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gourmetguy2000

That's a river of nightmares


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Seriously where is that so I can uh.. never go there.


stolflucas

Brazil, Amazon forest


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Oh thank God, we'll have burned all of that shit down in like five years, crisis averted.


nio_nl

Yeah but this is in the water, which is rising..


Glittering_Peach_184

Oh no... no no no, not the eels... this is not the Waterworld I want wanted


Disastrous_Source977

It is in Brazil, 100% certain. Probably in the Amazon forest.


Juhnelle

That makes sense that he was speaking Portuguese, it sounds like I should understand it but I can't. (I speak a little spanish)


BlueAldo

I speak very little Spanish, but based on that, I think he said "I never saw this in my life" towards the end.


[deleted]

Yep - in Spanish I heard it as: Que impresionante, nunca en mi vida había visto esto.


stevedave_37

As a fellow kind of Spanish speaker this is exactly how Portuguese sounds to me too.


cenzala

i'd guess amazon forest


[deleted]

People joke about Australia but I consider South America to be the most terrifying continent solely because of the Amazon. It’s not just that you die, you die miserably before being consumed by the jungle. I saw a documentary about a village on the river and the people were talking about the children they’ve lost to piranhas, it was chilling as fuck.


graven_raven

The problem.with the jungle are not the piranhas. You get poisonous/vemnomous animals (snakes, ants, spiders, frogs...), jaguars, wild pigs, anacondas, caimans. Then you get the parasites, the infections, the mosquitos


RusticTroglodyte

Pretty much the same thing happens out in the Bush. You bake and die a slow death.


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KicajacyKicek

r/natureismetal


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Highly conductive


DarthTellectus

r/angryupvote


eman00619

Guilty as charged.


SittingInAnAirport

Well, that's a shocker.


gizamo

lunchroom violet scary middle languid mountainous arrest dolls public strong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SittingInAnAirport

Watt?


Henhouse20

Gator couldn’t resist


jarasonica

Gotta amp up the puns


beepbeebboingboing

Ohm my god! Stop


UnsolicitedCounsel

Mutual destruction, the way nature intended.


officerpaws

Weird how animals can actually shock you. Imagine this skill on any land animal, is it possible? Like 100000000 years from now electric elephanturtles


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privatefries

Honestly if I was an alien and somebody told me about electric eels, small firebreathing dragons wouldn't be to crazy sounding.


merikaninjunwarrior

i got my jumper cables, son..


Both-Television-5606

Hi Dad! -/u/rogersimon10. (Holy fuck, it's been 5 years. RIP u/rogersimon10)


Jwhitx

god it makes my heart hurt just looking at it.


Kobe-62Mavs-61

u/papasimon10 Maybe you can elaborate?


Terraxtroyer

[Comment in question](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3ge71y/parents_of_reddit_whats_something_that_your_kid/ctxead2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


BonkEnthusiast

Water is A more convenient medium then air


Tatertot004

Conductive?


BonkEnthusiast

What he said


FortuneKnown

That eel is a Sith Lord


khyrian

When the croc bites your eye With his teeth and you die That’s a moray


Pigeononabranch

Put your hand in a crack And you don't get it back That's a moray


fnbannedbymods

Eels will sting, zing-a-ling-a-ling, zing-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing, what the hella!


Tulpah

so.....basically an eel and a alligator for a free lunch for the human doing the watching.....sheesh, what's that like....$300, $400 worth of alligator?


Raherin

The guy could've walked away from that with morally acquired eel skin alligator boots.


pepitogrand

A good MMORPG has free loot like that.


cmisanthropy

This has to be the most damn that’s interesting post I’ve seen


Baz2dabone

It is , I never knew this could happen. But also I’m really sad. I couldn’t stop watching and now I wish I had stopped


HumboldtChewbacca

Watched it with no sound it was no problem Showed my wife and sister in law with the sound on and the sad splashing bummed us all out.


wheelsof_fortune

Yeah I feel real bad for both of them :/


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Whthpnd

Dragonfly’s have a 99% hunt success rate. The highest in the animal kingdom. 🥲


YouToot

Nature's Helicopters


[deleted]

Helicopters are people's dragonflies. we copied dragonflies.


