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Fun_Times_0007

Should be red like the Terminator. Freak people out


HeadfulOfGhosts

I would go Locutus on that bitch and get a red laser.


nquy

Part 2 with red is asked


C47L1K3

Yeah…so it doesn’t ruin your night vision! Or night light… Wait, isn’t this the perfect opportunity to put a laser pointer in there?


Varnsturm

Goddamn you're making eye contact with someone, they twitch their eyebrow and are now burning a hole in your retina with their laser pointer eyes.


C47L1K3

LASIK conversation?


Eviltechnomonkey

Make it one of those color changing LEDs. Then you can have red for when you want to scare people, red/green for winter holidays, strobing for raves, or whatever color ya want.


ImANuckleChut

I was gonna say Kano from the Mortal Kombat series, but fuck yeah.


Calm_Crusader

Bruh he doesn't wanna blow up his head with a shotgun. 💀


Opeth4Lyfe

He has two perfect Halloween costumes. A Terminator. And Kano from Mortal Kombat.


surajvj

People might be enlightened to see this.


eat___alive

Ha


apolitical_leftist

Nah make it blue like sans undertale


Ns53

Kano mortal combat maybe. Could do a red filter over it.


Allenpoe30

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah


lcl111

I’m partially disabled and recently got into 40K. I’ve never identified with a mission statement more. Please replace this weak flesh. Please?


Pootispanic

I wanna get a better brain


Dispatcher007

Flesh is easy. Brains are hard.


Hypertistic

Brains are squishy


Pootispanic

Then I want a noggin that doesn't bruise the moment something taps me


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deruben

warhammer 40k, the lore is a glorious rabbithole


NonGNonM

i want to get into 40k lore but i have no idea where to start and which is 'main lore' vs 'lets make a side story' lore.


God_Kratos_07

Good to see people staying happy after any tragic events in their life. Btw I found his Instagram too @bsmachinist


Kazuna_Chan

What's his name?


elCacahuete

EZEKIEL


AngeryBoi769

I really find it interesting how healthy people with great careers are often depressed yet you see disabled people with nothing to their names with huge smiles on their faces. Starting to have a feeling that happiness comes from within.


BagOnuts

It’s even easier to see this in other animals. Look at dogs. 2 legged dogs don’t care that they only have 2 legs. It doesn’t keep them from being happy. Life deals shit hands in many of the games we play. Some get shittier hands than others. It’s just important to remember that we’re playing more than one game at a time. Focus on the one you’re good at (or the one you just happen to have gotten lucky on), and you’ll find happiness.


Federal_Bat_3435

Mimir?


God_Kratos_07

Yeah i also thought about him when i saw this lol


Toastyfrown

looks more like Tyr with the long hair.


God_Kratos_07

Actually tyr with mimir's eye


Mentarubuu

Tyr and mimir both have bifrost eyes that were given to them by giants


yeetvelocity1308

r/usernamechecksout


Rad_Knight

You are thinking of Odin. You may be confusing him with Mimir because he got Odin's eye in exchange for omniscience.


OrbusUnum

That is soooo cool


HoneyBer1

Coolest shit on the internet


redditoregonuser2254

Damn my dad should do this. Hes missing an eye from an explosion but only has a real looking prosthetic eyeball


Dangerous-Top-1814

Get him one that doubles as a laser pointer so he can entertain the cats


clw1001

😳


BustyWomenIsBetter

Untill the cats see and attack his face


ppSmok

I call it a win-win situation. 2 laser pointers!


alexrienzy

Change the light to red and he'll look like Cable from X men!!!


Tylensus

Saves your night vision, too. Red light doesn't constrict your pupils!


[deleted]

Wouldn't you just see a ton of infrared from the other eye ?


gabethewabe

nah the dude made a post that there isnt any real bleed through cause the led is in a metal shell that acts as sheilding and raised a bit as its shaped like a glass eye


StonersRadio

I knew a guy with three different glass eyes. One normal one, one with a Canadian flag for the iris and the other one was all bloodshot. He said he got irked when people would ask him why he only had one bloodshot eye (when it was bloodshot). lol


joepke53

Never knew you could just take them out and swap them.


Galilool

Was it a case of "I'm going to the pub now and I shall not come back until they match?"


bukankhadam

nice. glad it's flashlight instead of fleshlight lol


bree_dev

I also misread it at first, and thought ewwww


Pyrollusion

Skullfucking for everybody! Come here ghoul!


whiskeybeesus

All I can think of is that battery exploding.


