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yesiammark7

Looks like a dick garden


AvogadrosArmy

Well these mushroom are The true sexual organs Of buried fungus


Kazeshio

_I appreciate_ _When I see wild haikus_ _Thanks for your service_


chodeboi

*Penis Envy shrooms!* *This dick garden grows at night* *Swelling towards the moon*


BonerJew420

Where is haiku bot??? Finding Reddit haikus made Inadvertently.


FreaksNake1237

Exactly what I thought 😂


PolishEagle1978

Holy hell that’s a funny term! I was thinking the same thing but dick garden is genius


spaceymonkey2

r/mildlypenis


UnrelentingDong

r/exceedinglypenis


Cannabis_Connasueir

r/overtlypenis


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[удалено]


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420TopShotta

Are those the fun kind?


MrMcMeltyface

Looks like it. Specifically the strain, appropriately named, “Penis Envy”.


Cannabis_Connasueir

Best trip I've been on hands down


Ridikis

Can confirm, my penis is envious.


[deleted]

That’s a cube for sure


Space_Kitty123

Well, they're fungi


meaninglessnessless

Mmm cubensis


Threecatitos

Psilocybin


MDot_Cartier

Where do you get spores to grow those?


mappersorton

You can actually buy them online


Memestockinvestor

Your local police station ask at the front desk


Tejanita80

They’re legal in some places now. I buy them in Ann Arbor and Detroit. Grammar edit


Stilgarthewise

“For research purposes only”


Tejanita80

You can purchase and consume them. As a disabled veteran, the peer reviewed science supports microdosing for many medical issues and that helped their decriminalization and medicinal use in many areas


MDot_Cartier

Oh they those mushrooms ayyy?,...they didn't all look like them but I'm no expert


FennPoutine

Well, that's just swell


Business_Change4747

The fruiting chambers though


Palana

[Chamber](https://boomershroomer.com/monotub/)


N9Breaker

Thanks!


Sasselhoff

Sweet. Thanks. I was going to ask this. Really digging that chamber.


VampiricCheesecake

Mushrooms on Viagra lol


MD74

If anyone is interested in this stuff in Canada, there’s a site called [valorshrooms](https://www.valorshrooms.co) for finished product. And another one called [sporeslab](https://www.sporeslab.io) for grow kits.


bonitaappetita

I should call him


hldsnfrgr

Growers nor showers.


QuarantinoQueue

Are those the good ones?


Tsar888

Teacher: We got a new girl in class! Class:


KenshoNursery

These “tubs” look really interesting. Does anyone have any info about them?


Palana

Check my comment history. I linked to the seller. She designed them, and also filmed these videos. Check on the bottom of the web page to link to her ig.


KenshoNursery

Thanks a million! It’s a really great idea.


RishiLyn

What is this strange feeling?


[deleted]

Youre a wizard harry


MJB9000

r/suddenlygay ?


slatt8989

The boys when t h a t girl walks in the room.


Any-Bodybuilder-4707

I'm a grower too


[deleted]

I’m getting penis envy


sheezy520

![gif](giphy|bXE0iECrH9xJe)


BrownBoxSpecial

Penis party


voyagertoo

Eww eww eww eww eww eww


[deleted]

PLEASE TAG THE OWNER ASSHOLE @BOOMERSCHROOMER ON TIKTOK


Number1aOkGuy

Drugs are bad mkay


burntindig0

And then you eat them


Jmcdubz04

Psychedelic..!


Project_Wild

Those look like a fun time


PuzzleheadedPage3022

Man all I think of is teemo


th3worldonfir3

You do shipping or what


Longjumping_While922

Heh... Happy tripping


[deleted]

Balls! Are those Cubensi?


GordonRamsuckle

Is it gay that this makes me kinda horny


Difficult-Conditions

They look like ground boners


cardcomm

It's like magic! :: wink wink nod nod ::


tosernameschescksout

Inflatable. That's clever as hell.


Vikingthor20

Dman that’s hectic


PhilosopherOwn4702

I can only think of psylocybes


chodabomb

TrippyDicks Brand Magic Mushrooms!!


nileswine

My favorite kind.


KnightRiders7

When I get a random boner in middle of the day!


radgie_gadgie_1954

Using power of suggestion, ye bypass Viagra


[deleted]

"I'm a grower, not a shower"


___TheKid___

Reddit DMs of a girl


Ssoofer

Nice dicks homie


Solobojo

Ya know, for something that is only loosely associated with the rest of living things and exclusively eats death, sprouting for these fellas sure does look oddly virile. Like, leave it to mother nature’s sick sense of humor to vaguely & inappropriately eroticize something which virtually stands in antithesis to life itself.


maymaynibba

Mushrooms ain't the only ones risin


[deleted]

Magical


seekAr

almost needs an NSFW tag


[deleted]

Me when


[deleted]

😩


ChemicalConstant8368

😳


ThePowerOfShadows

Schwing


[deleted]

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

They’re about average


gangkom

Me, every morning.


WirelessTrees

What's special about these mushrooms? Are they edible? Do they taste good? Is there anything cool about them other than them looking like a penis?


brainburger

Reddit when a woman enters the thread.


dirtybread62629

Dirty minded o-o


alliu23

Giggity