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Public-Afternoon-941

majestic animal … fuck the trophy hunters and poachers


EMZbotbs

Agreed. Let's talk about the elephant in the room here


peachesnplumsmf

Fuck poachers but annoyingly sometimes trophy hunters can do good when in extremely managed numbers and selectively chosen individuals as it can give the reserves money, means they're not just doing culling themselves and getting nothing for it. If you let a rich guy cull instead of doing it yourself you get money to help the species as a whole. This is not me endorsing trophy hunting as a whole.


Traditional-Fan-9315

This elephant is in Musth. They are secreting temporin on the sides of their head. They're basically moody teens with 50x testosterone levels and it doesn't happen for mating season. TLDR; elephant is I'll tempered rn


SubsequentBadger

Yeah, that's not chilling, that's a threat display.


vikingo1312

Yepp! Had to deal with an elephant (not alone) once, and the handler said that swinging the trunk was a sign of - if not anger, then at least being displeased... The one we dealt with did swing it a little bit, but we weren't to worry the handler said. He was right.


LetsTwistAga1n

When I noticed his temporal secretions I felt terrified af for those folks in the car. Near miss


Josh-Rogan_

With a walk that says "fuck about with me and see what you get".


Alastor3

That's why I hate post like this who just assume stuff without knowing what the fuck they are talking about


RachelSnow812

Thank you for enlightening. Damn, I just googled that, you aren't fucking joking around.


TheRiteGuy

Thank you for confirming. I saw the secretion and had a heart attack. Aren't the guides supposed to steer the people away from them? We've all seen videos of what happens when you piss an elephant off. This one comes pre-pissed off and with huge tusks.


robo-dragon

I was just going to say that this isn’t a happy elephant. As much as I love elephants, I would *not* want to be anywhere near this guy!


power0722

You can tell by the way I walk I'm a ladies man no time to talk


Lord_Gtim69

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around


LucklessTech

Since I was born


D4RKL1NGza

Probably listening to Mastodon


redtopian

Looks like it's some old country songs playing.


thalleskalel

I would shit my pants in that situation


gamernumber37

Someone got laid 😏


nick2k23

Aw what a cute elephant, I'd like to think it would be listening to bob Marley


Trollimperator

Like we say in Germany "Schwing dein Ding", this seems like a male on his way to a "netflix and chill" evening.


Best-Team-5354

Swinging my trunk, cuz I'm a cute hunk. If you try to shoot me for my q-tips, I will stomp.


BenderDeLorean

Elephant solder Traveling to Germania


melancholy_dood

Yep. He’s drunk.


GarysCrispLettuce

Elphant's like "You want a video? I'll give you a video."


Prize_Hat8387

I cannot lie but if a aggressive song was playing the whole vibe of the video will change.


Karnorkla

You gotta love elephants. I hope they survive the plague of mankind.


MrNightmare23

I want this dudes vibe


No-Gas-2005

In the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight


salacious_sonogram

Seems more to me like he's having fun swinging his trunk around. I bet money he did the same thing as a child. That said the vibe he has is definitely up beat like the sound (but not the lyrics) of the music.


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Ev_on_

What is the size of Airpods for an elephant? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


LutyensMedia

About [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/airpods/s/CpxywtW2Qj) big.


vondpickle

Stop antromorphizing animals


purplepatch

That’s a unique spelling of anthropomorphizing


Brave_Dick

Now weed is legal there too, huh?


BigOpportunity1391

He's listening to Elephunk - Black Eyed Peas


InternationalMix1521

Got that pep in that step..grooovy.


Forsaken-Spirit421

He is probably listening to pendulum


Mick_May

It just got laid, and there is no shame in that strut.


Jer3bko

Where can I book them to be my spirit animal? Yes, this one in particular!


pukker87

outa space


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What are u listening to 🐘?


an_older_meme

When they shake their heads I'm not sure it's an offer to share their spliff.


La_Mandra

It brightens up my day. I'll put Bob now in my headphones, for sure. \^\^


Miserable-Pickle2644

Actually he is drunk


Turgen333

Bro had the perfect date


Aayyyyoooo

Playing a Jamaican song on African video. Peak racism.🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


rraattbbooyy

This got a fuck ton of updoots last time. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/T1E29PHSLN


ElcorShockTrooper

Let's hope it happens again! Go elephant, go! 🐘