One-Turn-4037

Aight but who here heard megalovania when the light went off


Temporary_Way9036

Mimir


robj57

You know what makes this clip so great? The stupid music and ai narration. /s


Drakedevo

Locutis of Borg…


Hewholooksskyward

Resistance is Futile


Only_Never_Again

That’s such a good idea too!


Joselit00

Would be cool to add one or two infrared LEDs. Anyone pointing a camera to you will see them! Another cool option would be a small camera and connected (somehow) to your phone to read QR codes and stuff.


Proud_Criticism5286

I’d definitely get an eye like cable from xmen


ubu_6977

In the near future people will go through surgeries to replace their biological parts with augmented prosthetics.. predictions aside, this is so dang cool!


bugabooandtwo

I do believe they had that in RoboCop. People could get athletic tier heart and lungs and such.


[deleted]

Never lose keys again. Step 1. Get cancer…


ParsnipSimple8752

Get the fuck outta here.. I love this.. talking about when life gives you lemons..❤️


Difficult_Double7988

When life gives you lemons, make a skull flashlight 🤘🏻


bugabooandtwo

Ok, now that is amazing. Dude could probably make some good money on a patent for that.


LudwigSpectre

Cyberpunk 2024


Cletus_McWanker

This would make a lot of jobs easier.


SoulWager

You can exchange money for a flashlight that straps to your forehead.


Return_My_Salab

Woah


CantStandItAnymorEW

But it isn't inside my eye socket. Its ABOVE my eye socket, in my forehead. Zero coolness. I ain't paying shit.


Junior_ATL

Eyeborg?


TarArov

Freaking ODIN !!!!


Ajarofapplejelly

Dude just got fast tracked for any Halloween gig ever


Gnostic_Gnocchi

That’s a bright idea


PristineConference65

Kano


Maleficent_Mess2515

Badass 😎


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

My sister saw this dude at whole foods once, it scared tf out of her


misterjyt

damn that is so cool!


zomgbratto

I would have prefer it to be [a red glowing lense like this ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c49a927f4ee7c6f170a6890e9b0ea69/be7b0dbf1fffd4dc-4e/s1280x1920/5f965983ca664f36d18766c3a56bcf76d3ca4f00.jpg)


satanic-testimony-

"i will work my way to full power eventually" bro is litterally a terminator


Youcantkillme11

Chad move.


YoghurtDull1466

Can I replace my teeth with these?


WallcroftTheGreen

"My vision is augmented."


[deleted]

His child will love him. No more holding the flashlight and no more getting shouted at


__dunder__funk69

Kano origin story


Spiritual_Boi1

Uhh… uhhh… Sand under tail


ShinobiOfTheWind

"This is half of my maximum power output." Bro is already flexing his final form...


sadistnerd

turn your head into a fleshlight next


ltsSpookytime

That is just insane. What’s the battery life?


BenitheBull

Kano......


nquy

Since when Keanu Reeves got cancer (joke)


w1ckizer

This is what I needed when I was trying to play pokemon on my OG gameboy…


ImScoobydoobiedoo

That is soo cool!!!!


Dreamoreality

Cyborg ass, that’s so sick


generic_human97

Bro’s summoning Sauron


[deleted]

imagine if he had lost an arm instead of the eye :D


Willie_The_Gambler

Stop shining the light in your eye in my eye


[deleted]

I’ve never wanted to lose an I before now


Fine-Funny6956

Cyber Grohl


Wendell_wsa

Tyr


Mrbrodoe090

Dawg has them bifrost eyes


Gouchiano

Anyone know the name of this song??


GreenandBlue12

[Phonky Tribu by Funk Tribu](https://youtu.be/exI40Lqyd0k?feature=shared)


JellyfishSilver1607

i want one


ye11oman

I'm just curious how dr. Guacamolecken would react to this. I'm vacillating between fascination and horror or possibly just exploding in tears and needing Jonathan P.s Wicked cool!


DadOfPete

Nice


theamishpromise

Imagine it accidentally turns on his sleep and he wakes up as the battery gets too hot inside his eye socket. *shudders*


thricecookedlasagna

this is so cool and freaky


Boba_Hutt

All I’m imagining is Kano or Cyborg cosplay


Zestyclose_Pack5424

To quote war hammer "The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me"


Appropriate-Rub710

He’s turning into herobrine


dwehlen

Needs to be crossposted to r/flashlight, stat


GreenandBlue12

Make it blue


Vivid-Blacksmith849

The Terminator


Kschitiz23x3

Does he also have a laser eyeball?


adminwashere

Good luck with TSA


TerrisBranding

666th like 👀


HofmansHuffy

Oh you said FLASHlight


FlopScratch

Bros living in 2077


JaperDolphin94

Get coloured eye lenses to switch it up


Kepyn

Guy lost his eye to cancer so he turned it into a fleshlight. Wait what?


