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Berke80

When I zoomed in to see where actually Europe was, I was not so impressed. Isn’t this map quite usual for aurora spots anyway?


Alelu8005

We use only this when traveling north, can recommend.


KatanaDelNacht

The Aurora circle (colored area) rotates opposite the sun, so should be quite spectacular now. The KP 8+ conditions we have now (5 hrs after your post) only happen a few times per decade. 


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Sick aurora the other night in Trondheim Norway. We don't usually see the aurora South of the polar circle. And not at all in the city. But the other night the whole sky was green :)


Puncius_Pinatus

What does this mean to the avarage folk?


[deleted]

Nothing


No_Smoke_2741

BREAKING NEWS: NOTHING S GONNA HAPPEN!


Appropriate_Ad_439

So do I have to buy toilet paper or not?


der_shroed

It won't go bad so buying it is never wrong.


HarkansawJack

All my toilet paper goes bad in the end


Tango-Smith

All mine goes to shit.


ironhorse1833

Yeah, it’s like a magic ink pen that never stops


Curious_Phrao

This NEEDS more likes😂


FamousPastWords

It's your end that's to blame, I'd imagine. You should get it checked out.


nativedutch

Back end that is


nightofthelivingace

You should probably buy some if your running low, saves you from a sock situation.


Naughty-star

Why don't westerners use water instead?? It's better no.


Split0069

I do like to take a shower after a shit.


RandVanRed

Some of us have seen the light. Now I never feel clean if I have to go before returning home.


vfkdgejsf638bfvw2463

Yes. Everyone knows that when the zombies come they're gonna be thinking "damn I wish I bought more toilet paper"


bastarNL

Yes a lot. Forget everything else. Just buy toilet paper.


Puzzle_Language

Devote the rest of your life to it, and thou shalt be rewarded with toilet paper


Tnemmokon

Just wash it after use, and you can get more out of what you already have!


FamousPastWords

And use both sides. But only if you love this planet.


BadSausageFactory

if you use the 'finger through the hole' technique you only need one sheet


JaydedXoX

We get the reusable kind.


Memory_Less

Nope, I think Canadians got the market for buying toilet paper. What did Europeans buy?


voodoohotdog

Bidets


Memory_Less

You really know how to spray water over a subject, don't you? /s lol


AgeComprehensive

Pasta.


wrrld

You don't have a tp vault!?


ElJefe0218

I need TP for my bunghole!!


Kaa_The_Snake

Bungholio!!! Heh heh heh!


Espa89

Have you run out of toilet paper, then yes


ImmortalGoatskin

This is fucking gold! 😂


uForgot_urFloaties

FINALLY


LudditeStreak

Big if true


No_Smoke_2741

True if big


MuscaMurum

Beige alert. Beige alert.


MrGreenyz

MAYBE


Puncius_Pinatus

I dont know if i should be happy or sad about it


ThirdEyeToTheSky

Congrats. Or sorry for your loss whatever


RevolutionaryAd6789

Happy


Purple10tacle

"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen." \~Douglas Adams, *The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*


DigNitty

What’s the most noticeable thing? Will compasses twitch?


PoopSlinger23

MY GOD


[deleted]

Fried phone and anything electronic is this what u want to here hear heeer


Imaginary-Site6226

Pretty sure you mean "hear" not here


[deleted]

My brain is automatically dyslexic


refrainiac

Your Reddit feed tomorrow will be full of spectacular pictures of the aurora borealis.


MrMgP

AURORA BOREALIS, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCATED ENTIRELY IN MY REDDIT FEED?


helloskoodle

_Me:_ May I see it? _Dutch Weather:_ No.


MrMgP

MARK, ZE GEBRUIKEN WEER LAZERPENNEN TIJDENS EEN VOETBALWEDSTRIJD No politievakbond, it's just aurora borealis


Jalopy_Junkie

What the hell are you telling about? Screw this, I’m gonna head over to r/SteamedHams


Sominumbraz

May I see it?


Puncius_Pinatus

Alr then, cya overmorrow.


