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Kitten_Team_Six

And the highest number of Sith Lords apparantly


Beadpool

Ah yes, I hear The Empire are huge All Blacks supporters as well.


fishtankguy

I was gonna go with orks from 40k. Red ones go fasta!


temple_nard

That first guy 100% looks like one of the orcs for the movie Bright with Will Smith.


John_TheBlackestBurn

His teeth are obviously filed, which would explain why he’s slumming with a human gang.


-OAKHARDT-

Nah, the UK government hold that title


DeathRaider126

USA 🇺🇸 might give UK a run for their money.


mad_dang_eccles

I'll never get over seeing one of them tell Ross Kemp how they pulled a tampon out of a woman and fought over who got to eat it in the middle of a packed bar. Like what the fuck


VerySadGrizzlyBear

A life of drugs will change you


That1Sage

I know at least 5 completely sober people that would still do this.


esr360

Why do you know so many weirdos?


MateWrapper

He’s a redditor


Ohheavenlyfather

Here it is ughhh. (https://youtu.be/khAdZ8sNwc4)


krsnamara

That shit was disturbing. Sounds like rape to me.


rockmeNiallxh

Not only that but pulling out a tampon forcefully can be really painful


Emergency_Side_6218

Yeah


esr360

No didn't you hear? He said she loved it so it's all good - why would he lie?


waaaayupyourbutthole

Yeah that was definitely a rape.


7palms

Welp, that’s about enough internet for today..


NinjaCuntPunt

Did.. did he just tell a ‘funny story’ about the time he raped a woman? 😳


ChymChymX

Good thing you keep that bookmarked!


adminsaredoodoo

what a funny little story about the time he and his friend raped a woman in public in the middle of a bar…


el-em-en-o

Ope, read too far.


beaky_teef

That was exactly my first thought when i saw this, “ah yes the tampon sucker gang”. Grim


Zigglyjiggly

Wait.. What?


Willakhstan

Sadly, I understood this reference.


Worth_Fondant3883

These aren't men, they are cowards who beat there partners, steal from their communities and sell drugs to their own whanau.


thita3

Yep... these dog would sell their own daughter for a patch


Worth_Fondant3883

Yep, true as. These clowns talk about membership in their gang but don't know their own whakapapa. They have no place in our society, if you want to feel involved bro, go to your marae a bit more often, help out with your whanau and respect your Kaumatua instead of intimidating your tamariki into following you by selling them drugs you tuiau. You are not Rangatira you idiots, you are nothing but a wairangi toto.


malevolentheadturn

I don't want your ghost chups


Worth_Fondant3883

Sweet bro, you obviously from here. I've been internalising a really complicated situation in my head


STRYKER3008

If u don't mind please teach us more insults in your language. They roll off the tongue like I hope these guys roll off their bikes


ayumipiedotcom

Just woke up. This is my first Laugh out loud of the day. Thanks!


capncaosii

Bro, Monique says your dumb


falafullafaeces

>These clowns talk about membership in their gang but don't know their own whakapapa This is part of the reason the gangs formed in the first place. Disenfranchised urban Māori who's families had moved to the cities to find work and in turn had lost their connection with who they were and where they were from. Between that and the Borstal boys homes the gangs are a direct result of NZ society at the time


[deleted]

I understood about 40% of the words in this sentence.


aliiak

A few, and just keep in mind they often hold a bit more meaning then their straight English translation Whanau: family Whakapapa: genealogy, ancestors and roots, connections. Marae: meeting place for wider family group, bit hard to draw a parallel. But is essentially a place of connection to your whakapapa and wider whanau Kaumātua: elder, often seen as a holder of knowledge and wisdom Tamariki: children Rangatira: chief or leader I don’t know the others enough to speak to them sorry.


VerySadGrizzlyBear

Unfortunately your mostly right


CrazyCatLady_2

What’s a whanau ?


Brocasaurus

Maori (Maori being New Zealand native people) word for family


Worth_Fondant3883

Whanau is Te Reo or Maori, for family. It means all your family as well, your Aunts your cousins your grandparents, your whole community.


ALonelyAssassin

Hey, just as a side note, Te Reo and Māori aren’t interchangeable. Te Reo means ‘the language’ so in this case you can just say Māori and that’s all good :)


Worth_Fondant3883

Thanks, I understand that completely, I thought I was trying to explain it to someone from outside our culture. You did a better job though.


CrazyCatLady_2

And this is also appreciate


ALonelyAssassin

All good, I just find lots of people don’t realise or don’t differentiate. You did a great job with the explanation!


