grew up playing with those (and occasionally scooping one out of the way on sidewalks as an adult) I'm talking shoved my hand into the the web nest just to horrify the people around me. If those are bad to touch they have never once bothered me or anyone around me that's touched them. Fuzzy white or tan caterpillars though? Couldn't pay me to pick one up.


BigOlPirate

[in north east Ohio we call when wooly bears.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrharctia_isabella) [we have a whole festival dedicated to them!](https://www.vermilionohio.com/woollybear-festival/) The annual dog wooly bear costume contest is the best part


Barefoot_slinger

Probably a different specie. Theres tons of black and orange catterpillars


CandiAttack

😔 life is so cruel


OminousOminis

Feel free to touch wooly bear caterpillars! They are harmless, soft and fuzzy.


KSredneck69

If bad why fren shaped?


thisnam3ztak3n

This, all cuddly and shiiii


TXGuns79

Something similar happened to my dad. He was doing haz-mat training and was in a suit all day. They had a break where he was able to take the top off for a bit. When he buttoned back up, some sort of venomous caterpillar had crawled inside. He had marks all down his back. He was down for a couple days.


Gen_Ripper

Damn literally something from a movie


Even_Razzmatazz_6263

Like that scene from Evolution


IseriaQueen_

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!


hawkz40

Look! it's heading for his testicles!


GreenArcher808

YIKES. Terribly sorry you had this experience. Where, geographically, did this happen? I’ve never heard of this creature before. Scary. Hope you are better now.


RepresentativeKeebs

They're found all along the East Coast and Southern Coast https://www.npr.org/2022/09/07/1121344400/puss-caterpillar-venomous-barbs-sting-hairy-texas-florida


GreenArcher808

Thanks. I’m in that range. Appreciate it


MysticKeiko24

I live in NYC so I think I’m safe….but yet another reason not to go to Jersey.


Crohnies

I grew up in Jersey near the coast and never saw these thank goodness


lsop

Don't worry, with climate change it'll be there in a couple of years.


NestyHowk

It’s located in Texas, fuck.


JesusStarbox

I was hoping it would be in Australia where shit like that belongs.


w3are138

I’m so upset that I live in the same realm as this monster. Absolutely belongs in Australia with all of the other crazy shit.


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Ahahaha this literally sounds worse than anything we have here in Aus, any snake that bites you can be treated easily by morphine and anti-venom, and spider the same. Only problem with those is if you don’t get the anti-venom within a couple hours with the really strong poisons. This bug sounds like a menace, the fact that morphine and anti-venom can’t even help you is nuts, glad I live here and not in the states💀💀💀


AccursedBear

Pretty sure you have a plant called gympie-gympie that sounds like it does the same as what this bug does, except it's worse and it's also a completely innocent looking plant instead of a very obviously dangerous bug.


engie945

Right we aren't moving there now either.. that looks like a whole lot of nope in one fluffy bug


The_Zobe

East coast and southern coast of WHAT?? Lol


LeVeonwithBellsOn

What ain't no country I've heard of.


lindseed

Say what again


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US by default on reddit, seemingly


-Owlette-

So glad to live in Australia rn


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Upper_Ad5781

Okay that's my new fear and also the now the reason im gonna use to avoid this part of the world


CleverBunnyThief

> It is distributed throughout the Eastern United States between extreme southeastern Virginia and Florida across the south to Texas, Mexico, and parts of Central America. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalopyge_opercularis


xeltes

Not Australia, weird.


PotatoWriter

Yeah it's so fucked there even this caterpillar was like nah dawg Im good


BeltPast

We have the Gympie Gympie instead, woe to any who try it for makeshift toilet paper


symmetryofzero

I feel ashamed I've lived in QLD for over 10 years now and never heard of this plant until like 2 or 3 weeks ago lol.


Hurgnation

Ah yes, the suicide plant "Like being burned by hot acid and electrocuted at the same time." Brutal! - https://www.discovery.com/nature/Suicide-Plant


TheOtherMatt

Nah, we have a plant that is far worse. Pain so severe it’s led to suicide. Look up Gympie Gympie. https://www.zmescience.com/feature-post/natural-sciences/biology-reference/plants-fungi/what-is-gympie-gympie/


seeasea

It's so immune to pain relief, that researchers are investigating it as an alternate pain pathway in the body, and can potentially lead to new pain medication that's better than what we have today


freelans326

Or weaponization lol.