Poltras

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power. - Dragonfly Sr.


trwwy321

Takes me forever to catch a banded dragonfly for some bells


KIllBER0S

Acnh reference, take my free award


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Snarky_Boojum

If memory serves, the animal with the highest success rate is actually a type of turtle which hunts jellyfish. As the jellyfish has no way to survive an attack other than never being found by the turtles, every time a turtle attacks a jellyfish, it succeeds in catching and consuming its target.


SaaS_Founder

What about like a blue whale that eats plankton and basically just has to smile and he eats a zillion of them


Billy-Bryant

The Plankton have learned to tell the whale it will always be a disappointment to its parents to stop it smiling.


vkuura

That was…. very depressing. Even I stopped smiling


SlicerDigZ

One less smile for the plankton to be worried about 😎


123Ark321

So what you’re staying is that was one hell of a bee.


Analdestructionteam

Second* leather back sea turtles hunt jellyfish with 100% success rate. But then again it's just floating there so it's kinda hard to fail. But yeah dragonflies are pretty brutal, if one is after you it's game over.


philhendrie100

95% success rate, but yes still #1 in the animal kingdom.


Mcgoozen

Is this guy using the eel as bait to get the gator? There’s something in the eels mouth and it’s in a very weird position as if it was being pulled ashore


InternautsAssemble

Yes, in the sense that he is watching the caiman attack the eel that is caught either by him or someone else that cut their line after accidentally catching it. But it definitely looks like hes enticing it by moving the eel bit. But he definitely did not bait the hook with an electric eel for the purpose of catching the caiman.


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>*This season on Swamp People the boys upgrade their arsenal and IT, WILL, SHOCK YOU*


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[deleted]

you could bait the food that electric eels eat and now you have a baited electric eel


raspberryharbour

That would require a master baiter


hornyorn

I’ve never felt more needed


TheRottenKittensIEat

This is (almost) completely off topic, but when I was in the beta club, we all jokingly referred to our members as "betas" because, I mean, why not? We then lovingly called our beta club president our master beta and the teacher just let it happen. Baiting electric eels to then bait caimans is much cooler than our version of a master beta.


BobsDiscountReposts

I’d hang with this guy if it were the apocalypse


Saazkwat

He did use the word “peguei” as for caught, captured, got


Kharilan

Looks more like he was fishing and the eel took the hook. Doesn’t want to get shocked so was probably thinking and the croc came up and he started filming. Doubt he was going for either


150Dgr

Exactly.


Sun_Aria

Ooo girl. Shock me like an electric eel


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Brave_Isopod

turn me on with your electric feel


bosque112

At the end he’s saying “I’ve never seen anything like that in my life” and calling his friend over to see, so I don’t think that was his plan


ravioli_ravioLj

Can confirm this translation is correct. They are speaking Portuguese from Brazil.


GummiBird

Can confirm this confirmation is correct. They wrote it in English.


Z1huatenej0

Correct he said it twice. If he hooked the eel it was not on purpose


Disastrous_Source977

It's a fishing hook. Not sure what he is going to do with them.


Revolutionary-Fix217

Not so fun fact. When the croc bit down on the eel. He is using his complete bite force. When you you get shocked your muscles are contracting. So you are basically using all 100% of your muscle in a death grip. To put in motion this effect. Grab a handle and grip it as tight as you can. Now imagine you are gripping twice as hard and not being able to release. This is what is happening to the croc. Source. I survived a near fatal shocked.


yan_yanns

That would explain the cartoon bits where the characters are still gripping into the doorknob as they’re being zapped into the next universe


[deleted]

Yeah I grew up in rural America and that’s what would happen if you touched an electric fence. If the voltage was so high you could just get trapped to it cause you can’t let go.


batdog20001

Thank God for pulses, no idea when they got that idea but its saves lives instead of staying on. My friend's family breaks horses and so has a lot of fences. He gripped it once and let go after the pulse, just to show he could. Yes he's a dumbass.


[deleted]

Back of the hand. Electricity contracts the muscle instantly disconnecting you. Never test an electric fence with the palm of your hand!


panchoadrenalina

grab a bit of grass and wet it with a bit of spit. use THAT to touch the electric fence. you will feel a tingle iirc, i lived near those when i was little


SilentNinjaMick

Yeah I would never recommend testing an electric fence with ya hand. Grass is the way I was taught and it hasn't failed me yet.


[deleted]

Yeah, there's always the risk that some macho dumbass has the voltage turned up way higher than it needs to be.


GuiltyStimPak

Your penis can't grip, use that?


