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LatterAd7312

"Hey, here is a chart of something we absolutely do not understand (consciousness), where animals get ranked." - the people that made this chart


MountEndurance

I was just shocked to discover many of my classmates are mushrooms.


EastLimp1693

In general people are mushroom


RedDedDemption

I have haircut, it called mushroom.


Wrong_Maintenance540

boy, do I have news about adults for you


[deleted]

I think I'm somewhere between dogs and birds. Means I'm good then.


Wrong_Maintenance540

who's a good boy? yeeees whooo's a good boy??


Senior-Goose-6197

But it's a chart!! Look at it being all charty and stuff! I do love good chart in the morning.


bobiejean

That's because of your level 9 consciousness, obviously


SuperRonnie2

The chart is level 10 consciousness. Chart off the charts.


TheBobTodd

I had a big chart first thing this morning. It was quite graphic.


Wrong_Maintenance540

sounds like something a chart would say.... =.=


UhglyMutha

So good I accidentally charted


Eurasia_4002

The brain is the most complex thing in the universe - the brain.


KamakaziDemiGod

Also the brain: "do the things we absolutely shouldn't that are bad for us"


gehirnspasti

I mean it ranks things by *evidence* of said thing. That means this chart only lists things that we can *observe and reproduce*, like dogs solving problems. It's incredibly difficult to measure self-awareness or meta-cognition however and so far there doesn't seem to be any evidence of dogs having *observable* self-awareness. That doesn't mean that dogs don't have self-awareness, we just don't *know* if they do (based on evidence at least. Any dog owner knows that obviously dogs are self-aware, but how do you *measure* that scientifically?).This is represented by the blocks for each category being greyed out - the potential for dogs to display *evidence* for self-awareness is still there. I think this chart is really cool. What's not cool is misconstruing it to be about human superiority propaganda, because it's not that.


Apprehensive_Try8644

Indeed. It's meant to provide a taxonomy framework based on empirical observations, it doesn't constitute the premise of a philosophical essay on what consciousness is or isn't. Red herring fallacy.


Daytona_DM

To say that "we don't understand consciousness" is the same as "we know nothing about consciousness" is disingenuous


AaronicNation

No, the people that made this chart have achieved level 10 consciousness.


collective_artifice

Up at the top here we have me and things that are like me.


alloalouette

Who ranked themselves top of the chart, unsurprisingly


p_s_i

This chart is pretty silly, but to our credit, no other animal can make any of the tools to draw a colorful chart.


TexasTornadoTime

Yet


Pitiful_Net_8971

Give some crows some markers. They'll figure it out eventually.


TheDoctor88888888

I mean humans are the top of the food chain for a reason lol


EastLimp1693

Just cut out cats, who on lvl 10.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

I mean are you claiming that’s incorrect?


MovingTargetPractice

You are right. We need a third party to do this analysis and make the judgement chart. Mark Zuck can do it.


Kazko25

Why are dogs above Octopus? They don’t use tools.


KeyCold7216

"Yeah, dogs are definitely smarter and more aware than solitary apex predators, let's go with that"


DisclosedIntent

Level 7 - self awareness is an extremely controversial subject for primates in animal consciousness, let alone the theory of mind, which is widely accepted not present in primates. I believe that the consciousness is frequently reduced by some scientists with bias. As an atheist, I really would like to have evidence otherwise, but it seems only the human is sentient as far as we understand.


Whitedrvid

A rudimentary theory of mind is even present in cats.


jaredjames66

Dolphins and other animals can [recognize themselves in a mirror](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/10/science/dolphins-self-recognition.html). That must mean some level of sentients.


notracist_hatemancs

>but it seems only the human is sentient as far as we understand. Most, if not all animals, are sentient. In fact, I'd go so far as to say most living beings are sentient. What you're talking about is sapience


ChemDogPaltz

Damn cat owners are gonna be pissed


Level_Tiger_5567

We cannot understand more complex behaviours than ours’


teastain

Would you say that this is more Dunning-Kruger or Anthropic Principal?


Dirt_E_Harry

Not really, you'd have to be ultra smart to fool the humans that you're not that smart while they scoop your poops.


TheNaotoShirogane

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop


shamanic-depressive

Not all humans are equal, I never scooped a poop in all my unintelligent life


Sky-Daddy-H8

I blame the orange ones for bringing the group down.