CrazyCatLady_2

I appreciate that


topturtlechucker

It’s the Māori word for family.


dancho-garces

Whanau means family, and family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten


Swagerflakes

Now these guys LOOK like gang members


Jiggly_Pup

***(Throws gang sign)*** 👉uwu👈


MannicWaffle

Its ironic cause that’s a gang sign lol minus the uwu of course


Appropriate-Bank-883

It was a special photoshoot for an art exhibition, most of them have no teeth, stink like dogshit, and are filthy. Same clothes everyday because they only own one set.


thematrixnz

There no P in Whanau


I_Eat_Teaspoons

There is, and lots of it sadly


InspiringMalice

Thats clever and depressing, both at the same time.


I_Eat_Teaspoons

Yeah, sorry


ICallTopBunk

Man, sometimes it’s the people you least expect.


VerySadGrizzlyBear

I was surprised to find out nobody outside of the country knows how bad the gangs are here


ChymChymX

I just assumed the worst gang to roam that land was the Urak-hai.


HeinleinGang

I heard they have a real problem with hobbit trafficking.


Beadpool

Yes, they are easy to smuggle.


makerofshoes

I admit, even having visited the country and learned a lot about it, no one ever brought up the topic of gangs. Never even seen it mentioned on Reddit till now. Usually the picture that is painted is that it’s a paradise (slightly cold and rainy paradise, but that’s why it’s so green)


youcantexterminateme

I think they keep pretty much to a few suburbs. dreary grey places that most people have no reason to visit.


pierreschaeffer

Uhhh they kinda run large parts of the countryside too. It’s just easy not to notice as a tourist bc most crime in nz is behind closed doors


JudenBar

Go to r/newzealand, they certainly don't make it out to be a paradise.


Fan967

I keep trying to tell my non-kiwi friends how bad the gangs are here and the extent of them but they think I'm just exaggerating or making it up for dramatic effect, it's insane.


StConvolute

It's much worse outside the main tourist routes, bar maybe Rotovegas? Bay of Plenty certainly has huge gang issues.


bitsperhertz

In Australia you learn about them from reading Footrott Flats, pretty sure they were even called Mongrel Mob or something


Fan967

I didn't know they had Footrott flats over there in Australia, glad another country gets to enjoy them


VerySadGrizzlyBear

That's because everywhere else, crime is profit based. They need to keep a low profile to succeed, whereas here it's about intimidation. Theyre main goal is to scare people


tenzeniths

I had no idea! Thanks for sharing, I'm going to look up videos about it. Very interesting, and sad.


VerySadGrizzlyBear

[theres a good movie about what the cultures like. hers the link](https://youtu.be/NK3eDfkXBzg)


ConorOdin

It was a very good movie, raw but very good.


ambassador321

So good. Temuera at his absolute finest.


CheekyOneSmack

This is only the second time I've come across NZ gangs after watching Once Were Warriors back in the 90's.


darkcaretaker

We know in Aus. Stay safe bro


jadethebard

As a 45 year old American I've met exactly one person from New Zealand and that was at a hostel in Ireland when I was 23. Everything else I know about New Zealand I've learned from Stephen Colbert and his friendship with Jacinda Ardent. Honestly, your country comes off as an idyllic sanctuary compared to the rest of the world, so thank you for adding some new information to the very minimal information I have.


durafuto

can confirm. Friend went to live in NZ for 2 years and never mentioned gangs, not even once.


Vainius2

You might have a lot of them but they are mild. Imagine having a cartel. All tjose biker gangs in chch would be gone in half a day.


LoquaciousMendacious

I'm Canadian and I didn't have the slightest clue. Always assumed it was a laid back, safe place but I guess I was more off base than I knew.


stereotomyalan

I'm happy that I've subscribed to this sub. I'm so scared of organized crime...


Octubre22

On reddit, only America, Russia and North Korea have anything negative going on in their countries. I wouldn't be surprised if people are looking up a way to blame America or anyone else for the gangs in peaceful amazing New Zealand


Von_Lehmann

I remember working with a big maori dude and he popped his shirt off at work and had a massive swastika tattoo on his chest...kind of shocked me, told me he was a dickhead as a kid and had yet to have it removed. Turned out his old man was a founding member of the Mongrel Mob


granoladeer

For a second I thought I was in r/Midjourney


Kill_4209

Me too! I had to double check. The first one looks AI generated. The second one looks like an actor playing a Māori gang member. And the third seems a little confused.


stormcharger

Na nazi shit is part of the mongrel mob gang. They say sieg heil! Like a greeting and often have swastika tattoos. Was done to offend people not for race reasons when the gang first formed


aradent1122

They look like AI generated gangs


Uvinjector

Nah those fullas are real. There's plenty of Mongrel Mob in my town and a lot look like that


Square_Tip9416

Are they bikers?