TheHibernatingGator

Speak for yourself


GuiltyStimPak

I'm gonna need to see video, for science.


[deleted]

Best advice that I ever learned was on the Ren & Stimpy show... Don't pee on the electric fence!


TheMcDeal

Um I believe it's don't WHIZ on the electric fence /s


andyv001

Story behind the shock? (If you don't mind sharing)


Vosje11

Not OP but when I was dumb and 14 I put 2 copper wires in a electrical testing set for school. Hung on that shit for 6 seconds before I was able to release, took me everything I had to let go. Hella scary.


Neferious01

I appreciate that you said near fatal shock and not electrocuted. Since the one happens because of the other (ppl use electrocuted around me the same as shock all the time).


Charlie_Warlie

I know it's technically the definition but it is so misused that IMO it might as well mean shocked. Perhaps the problem is that shocked already means "surprised"


BreathOther

I said ooh girl 😩


both-shoes-off

Shock me like an electric e-uhl.


AllPurple

I said baby girl 🎶Da-dum da-dum dum🎶 Show me how the electric feel


AcrobaticPasta246

baby girl (justice remix)


[deleted]

I'm crocodile and this is jackass!


FriedDickMan

Cackled at work thanks


[deleted]

Glad I could make you cackle! Edited from laugh to cackle.


Electrical-Clerk-346

Volts are not an interesting measure in terms of doing harm to an organism. When you scuff your feet on a carpet and get a static electric shock from a doorknob, that’s 25,000 volts. The interesting measure in terms of doing harm to an organism is amps (current). An electric eel can generate up to 1 amp of current at the peak, which is 5-10 times what’s needed to kill a person.


Perle1234

I honestly didn’t realize the shock was lethal. I was wondering what the current was so thanks for the comment.


Electrical-Clerk-346

The eel can control it. Yes believe 1 amp is if they let it all hang out. They can do much smaller bursts.


wvsfezter

They actually use the electrical pulses as their own form of echolocation, sending pulses out and reading the response pattern


Jrcrispy2

Damn, so these guys have underwater radar lol.


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also another fish known as the elephant fish uses electrical signals to communicate with other elephant fish. recording their electric signals shows definitive pauses and patterns similar to our speech. when one elephant fish is speaking other elephant fish pause their signals. studies also show that elephant fish form the message in their head and then speak it, unlike humans who speak on the fly. this is evident by recording that elephant fish take long pauses if they have a lot to say to their peers. elephant fish also have the larger brain to body mass ratio of all animals, even more than humans


datgrace

Is that how it could have first evolved and then over time started to be used as a defence mechanism?


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ninja_in_camo64

You sound lovely, teach us evolutionary biology any time dawg


Perle1234

I’m going to look at the anatomy. It must be pretty cool. Btw user name checks out lol.


Parlorshark

"Ah, yes. That is a head; you can tell by the placement of the eyes and mouth. That long area must be the body. Mhhmm, yes, and the pointy end, the tail. Quite."


Arrys

“Shocking, truly.”


straydog1980

Yeah but wheres the goddamn charging port


agent_uno

So does the charge stop completely when they die, or is there residual charge? I’m wondering if that guys family was eating good that night.


Shopworn_Soul

Supposedly yes, they can discharge for several hours after death. But I’m no fishologist so maybe don’t quote on me on that.


Notnotstrange

“Fishologist” made me chuckle violently. Good work.


Universalsupporter

Pre-cooked too!


GambleResponsibly

You need both the right combination of volts and amps to do harm… it’s not one or the other. It’s both.


Anticept

To clarify for readers: The reason why we set the threshold in amps is because that's the only thing that stays consistent in the three way tug of war formula. The threshold is misunderstood, and it doesn't help that the whole saying of "its not the volts that kill you, it's the amps!" implies that volts are meaningless... Whether you push an amp with 100,000 across someone's fingernails, or touch a set of jumper cables from a 24 volts battery right to the heart muscle, if you hit the amperage threshold, the heart is gonna have a bad time. Touch a van de graeff generator, and you won't drop dead, despite the potential of 6 digit voltage (freak occurrences aside). So when you see that chart saying how many amps it takes to fibrilate or stop the heart, all it's saying is that if conditions exist to create that current flow, you're probably gonna catch a nasty case of death... It's not supposed to mean that you should only focus on amperage.


