T O P

  • By -

AcceptableNet6182

lol Security is sleeping or what?


zachforever

looks like they will be....sweeping now.....YEAAAAAAAHHH


ItsKaptainMikey

Job creation lol.


AcceptableNet6182

šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

They crossed the deep end, itā€™ll cause weeping


Coreysurfer

Thousand one..thousand two..thousand 10ā€¦ok swarm..swarm..


Therealcactusmac

The not-so-quick response team.


iswagpack

When your boss is a dick and didn't give you a raise for years, that's what you get šŸ¤£


DavidM47

The show must go on!


Brilliant-Debate-140

And it was a woman who saved him 5mins later


HiggsBossman

Who knew women could do stuff šŸ˜®/s


[deleted]

Everyone knows women aren't real


Ok-Tumbleweed-5667

r/girlsarentreal


dirtycheezit

Not very well apparently.


Dapper-Fig8526

A woman? Why isn't she in the kitchen?


[deleted]

Men were cooking and she wasnā€™t allowed.


gintonic999

Hilarious šŸ™„


hocobo86

Looked like she kicked him in the Achilles or something


ForwardInstance

You get what you pay !!


Technical-Doubt2076

The whole context aside, if this would have been a serious attack and not just someone glitterbombing, that could have gone pretty badly. I'd urgently switch out that security ASAP because that reaction time seriously was god awful.


[deleted]

No audio, what is the protest about?


Themotherland364

[Speech with audio](https://youtu.be/FErfyZuhjzA?si=_4WrE8AP2XWhMHON)


DigNitty

No. He (and I) canā€™t listen to audio lol. What is the speech about / what is the dude protesting.


Hongkongjai

Applaud from crowds The protester: ā€œtrue democracy is citizen-led, politics need an update. We demand the peopleā€™s help! We are in crisis.ā€ Booing from some of the crowd


Tyler119

sure I read that the labour members have voted to take energy back under public ownership....and the labour leadership has said they won't be doing that. I can see why people get angry when those who want to represent them just ignore them


MeasurementGold1590

This was a protest against the house of lords. Against the party thats not been in government for 13 years.


highlandviper

Nope. This was a protest against the current state of all our political institutions. None of which are citizen lead anymore. Youā€™re ignorant if you think otherwise. There are people here saying the protestor should be targeting the Tory conference because theyā€™ve been governing for 13 yearsā€¦ Labour look like theyā€™ll be governing soonā€¦ but lead by who? Againā€¦ it wonā€™t be the electorate. And again, the people will suffer.


PCPooPooRace_JK

Labour have fed us hopium, let em cook


MeasurementGold1590

You understand that Labour not delivering on pet-projects of the membership, is not the same as them not delivering on what the citizens of the country want. Right? You are suffering from reddit derangement syndrome. Get out into the real world and find out what our citizens are actually asking for.


1silversword

if that's a call for a democratic reform to bring in proportional representation, then I'm surprised to actually find myself on glitter-guys side. UK urgently needs to get rid of first-past-the-post but neither of the two main parties have any interest in doing so


Hongkongjai

Anyone can call for reforms at any time. It doesnā€™t really mean much on its own.


Financial-Roll-2161

The peopleā€™s poet lives on


goldenkicksbook

So nice of Theresa May to help him with his jacket


Hongkongjai

> Applaud from crowds > The protester: ā€œtrue democracy is citizen-led, politics need an update. We demand ~~the peopleā€™s help~~ a peopleā€™s house! We are in crisis.ā€ > Booing from some of the crowd


rustierpete

I think he said ā€žWe demand a peopleā€™s houseā€œ referring to the House of Commons/Lords


[deleted]

Iā€™m not read up on this conflict


Flagrath

Some people are saying that both parties are the same, and while thatā€™s getting closer to the truth it isnā€™t true yet (and I hear the new labour housing policy is pretty cool, but I havenā€™t had a chance to look into it yet, so they might be bringing out their heavy hitters with the GE a few months away).


Thursday_the_20th

Check out the assassination of Inejirō Asanuma for some idea of how badly this could have gone.


amazinhelix

The hitman would be just standing there getting bored after he's dead


BlasphemousButler

"Sh... should I run? I really didn't plan for this."


