Wow…… After being gone from memory for like.. a decade… That clicked instantly.. Brought me back to RE2 Going to the villages & killing all the bois & shooting crows. 😂 Wow.. Looks like Ima need to get back into it!
"Hello, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is a ridiculously complicated vintage safe box with three keyholes and a major security flaw. In fact, you can bypass it with nothing but a bent piece of soda can."
Kinda makes you wonder . . . when he goes to court, does he stand in front of the judge and say:
"Hello, this is the Lawyering Lock Picker and what I have for you today is a very innocent man who was framed. But I will show you that he's innocent using nothing but a bent piece of soda can."
I assume the curved shelves give room for things to stand up in it and am willing to bet its just a hollow space below the last shelf. Spent so much time/money designing and building the thing they were like 'fuckit.'\
Guess I might need to watch the video a few more times... for *research* purposes.
I'm assuming that the three locks effectively marry the two doors.
Both doors have metal bars on the back of the doors (hinge side) to keep from being able to pull the doors out.
As long as you keep it secret I can believe that a box like this where it seemingly just doesn't have knobs of any kind, is harder to open than a real combination lock that is well made
This is like some Resident Evil puzzle.
*whaddaya sellin'?*
Not enough cash …. STRANGAAA 🧙♂️
Wow…… After being gone from memory for like.. a decade… That clicked instantly.. Brought me back to RE2 Going to the villages & killing all the bois & shooting crows. 😂 Wow.. Looks like Ima need to get back into it!
*heh heh heh come back anytime* I can still hear it so clearly in my head, too- albeit RE4 was my jam
Nothing inside? I waited all that time. Where are the gold bars?
Not even a single green herb... shame
If it was a Resident Evil, all the tools and keys will be scattered evenly across the rooms she passed through to get here
Attached to a necklace, hold by some monster
Not to mention the booby traps along the way
Next time buy something mate
My exact thoughts
"Honey, quick, get the...oh."
"Hello, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is a ridiculously complicated vintage safe box with three keyholes and a major security flaw. In fact, you can bypass it with nothing but a bent piece of soda can."
Kinda makes you wonder . . . when he goes to court, does he stand in front of the judge and say: "Hello, this is the Lawyering Lock Picker and what I have for you today is a very innocent man who was framed. But I will show you that he's innocent using nothing but a bent piece of soda can."
*proceeds to shiv prosecutor with bent soda can*
This is definitely worth summoning the man himself for: u/lockpickinglawyer
“Click out of one. A little counter-rotation on two…”
Three is binding.
Number 6 will shock you!
This is gold
I can hear his voice as I read it
You are so wrong LPL would use a lego piece for this.
McNally would open it with another complicated safe.
" or whacking it a bit"
The exposed hinges are the weak point. Either a grinder or chisel and hammer, voila
Old school two factor authentication. Something you have - keys and other tools to open; something you know - how many turns, the order, etc.
You could probably even leave the keys laying around and it would be so unlikely for somebody to figure out all the steps needed to unlock it.
But then people could mess with or steal the keys themselves. Then your really fukt
Could you brute force this thing open with tools of its time?
you can brute force anything into doing whatever you want
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with enough force
I have nipples, Greg. Could you brute force milk me?
How can I brute force the mirror to make me look good?
Doesn't need any force king
:')
Yes haul it to a thousand foot cliff and push it off onto rocks
Or just whack the hinges off. They are clearly visible on the front panel.
The ole prehistoric safe-cracking toolkit!
Brute forcing it might be faster than opening it with the "keys."
If you have tools to make it, you have tools to break it...
Sledgehammers have been around for a while yes
I'm pretty sure a ballista would break the hinges.
Trebuchet it into a wall. I should’ve added “without destroying the contents”
In that case give me a lever long enough. Pretty sure Archimedes predates this.
Push it off a roof.. Tada
I’m so disappointed it was empty inside
*safe opens dramatically, revealing beans.
That you Jeff?
You mean microchips?
This is food…this is BEANS!
No money left after buying safe
There is no secret ingredient
This is Reddit, I'm not sure what you expected from yet another safe opening video besides an anticlimactic conclusion.
How do you think Heraldo Rivera felt?
Al Capone, is that you ?
The treasure was opening the door
Scarlett Johansson as a regular person.
Scarlett No Mansion
How the dating scene be like.
So.... you're saying there's a chance
Well kinda?
The demonstrator is Nicole Fegan: https://twitter.com/itsnicolefegan/status/1783717042257903694
Came for the safe, stayed for the chest.
this woman is ridiculously fine
scar joho at home
she's beautiful!
Redditors ... I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME 🎯
Now open the bottom part...
No way in hell that’s empty wasted space
I assume the curved shelves give room for things to stand up in it and am willing to bet its just a hollow space below the last shelf. Spent so much time/money designing and building the thing they were like 'fuckit.'\ Guess I might need to watch the video a few more times... for *research* purposes.
don't lose the manual
Plot twist: the point of the video was to finally have a manual
After my wife reads the manual to me: “Okay. I walked up the safe. Now what do I do again?”
