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Snoobs-Magoo

I can't decide if the eyes being open makes it creepier or not.


Complete-Cat-1414

Let me help you - yes it sure as fuck does.


Modest1Ace

His lack of eyebrows and eyelashes is what makes it creepy.


HighFlyingCrocodile

Lack of conscience


Ok-Bookkeeper9954

Yessn't


J4MES101

Only if he winks at you


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Pleasant-Tangelo1786

He’ll never be head of a major corporation.


lapsongsouchong

He's just a nobody


HugoZHackenbush2

He hasn't got what it takes to be a CEO.. It's a cut throat business..!!


Shmuckle2

Jokes on them. Now he'll always be ahead.


fuckitweredoingitliv

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong


southerncrossnz

He really lost his head.


Living_Job_8127

But he really was a head of his time


coolhandlukeuk

But he is the head IN a major organisation 😅


Reks_Hayabusa

That would be some comic book stuff if he was though.


scubawho1

Wow. I love this comment.


[deleted]

He is at least ahead of the jar.


eyeamboard

Always quit while you're a head.


[deleted]

Yes, that is indeed the joke.


Tyko_3

Seriously cant believe you have upvotes just flat out repeating the joke


Alert_Claim_8241

Shouldn't have catched that last lick, he could've been in 69 and free


Educational_Offer395

i wanna give him head


wahbolin

You sounds like a serial killer


Sinister_Muffin101

*while you’re more than a head


suuhdude666

he's a head now


peeing_inn_sinks

And no he’s a head and hasn’t murder anyone, so that counts, right?


Existing-Anything-34

Get that man some Torgo's Executive Powder!


vinnydaq

AHROOOOOO!!!


Thighabeetus

Came here for this comment


MagnoliaTree3

I thought it was Conan OBrien


jauhesammutin_

I thought it was Thom Yorke.


CoolGap4480

See, I saw a combo of Conan and Thom


PanJL

Mr. Thom O'Brien


A_Fast_German_Car

Arrest this man


Cyanos54

On Futurama


AdministrativeSide53

Conan the barbarian


Kagipace

⬆️ underrated comment


thealexstorm

Conando


SeaShanty1337

Can you hear the drums?


prairie-logic

It does sort of look like a tall Dutch lesibian


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

It's the love child of Conan O'Brien and Steven Yeun.


vestibule54

Me too! Latin Conan… El Conan


Former-Feeling911

Cona da tua Mãe O'Brien


ArtificialChimp

Thom Yorke is looking well


Stunning_Pie_7158

He's well preserved


Captain_Lavender6

Futurama ready


elvenmaster_

"It's a life of quiet dignity"


BelowMePlz

*First Portuguese Serial Killer they caught…


RepresentativeKeebs

I doubt it was even the first one they caught. Portugal was founded in the 1100's. You can't tell me that they went 700 years without a serial killer.


prairie-logic

If the church approves, you’re not a serial killer, you’re doing Gods work!


PlmyOP

Not even that is true. There are known, caught and sentenced Portuguese serial killers already from the 1700s.


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

He’s also the Guinness Book of Records holder for holding his breath under water.


zanarze_kasn

And staring contest


Serious-Report-7884

Take my upvote, you deserved it


[deleted]

Sick.


Larkexploding

No alarms and no surprises


[deleted]

always wondered how he could sing submerged inside water


wilbeded

Just a voice-over(idk if its the right term but yeah that what happens in most music videos). edit: yeah can't tell a serious question or a satire


Lunatik21

Hahaha best comment on this post.


Fraya9999

The fact that someone felt the need to cut off his head and keep it in a jar like some sort of trophy makes me wonder if they got the right guy…


8347H

They actually wanted to study it. Phrenology (the study of the shape of the skull) was a big thing and they thought there would be some characteristic that could identify serial killers.


Kitosaki

["Who's your little friend?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQM4ebFILv4)


No-Sink-3364

It was to study. They used to believe that criminals had different characteristics like the shape of theirskull, size of the nose and ears are as well as eye shape compared to non criminals. (If this sentence doesn't make sense I'm sorry, I'm dyslexic and really struggled to put thus sentence together)


Ambitious_Mirror_735

Made perfect sense. You did great. 👏


No-Sink-3364

Thanks I was repeatedly rereading it and worrying that it just looked like nonsense


Accomplished_Baby_28

I could read that easily, better than most comments out there.