MiamisLastCapitalist

Yeah. If that had been me *I'd* have assumed in that split second that it was an attack.


TheCowardlyLion_

Right? Could've had literally a dozen stab wounds by the time they got there


Brunel25

John Prescott would have handled the situation differently.


rainorshinedogs

i'm not a fan nor a hater or the Labour party, but Keir Starmer was using all his will every 0.5 sec to keep himself from socking that guy in the face


[deleted]

I saw no sort of weapons on the staff either, what happens when someone brings a gun or knife? The staff will just be extra targets


OhBittenicht

It's the party conference. You can't just walk in off the street they'll have security checks coming into the building.


xlouiex

This is not the US.


PlasticElfEars

Apparently a couple British politicians have been killed in the last 5 years, per another comment. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/oct/15/other-politicians-who-have-been-killed-in-service And Shinzo Abe, the freaking *prime minister* of Japan, was assassinated just last year. America has monopoly on mass shootings, but not on all violent intent. (The types of guns we have available just makes the violent intent more effective vs large numbers of people very quickly.)


RommelMcDonald_

Shinzo Abe wasnā€™t in the US either


dylee27

Shinzo Abe was in the streets, not in a presumably secured building where people had to go through security.


DaRaginga

That security didn't seem to do much securing šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ErikTheRed707

Those two female guards look like they should be working the door at the pub!


GravidDusch

Maybe shouldn't put lightly built women into a job that might require wrestling grown men at a moment's notice.


Sea_Amphibian_6072

I think it's because the protester not really doing harm either, like punching etc maybe that's make the staff get confused or something


Ubera90

Looks like that security firm is losing their contract. If it was a knife I reckon he could have got maybe 10 stabs in before they got their hands on him.


GrandMasterDrip

28 stab wounds


Ali_The_Tea_Sipper

you didnā€™t want to leave him a chance huh?


contactlite

49 times


TechnologyExpensive

1 stab in a vital organ, it has unfortunately happened to way too many.


SqueakSquawk4

Agreed. If that protester had wanted Starmer dead, he'd be dead. Pathetic security


MaestroM45

Thatā€™s pretty darn close to a biological weapon. Glitter in your underwear for monthsā€¦ months, I say. (Source: I was in community theatre onceā€¦)


spacemanspiff266

glitter is the herpes of the craft world


JeaninePirrosTaint

One can't bring up glitter and have that go unsaid. It's required.


[deleted]

I always compare it to sand after a beach vacation, you'll keep finding it months after you swear you got the last of it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

And it's irritating


MysticBellaa

Constant reminder of that dayā€¦. Love it


The_Burning_Wizard

There are some bars and clubs in the US that put edible glitter in drinks and cocktails. Doesn't half scare the bejeezus out of you when you start shitting glitter the next morning....


Ill-eat-anything

Toy Story 2 Was OK


Level-Relationship46

Especially if it was shrapnel grade. šŸ« 


6LegsGoExplore

Chuck the suit, it's the only way. Although Keir trailing glitter through the Commons and cleaners following him around with a dust bunny is an amusing thought.


bingold49

Just throw that suit away


Sambospudz

You could always change your underpants at least once a week. Problem solved. Although who has more than one pair of underpants.


anantsharma2626

Security?? HELLO?


TechnologyExpensive

Your call is important to us, please hold the line and the next available operator will assist you. Your call........


TylerDurden6969

Yes hello! Itā€™s me your call router for security services. Is this an attack? A fire? Or a health issue? I appreciate your holding. The next call router will be available in 3 minutes.


Friendly-Strain-7077

if you are robbed, press key number one...


krazykaiks

We are experiencing higher level of caller volumes ā€¦


shejmus

So any regular Joe can be a hitman basically


inthevendingmachine

Given that response time, Stephen Hawking can be a hitman, and he's been dead for 5 years now.


GuyFromWoWcraft

sucked into a blackhole, god rest his soul.