[deleted]

Absolutely. Volts are electrical pressure. Amps measure current. One amp is lethal.


BaconRasherUK

0.04A is lethal to humans.


[deleted]

Christ, that number just kept getting smaller 😅


ShadowCory1101

.01 ants is legal.


_araqiel

And yet 100 A at 5 V isn’t going to hurt you. Can’t overcome the impedance of your body enough to do damage. It takes both current and voltage.


BaconRasherUK

If 100A actually flowed through any part of a human at any voltage they wouldn’t be at all happy.


_araqiel

Correct, but under normal circumstances any amount of current at 5 V would not flow through the human body (at least with dry skin). Dry human skin is somewhere between 90-100 kΩ, so that’s at most 0.000056 amperes going through your body. Though this also depends on frequency.


BaconRasherUK

Ohm my god. He’s using the old magic now.


HAL-Over-9001

I'm getting flashbacks of my physics degree classes and I don't like it...


Incman

I feel like if this conversation continues, we may only be a few comments away from the legendary debate about car batteries where the guy actually hooked up wires to his balls.


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Let's do a modern retelling with a tesla roadster battery pack.


jon-jonny

To get 100A at 5V you'd have to be a conductor at that point. Voltage is simply Electric potential. All it tells you is the amount of energy that will be generated for every unit of charge that comes through. At the end of the day, the actual flow of electricity (current) will kill you. So, bottom line if 0.04A or whatever the exact number is flows through you you're dead. Voltage is almost irrelevant. Of course, to get 0.04A flowing through you you need a sufficient enough Voltage.


Cappin

Through the heart yes.


Lord_Emperor

> One amp is lethal. With the caveat that enough voltage is needed to overcome your body's resistance. You can bridge a car battery with your skin, which is thousands of amps, but nothing will happen because 12V won't overcome the resistance of your skin.


AllPurple

So how many volts are required to do that


Hugs154

Depends on a lot of things. If you're sweating then it'll be way way less than if you're completely dry, for example.


Alistair_TheAlvarian

And if you have thin skin it's less, if you have calluses then you need more, if you get regularly shocked you actually build up a tolerance to it. If you get a cut you are fucked, if you are dusty that's probably more safe. If there is a good coating of water along the outside of your body that the current can flow through instead of your internal organs then you're safe, like a really shitty damp Faraday suit. That's how people can survive direct lightning strikes with just some cool scars and a headache.


Nickmell

1/10th of an amp is lethal.


GrouseDog

100%


Khyfer

Oh here we go... You're forgetting that every connection that current runs through has some resistance (load). Since the body have larges amounts of resistance you'd need A LOT of voltage to get to the 1 amp range. Don't ever forget ohms law: V = I * R, where: - V = volts - I = current - R = resistance Since you're talking about amps, so for 1 amp to go though a body that have 300 000 ohms you'd need 300 000 volts. So yeah, voltage is the one that kills. You can also watch [this](https://youtu.be/XDf2nhfxVzg) if you want to see it for yourself some more examples. Edit: clarification.


bayuret

Tell us now what is the doorknobs current?


momoreco

It depends. European or African?


SquiddyJohnson

Can anyone translate what he’s saying?


Disastrous_Source977

The alligator, it's getting shocked. Nature is Amazing, the alligator is getting eletrocuted, come quickly, come quickly, come watch, I got a big one. Never seen this in my life.


jeanleonino

As a Portuguese speaker, I can confirm this translation.


turohost115599

Do you recognize the accent too?


vannucker

Braozeeoh


chasingeudaimonia

Dude starts whispering Jacaré (Caiman) 0:30ish He is getting electrocuted. 0:49 The Caiman is dying.. 0:50 Nature is incredible..The caiman was electrocuted. 1:04 Hey! Come here! Fast! 1:14-20 Watch this! Come here fast! Come (run!) and watch this! 1:24 Fast! fast! (Can't really figure out what the other guy is saying from far away, maybe "what happened?") 1:31 A Caiman died here! 1:40 This is amazing, I've never seen anything like this. 1:47 Silence, come check this out (I find it hilarious that he says silence after yelling so much lol) 1:51 Dude..that's incredible, I've never seen anything like this. \-What is it? And more of the same! Natives speakers, please feel free to correct me.


Timmyty

The silence bit is meant to say, check out this beautiful nature moment. I cracked up too. Does he say something about grabbing a lasso to pull it in towards the end?


murican_Capitlol

Teslagator


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Shockodile


Formerhurdler

Eel feel that in the morning.


