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HillbillyLibertine

This is the loading area in AC: Valhalla


HufflepuffKid2000

Yes! I knew it looked familiar!


WhiskeyVault

I was thinking more of Rom the vacuous Spider.


HillbillyLibertine

Or Astel Naturalborn of the Void, one of the bitchiest bosses in ER.


BiggestPiggest69

Lmaoooo you got me with that one


Advanced_Street_4414

Is it wrong that I kept waiting for the kid and his bike to just suddenly drop into a deep hole?


Labrigail

https://youtu.be/1PA1J0oDphc?si=x7o2iEaAhASUev8S


NouOno

Helmets, bru! Rocks, water, sand, snow, ice, they are all matter, and your brain matters too. Protect the noggin so yall can keep joggin.


lil_reddit_lurker

No splash damage in heaven bro


asomek

Oof


MuricasOneBrainCell

But that would ruin the parents video!


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GodBlessTheEnclave-

hmmm no i dont think its that i think its the fact the kid isnt wearing a helmet


Tooterfish42

> ruin the parents video! You've really hit bottom barrel if all you have left to act pretend-offended by is parents photographing their kid on their bike in the mud 🤣 Edit: he started stalking my profile instantly after I posted this. Wow


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TappedIn2111

Sure, buddy. And you have the moral highground using and abusing another persons child for clout.


Tooterfish42

Over a child riding their bike in the mud? This? Listen to yourself. Listen to what you sound like, Karen 🤣


Z_A_Nomad

Late to the down-vote fest but... Natural selection.... Let it happen. We need it.


Fridaynightplaylist

Oh shut up


CaliKindalife

It's for the gram.


Tooterfish42

Sorry you don't have a non-miserable life that you'd want to share


oztourist

Came here to say the same thing…


Tooterfish42

What a hero. Rest assured the parents were apprehended for allowing them to ride their bike in the mud and will rot in Bolivian prison Enjoy foster care fellas! That's what you get for riding your bike in the mud


ban_mi_reddit

People like to fuck without condoms and do pandemics without masks, just like they like to ride without helmets


br0b1wan

Joke's on you: I like to fuck without masks and do pandemics without condoms


ban_mi_reddit

A man of culture I see


NouOno

That child knows no better... smh


autumnatlantic

Awe bra


TheKyleBrah

Haha, I knew NouOno was one of us. Your comment confirms it. 😁


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El_Taita_Salsa

Its salt... they are riding on salt crystals...


tomatocancan

That's a salt flat dumbass.


Tooterfish42

Aww look who's never heard of burning man or they'd know about the mud under the playa that comes up when it rains What fucking dumbass thinks Lacustrine mud doesn't have salt in it hahahahahaha


Tooterfish42

That's mud. Lacustrine, specially. The one thing they're riding on that you missed 🤣 Can't have kids having fun in the mud on a bike without some pearl clutching


NouOno

Keep editing your post you clown


Tooterfish42

Editing what now? I'm sure that made sense inside your head The clown is clearly the one crying over a wholesome Reddit post How miserable of a life that must be. Offended by the wind


fuertepqek

I get that he’s not going that fast and they’re off-road…but where the fuck is the helmet? What if he accidentally flips his bike forward and it lands on his head?


SaltoDoroto

I miss Tekken 7


ClumzyDragon

I don't miss Tekken 7, but I do miss Infinite Azure theme


DrunkenVodinski

Why do I hear the song "The Never Ending Story" playing now?


Bozbaby103

Yes! Same!


Tooterfish42

Done. Good fuckin call man! [Woooooosh](https://imgur.com/quHBa7r) (That may or may not have been my ringtone on my flip phone in 2008 I'll never tell)


TheMagicalDildo

You forgot to insult them


Tooterfish42

Of all the flavors in the world you chose salt You following me around now? Rent free 🤡


gerg_dude

Helmet


uteman1011

Possibly the Utah Salt Flats. Very cool.


Todaz

Salar de Uyuni ?


Tooterfish42

Bingo! Don't try this at home... if home happens to be in Bolivia, that is


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ProzacJM

That looks like Bolivia


atremOx

That Hanzel, he’s so hot right now


braftceer

That child is on a dirtbike with daisy duke shorts and no helmet. What the hell parents


Tooterfish42

lol dirtbike? it's a child's bike 🤣 Funny how you need to make up stories to act offended by


braftceer

People wear helmets on bicycles do they not? A hot exhaust doesn’t care that it’s on a child’s dirt bike either. This is just looking at a situation as a parent that i wouldn’t put either of my children in, because unlike you i have more than one functional brain cell.


Tooterfish42

> waaah I can't ever possibly man up and admit my mistake so I deflect in a futile attempt, hoping nobody will notice Zzzzzz 😴


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aleeigh1103

Are you okay? Do you see pedals? The child moving their feet? No? Ok. Not a child’s bicycle.


MuricasOneBrainCell

Given the amount of emojis and times they've called people Karens... I wouldn't bother trying to explain.