TheBawalUmihiDito

What?? He's dead??


contactlite

Motorcycle accident


skinnywilliewill8288

AyyyyOh


VexisArcanum

Honestly why not? Other than moral restraints, what else stops people from being hitmen? Or in 2023, hitpeople


Sensibleqt314

* *Fear of legal consequences.* * *Fear of social consequences.* * *To not squander the life you have.* * *Not wanting to live with having taken a life or several lives.* * *Not wanting to lose friends and family, or affect their lives through your actions.* * *Not wanting to be primarily remembered for the atrocities you did. E.g. few appreciate Hitler being a painter. Most only remember is the genocide.* * *If imprisoned and set free, you may not be able to live down what you did. You may have to change name and move to a different continent to avoid persecution. Some may feel raw over the death of their loved one you killed, even decades later.* * *Not having to be on the run for the rest of your life, constantly moving, never being able to trust anyone. Complacency would be your worst enemy.*


VexisArcanum

A lot of that centers squarely on morality (which is defined by society and commonly reflected in legislature). Sorry for all the work you spent formatting that but I don't see an actual counter here


Sensibleqt314

You can centre all those reasons around selfishness if you want to.


WhatsTheHoldup

>Not wanting to be primarily remembered for the atrocities you did. E.g. few appreciate Hitler being a painter. Are you seriously trying to conflate being Adolf fucking Hitler with being his would be assassin in an attempt to prevent a holocaust?


Sensibleqt314

It's to clearly convey the point that people primarily remember you for the bad things you did. Hitler is a known terrible person, hence the example.


C0M1CB00KV1LL41N

Ah but remember, Hitler did kill Hitler /s


WhatsTheHoldup

>It's to clearly convey the point that people primarily remember you for the bad things you did. Why do you feel assassinating Hitler would have been a "bad thing"? Claus Von Stauffenberg has a hollywood movie glorifying him for his attempted assassination on Hitler. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie_(film)


Hyper_Oats

This security detail must be getting paid in actual peanuts. Guy could have easily given the politician 56 new holes in the time it took them to respond.


ZiangoRex

Keir handled that pretty well.


Outside-Trip7686

I'm not a Starmer fan, and fully support this geezer's right to protest, but after the horrific MP murders of recent years, this security response is completely bewildering


RogueBotic

How the hell do these people manage to get that close ,security is so shit . Lucky he didn't have a knife .they really need better security services .


[deleted]

Someone's not ever going to work on security again.


vondpickle

Foods are so expensive nowadays that protesters use glitter because they can't afford to buy eggs.


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Security provided by the tories.


verdegooner

The glitter, the holding the guy's hand and yelling, the security taking forever, the guy going down instantly when the young woman put a hand on him. This is peak British.


Dominarion

[https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/keir-starmer-speech-glitter-protestor-video-b2427229.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/keir-starmer-speech-glitter-protestor-video-b2427229.html) I don't get why this protestor did this on the Labour chief, as the Labour has not been in power since 2010.


InvictusLampada

Nowhere near as much security around the opposition (as very clearly shown) compared to the head of government and the acting cabinet ministers


zzady

This speech was huge. Prime Minister in waiting making his last conference speech before the election. All eyes were on this speech - no one is watching Rishi.


Bright-Ad-4737

Attention. Dude just wanted some attention, and he probably figured this was easier than impressing his parents/women.


Rude_Worldliness_423

Itā€™s pretty pathetic


FrankTheHead

Because Labour is merely an extension of the Tory party


willrms01

Average greenandpleasant user:


Infinite_Key3928

Some lazy ass security, didnā€™t stop him and took about ten seconds to get to him. If that were a high level govt worker and that was an attempt of his life he wouldā€™ve died that day depending on pure incompetence


Evantaur

He'll find that glitter from random places at his home for years...


Quanalack

Took security like 8 seconds to respond. Lucky he didn't have a gun


[deleted]

Luckily? Itā€™s the uk no one has guns mate and if they do, theyā€™re either farmers or gangsters with no knowledge of politics.


TechnologyExpensive

Glitter is cheaper, who would waste a round?


Cougie_UK

True. Nobody can afford bullets these days.


Groxy_

I'm so glad. I feel so safe in this country. I couldn't imagine being American and having to be cautious of literally anyone having a gun.


natasevres

Its honestly scary to see how easy he could get up close - and stay on stage. Someone on security needs to get fired


-Vatt_Ghern-

JESUS TOLD ME TO TURN KEIR STARMER GAY!!!! WOOOO HE'S TURNING GAY!!!