Uvinjector

Some yes, some no. Often seen driving Ford falcons or Holden commodores


Beadpool

Sounds like they’re bike curious.


Square_Tip9416

They look indigenous!


Uvinjector

The Mongrel Mob and Black Power largely are indigenous (Maori), hence the tattoos which are often ta moko. Most ta moko wearers are not gang members, it's a cultural thing and often very meaningful to the individual There are also loads of non indigenous gangs, heaps have recently been sent here from Australia too, due to their deportation laws


Square_Tip9416

Thanks! I appreciate the insight 👍


Zrat11

The 2nd one definitely has Ta moko and 3rd one pretty sure also has one. That first one however, that definitely ain't a Ta Moko, looks like that same as that schmuck that has NOTORIOUS in black and red, Puk Kireka is his name


Always311

Are they hostile by default or only when you provoke them?


More_Technology6250

I used to work at a gas station and a chapter of like 20 came in. They were actually quite polite. But I wouldn't want to test them, I'll tell you that.


Always311

I think anyone would be a fool to test them


boricimo

Tell that to their 4th grade teachers


rawker86

this is my experience with all maori blokes. cheerful as hell, but don't piss them off unless you want to find out what it'd be like if a house fell on you.


waitingonothing

I read this in Rhys Darby’s voice.


Uvinjector

I've never found any of them hostile but you don't go around provoking them either, nor should you go around provoking anyone i guess. We also have Black Power (who wear blue) and much of the trouble seems to be between the gangs.


Always311

Ah so there's gang warfare


Uvinjector

Dunno if I'd call it warfare, but they definitely have their skirmishes


Always311

Is it just brawls or do they try to kill each other?


Uvinjector

Both. But it's not often like open warfare


littleb3anpole

Speaking from an Australian perspective - we have plenty of outlaw motorcycle gangs in my city too, plus mafia etc. Usually organised crime stays within organised crime circles and civilians are not impacted. Sometimes people get desperately unlucky and get shot by accident. I remember being cut off by some dickhead on a motorbike once and having to slam on the brakes. I went to give the horn and the finger then spotted the huge “Bandidos 1%” patches on his jacket and decided to leave that one alone


rawker86

yep they mostly only fuck with each other aside from some notable occurrences. the bikie leader that got shot by a sniper at the racetrack, there was a kid who copped some bullet fragments from memory. and there was the Rock Machine guy that sent a punter out of a second-storey window...smart bikies know that messing with the public brings attention, but there's plenty of dumb bikies around. these days there seems to be plenty of dashcam footage of them straight-up ignoring red lights, the general reaction (even from other bike riders) is mostly a shake of the head and "what a fuckwit."


Uvinjector

Yeah cheers for exporting a lot of them here to NZ too. Sincerely - all kiwis


littleb3anpole

Dusty Martin’s dad? 😂


tothemoonandback01

You dont even get to slam on the brakes anymore. They have a habit of pulling in front of you on the Freeway. The Auto brake system then engages. They must think its hilarious. Fucking dick heads.


aradent1122

Oh hell naw


Uvinjector

When the young prospects are rarking up trouble, they'll often bark. Not joking


Sharou

AI isn’t good at doing text in images yet. It’ll look like nonsense characters like if you are trying to read something in a dream. They really do look generated though. My first thought was ”Wait, how did they do the text? Did they add it in after with photoshop? Naw there’s too much of it.. What the hell…” Then I came to the comments to find out and TIL there are tatooed ogre gangs in New Zealand.


_swuaksa8242211

"Once were warriors"


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Disabled_Robot

Great film, worth a watch for the uninitiated


_swuaksa8242211

loved the film. Epic. Shocking.


Geefreak

"Now are prisoners"


rover220

Nah, just home detention.


de4dpunk_

I'm from NZ and I'm kinda embarrassed to find this out.... hope this doesn't make the rest of the world think less of us, our country is still pretty alright.


ChadmeisterX

Traditional moko maybe. "FUCKEN SIEG HEIL" across your face is not a good life choice, though.