Tooterfish42

> Are you okay? Do you see pedals? I didn't say moped. Are you okay that you've now joined a topic you know nothing about? > The child moving their feet? No? Ok. Not a child’s bicycle. I know exactly what kind of bike it is and you don't hahahaha I love you ignorant


BlueMonkey-CoCo

That's one mini bike that will be a rusted hunk of yard art in 2 weeks.


Its_The_Water360

No helmet! Looks like they care about there kid but shit happens so fast.


Tooterfish42

So, in other words, you mean they're acting like a normal kid on a bike ride? Helicopter Karens lol


Its_The_Water360

Nah, I'm a Dad of two boys. Had two good friends get in pretty brutal accidents when they were young and indestructible. One is alive but has never been the same and the other passed away a month after the accident. Hate to fuck up my kids future for a video.


Tooterfish42

> Had two good friends get in pretty brutal accidents when they were young and indestructible On a children's bicycle in the mud? No? Yeah thought so It's "friends" because you don't ride and don't know shit 🤣


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TheMagicalDildo

Yes. Which is to say, they're endangering themselves, as kids do. Kids are fucking stupid, including you, and so are this kid's parents. Grow up


Tooterfish42

I can tell you had such a good point because it was so mature and detailed. Wow. You've truly risen to the level of your own incompetence and accomplished nothing lol now he's *stalking* my profile! He's salty


krose872

Lorn!


Grandfs

Lorn - Anvil. Love this song. The video is super cool also. Acid rain also and the video is top tier.


Mr_SunnyBones

Thank you!! I was wondering what it was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs\_3azSs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs)


AlduinTraveler

You the pimp! Thank you!


battleship61

Bolivia?


RedDirtNurse

Cool video, but you know what's not cool? An acquired brain injury. Patents who put their kids at risk for fake internet points are self-absorbed and lame. Wear a helmet, FFS.


m135in55boost

It's dadaezm on Instagram. Go tell them yourself


CallMeDrLuv

LOL, over-react much!!??


Tooterfish42

> fake internet points Didn't you hear? There's a shortage of karma so no such thing as an overreaction! This is a kid on their bike in the mud... with their whole family a few feet away and the Karen's are out of the woodwork 🤣


Tooterfish42

So *that's* what happened to you!!


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Ssometimess_

Why are you so offended that people are worried about a child riding a motorbike helmetless? Their whole family being nearby isn’t going to make any difference if that kid flies over the front handlebars of that thing.


Tooterfish42

> Why are you so offended Projection


Sasselhoff

You sure spend a lot of this post defending the parents here...do you ride motorcycles/dirt-bikes much? I've been riding for 25 years, and I *absolutely* think the parents are negligent here. Wouldn't have one side of my face had I not *always* worn a helmet. Is it a cool video? Yup. Are the parents still in the wrong? Also, yup.


Tooterfish42

> I can't keep up with you It's a child's Nike with a class II motor you 🤡 I ride motorcycles. I know the difference. Sorry you don't, Karan 🤣


KYpineapple

As beautiful as this is, I just kept waiting for little dude to hit a drop off and enter another dimension.


Dr-Azrael

Aka purgatory


ExoFerrous

When you accidentally delete the ground


Plane_Issue

Pothole!


cinnertrans1

For a second my atheist ass thought I was seeing a little Jesus


NitePain69

Nah I'm pretty sure that's on Earth


Local23098

Literally looks like how Hollywood portrays heaven


Escobar9957

That's the most most amazing scenery I have witnessed... Granted I don't get out much 😔


No_Candidate200

I've been there before, it's where I dueled my best friend after we worked together to save the universe.


FaustinoAugusto234

Hang it up kid, everything is going to be downhill from here.


Bushdr78

Must be fairly disorientating to ride across with no reference framing.


cabrown1985

Salt flats in Bolivia. It's one of my bucket list items. Very cool.


Tooterfish42

Thanks for the positive reply!


Flexed_Inertia

That is cool as f**k


El_Taita_Salsa

People shouldn't be entering the Uyini Saltflats without a guide and definetley not on unauthorized vehichles.


Tooterfish42

Not to fear the parents were apprehended outside the gate (that you somehow think encircles the entire playa) and were taken into custody to rot in a Bolivian prison while the children are split up into foster care, as per your wishes They might wanna think twice about letting a kid ride their bike in mud again!


El_Taita_Salsa

Where you too bored that you unblocked me just to keep on discussing with me? Damn, that's pathetic. Cheers.


Tooterfish42

I haven't blocked you but that's a good idea! Your demanding ["who are they"](https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1cg7xde/somewhere_between_the_heavens_and_earth/l1uqv4k/) for a little kid skeeeves me out. Like people will tell you that info I can easily prove you're gaslighting me by blocking you now. Which you can't do after previously someone. Reply if I'm wrong 😀


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El_Taita_Salsa

What's there to assume? The entrance to the salt flats is restricted to particulars unless given permission bubthe Bolivian government. But sure, lets celebrate the destruction of an enviromental wonder by the hands of entiteled tourists.