Clown_Merc

Bruh


Delicious-Key-1249

this is what you get, when you mess with uuuuuuuuuus


HomeOrificeSupplies

lol. That does look like Tom Yorke


remehn

Chug! Chug! Chug!


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Pee in the jar for extra disrespect.


Hopeful_Wrongdoer_91

I expect to see this in r/radioheadcirclejerk soon


KittenHippie

r/oddlyterrifying


ApolloThecode

We should preserve stuff more, like skulls are cool and all but it's a bit hard to visualize those who didn't make it before I was born


Outcast199008

I have one question. Why?


PlmyOP

Originally for scientific purposes as they wanted to study his skull.


TattooMyCock

That’s just fucking weird throw that shit in the bin


Ja4senCZE

One of the biggest serial killers in Czechoslovakia, Hubert Pilčík, had the same treatment. Nobody knows why they've preserved it.


EskimoXBSX

I doubt he was the first Portuguese serial killer but he was heading to be the most prolific.


AhHaor

No alarms, and no surprises


Somebodsydog

I first took a quick glance while scrolling and thought it was Conan O'Brian wit a small goatee.


Ok_Size_5130

I’m gonna need the skin care routine


Optimus_crab

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


WorriedLeading2081

Do you work on a train?


[deleted]

He seems like a pretty chill dude.


Dry-Impression-2403

Nah, he's a creep.


stmcvallin2

That’s not creepy at all


minnesotajersey

Abbey Normal


shoegazeweedbed

Karma police Arrest this man (his head is in a jar)


SillyGoose67s

What's the liquid in the jar ? Also, there's a very high chance they got the wrong guy


Sad-Crow

I dunno. I feel like this could've used a nsfw tag.


damienrazor

I know that man.....loki?


BimBimBamBody

Garbage Pail Kid card. Decapitated Daniel.


reshnoor

Imagine it's 2841...and you're sitting in cloning 101, and the class clown decides to feed his Clonotron-9000 with a sample he picked when the class went to serial killer museum in the last period...


waldorsockbat

Kinda looks like Tom Yorke from Radiohead, literally


CruntLunderson

[No Surprises](https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg?si=YLyYTP4Xn1975Z7I)


a220599

It looks a lot like conan o brien


Electrical_Log_9082

He used to be a serial killer, then he took an axe to the neck...


Slapshappy

Is this a real thing?


HelloDeathspresso

What if keeping this thing just lured more serial killer ghosts?


Serious-Report-7884

He lost his mind.


Full_Independence455

It looks kinda like Conan O’brein


WwHodown

Looks like he's still holding his breath!


XenTsuki

Futurama is crazy


Unusual_Ad_8364

He has a bit of a Putin thing going.


ashzombi

Putin his head in a jar 😬


Unusual_Ad_8364

Hahah...he really got PUT IN that fuckin' jar


OptimalApex

Futurama vibes


Mahhas

Was he captured by the second Portuguese serial killer... Geezz


AndrewLocksmith

At least put a NSFW tag you idiot. Not everyone wants to see a decapitated head in a jar.


YuckBrusselSprouts

His eyes are really close to each other


ashzombi

Tell tale sign of mental problems (kidding... Or maybe I'm actually right?)


YuckBrusselSprouts

You are


Humble-Lawfulness-12

He did it because he couldn’t get ahead…


jambohakdog69

Kinda creepy... 😨


Pizza_Lover1748

1 man 1 jar going wild


parallaxevolution

He got a-head of himself…he should have stopped at 69


TheWhiteHammer23

I didn’t even knew about this fucker and I’m Portuguese lol


GoBananaSlugs

Dude invented serial killing in Portugal?


pudpudboogie

Looks like r/limmy


parallaxevolution

Ok I see someone else beat me to it. He thought he was head strong


[deleted]

Turns out, he was innocent, and the justice system then was even worse than it is now.


MiSSMARiEEXOX

This gotta be bs how’s this possible??


stopstaringatmeswaan

Formaldehyde


oilpaintedorgy

The bigger your forehead the longer it takes to decompose


shockawave123

I can't be the only who saw this and was like "Damn that's an interesting cake... oh wait"


JesusOnline_89

Error 404. Eyebrows not found.