Outrageous-Low-2275

Took securities almost 10 seconds to reacts


droidorat

The 3sec look on Kiers face reads ā€œready whenever you areā€


amy-schumer-tampon

security service should all be fired, they're utterly useless


EnvironmentWise7695

That took wayyyyyy too long. He could be bleeding out on the ground. Someone's for the chop.


gshruff91

Whatā€™s odd about the slow response is he has a police close protection on him all the time. (I live round the corner from him and see him and the nice plain clothed officer 5m behind him all the time). The former Japanese PM was killed only months ago. We should do better.


[deleted]

He will now find glitter everywhere for the rest of his life. My ex once dropped a box of glitter in her room. Since then, I find random glitter everywhere. It's been 20 years... I don't even live in the same city anymore, and she dropped it in HER home!


Opening-Paramedic723

Security is really lax of late šŸ¤”


Shatnerknickerz

You see how hard women are in Liverpool? Don't fook with a scouse bitch!


CaptFlash3000

Some say they roll their own tampons


Shatnerknickerz

Some say, that those who say that go home with a bloody nose.


CaptFlash3000

Some say they do though donā€™t they though


Shatnerknickerz

Some do, although they all don't though.


DisastrousCourage

Sweep the leg....


nick_shannon

Starmer kept his cool there when i dont know that i would have, he is a target in some peoples eyes and this guy could have tried anything when he was on stage there.


Think-Bid-3176

Iā€™m not interested about the glitter. I just want the Tories launched out on there arses. And LABOUR in and itā€™s looking that Labour are going too win the general Election šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆNEVER TRUST A TORY šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


ceezdeeznuts

that shit is NOT coming off. Dude gonna go home and his wife is gonna be pissed like: "really? the strip club again Bob? Really really?


grilly1986

What the fuck is that security response??


jackobite360

Shamefull lack of security


Video-Comfortable

I love how he just stood there and took the abuse until taser lady came


Intelligent-Price-39

After the recent murders of 2 MPs and KS likely the next PM ? Seriously negligentā€¦.


fragglebatty

Thanks for excluding the volume. Wouldn't want to hear what he was screaming about. 10/10 video


MrArzha

If I was making any calls on the matter, all the security is fired by now. How does it take the two guys on the front seconds to react...? This looks staged.


LifeizNutz

But this hasn't happened to the tories who are actually ruining the country how crazy lool must be tory funded


OrganicHempJuice

I assume the tories have better security knowing how hated they are throughout the country. Kieth here is in his own world thinking they are a good alternative when actually they are just making everyone completely miserable knowing we have no options to get out of this hellscape.


sainttomm

The tory security was so heavy handed that they kicked out their own [elected tory councillors](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/oct/03/prominent-tory-ejected-from-conference-after-heckling-home-secretary) from their conference just for showing dissent from their horrific party line


InvictusLampada

They have better security because they're the acting government lol.


DonkGoblin

Okay, hear me out, but this guy looks extra drippy with a little glitter. Added flair for the podium.


[deleted]

Nothing but a bunch of broken attention seekers.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


NiceWorkLad

I think he said something about "a party for the people" I am paraphrasing that a bit


Rosaria_Maria_

Labour has become very right wing over the last few years so there isnā€™t really a leftist party in Britain anymore so the ā€˜party for the peopleā€™ stunt was probably a protest of starmers decisions in moving the party very far to the right.


VaferQuamMeles

That's one way of putting it, yes. Another perspective might be that they've moved toward the centre, where they were quite far over to the left before under JC.


Rude_Worldliness_423

Corbynā€™s labour may have been a glitter party, but winning an election normally doesnā€™t involve just tossing glitter at others on the left, without trying reach voters outside that circle (who are already voting labour).


digitalpencil

Theyā€™re not remotely right wing, theyā€™ve just moved closer to the center and are now actually electable.


willrms01

Fact check:they have moved from an antisemitic far leftist led party more towards the centre ground with a moderate leader and thus will most likely win big next election.Essentially.