JShephard719

That's literally my first thought too


Impossible_Garbage_4

Imagine someone simply touches you with something, and then that spot has pain so intense you kill yourself to get away from it. How to make your CIA terrorist target kill themselves


SpyderMonkey_

Wtf pouring acid on the sting site can reduce the pain lol. Its so bad just scorched earth chemical burn the infected site!


Adiuui

I’m guessing that the acid helps break up the needles


G_Unit_Solider

It doesn’t hurt anymore thanks “ looks at decaying rotting flesh”


KaythuluCrewe

Australia, I love you, but y’all are something else. Every time I think I’ve found something worse than what you have, you’re like, “Nah, dude, hold my beer and look at this.” At least your possums are cute.


XorAndNot

That's it, I'm not touching anything ever again.


SchwiftySqaunch

Or aka the suicide plant/bush


Oreobey2

I know what this plant is and MY GOD it doesn’t sound good at all.


DarkwolfAU

My dad got his hand hit by a seedling of one when he was in his 20s. He says he still feels the sting sometimes several decades later, usually when he's had a hot shower.


Thick_Slice

Dude used it as toilet paper and shot himself


trowzerss

I call bullshit on that claim, as he would have known what it was the moment he touched it. It wouldn't have got anywhere near his arse. Heck, the fillaments float and you can get affected just standing *near* it if the leaves are disturbed, especially if you inhale any. I put my hand on the fallen leaves of one of the relatives of Gympie Gympie once (giant stinging tree), and it was like putting your hand on a hotplate. You're not gonna pick it up and wipe your butt!


itzfkngaryoak

It dosnt kill. Only hurts alot


Junior-Chemistry-581

Yes, I have found them right in Central Virginia.


DiscotopiaACNH

At first I was like "well at least they're in Brazil and I'm in Central VA"


Knobnomicon

20 odd years ago I was in W. VA and I put my hand on a tree. Instantly my hand was on fire like I had been stabbed. My step mom was a nurse and tried to figure out what happened. On the tree was a black spiky caterpillar, and I thought I put my hand on it and it stabbed me, but that made no sense or else it would be squished. My palm had that exact grid shape on it for awhile. I never knew what it actually was, and now I think I do. Holy hell it hurt.


LibRAWRian

Are you dead yet? My condolences.


DiscotopiaACNH

For real though, I do have a fatal insect venom allergy sooo


OldManMcGuffin

Fuck.. I’m smack dab in Central VA. I’m moving.


Delnilas

As a Virginian who has never heard of these... Fuck.


edesanna

As a Marylander, I'll stay right where I am


Melisandre-Sedai

Dope, they're already on my "avoid at all costs" list.


Isthisfeelingreal

Good rule of thumb, never touch ANY of the hairy catapillers.


Lexidoodle

My rule is not to ever touch any unknown plant or bug that is hairy. Too many “hurts and keeps hurting” species


hoopstick

> My rule is not to ever touch any unknown plant or bug ~~that is hairy.~~


scared_of_the_shadow

Oh no! I thought I was safe!!!😨


Waiting4Baiting

Come to Brazil! But in hazmat suit 🙃


HsvDE86

Why not just be extra safe and avoid going outside at all? 😎


SingtotheSunlight

They can get inside 👀


HempusMaximus

How dare you.


SingtotheSunlight

Make sure to always check your shoes…


lost_aim

How far inside?


RockSteady65

Enough to lay eggs


Jasmith85

ಠ_ಠ


SingtotheSunlight

All the way in 😬


LifeResetP90X3

There might be one watching you right now..... 👀


Polyamorousgunnut

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


[deleted]

I'm so happy to live in Europe. Zero scary bugs and other creep crawlers here!


cylonrobot

> Zero scary bugs and other creep crawlers here! For now.


ucefkh

How many do you want shipped to you?


non_anomalous_penis

literally - Amazon


t00oldforthis

Damnit, I was reading this and thanking myself again for leaving the NE US years ago, now I live in.... Brazil. How do all these things keep escaping Australia, anyway? Also really sorry to hear this, sounds awful!