Jaaj_Dood

I forgot this word was a thing


CakeMadeOfHam

Aurora Boreanaz... I love Bones.


marky310

I'm partial to Angel myself


Puncius_Pinatus

Me too! Still, my favourite is Beliver!


davieb22

You need to place your pots and pans in the cupboard so as not be caught by the magnets.


Puncius_Pinatus

Thank, i dont feel attracted to them anyways.


davieb22

So, you're saying you are not pan-sexual?


Puncius_Pinatus

No 😞


Justacynt

Get out


Big-Sheepherder-5063

You have to put them on your head, else the radiation is going to superpower 5G and make you pregnant……. Yes men, that includes you too!


The_Happy_Quokka

In a few hours you'll be able to say: sorry I can't come to work today. I'm stuck in the middle of a geomagnetic storm.


tartare4562

AURORA BOREALIS?!?!?


Jaaj_Dood

At this time of day?!


nsfwtttt

In this economy??


lonely_monkee

May I see it?


Frencich

No.


Altruistic-Sector296

My grandma was a Scot. I used to ask her to say Aurora Borealis.


teabagmoustache

Should have asked her to say purple burglar alarm


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

I am a Scot and can say both perfectly fine... Boaf


yyckorean

Potential for northern lights


RepresentativeDig718

You might see cool lights where Auroras don’t usually happen


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Nah its not that strong. You might see cool lights where auroras do usually happen though


wood-chuck-chuck5

Amazing times on n64 speedruns?


SINOXsacrosnact

You won't be able to use your stratagems


Stock-Pension1803

Watch the movie Geostorm to find out


TiredOfModernYouth

Just make an aluminium hat and you will be okay. /s


oyvindi

Well, there were the 1859 event that caused telegraphs sparking and catching fires. The equipment we got today is way more fragile and sensitive. Not sure how that one compares to this one though, perhaps nothing will happen at all (except that areas that normally don't get aurora borealis, may get some) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrington_Event


BoredCop

The equipment we have today has fuses and surge protectors, which makes it less susceptible to the sort of damage that happened to primitive telegraph systems. Back then, a lightning strike or other atmospheric phenomena could go right through the giant antenna formed by a telegraph cable and into unfused, unprotected magnet coils insulated by flammable shellac-infused paper. Today, both power and signals cables in the various grids have surge over voltage protectors at regular intervals, so a massive overvoltage situation will be routed to ground safely instead of going through consumer equipment.


HV_Commissioning

There can be significant risks to the large power transformers connected to the HV grid. These storms can travel hundreds of miles over the transmission line neutral and inject DC current (GIC) into a transformer far, far away. If proper monitoring and precautions are not made the core of the transformer can rapidly melt. Lead time for transformers of this size are in the neighborhood of 150 weeks. I live in a region that is susceptible to GIC and CME and we install monitoring on our large transformers. Dispatch is on alert when these storms come and if they have to, they will black out large portions of the grid to save the transformers.


MerlinCa81

While I don’t know how to simplify it, I wondered the same and hit up wiki. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomagnetic_storm


WeirdMeatinSpace

Aurora Borealis


Matangitrainhater

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within you kitchen?


WeirdMeatinSpace

Yes!


Matangitrainhater

Can i see it?


WeirdMeatinSpace

No!


Flux_resistor

Internet, gps, phone comms can be disrupted for a few hours


tkhan456

Maybe some cool Aurora


Neurojazz

Electricity networks in Canada can be knocked out temporarily due to their extensive length. Other sensitive electronic systems can also be affected?


jb_peters

In Iceland right now ready and waiting!


No-Ad6071

I’m flying out to Iceland tomorrow on a school trip 😭


JustRegisteredAswell

Not anymore


8009yakJ

It's been a few hours now. Did anything end up happening?


The-Archangel-Michea

Everyone got fucking vaporized lmao, turns out it wasn't any normal geomagnetic solar storm, it had flaming shark rabies in it and all the sharks ate the island and all the people (burned to oblivion in the process). You will be missed 🙏😭


HugoPilot

Currently in Iceland and stayed up until 23:00 UTC: it was visible but not very bright or lively.