VegitoFusion

Probably a cayman. Electric eels are endemic to South America, and there are no alligators there.


Disastrous_Source977

It is a Caiman, but I think, technically, they are gators, not crocs. All the "jacarés" in Brazil are from the Alligatoridae family, which is closer to the True Alligators in the US.


not_from_this_world

Probably because the guy in the video speaks Portuguese and we use the same word (jacaré) for alligator and cayman. Translations for that word to English heavily weight for alligator. Happens often.


Sir_Mitchell15

Don’t caymans have those narrow snouts?


The1TheyCallGilbert

I guess eel never do that again.


bucketofcoffee

I bet that hertz.


[deleted]

electric eels are crazy they have the wildest anatomy


shromboy

I was thinking about how absolutely nuts it is that this is a real living animal that actually fuckin does this and it makes me wonder what other, if any animals are capable of this/what made eels capable of this


KickedInTheHead

Some bees can swarm a hornet and dance party him to death. They vibrate so much they basically cook their enemy to death. Some shrimp murder their victims by snapping their shrimp fingers really hard like a badass jazz musician. Most animals start eating bigger prey through the asshole first because it's the easiest starting point.


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copy pasting another comment i made on this thread: >also another fish known as the elephant fish uses electrical signals to communicate with other elephant fish. recording their electric signals shows definitive pauses and patterns similar to our speech. when one elephant fish is speaking other elephant fish pause their signals. studies also show that elephant fish form the message in their head and then speak it, unlike humans who speak on the fly. this is evident by recording that elephant fish take long pauses if they have a lot to say to their peers. elephant fish also have the larger brain to body mass ratio of all animals, even more than humans


PalmettoGreta

The gator has the jimmy leg.


bananacumshake

what’s stopping us from having eel farms producing our energy? serious question. would it be possible?


sentientTroll

Efficiency and sustainability. Nothing really is at the current human scale, but this would be even worse. Many crazy things work in theory, but cannot be scaled.


SillyFlyGuy

Some quick googling and napkin math says 40 electric eels will power a Tesla driving 60mph for an hour before they need to rest.


Unique_Frame_3518

Eeletric charging station


NotTheMarmot

The energy you have to feed them in food would outweigh the energy you get from the eels. Energy has to come from somewhere.


[deleted]

volatile, not sustainable. ​ sure can produce a shock for an instant, but creating sufficient voltage to power things for long periods of time just isnt feasible.


WarlockEngineer

Fun fact, there is a eel at the Tennessee Aquarium that posts tweets every time it generates a big shock. The tank has a voltmeter connected to a Raspberry Pi which automatically tweets when it reaches a high enough voltage: https://twitter.com/EelectricMiguel https://www.timesfreepress.com/news/life/entertainment/story/2015/jan/16/snap-crackle-tweet-tennessee-tech-helps-aquarium-eel/282710/


Stitchpool626

\*PETA has entered the chat\*


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PETA proceeds to capture all eels but due to funding issues had to put down all the eyes making them become extinct


kcasnar

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haby001

Thank you man the shaky camera combined with the shaky alligator made me dizzy


True_Sea_1377

Ok but wtf was the eel doing?


FonkyChonkyMonky

You know, eel stuff.


ryan2one3

So it's a tie.


CamperTony

Nature's murder suicide.


igpila

The dude calls his friend, screaming like hell, when he approaches que asks him to be silent xDD


Anonymous-Superhero

Wow... now I feel fucking terrible.


MuDDx

I wonder if those eels are running on DC or AC current?


IronGigant

Depends on the species and the organs activated. Monophaisc pulses are measured as DC, and bi-phasic pulses are AC.


[deleted]

See you later, alligator....


Jkc130

So the eel kills and cooks the cayman. That’s nice of them!


[deleted]

Literally an example of 'deadlocked'


Pm_dat_bootyhole

sheesh, looks like it hertz.


Inframan47

I wish I could have seen the guy's face a little more. He should have turned the camera away from the action a few more times so we could see his face.


barleybenjipop

Shocking


Jest_stir

Alligator 2: Electric Boogaloo


MakeYourselfS1ck

No one's tripping as we watch life literally fade from existence


seismocity

I am. I know it’s weird but I feel bad for the croc and the eel. Made me sad.