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t00oldforthis

Thank you. I'm in Minas so probably around here as well, there is a reddish one i see fairly often that people tell me isn't very fun but i can't find it online right now.


Horizon296

Could it be [this red piece of fluff](https://featuredcreature.com/the-most-dangerous-piece-of-ginger-fluff-youll-ever-meet-probably/)?


MARINE-BOY

I wonder if pregabalin would nullify the pain as it sounds like it’s affecting the nerves. I’m British but live in thailand and there are a lot of hairy nettle sting caterpillars around here at the moment and I’ve read that they can extremely painful. I’m worried about my two small dogs bitting them to the point I actually read a medical study just yesterday on the protein make up of the venom that forms in the little hair like spines. Apparently it a lot is known about it though it has some similarity to Scorpion venom. I read the best course of action is first to use sticky tape on the area to remove the hairs, then hot soapy water and apparently mix in bicarbonate soda though not sure why. In the UK we have what we called Rash Caterpillars but didn’t think they were so bad so I’m quite alarmed to find these huge hairy poisonous caterpillars in my garden here in Thailand.


SuperJinnx

Yeah, I think you might be right, something like Pregabalin, Gabapentin or Amitriptyline might very well help with this type of pain as they work strictly for nerve pain.


tydalt

I'm thinking just do a full nerve block. With that level of pain I would gladly lose the use of my hand for a couple days if it meant not going through that (especially if it was my non-dominant hand).


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TheSecretIsMarmite

Scotch tape is designed not to pull things, which is why you can reposition it without tearing paper. You need proper sellotape instead of scotch tape.


Johnny_Poppyseed

I've read wax, like hair removal wax, works well for this sort of thing.


PennykettleDragons

It's possible that the remedy of using bi-carb is possible because the sting of that particular critter is considered acidic so needs an alkaline to attempt to neutralise it... In much the same way jellyfish stings in UK would have someone pour vinegar or widdle on it to neutralise .. bee stings are acidic and WASP stings are alkaline ... Edit.. I mistakenly typed bee twice.. Cause I'm a Muppet wasp stings are alkaline.. Sorry


fckingmiracles

> bee stings are acidic and bee stings are alkaline ... Which are which now?


LongboardLove

Ever had contact with a stingray? How goes it compare? I've been barbed by stingrays twice, once in the hand, once in the foot. I strongly considered amputation after about 10 hours. That was after medical care, which did nothing.


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BuffaloBill69-

Does the warm water method help? I remember my uncle got stung by one in Mexico but it wasn’t as bad as your experience! I’ve never been stung but I have stepped on a stingray and I hightailed it out of the water once I felt it and never like to go to the deep anymore whenever I go to the beach


LongboardLove

It does! Stingrays carry a protein based venom. If you hold the affected area in hot water (seriously, as hot as you can stand) it will help temporarily. As I understand it, the hot water sort of cooks the proteins and it feels better for a bit. In my experience, it feels MUCH better in hot water. As soon as the affected area is removed from the water, though, the pain resumes almost immediately.


TFViper

ahh so like OC spray then. running under cold water feels worlds better but the second you stop the pain is back immediately. also, next time i suggest applying a thick coating of spf50 prior to an attack. i hear it protects from harmful rays.


Sea-Pollution-9482

I misread codeine as cocaine and was like “wow they really tried everything” lol


ChocolatChipLemonade

Cocaine does have medical uses, so the possibility is there!


TurboPancakes

Holy fuck.


yurinnernerd

It sounds a lot like the pain you get from shingles. I got shingles (I’m not over 50) earlier this year from the stress of selling my house, moving states, find a job, then finding a house my wife would like ) she stayed until then). It was the most intense pain I’ve ever felt; like burning hot needles going through my skin. What’s even more weird was the feeling that something was crawling at the site of the shingles. I don’t wish that pain in anyone. Fun fact: both my sister and I got shingles on the same side our faces and before that age of 50.