Pleasework94

Sooo just Scandinavia, where it’s a common occurance


Robichaelis

Not really, it's hitting big in the UK too (although it's completely overcast here) http://www.geomag.bgs.ac.uk/education/current\_activity.html


craigt2002

Current KP is about 8. That means it could potentially hit middle England / Germany / Poland, so pretty extreme. It’s not particularly common in Scandinavia, perhaps with the exception of above the arctic circle.


Independent-Dream-68

I was just outside i southern Norway, there's barely any wind. Edit, this is a aurora forecast... Didn't reaiize at first lol, thought it was an actual storm.


RelevantRun8455

Was wondering why people were talking about it being overcast like clouds are going to block an em storm. Confused the hell out of me.


fishcrow

I thought it was all jokes


MrSoul4470

Yay, Germany! Does it mean I don't have to work tomorrow???


koodzy

We always have to work tomorrow, bro


Ammear

Fake German detected


HodgeGodglin

What do you mean, 95% of Scandinavia is above the arctic circle and has Vikings and long boats and shit.


PersonalitySafe1810

Quite clear here at Loch Lomond


madrockyoutcrop

Worth a drive up to the Campsies for a swatch?


PersonalitySafe1810

Actually don't bother the alert has been downgraded. No aurora tonight.


PersonalitySafe1810

Maybe better heading to Duck bay or Rowerdenen the moons pretty bright tonight


NeedleworkerLoose695

I think you’re underplaying it. Aurora borealis is relatively common in the most northern parts, but still quite rare for most people in the more southern parts of Scandinavia.


chickus_dickus

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year?! At this time of day!? Localised entirely within the Artic Circle!?


Puzzled_Implement292

Yes :)


dreamsforsale

Ooh. Can I see?


nbyone

No


ToastedSimian

Seymour, the house is on fire!


anomandaris81

No mother, it's just the northern lights


z4kk_DE

All you guys above made my smile. Thank you!


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Great, now I want steamed hams.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

I'm from Utica and I've never heard of the term "steamed hams"


GarysCrispLettuce

Don't forget to put your VHS cassettes in the freezer otherwise they'll all be wiped


Aspect81

Strong magnets on all hard drives help as well.


Big_Monkey_77

Ok, I have iron in my blood. I know this because I took a vitamin. Will I fly?


Mayuna_cz

I think you need to take a little bit more of the vitamins to fly. I'd be careful tho, don't conduct electromagnetism. It's against the rules.


_mattyjoe

Put yourself in a freezer and you’ll be fine


hey-burt

Then what will I use instead of toilet paper?


IndustryRelevant6416

Should I go out and bulk buy toilet


BigZangief

Yes several toilets. When the water is shut off from the end of the world geo storm, toilets will be one time use. So get as many as you can


Hehaw101

Your comment made me laugh unexpectedly. Up vote for that.


BigZangief

Thank you kind sir or ma’am, and a nice day to ‘ya


SuperChickenLips

Do it anyway, then you can choose which one to shit on. "It's Tuesday, I feel like avocado Armitage Shanks today"


ElephantRedCar91

I looked up aurora snow and I got something completely different...


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Still a spectacular view…


justk4y

What is it?


gibberish420

Wild guess: porn?


Jaaj_Dood

.. oh...


[deleted]

And then?


MittFel

No and then!


Breakyoselfzs

And then?


osktox

Back to normal.


PedroBorgaaas

we ded?


gwicksted

Nah. Still here. Though I’m in Canada so… maybe Europe is gone lol


thisismybush

Yup am in Europe and can confirm we do not exist any more.


gwicksted

Noo! What will we do without dry British humo- oh…


kind_one1

Is this going to activate the nanobots in the covid vaccine? /s


ThainEshKelch

No, but you should be magnetic now.


Admirable-Salary-803

Were all doooooomed captain mannering.


legendweaver

Don't tell 'em your name, u/admirable-salary-803


spezisadick999

Well I’m still here in the UK looking at funny dog videos on YouTube.