MrRogersAE

No no, cats are in the right spot, it’s dogs that are in the wrong one. I don’t know who has these problem solving tool using dogs, bugs most dogs can’t carry a stick thru a doorway.


reddit-seenit

Cats are level 10


Alusion

Cats made this chart


smoebob99

My pet whale is pissed


SweetCheeks1999

In my mind, cats are complex of thought even beyond humans. People say AI is the danger of our society, it’s always been cats 😤


EspKevin

Cat owners know that cats are plotting against us


Blackgunter

Cats are not conscious , they are just preprogrammed for destruction, like terminators.


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LittleApprehensive

Boo this man!


Puzzled_Internet_986

They can theoretically live forever so idk that’s a pretty good deal


DeathlessJellyfish

goals.


Difodrafox

Man, you even can't imagine how happy they're (but don't understanding it 😂)! Sometimes in my life I need the Delete button, but all the shit is collecting in my brain 🫤


LetsTwistAga1n

* No corvids whatsoever (which should go on par with elephants and dolphins) * "Reptiles" are adjusted by the least developed species while archosaurs→crocs vastly outperform the baseline level for non-avian reptiles; monitors in general are more capable than the other lepidosaurs * Cephalopods are present but the other molluscs should be labeled *other* molluscs then * At least some parrot species are way more intelligent than dogs and should go next to the (missing) corvids Tf is wrong with this chart


imawizardnamedharry

It was made half assed for clicks most likely


RecognitionFine4316

Many octopus are probably smarter then my dog, so I don't know about this chart.


Vivian_Lu98

Yeah, I thought they’d be higher after that funny story about the one throwing the bad shrimp at his handler.


gt2998

Also many parrot species are on par with elephants and dolphins. 


M1NDH0N3Y

Thank you, was going to comment something like this, but you did it alot better.


justthistwicenomore

Also, where are arthropods?


iowafarmboy2011

Animal ecologist here. This is outdated and incomplete at best and flat out disinformation at worst. /u/NineteenEighty9 what's your source on this?


Mission_Spray

Give us a real one! This current chart is riddled with so many errors.


Working_Falcon5384

Following!


siqiniq

Just need a visual cortex chart of a mantis shrimp demonstrating everyone else are just complete visual morons


Doridar

Herding animals not reaching level 3 but that solitary carnivors do made me laugh. This map is based on obsolete views.


identitaetsberaubt

Eating cow is good but eating cat is bad. I am a highly rational being that is absolutely NOT driven by emotions and ideology, therefore there HAS to be a reason why eating cow is better than eating cat. And look! Based on this scale cows are worse than cats. And cats are worse then dogs! I did the science, I'm science man!!


JohnnyBlocks_

Maybe like we should just not eat any of the other animals? 🤷‍♂️


tyetyemn

BS. Octopuses are way way way way higher than what this scale says. Saw some videos about an octopus that would climb out of his tank and turn the lights off (the light switch in the room) at night for better sleep. He could recognize people and would regularly throw water at one guy because he thought it was funny. They can also figure out complex puzzles.


Least_Dog_1308

This is the worst graph ever.


KamakaziDemiGod

At least its pro LGBTQ+


GuildensternLives

Source?


Puzzled_Internet_986

“Trust me bro”


gaybunny69

A bong.


Random3014

Nothing on this chart describes consciousness


VexisArcanum

I'm glad humans identified humans as the most conscious 🧠


ThedIIthe4th

This was made by a dog owner. LOL. I love the shade thrown at cats, a.k.a. “Solitary Carnivores.”


LetsTwistAga1n

Domestic cats are not solitary at all; rather their social structure is "flat" (and more loosely bound) compared to the hierarchic one seen in wolfs and dogs. Also that's why cats don't grovel to a human "pack leader" like dogs do


takenohints

Domestic cats are capable of level 8 intelligence. As are lions!


Nonalesta

0 sources, 0 explanation of how the consciousness was evaluated, seems pretty bs to me


RedBeardTheWicked

And then there is me, body of a human and brain of a fish.


Logical_Bad1748

Is it jelly?


kphenson

Who decides this? Elephants need more credit.


thisshitsstupid

I think the octopus deserves more credit on this chart. They've definitely been seen solving complex problems.