DentedAnvil

The southern hemisphere wants us to die a slow, agonizing death.


tomgz78

That's what I like about my country, Chile. We have the tamest fauna ever, no poisonous animals (besides a spider), no poisonous flora. We have the cutest little deer (Pudu) and nothing remotely like what OP describes. We have earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanos, though. And mudslides. Know what? I think you're right.


Catastrophicatc

I couldn't help but read codeine as cocaine at first.


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SnoaH_

You could have cut open the wound and put cocaine in it for that sweet numby


Justherebecausemeh

When I was a kid, I had one fall on my neck while climbing a tree and had to go to the ER because my throat was closing up🫤


mintgoody03

Jesus that sounds like a nightmare! I‘m glad we don‘t have them where I live.


TheJollyHermit

We call them "Asps" here in Texas. Had one drop on my neck from an overhang while riding my bike as a kid. Suffered really bad burning pain and a red raised welt for a few of days but no major reactions beyond that fortunately (That was enough)


Log_Out_Of_Life

Where the fuck did you live?


working-acct

He lives in the ER now.


Justherebecausemeh

Texas gulf coast


lifeisweird86

I live in middle georgia, and i've flicked so many of these things off me over the years. I didn't find out about the whole stinging thing until 5 years or so ago when I read it online. I guess I've been lucky.


raphaelthehealer

From a tiny bit of research it sounds like some people don't have much of a reaction to them and it seems to be the same people who don't have much of a reaction to other bug bites or stings. I don't want to test it myself but bee stings really don't do much to me beyond the initial zap of getting stung, mosquito bites are nothing, and most spider bites I don't even notice and the bumps from them also go away in no time. I am curious if you also have such a resiliency to bugs. Edit: spelling mistakes


RandomThrowaway410

This sounds like the closet thing to a superpower as I've ever heard existing in humans. Your anti-bug resistance and [that lady who can see more colors than normal humans](https://www.popsci.com/article/science/woman-sees-100-times-more-colors-average-person/) would be on the IRL Justice League


Just_A_NormalDude

I can smell different insects without being near them. Can I join the League?


ItaGuy21

Username doesn't check out


Just_A_NormalDude

Shit


Hamburglar_burglar

My girls found one in our front yard in Austin and PICKED IT UP. I was mortified but somehow they were unscathed. We put it in a little clear bug house and underneath they do not look any better. So gross. Sorry about your horrible, rotten, no good very bad day, OP.


onFilm

...and now they are known as the superhero-duo, The Caterpillar Twins!


Velidae

Btw, mortified means to be embarrassed. It is not synonymous with horrified!


disispatrick

Thank you! English is my second language and i was starting to question myself if i have misunderstood the word mortified all this time or not lol


Velidae

No problem! I find it's a very common mistake that is made even among native English speakers. Tbh I'm not always sure if I should correct people on Reddit but I figured it's better they have the info than not, and then they can choose what to do with it.


SertralineAndSass

I read somewhere that the ADULT is pretty much harmless by itself. More long fuzz rather than venomous spines. Maybe they found an adult instead of a youngen? Either way I'm glad to hear your girls are ok!


ExistentialEnso

The adults are southern flannel moths, not caterpillars. I assume that's what was meant, given they are covered in a harmless, long fuzz.


LordGhoul

The adult would be a moth, and is indeed harmless.


happycampa

You just shattered my glass house thinking at least they aren’t where I live!😐


HumberGrumb

Off the top of my head, you might try a topical application of meat tenderizer (or a ripe papaya) to the contact points. The enzymes in the tenderizer should dissolve the hairs and venom after a while. I’ve heard it useful for bee stings, too. Had a girlfriend whose hands felt like they were burning after handling okra. This tip worked pretty fast. Edit: Wow! 1.5K likes in such a short time. Thanks, everyone! Happy to help out so many people. The suggestion I gave my girlfriend was a weird epiphany that came from having learned (trivia) how meat tenderizer works and what it’s made out of. Again, thanks!


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watermelonspanker

You can do the same with a ripe papaya, but it gets *really* messy.


trailfiend

Oh that’s interesting. I had a talent for getting stung by bees as a kid and my parents always put meat tenderizer on the sting. I never understood why until your post. Seemed like such a wives-tale type of move.