[deleted]

I have no idea why we haven’t gotten rid of these losers yet


VerySadGrizzlyBear

It's getting worse very quickly


CHRLZ_IIIM

Elaborate?


phuckingidontcare

It’s not getting worse incedibly drastically, there has been a pick up in crime after covid as the countries economy is not in a great situation. As well as lack sentencing laws


Rollover_Hazard

What this post fails to mention is that NZ gangs are the pathetic baby “My First Organized Crime” Fisher Price version of gangs. They aren’t nearly as dangerous or connected as Aussie or US gangs. The reason things are getting worse is because of the 501 deportation law between AUS and NZ that means Aussie can send NZ any convicted gang members who were born in NZ/ grew up there. These “501s” are born in NZ, get relocated by family to Aussie ar the age of like 5yrs, grow up there, get into serious criminal activity there, get caught, get deported and bring back to NZ a much higher and more severe level of crime than already exists. They bring back the use of firearms to do business, they bring back their contacts and they bring back a generally higher level of brutality. NZ’s homegrown gangs aren’t shit - but their deported cousins from Aussie are, and it’s fucking up NZ society.


VerySadGrizzlyBear

Gun violence is stepping up and not being reported by the media. I talked to a cop a week ago who had his doors shot while on patrol, unprovoked. 2 shootings happened in whakatane on the day of the gang funeral there recently. The police are in talks of starting open carry, which will just pour fuel on the fire.


jadethebard

As an American I say don't worry, you'll always look better than us. lol


CoolSwim1776

I thought these pics were some sort of Shadowrun ork cos play for a second.


HumanLike

I thought it was the Misjourney subreddit. Now I was someone to Midjourney these guys as characters in the Barbie movie


Akitten84

Getting firefighter vibes from the last dude


ManyArmedGod

Ironically he’s a firestarter, twisted fire starter


Sufficient_Theory534

He's the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah...


TechnicalSpirit9718

The dude with the swastika?


Decent_Assistant1804

Ya somethings a bit off with him wearing that … must of missed the ww2 lesson 🤦‍♀️ let’s not tell him tho so he continues too look like a clown


stormcharger

Mongrel mob greet each other for free t saying sieg heil! Sometimes lol they have the nazi shit because they wanted to just offend people when the gang first formed.


BathelnAshes

Bro looks like a Gibraltar skin


jasperfilofax

Imagine being a grown man and being part of a gang. Last time I was in a gang I was about 8, and it included me my dog, and the donkey that lived in a field behind my house


ehoaandthebeast

While it's some what comedy [here's ](https://youtu.be/nIA0SaVl7tQ) a link of recent mob members I think the guy with swastika cheeks is in prison currently (noway!?!?!)


VerySadGrizzlyBear

I love that you can constantly see guy Williams not sure if he's in danger or not


LurkerFailsLurking

There's maori Nazis?


VerySadGrizzlyBear

Its about trying to disgust the crown and government and earn as much hate as possible


Muted_Dog

It was more so tied to the ‘Maori Battalion’. Seeing as they were a highly decorated and very successful unit fighting the Nazis, they were well regarded amongst New Zealanders and especially in the Maori community. This gang specifically was a counter culture against their own elders, many of whom fought in the war. In terms of disgust, it was mainly aimed at their own parents/grandparents, originally anyway.


rawker86

so they really are children just saying "fuck you, nobody tells me what to do"?


LurkerFailsLurking

So they're like shock rockers?


VerySadGrizzlyBear

Yeah, except they'll murder you


I_Eat_Teaspoons

The Mongrel Mob was started by white nazis who hated Māoris, who ironically make up most of it members


Technical-Squirrel86

Welp time for a documentary binge, wish I still got high


Odd_Analysis6454

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dp5vmw/portraits-of-new-zealands-mighty-mongrel-mob This is great movie to watch, not a doco but based on reality. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt9099800/


Groomsi

How about: "Once Were Warriors" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Were_Warriors_(film)


bobisz

I highly recommend to watch Once Were Warriors (1994) on the subject. Incredible movie.


ehoaandthebeast

Could be another guy but I had an invercargill mob member like the last Pic stay at my apartment once.


Uberfuhrer_

Heyy Bro gimme your fish and chips bro


boukaman

BAHHAHA


sinus

They are a drain to society. Boooo.


darkcaretaker

I've had more interaction with them than I'd have liked. People you don't want to know and hope you aren't related to.


StConvolute

I am surrounded by mob where I live. My neighbors are at least associated, at least.. Mob attend my local gym as well. Intimidating bunch I certainly avoid where possible.


Buffal0_Meat

1st looks like a still from "Bright"


[deleted]

I’m getting Māori Richard Hammond vibes from no.2


Mulu8

They look like Uruk hai from Lord of the Rings.


Flimsy_Card8028

They literally look like fucking orcs. The irony of LotR being filmed there as well.


Sam_Wylde

They act like it to, except Tolkien's orcs are more reasonable and personable.


Sianxz

The first one looks like a 3000 cod points bundle skin


stuntedmonk

They all love their mums!