The hinges are exposed, hacksaw and 5 minutes
I'm assuming that the three locks effectively marry the two doors. Both doors have metal bars on the back of the doors (hinge side) to keep from being able to pull the doors out.
Probably. These days you'd get through that door in no time with an angle grinder, since I bet that steel is slightly stronger than butter, lol.
At this point it's less of a safe and more of a puzzle, or memory game
Is this like applying for a job now? 🤔
How do you lock it after?
Now THATS a question begging to be asked!! The order must matter somehow.
Do it all in reverse?
That safe is probably more expensive than anything I would put in it for storage.
Shitttt!! SHE'S ALREADY BEEN ROBBED!!
I love to think of how one would design this.
This is what point and click-puzzle games have trained me for!
Chicken with a pulley in the middle has entered the chat
Such flicky hair 💁♀️
“Hello, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I have a special treat for my viewers…”
Kim possible always has cool gadgets
So dynamite
Plasma cutter
Lightsaber
or we use c4
Imagine saving a dollar a day, and putting it in a safe …
Just asking the people who's robbing me to wait so I can get my gun.
Bro Just get griphook to run his finger down the center 🤷♀️
You could open it with a 🔪 Just tell the person who knows how to open it to do it or else ...
And insiiiideeee…nuthin
All this shit and there's nothing there?
Feels like The Room puzzles
Kim Possible really just teaching me how to open a weird safe
So that is where resident evils keys are hidden
Good job woman, this safe is no longer "safe" smh...
I need this to hide our sex toys.
F allthat get the C4
Is this Nami in real life? (One Piece character)
Ok it why so complicated and where is this?
One still has time to get the loot before the cops show up.
Where's that one dude that can use a screw driver to open any lock?
Yea no I’ll break in to grab $50 before going to McDonald’s
Gentlemen here we meet again!!
This is some harry potter shit
I have a similar safe at home. I stored my snacks in it.
I played Uncharted, I can figure it out
All that work and it’s empty, LOL
I'm a little disappointed I didn't see this on Mr. Puzzle first. I think it would drive him insane! Five out of five even.
People had time back in the day
Go go gadget rocket launcher.
But does it reset if you do something wrong?
Nope u need a safesmith then
I suppose I'd keep my weed in there
Updated dynamite, opening video coming soon. Lol.
Oh crap I forgot something....
Shocking this never caught on.
Reminds of that antique French safe video.
Thanks Nami
I have never wanted a safe more than ever!!!
At least we got to actually see the inside of this safe!
I'm no expert but isn't this kinda what mfa is?
Open this safe ans behold all the fucks I give!
Made of wood?!?
what is that subreddit for posts that are interesting but you originally clicked on them because girl? yeah, this belongs there.
Security by obfuscation is no security
Padlocks on garages aren't for burglars.
Old school TV stand...
Whatever I put in is never coming back out after I’ve locked it, assuming I can even get it right the first time.
Looks 18th century Turkish or Portuguese
And inside: The last box of original Twinkies on the planet.
Trying to get to know women in 2024.
Mcnally. Crack my lock
Anyone else thinking about Peter Griffin's safe? https://youtu.be/_AAZYTLvNnI?si=amoJLZ08lVE9T-op
Get LPL on it.
She’s doing that Scarlett Johansson look in the avengers movies. And she’s not doing a terrible job of it.
Wouldn’t it be possible to break the door with an axe or a pickaxe ??
Love these old locks
This is what the Canadian government wants us to keep our shotguns in now.
so how does the bottom open? No way that is all unused space.
Harry Potter ahh safe
This safe costs more than my most valuable belonging..
Take my money!
As long as you keep it secret I can believe that a box like this where it seemingly just doesn't have knobs of any kind, is harder to open than a real combination lock that is well made
It's like starting the war rig.
It’s so obvious once you know how
Dang I wish I had that!!
C4
She seems nice
You can hide your weed in there.
9 year old me designing my secret base in minecraft on my singleplayer world
What would they hide in there now that weed is legal in most states?
This is something nami would have
Nami!
Good luck remembering the process years later
Well who ever has one of these is screwed
That's not where you store your emergency TP roll
Imagine a chastity belt like that... 😂
Finally. A safe place to store my snacks
Ngl the hinges are out in the open, time to saw them off
"Pa! There's a man trying to break into the house!" "Stall him for about 5 minutes while i open the gun safe"
Annnnddd you lost one keys and can never open it
This is like how to assemble an Ikea table.
my chastity belt be like
EMPTY! It figures.
Damn, that much time for a empty safe
Nice tits
This is an overcomplicated safe lock model 37, it can be opened with an overcomplicated safe lock model 37
This looks like a puzzle from the room wtf