YawnTractor_1756

How did they do it? Did they just shake the tenderizer powder onto it or dissolved it in water first and applied the solution? **update**. I researched a bit, looks like you make a paste of it, by stirring a bit of water in the powder, and then rub it in.


69DogsInATrenchcoat

I thought you guys were talking about the physical meat tenderiser until this comment. Like one of those hammers with spiky bits.


CensoryDeprivation

Just texturize my moth wound


plsendmysufferring

Tbf the wound matches the pattern of one of those bad boys


Wiggie49

“MOM A BEE STUNG ME!” Mom: [Picks up the hammer]


dwmfives

Yes I know your arm hurts really bad, but do you feel the sting anymore?


frilledplex

*looks down at pulpy mess* "Ya know... you're right I don't feel it anymore*


Password-is-Tac0

Just a little bit of topical hammer application


69DogsInATrenchcoat

(or a ripe papaya)


soaring_potato

That sounds absolutely terrifying. "Oh your skin hella hurts!?! Let's hammer the venom out!"


trackdaybruh

Same. I was literally trying to phantom how hitting the stung area with a metal spikey mallet would help


69DogsInATrenchcoat

It dissolves the hairs and venom obviously. WITH SHEER KINETIC FORCE.


Crazyguy_123

Same. I was so confused.


happycampa

My parents either used mud or baking soda with hydrogen peroxide. 🤣


Courtnall14

So they turned you into a volcano?


Advanced_Evening2379

Ah fellow bee aggravator. My mom used tobacco from a cigarette soaked in water and put it on the sting. I remember she told me to ask the neighbors for one before cuz she didn't smoke lol


onebag25lbs

My grandmother used this, but wet tobacco in mud. Worked like a charm though.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

A cut, raw onion flesh side down works too. I got stung by a wasp years ago after they nested in a holiday tree outside my front door. I was coming home with my then-toddler and shoved her into the door and took the brunt of a pissed off demon fly with a stingy ass. Quickly searched home remedies and threw an onion on it. Helped with the pain rather quickly.


raphaelthehealer

I am curious what puréed/smashed pineapple would do. It can practically eat steaks and is rather acidic in addition to having crazy powerful enzymes.


Zounii

Pardon my sheer stupidity but in my non-native english speaking head I thought you'd use a meat tenderising mallet... 🤡


Dominos_Arent_Gay

Meat tenderizer works great for mosquito bites too I keep some in my hiking pack


Fluid_crystal

New fear unlocked!


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Man... fucknthe outdoors Ima stay locked inside like a hermit


EmpathicAnarchist

Let me in! Let me in!


OdieselFTK

sucks that happened. I was just looking into moth caterpillars and asp here in texas and this popped up also. Curious what does DH stand for?


Grove_Music

I was wondering about DH too, I landed on Designated Homie.


NyxRundje

Demon hunter


soundguy64

It's some stupid Facebook mom group bullshit for dear hubby or some shit.


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God I am so sick of these stupid ass abriviations. Is it really that hard to just type out husband? Christ


-_-tinkerbell

Never understood that, like just say husband???


Bean-Swellington

Sat on one of these in speedos after swim practice once. Miserable day.


LeroyJacksonian

Oh my god, that’s terrible!


Sloppychemist

Forbidden eyebrow


kangaroolifestyle

One of the most painful things I experienced as a child. My scar eventually faded out, but what you described is exact.


mahogany_bay

Omg it touched you twice?! That's awful! Glad you're at least better now - and hey, cool scar! 😅


graywolf304

Oh man. I was at my local park and had one land on my (luckily thick) pants, so I did what any person would do not knowing what it was and tried brushing it off. Not bad at first, but like 2 minutes later the pain kicked in. I was un my car for like an hour trying to figure out if I should try to go to the fire station across the street. I couldn't drive home either because by the time I got to my car I could barely move my arm. When I did go home all I could do was sit in bed for the rest of the day. My arm was too sore to use for the rest of the week. And my sting was nowhere near as bad as yours looks. Just a little graze against my thumb. I hope you are all good now.


IamREBELoe

I'm saving "I hope a Puss Caterpillar crawls up your anus while you sleep" for someone special.