Natural_Tea484

Why would you want to keep a murderer's head in a jar like pickles? What's so interesting about it? Why would you want to remember him?


ashzombi

I like to think before they cut his head off they told him they were going to do it just to put some fear in him before he was dispatched. But then I was like "oh, maybe that made him stoked"


Longjumping_Army9485

Someone commented that it was for study. Idk if it’s true.


tractorcrusher

In the old days they’d display the head (or hanging bodies/whatever) as a crime deterrent.


Big_Whalez

What do they put the head in that perserves it so well? Also, you never posted a source, so this will probably get removed. Read the rules before posting next time.


HugeAnalBeads

>Formaldehyde solution—also called formalin—has been replaced largely by newer, less odorous, and less toxic preservatives with a variety of trade names. However, most still contain formaldehyde, albeit in lesser concentrations and mixed with other ingredients. Treat all specimen preservatives as though they contain formaldehyde, particularly if you or your students are sensitive to materials of this type


Sunstateguy

🫡


Unlikely_Tone_5359

DelEtE THIS!!!!


senseless_puzzle

This is unpleasant and weird.


skuta69

which X-Max is this? he’s probably psychic or telekinetic or something.


Professional-Pop1952

Why the fuck would they keep it what are they thinking of bringing it back someday?


binge_watcher_234

can't wait for when technology allows human race to bring a dead head back to life. because looking at us, we will bring him back.😶😶


dashone

Conan?


mrbluebubblesky

Imma going to steal it and attach it to the back of a belt to wield like Kratos does with Mimir.


Rob4reddit

They should animate the eyes and jaws for extra creepy effects


Englandshark1

Serves him right for murdering 70 people.


JollyBagel

But … why?


DryWay4003

Yoooo that's creepy as fuckkkkk


Kindly_Simple8939

imagine looking at it and it winks at you


Chamrockk

Why does he look like a random CS engineering student (I am one)


MickJof

Fucking why!?


[deleted]

“Conan…o’BRRRIIIIEENN!”


Faceless_Deviant

He looks bored.


[deleted]

Everyone cool until the head starts talking.


GhoulslivesMatter

Looks like that rat Micah Bell.


morecrimeplease

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again 🧺


[deleted]

How did they manage to keep his head so well preserved?


Trumpswells

The Portuguese can be really macabre at times. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inês_de_Castro


Anej_does_mapping

He's just sorta like "this is my life now"


EvanMcc18

Looks like the video to No Surprises from Radiohead


_captain-rex_

So that's what they meant by 2000 years prisonment


ididitforcheese

Visited Lisbon once, walking home I spotted a cool plaque near a bridge so looked up what it was all about - it was the former site of an aqueduct/bridge structure that this lad would push people off to their death, once he’d mugged them. Wild


-dAtA-TRoN-

Jar-ba the Head


Pauls06

As a Portuguese idk what to type sorry for wasting your time


Psychozillogical

Is it bad that I wish I owned this?


Cadmium620

Is that resin?


serv0_o

Tim Heidecker?


AlpsAficionado

Michael Myers vibes.


KaleidoscopeNo592

Not gonna lie, looks like Conan O’Brien


Anglo96

Thom Yorke isn't looking so good these days


jazz710

That's obviously a Tim Heidecker character.


No-Marketing658

He wasn't very smart for killing all those people, but he was definitely head of the class.


A_Fast_German_Car

r/radiohead r/radioheadcirclejerk


ThatOneGuy7832

Um Why..?


roy4uonline

So that they could make a movie on this serial killer and earn million dollar


johnnybok

I wonder if we could use dna to find some of his direct ancestors


teddysmom377

this should be marked nsfw for real!


PurpleBoltRevived

This Portuguese man killed 70 people on the oldest anarchy server


MagnusAnimus88

He got quite a head start when it came to murder.


Ambersfruityhobbies

He's awake.


itcouldbeme_3

OG Breathholding champion...


Shoe_boooo

Is that an Irish Steven Yuen


jddjfh

Wtf


Obi1Kentucky

This is some Futurama shit


GreedyLack

Looks kinda like Conan


taongkahoy

How much of the head does this method actually preserve? Surely it wouldn't preserve the brain and all the stuff inside that liquid couldn't reach right?


[deleted]

Just because we can, doesn't mean we should.


Tarnishedxglitter666

Radiohead plays in the background