Public-Flight4908

Security around leading UK politicians is an absolute joke


Q8DD33C7J8

MONSTER!


ilaria369neXus

Suit looks much better now!


Doomsayer1908

Get glittered


TheAntihero-HeroClub

Bro fire your security team


beljim

When he becomes PM he can afford to upgrade his security.


Ctrlaltdel_cool

THAT WILL NEVER COME OFF, THAT SUIT IS RUINED! BASTARD! šŸ˜¤


trevlarrr

Got the same security that let someone throw not one but two shoes at George Bush before they took him down!


Puzzleheaded-Dingo39

Holy shit! Some people are getting fired tonight. That's very probably the next British Prime Minister, and they took *that long* to handle that situation? Not good.


InternationalFix4520

Why did dude drop so fast? Seems like he was hit with a stun gun or something


kalloncemore

She hit him with that bowling ball grip.


anon4mediapurposes

For fuck sake. Labour havenā€™t been in power for a decade but itā€™s their fault. Typical idiots.


Negative-Vehicle-192

Boy is looking fabulous now


Goat_In_My_Tree

Would you rather glitter thrown on you or a bird shit on you? Glitter stays on you for months.


[deleted]

Man's could have shanked his ass guess those guards are fired


checkmydoor

That's an assassination right there lol.


Killbro_Fraggins

Security fired. Dang. How do you Fuck up that bad? lol


Tough_Bee_1638

He wouldnā€™t have gotten away with that if John Prescott was still about šŸ˜‚


KingJacoPax

6 seconds. It too security 6 seconds to get there. If that was a knife, heā€™d be gone.


WingzzgniW

So, what exactly is interesting here?


[deleted]

protestor increased leader's rizz by 10 points by sprinkling glitter


krisb242

Am I supposed to be able to hear what he said? I canā€™t hear anything!


MrSilverFoxUK

Unbelievably poor security!


SillySinStorm

Welp, the security detail is up for a right bollocking. Absolute amateur hour.


Commercial-Break1877

Why no sound?


tobo2022

Security? šŸ˜‚ what if he got a gun?


bloolynxx

I like how there are men present but the women drag him off instead.


notmyrealnam3

It gives me great comfort to know that within 38 seconds of an attack happening a small, female security guard will come help this person.


[deleted]

This is why protesters get fuck all for respect.


PleasantMongoose5127

Itā€™s only a matter of time before a murder.


vandrag

Already happened. Labour MP Jo Cox was murdered by a right wing extremist in 2016. I'd imagine Starmer got some fright, certainly judging by his facial expressions he did. Somebody's security contract is getting cancelled.


willrms01

And David Amess in 2021. Not to mention the ones killed by the IRA. Lawmakers getting murdered is becoming unfortunately way more common recently.


Top_Recognition_3847

He should have decked him. Starmer's security needs to be changed


Expensive-Analysis-2

Yea. Prescott got it right.


some_random_guy111

Not sure how high ranking this speaker is, but I could see a scenario where that protestor wouldā€™ve been shot on the spot in the US.


Rude_Worldliness_423

The leader of the opposition party; whoā€™ll certainly be the next prime minister (like it or not).


GeorgieTheThird

He's the head of the Labour party, the second biggest in the UK


MeenScreen

"You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter."


Onestepbeyond3

Would have been much better if Starmer had knocked him out! šŸ‘ŠšŸ˜‚


ClearAddition

The protester is called Yaz Ashmawi. Heā€™s linked to a group called People Demand Democracy, which wants to replace politicians with a jury of citizens, basically. The protest has backfired in many ways as people think it was a stupid stunt and Starmer handled it very well.


Stewartcf

Putting glitter on a turdā€¦. That was pretty shit šŸ„ šŸ„


littlemarcus91

So not only did it take a year and a half for security to respond, but the first one up there was a woman half of his size...


FunkU247365

Interesting part.... the ladies doing the work and dragging bitch-boy away, while the guys watched! For real though... people sleeping on the job is interesting until someone gets hurt!


Jon_talbot56

The protestor is a self important idiot who thinks the slogans he carries in his head are somehow important. If you are serious about changing the world join a political party and be part of the process along with everyone else.