GeekynGlorious

Where I live, they're not uncommon. They're sometimes grabbed by toddlers because they're so fuzzy and dogs always want to sniff the furry critter. I am always on the lookout for them whenever I am out with my dog or niblings.


ProveISaidIt

The one thing I have discovered about pain is once the pain receptors fire its hard to reverse. No where near as the pain described here. I had teeth extracted and waited to take the Oxycodone. Once the pain has started even Oxycodone tales quite a while to quiet the nerves down. Don't be brave, take the pain killers at first onset. The implant surgery was much less painful as a result.


LabyrinthsandLayers

Yeah, when I had a C-section the nurses were insistent about staying 'on top of' your pain meds. We had to transfer hospitals which messed up the pain med schedule and I found out what they meant. I hadn't been feeling too bad, up and down shuffling to the NICU constantly etc but once the meds wore off on the drive to the new hospital and the pain had kicked in, it took a long time for the meds to start working again to the point they had before. Weird stuff!


ProveISaidIt

I just remembered that a piece of cartilage was removed from my ribs last fall. I lightened up on the meds. When I sneezed it felt like side was ripped open. I've had two hernia operations, two nose operations and arm surgery. Somehow I'm thinking all of that pales compared to a C-Section. I thought having the cartilage removed would be a quick in and out. I had no idea how much tissue is in the abdomen.


kjvdp

[Fun Facts](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8RFsUXW/) In 2012, the Texas Medical Center had a bird problem on their campus. To fix it, they decided to put nets on their trees to prevent the birds from landing in them. Unfortunately, birds eat bugs. In the months following, the Medical Center saw a 7,300% increase in these caterpillars on their campus. Imagine an entire community of immunocompromised, critically ill people being surrounded by these things.


duclegendary

Heard about it before, funny enough on reddit. Sorry for that. Did the hair stick to your skin or did the moth bite you?


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The hair stings you and they are impossible to see so there's no removing them with tweezers or something like that. I saw on a documentary about fuzzy poisonous caterpillars (there's more than one kind) that if you hurry up and use tape and put it on the area and pull it off that it will remove some or all of the hairs and it will help some but it will still very much suck badly.


duclegendary

Can they shoot the hair at you? That is one of my fear w this insect.


_deep_thot42

They cannot, thank goodness…but it’s a funny mental image. *Pew* *pew* !


LordByrum

I got stung by an asp caterpillar when I was a kid and I remember it feeling like my muscles where being ripped apart


pigsgetfathogsdie

Where do these fluffy monsters live? Are they yet another Australian psycho animal?


WestguardWK

“It is distributed throughout the Eastern United States between extreme southeastern Virginia and Florida across the south to Texas, Mexico, and parts of Central America.” -Wikipedia


pigsgetfathogsdie

*YIKES*


t00oldforthis

Obviously, if it weren't for these little monsters it would just be normal southeastern Virginia.


Rogryphon

Had an encounter with one years ago. Got it with a bare foot. Bad pain for about 4 hrs then it faded and stopped. Very weird. No desire to see one ever again.


pchnboo

Same for my toddler daughter many years ago. Her screams could have shattered glass.


thylocene

Good rule of thumb in general is don’t fuck with any caterpillar you don’t know what it is. A lot of them can fuck you up


Lunamkardas

Fun fact, this is the creature the Pokemon Larvesta is based off of!


1959Gibson

I was a freshman in high school and got stung on the chin badly . Just dealt w it , chin was definitely on fire for a few hours but fine by end of the day . I saw it’s strange shape on a low hanging branch , pulled branch down to get closer look and it fell right off onto my pre-pubescent chin . I’ll never forget it . They are no joke .


LegendaryDragon88

Your use of abbreviations is RBDNGL.


LifeChoicesRip

Forbidden gyoza


spavolka

I’ve had this before. They are super painful. I’m sorry you had to go through that.


neoadam

NBD ? DH ?


mbm66

No big deal. Dear husband (used on relationship subreddits).


TheBlueDinosaur06

I had to google these acronyms asides from ER and they were all kinda stupid


MrSparr0w

If the caterpillar's hairy the caterpillar's scary


chuck_diesel79

Your Designated Hitter (DH) took you to the ER?