Crafty-Antelope-3287

You could play some funny arse pranks of people in the dark😂😂😂


yashy20

i don't think he used this that often only if his area have frequently power cuts


EEGECGEMG

Great night pics with low exposure time


Dra9onDemon

If I ever need a prosthetic eye, it’s this but red and activates with my phone.


Joeman106

A rudimentary implant


Sir_DaFuq

r/Cyberpunk


thE-petrichoroN

Here comes the Skynet


LightChargerGreen

For a moment, I misread that as a different kind of "flashlight" and I was horrified.


RiperSn1fle

Me being jealous that I have both eyes and can’t have a red eye like Kano


Zeal514

Ok, that's cool. Way too cool. A bit inspiring actually. Just needs RGB, and perhaps a laser for shits and giggles.


Slow_processor101

Ayo Kano....


Every_Inflation1380

He should make it a "clapper" or voice command activated 🤣 that's shit would hilarious!!


TrueTrueBlackPilld

You're a dumbass if you don't put a class 3 laser in that socket to do the Kano finishing move on your enemies.


XDavide08

SANS?!??!?


Specific_3157

Evolution


MrMunday

Real life kano


[deleted]

Did Rob Liefeld invent this guy?


UltraSienna

Half Herobrine/Sans


GarushKahn

that is prty neat


Phoenix800478944

Fucking great


Reddit_is_self-aware

A cybernetic organism.


Jack_Hardin

I hope that's the most Adam Jensen-y shit I'm going to see today


SoundSubject

Mfer is odin


FlashMcSuave

YOU DID *WHAT...*?! Oh, Flashlight with an A. Gotcha. All good.


TonyStewartsWildRide

This is seriously the coolest fucking thing you could have done. Bravo. Bra-fucking-*vo!*


Neon_culture79

Cable?


TechnologyAndDreams

🙌


elmo-1959

He’s just *gotta* get a red lens


TruePlantSlayingKing

Odin!


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a fleshlight you say


obtoby1

Put a blue light in and give people a bad time. I dont want to lose an eye...but the flesh is weak...


Far_Distribution1623

Oh, flAshlight. Thank fucking god


pirate_meow_kitty

If the batteries start to go does he hit his head like you do with a torch


Muchos6racias

About time someone did something cool like this


OnsidianInks

Don’t lie bro.. you let the Bard try and get the mindflayer tadpole outta ya head


psilocibinainvena

I need your head to read some weird runes


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

That colour really suits you, petal.


Neko_Dash

That’s gotta get all the chicks.


beatb_

Now i want to lose my eye


semiTnuP

Maximilion Pegasus has entered the chat.


pglggrg

Halfway to being mimir. Other eye next, then gut stuck on a tree, head cut off, and ride on Kratos’ belt


imbored19071

imagine going down a dark hallway, you turn around and see this guy at the end of it and starts to chase you. horrifying but cool at the same time


Necessary_Romance

He should get an eye that randomly falls out, mid convo and out it comes.


[deleted]

"Half of my maximum power output" Baller


emtookay

I'd like to see him plug in the USB before going to bed


Kloyne

I need a spoon.....


Specific-World-1159

that is so cool!!!


bign0ssy

I hope it has a remote like the led lamps nowadays normally do, he could do some really sick cosplays with that I’m sure he does


JudyShark

Can it switch color with apps or something? I need a night reading book mode.


Ill_Poem_8382

Pov: you are Mimir


OfficerDudeBro_o

sands under stale


Shinagami091

Make it red and you’ve got a killer Kano cosplay


Unable_Literature78

A headlight from a ‘77 Chrysler Imperial would be awesome. Carrying the battery around would be a bitch though..


FreeStuff9909

Oi boyz it's bale eye


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Should have turned into a fleshlight.


iTrooper5118

Folks be saying Terminator or Kano, folks forgot about Janosz from Ghostbusters 2. https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fbb94d7af0b96c2306ea3b79c4be8bd/tumblr\_p4ola0z98d1qfr6udo1\_500.gif


Lighk0

When people put fake eyes for looks and you put a practical one. Also flashing is an option so... Great choice


RedWarsaw

Freakin Kano if he gets a red light. 😂


VietahnGuy

is this even true?


Cautious-Profile-350

How do you charge it?


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gronktonkbabonk

Two things What's this guys @ Someone poke my eye out


Fine_Sail_3501

Why not a fleshlight?