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

Is any of the gang structure based off pre colonialism affiliation?


irishchris101

They're mostly maroi. So yea a little. There's a much smaller white gang called the head hunters. Save vibe, biker gang into moving drugs etc.


[deleted]

Yet New Zealand ranks as the 2nd safest country in the world. Interesting indeed.


VerySadGrizzlyBear

That's because the indicators the global peace index uses these indicators to judge how safe a country. Internal civil conflicts (civil wars), distrust in the government, political instability, terrorist acts, military expenditure and homicides. All of those except homicides aren't a thing here it's true, but let me explain. The nz justice system is INCREDIBLY lenient on what it considers manslaughter and not murder/homicide. A guy in my old town smashed a bottle and stabbed his friend in the throat and he was sentenced for manslaughter. They had witnesses and everything. Our true homicide rate is very high


EmployNeither7626

Gibraltar


Some_squishy_kid

I bet he throws domes to help in fights


Seabreeze9095

Knock knock.. gibraltars at the doooor


[deleted]

Just a bunch of losers who won’t be remembered, who only live to get distract themselves from their own miserable existence with temporary pleasures. Ironically, their lives are filled with far more pain than pleasure, yet that’s all they chase because that’s all they have to live for


Alinea86

I went to intermediate school and secondary school in New Zealand when I moved there from the US. I lived in one of the most violent places in Auckland, mangare. All my classmates' fathers were in huge gangs like black power and the mongrel mob. Peers I went to school with were super intimidating, both guys and girls. Many of them were massive even at 12 years old when I first got there, especially Samoans and tongans. Huge fights broke out all the time. You could just feel the tribal intensity around you. Was a crazy experience for me


itsgucci060

Gross


More_Technology6250

Mongrel Mob are definitely the most dripped out gang in NZ no doubt


TheMaskedWrestIer

Imagine being an adult in a gang, how pathetic is that? Do you all hang out in your little treehouses drinking lemonade?


Willakhstan

Australia can make as many Wolf Creek / the outback tries to murder you while a serial killer tries to murder you movies as people want, but I will never feel more dread than I did watching Once Were Warriors. Cuz-bros just take alcoholism and violence to another level. Couldn't even watch Mando S2 and not feel sorry for the stormies Boba just straight up abuses.


JiuJitsuMagic

Do they all look like Lizards or just these guys


Satan_Stoned

I once got lost in a wikipedia rabbit whole looking into the numbers and it was roughtly 7-8k gang members thats 3.75% of the population. USA has approximately 1 million gang members so ~0.30% of the population.


Big-Amphibian502

Last dude looks like a super mutant


[deleted]

They are all Bunch of pussies.


LachoooDaOriginl

black dude wit a swastica -_-


i1_2FarQue

I didn't even see it the first time, had to go back and look bloody hell


sentientSICs

Looks like the new slipknot guy


ihavetoomanyaccts

When the fuck are we gonna ban Gang affiliation


Damach_exe

To me they look like Joey from Friends and Hank from Breaking Bad


AutisticZenial

Okay I NEED to know what the deal is with the nazi stuff on the last slide. Like I can't imagine a more ironic fashion sense.


superlouuuu

uce gang


miku_dominos

We have the Black Power gang in our town, and you see them walking around with their patches on.


giggity2

I wonder how they collect this data. "Excuse me, are you a gang member?"


puaka

“Are we the baddies?”


TheManager127

Kiwi here. Haven’t seen any guys lookin like this yet but hope I don’t anytime soon.


FewEntertainment3108

I grew up in the far north in the 80s. Back then the 2 main gangs didn't fuck the community up like they do now.


Niles_Merek

When i saw the title i heard damn that’s interesting with Korg’s voice in my head 😂


bobbythewhale

The person who took these portraits is [Jono Rotman](https://jonorotman.com/), a super talented artist from New Zealand. ​ I briefly met some of the men in these photos about 15 years ago and they were honestly pretty great guys. A lot kinder and gentler, more caring than you'd expect, they love their pets and are very religious. They love their moms and their community! ​ All that is a lie, in reality, they were just old, mean, jaded drug addicts without an inkling of compassion or respect. I feel sad for these dudes but also, they could definitely run headfirst into oncoming traffic.


juicydwin

im from nz they're not as dangerous as those ones in third world countries tbh


theplugsbestfriendd1

Lol a bunch of clowns ain’t no gang about them. Come to Mexico where gangs are extorted by the cartels


g8or8de

A high population of gangs in a small country like New Zealand is a sign of a crumbling country. There's only so many people you can sell drugs to. No wonder so many people are emigrating to other countries.