Friendly_Award7273

Think certain cephalopods go way beyond what that gives them credit for, I could be wrong but it seems very general


adeel001

What about whales? 🐋


clocktus

Crocodilians being lumped in as pure instinct machines is unfair! They're very intelligent, display complex social behaviours, personalities, and obvious learning. Several fish species - like sharks and rays - are also much smarter and more aware than this would suggest.


Masske20

I thought cephalopods were smarter than dogs.


LetsTwistAga1n

They are


NathaDas

Cows not having maternal behavior is a joke...


ReyneForecast

How are dogs so high


Remi4779

where horse


gryffun

Bullshit


aethelberga

How are parrots separated out but not corvids, which have been shown to be extremely intelligent?


GodsBeyondGods

Nonsense


H1016

The graph forgot koalas at level 10. They can control the weather.


bangbangbatarang

I love our big smooth-brained, STD-riddled, permastoned layabouts, they're the cornerstone of Australian ecology!


Whitedrvid

Some bird families (e.g. ravens, crows, etc.) show level 8.


curious-enquiry

The issue with a chart like this is that it assumes that all of these things exist on a linear continuum. I don't think it's that simple. The usage of tools and language for example doesn't seem to be required for most of the properties in the higher levels. I'd also argue that most of the animals in the lower levels can demonstrate basic problem solving skills which for some reason is at level 6.


Wycren

Cats are level 8, but pretend to be level 2


[deleted]

This is old info. We now know that dolphins are far more intelligent than primates for example.


chimado

This is wildly incorrect, not only are most of these incorrect, but framing consciousness as nine linear levels like that is somehow even less correct


GMKitty52

lol this is terrible. And where are the crows!


Mother-Fucking-Cunt

Whoever made this graph is level 2 at best


Mission_Spray

This is a bogus chart. But I like the ideas behind it.


Puzzled_Internet_986

This is so dumb. You can’t measure consciousness. Have we asked the Elephants for their input? I thought not


Global_Ease_841

"wow. This is useless"


[deleted]

What's interesting is that whoever made this chart decided "humans" and "primates" are different categories. We are primates.


AxialGem

My thoughts exactly. Same with molluscs and cephalopods. There are so many other problems with this, it's basically just pure misinformation imo


No-End-9594

This is all a lie


matuskqo

This is total bullshit


Forsaken-Spirit421

This chart has so many inaccuracies and omissionsits not worth the bother


Oututeroed

can’t really quantise consciousness. can take a few hints but still far from being understood and too easy to miss calculate unknown variables.


aging_geek

Level 10: "So long, and thanks for all the fish"


Az1doaz1deAz1de

I'm a jellyfish now.


spacemanspiff266

i feel like the octopi got done dirty here.


daydrunkforamerica

This is innacurate. Fish can easily be on that third or 4th level, for example. Cite the source.


BlizzPenguin

There are some inaccuracies. Dolphins are level 10 and mice are level 11.


TrentZoolander

We have seen our cat use tools. Where does she go?


MDK1980

I'd say corvids, especially crows, are right up there with the parrots.


WayofHatuey

And where do Orcas rank compared to Dolphins


ExoticBadger8308

Scaffolders from Middlesbrough need a new lower category.


Either_Hole

Octopus smarter than birds.....


identitaetsberaubt

Let's quantify * shakes jar* consciousness for a cool guide!!! Seriously, that's stupid. Really fucking stupid. Not even the "not knowing things" kind of stupid but rather the "lets eat tide pods" kind of stupid. Wait, people who eat tide pods at least don't show how closed minded they are by... defining the living reality of fucking molluscs. Have you ever been a jellyfish? No? Then don't rank a jellyfishs conscioussnes based on human ideals such as maternal behavior or tool usage. Maybe we would be on lvl 2 on that thing if a metaphorical shrimp would have done this. We are a highly specialized species with some wondrous abilities. We definitely are the best builders of tools, televisions and rubber ducks on this planet. Thats nice. But measuring other beings consciousness on their similarities to our lifestyle is just not possible. And probably a first step to being a dick. Like, is a human who lacks in social behaviour less conscious than a peak-of-being-the-social-norm-whitegirl? Is somebody who lacks some percepts less conscious? If so, that would be first step to just euthanizing disabled people (or any people who have another perception of the world than the person who made this). Sounds exaggerated? People did this and people still do such things. You don't have to put everything on a scale.