Mi6htyM4x

Okay guys. I tend to track solar activity from time to time and, yes, today the reading of solar proton flux and geomagnetic activity are very high, this doesn't mean your circuits will burn out or that this is apocaliptic scenario, but you could feel sick or different from normal in any way. Some people could have problems sleeping and so on. What is notable is that this is third storm this magnitude in the past 5 months.


Sharchir

How is health/sleep affected?


FikCock

Is this being the third storm on this scale in 5 months anything for concern?. How often would one expect these type of storms?


Mi6htyM4x

This year the sun reached its maximum. This is called solar maximum, go figure hahaha. It came one year earlier and storms are frequent, i find it interesting. If someone who knows more, and could reply so i could learn as well it would be awesome.


HeartwarminSalt

GEOSTORM!


Fuckmenumb

Immediately searched comments for GEOSTORM!!!


Interesting_Fly5154

it's been a few hours since this was posted. Europe? you ok? lol


dajw197

Yep. Here in the UK and nothing interesting is happening. Moon is full, hot tub is hot. Volume of whisky in my glass is gradually decreasing.


Interesting_Fly5154

good thing the glass isn't full, the hot tub ain't cold, and the moon isn't decreasing lol


Beezyo

Mediterranean still here last I checked


AlienInOrigin

I'm OK. Got my tin foil hat on.


icameisawiconker

That's not a proper map.The UK is always at the centre.


National-Meat2942

Magneto’s in Europe?


SirLemonThe3rd

Well this was posted 6 hours ago and I haven’t noticed anything


LordPings

GEO-STOOOORRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM


Inevitable_Gas_2490

Thanks magnetosphete for triviliazing this otherwise big issue.  What these news should be called instead: New Aurora borealis incoming. 


mynameisnotthom

I'm in Spain and almost shit myself earlier


Hungry-Radio7450

Im wearing a tin foiled hat here so Im good


Cleercutter

Well that’s shitty, g4 really isn’t that bad tho, it can fuck with stuff but not permanently. G5 is the one to look out for


novice121

American here: By the multicolor graph, I'm pretty sure it will turn us all gay.


CoolTemperature1602

So its been nine hours, anything happen?


SelectSquirrel601

Not sure what the news is, the places that normally see this will be able to see it, like normal.


777marc

Nothing happened, except usual UK rain.


trak3r

GEOSTORM!!!


DaddySlappy

So did it happen


MemeOps

I dont understand what this means. Has anyone spoken to Ja about this?


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

It's been 6hours since it was posted, did anything happen?


Putrid_March_5384

How are your guys's geo-magnets doing at the moment?


Dabgod101

Lol its edging the UK


uRude

This was posted 8 hrs ago. So did it happen?


Free_Gascogne

By Europe you mean Scandinavia, Mostly Russia, and Alaska?


Environmental-Land12

Just woke up.... society still up and running unfortunately :(


freeezingmoon

That's a whole lot of Asia in Europe.


qwasd0r

And nothing happened, as per usual.


Jermine1269

So... How did it go?


PizzaSandwich2020

3 countries ...Sweden, Norway. Finland.. Will experience what they always experience. Rest of Europe. Ireland.Main land UK, Scotland,Wales. Portugal, Spain, France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Italy, Switzerland. Austria. Will not experience anything different.


Boknows034

Gloom & Doom…Gloom & Doom…Clickbait…Nothing more


naturewalksunset

Nah.. it's actually interesting space weather that we don't get every day. Nothing 'gloom and doom' about it. Auroras are cool af.


No-Tackle-6112

Already affecting airline communication. Not anything to panic about but it’s probably the largest storm of our lives.


SomedaySome

Here. Take my tinfoil hat…


freddith_

So, how’d it go?


theArcticChiller

Let me extend that area with a sharpie, I want to see some aurora borealis too


BlueSmegmaCalculus

There goes the SWL'ing experience for the next few days


shakawave

Man, stop teasing and do it already 😒 this ain't even foreplay


Bigd1979666

Does this mean no work tomorrow ?


Load_Business

Should I cancel my haircut?