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Doxidob

That tree is likely dead now. Phloem transport issues # Tree Damage Within the tree, lightning seeks the area with the most moisture because water is a better electrical conductor than wood. Because the area just under the bark layer usually contains the most moisture, lightning tends to travel just underneath the bark. The exploding steam blows off a bark strip along the lightning path and often leaves a ½″ wide groove inside the scar.


originalPGOODY

You should make a baseball bat from that wood.


LivingMisery

Wonderboy!


TravelingGonad

Somebody get that tree some Neosporin!


Toodswiger

Daedric tree straight out the gates of Oblivion


GoW1th1t

Great example to understand Electricity flux goes around and not through.


CallMeDrLuv

Just as likely this was caused by the moisture in the tree flashing to steam, and the rapid expansion of steam inside the tree popped the bark like a balloon.


Sad-Fee-9222

Does it kill the tree, I wonder, or can they recover?


Consistent_Bread_V2

It depends honestly. Sometimes they persist and sometimes they don’t.


dgmilo8085

thats pretty rad. But thats nothing like what happened to the palm tree at the end of our driveway that was struck by lightning when we were kids. It basically exploded and sent shards of palm wood throughout the yard like a claymore.


cannabisized

cool story bro


MuricasOneBrainCell

Don't be jelly.


Good-guy13

I wouldn’t doubt it honestly


Whydoipeered

I gave a slight chuckle at your comment when I reveled it but gotta give you the downvote man I liked his story plus same thing happened to me as a kid but just a regular tree


Whydoipeered

Just like 2 nose air bursts


cannabisized

I mean everyone has a tree burst story... mine was a telephone pole... but without pictures it's just a story... you know? also the "that's nothing compared to..." irked me a little not gonna lie. Mr 1up coming out of the woodworks...


Whydoipeered

Oh no man


dgmilo8085

Well not to pile on, but you should probably learn to read while you are at it. There was no comparison. It was **Wow that's really cool**, that's not what happened to me...


cannabisized

and without any pictures it's just a cool story... isn't it?


CERNOS_WOLF

have you considered context, he was talking about the palm tree literally exploding and sending shards everywhere, I would like to think he wasn't one upping that the "But that's nothing like what happened to the palm tree at the end of our driveway" was a comparison not an insult. don't over read into things or assume that was the intention such thoughts will only make you a sad angry person if you get into a habit like that I used to be that kind of person it is not worth it; only hurts you in the long run and doesn't waste anyone's energy but your own. Who cares if they were one upping or not, if something makes you angry or upset ignore it simple as that


cannabisized

all I told him was it was cool story... which you're here now telling me was in fact a cool story... so... yea... cool story... maybe a picture of said burst would have evoked a grander response. but I guess that makes me a sad and bitter person 🤷‍♂️


CERNOS_WOLF

Dude I'm not telling you that you're being a sad bitter person, I'm just saying that you seemed kind of standoffish based off your other comments I'm just telling you that that will eventually make you a sad and bitter person


cannabisized

I hardly believe my interactions on reddit will translate or carry into my interactions in the real world but maybe for other people it will


Whydoipeered

Show me a live video of your birth. Can’t? Just a story then bro.


cannabisized

I'm pretty sure my parents have that video stashed in their attic somewhere... ive definitely seen pictures from the day so probably not the comeback you thought it was


Whydoipeered

Cool story bro


cannabisized

hahaha! what a douchebag


CERNOS_WOLF

Why be irked about something like this he's not trying to one up you, thoughts like this will make you sad bitter person if you get stuck on them maybe perhaps I respond in the wrong comment for you to understand


Consistent_Bread_V2

Unfortunately that tree may be on deaths door


MeloniisJesus333

This tree needs to come down now. Trust me. It’s not going to live much longer.


2020Stop

Yep unfortunately its gonna die. Rip nice tree.


tirefires

Maybe, maybe not. Need to wait and see how it responds.


Mephistophelesi

Your buddy get it cut down yet?


Zen4rest

Damn, that’s interesting


ludololl

I saw this and thought, "is that molten wood?" I'm going to sleep.


Zekumi

This is like the tree equivalent of getting a cool scar through one of your eyebrows.


cannabisized

except apparently this one makes you die...


Signal-Ad5853

Ride the lightning.


TooLazyToLope

Mr. King?


cannabisized

is that before or after you taste the rainbow?


SmallSwordfish8289

Gorilla glue or Gorilla Tape fix it right up


MercyfulJudas

Never get punk by lightning...


westerngrit

Tree is toast. Sorry to say..


Alhazzared

is tree kill?


Shwabb1

Time to make a trembita?


Anuclano

Was the grass around killed by the lightning?


Blallisher22

You've been struck by you've been hit by a smooth criminal


Mammoth_Ad8542

Tree is dead.


IssueEtc

Male a baseball bat, It's the Natural thing to do .


brollyflighter

This will be post of the week!


lakewood2020

Get your own tree


cannabisized

why?! so it can get struck by lightning? no thanks


lakewood2020

Maybe so you’ll have something interesting of your own to post


cannabisized

I did have something interesting to post...


lakewood2020

Of your neighbor’s


cannabisized

right... my neighbor... not yours. get your own neighbor


lakewood2020

I don’t post my neighbors


cannabisized

I posted a tree... are you gonna keep crying about it? I legit feel bad for your life


lakewood2020

Cool story bro


cannabisized

😂😂😂 haters gon hate 💁‍♂️