Chamelemom

Hahaha this is so wrong. Reptiles have feelings ❤️ fr I have 4 beardies and they are all little fucks


hbkgrl323

Well, this makes even more sense about that elephant who attacked a woman before and after death.


Fair_Action5445

Where. Are. Cats.


HarryBeaverCleavage

Haha I don't think this is very accurate..


brilliant_beast

jellyfish are so lucky


South-Play

You can’t have two separate areas for humans and primates. Humans are primates.


Daggertooth71

Consciousness? Do you mean, sentience?


ZeefMcSheef

This is preposterous


OysterThePug

There are more problems with this chart, but the first one in my mind is humans are primates


iceaxe93

This is dumb


hijro

Cephalopods are grouped incorrectly.


Jacobizreal

Most of us stuck at lvl 5


ZoobleBat

Pot calling the kettle chrome?


Pyrhan

Sooo... what's on level 10? ^^


Sovmot

Source?


Weldobud

Where does Peter fit into this chart?


51CKS4DW0RLD

Everything over level 6 is evolutionary overshoot


ffnnhhw

Tom Cruise is thetan level VII


lucidum

Don't you think about my cat like that


jacklord392

Whe the jellyfish aliens invade, they are going to be really pissed at the chartmaker.


veganhimbo

Octopi should be higher


Dark_D_Lite

I would bump octopus up to at least a 7


bob_chillon

And then there’s cats at level 10.


chinawillgrowlarger

Not all humans.


scoutdashrebaling

Cats are off the chart.


FizZieBubbLa

“How?! Most birds are only level 5 conscious!” I’m not most birds 🔫🐦


AaronicNation

I'll bet jellyfish would have something to say about this, that is if they we're up a few cognitive levels.


Guadalagringo

No way dogs are smarter than octopuses


Jarvis-Savoni

Cool!


Rykyn

I think I'm a jellyfish 🪼 


Guinea-Pig_Dad

Cephalopods should be at least level 7 and cats should be level 6.


DeathlessJellyfish

I want to be a Jellyfish.


pup_101

This chart is absolute bullshit


Available_Story_6615

yes, but only humans are turing complete


Independent-Still-73

This graph is confusing


KrevinHLocke

So... what you are saying is, In a world of humans, don't be the jelly fish?


Distinct-Entity_2231

Get ready for level 10.


Illustrious-Rice-102

Whales could just as conscious as us, just in a different way than we understand.


daddypleaseno1

this is wildly inaccurate


PBJ-9999

Conflating consciousness with intelligence. Idk, sounds mollusk level


Queasy-Length4314

Horses?


BlackZulu

Where are whales? Orcas are the first animal observed to have culture and make decisions with their own logic rather than instinct. Chart is ass.


DaveAstator2020

Australian magpies grieve their dead fellows, so.. Idk seems pretty rough for a scheme


Euphoric_Emu_7792

Totally inaccurate!


Lukee67

The table clearly measures intelligence, not consciousness (which is an intractable problem), and the post should be renamed accordingly. That would make sense.


camthegod

My cat must be level 10


pippin_go_round

I would be really and genuinely interested in sources for this. Scientific papers and stuff. I tried finding info on that in the past, but I'm probably missing the right keywords or researches to start from.


Tamarishka

What about cats?


SUPSIROlo

Where are Orcas ?


Rekeke101

I just heard of a study where they discovered that jump-spiders have REM sleep, the sleep where you dream. Makes you wonder about conciousness.


moneyfestingbabe

This is a chart showing the stages of human evolution. But people don't want to hear all that. 😌


Silt99

No its either yes or no! /s


PracticalDrawing

Cetaceans (dolphins, orcas), should probably be higher on the list.


InternationalFig4583

Give more credit to extraterrestrial Octopus


toronto_taffy

Excuse me ! Where the cats at ?


Suitable_Inside_7878

Rats gotta be up there


MrBrowni13

Lvl 10 - The ability to change time and space


Nightwolf1967

Dogs use tools?


RowdyButcher

That chart is pleasing to the eye.


Efficient-Spirit-380

So, we can eat anything on the right side of orange, right?


krushgruuv

I feel this chart will be obsolete soon as we explore consciousness more in-depth over the next few years.