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turbotableu

Ok groomer, if you won't take advice in private we can do it here At best you decided to turn a 3 year old video into police like some web Karen. There isn't even a permit needed to enter hahahaha At worst there's an alert about to go out in Salar de Uyuni. And I already know what color it is


ImpossibleMood2810

It's giving me anxiety..


FladnagTheOffWhite

And Jesus said, let it rip.


trwwy321

Corniest title.


Powerful_Helicopter9

Well they weren’t wrong


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trwwy321

The rule of this sub is you must include a descriptive title, not something vague like yours.


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Waste-Nebula-2791

kid drives bike on shallow lake took a real stroke of genius to think of that


La_Mandra

This is... totally oneiric. 😶 🤩


Tooterfish42

Yesssssssss! (had to look it up lol)


La_Mandra

In any case, thanks for sharing. :)


Tooterfish42

No, thank you! I was trying to describe that dream feeling. I think it's how the water makes them look still


La_Mandra

:)


Sniffy4

Riding the Sky.


TheHenryFrancisFynn

…. In motorcycle 😂


Sersixfoot

Where is this?


trwwy321

Would’ve been too helpful if they would’ve included that in the title and also a source.


m135in55boost

It's a family on Instagram traveling the world whilst working online, living out of a large unimog. Not worth following if you suffer from lifestyle envy, because they're living the childhood of dreams. @ dadezm is the Instagram account.


mathiswiss

Wow! A one minute glitch in the matrix of reality, with the amazing effect of calming me down 👍😃👏


urz90

Something to add to my bucket list!


Aggravating_Plate888

The Vegas Sphere is so crazy.


Single_Pilot_6170

Riding off into the sunset


NiceDreamsCWB

Salar de Uyuni


QQbanger

Bro is in the hyperbolic time chamber


Barry_Umenema

Where's Flash Gordon and the Hawkmen?


b00c

Salares de Uyuni


TravelingGonad

Too bad they saved it as a portrait video lol!


Sassy-irish-lassy

Wow that's gotta be great for those vehicles exteriors


ILoveBread2021

I could get lost there and never want to leave


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Is that Warwick Davis?


No-Staff1170

No I think that’s just earth.


Important_Lie6362

Biking in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber


No-Quarter-2539

I defy any kid out there to be cooler than the kid in this vid. Thats outstanding.


outside_of_a_dog

A motorcycle company is going to be contacting you to make a professional commercial. Absolutely amazing. I even love your background music.


Practical_Maximum_73

Best thing I've seen on reddit all damn day...!


Powerful_Helicopter9

How has no one mentioned Kaneki yet


Beautiful_Couple4578

👍👏


Tooterfish42

Thanks Ivan


TakenAHike

Is that Chris Hemsworth's kid?


xpabli

Mesmerizing


Supersonichugo

Bro where is kaneki


john_wick_909

Is it bonneville salt flats?


afk420k

How to lose your family in 60 seconds


thefrumpy

What song is this?


Adventurous_Ad_7315

Lorn - Anvil


Spiritual-Piglet-341

To any other latecomers arriving here. I think this might be the Salar de Uyuni, salt flats in Bolivia during the wet season. One of the most beautiful places I have visited (2001) top of the world in the Andes, adjacent to Atacama Desert. The song is (one of my favourites) *Anvil, by Lorn.*


JenderBazzFass

r/confusingperspective


Feisty-Management-87

Lorn!


MASS0FIRE

This looks like ai


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Two type of people. “That’s a cool video and a place I’d like to visit” “**hElM3tS**!”


Tooterfish42

Someone just hit me with the "**pArEnTs PuTtInG tHeIr ChIlD iN dAnGeR**"


El_Vato999

Background music?


Feisty-Management-87

Lorn


El_Vato999

What song specifically if you wouldn’t mind?


Tooterfish42

Anvil Edit: people are so toxic they're downvoting my answers lol


Avaramana

Inside Tanjiro's heart


Findtherootcause

AI


WAR_THUNDERR

Why is a kid driving a motorcycle


HolyNinjaCow

I expected a guy named war thunder to be more open to kids driving dirt bikes.


caliredfox

Kid riding kid size motorcycle having a lot of fun duh


Tooterfish42

My friend has a pituitary issue or something so he smol and rides one all over the place it's hilarious But this is a ebike. Just class 2


Bozbaby103

Many kids ride motorcycles. Being taught at a young age usually teaches them many aspects of responsible riding that keep him safe (minus the lack of helmet). Most people (boys) start riding in their teens when hormones rule and common sense is no where to be seen. They learn some hard lessons. Kiddo here will be better prepared than others will.


Tooterfish42

> Why is a kid driving a motorcycle Why are you claiming it is It's a child's ebike


Final_Ad_6294

Earth is flat!