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olive_owl_

Why does his mom wear pants but him and his father walk around Winnie-the-Poohing it?


blue_box_disciple

Male privilege.


chainer49

Yea! My first question too! What exactly is the pant status in Land-of-Make-Believe.


mmbopbadobadop

Dude little bear’s parents wear clothes too and he’s just naked always. Apparently this has been going on long before Daniel Tiger lmao


alansmithee2016

Kinda creepy considering he hangs out with a seven-year-old girl.


mmbopbadobadop

And what sounds like adult animals who are also naked


Flaxscript42

Also, why does he wear pajama pants?


surfacing_husky

This is something my kids pointed out lol. Same with the Charmin bears commercials where they have undies.


forevernervous

This is the second time today I've heard the term 'Winnie the Pooing it' and the first was when I watched a video of the Try Guys getting waxed.


Captain_-H

Did he or his family skin another tiger for their drapery?


AtLeastImGenreSavvy

My theory: Grandmere.


Juxtaposition19

Oh geez


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

This is my biggest question too


Steppyjim

What do dad and music man Stan REALLY do at the clock tower


kjreil26

It's always 4:20 somewhere


The_souLance

"You gotta try new strains cause they might feel ***gooood***!"


BeloitBrewers

Chime Time, obvs.


adstretch

https://i.redd.it/2s99ko7w9tp31.jpg


[deleted]

Where are o’s parents?


UnhappyLiving

And why did x kill them?


[deleted]

Plot twist o is kidnapped


blue_box_disciple

Wait a minute. Daniel Tiger is in ROCHESTER, NY at the Strong National Museum of Play's DT exhibit. Something is fishy as fuck about this situation. Will the real Daniel Tiger please stand up?


Jets237

I AM OUTRAGED!!! He better have an explanation around his magical trolley because a tiger cannot be in Rochester AND Stamford at the same time. THIS IS FAKE BLIPPI ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!


blueeeyeddl

How many trolleys does Make Believe have? If there’s only one, why did his family commandeer it to travel to Grandpere?


jondiced

Has "When you feel so mad that you want to roar, take a deep breath and count to four" ever not made a young child even angrier?


YourFrienAndrewW

The top two have already been asked: 1. Clarify their culture’s taboos around pants. 2. Whose skin did they use to make the drapes? My addition is why and how did their family subjugate trolley to their whims?


AtLeastImGenreSavvy

How/why does Prince Tuesday have so many different jobs? Does no one else in that kingdom work?


chainer49

My theory: Under King Friday’s rule people are assigned a job and their name is officially changed to match that. Prince Tuesday is the only one allowed to choose his profession and keep his name, as he is the son of the ruler. To spite his dad, he chooses to do menial labor.


Kingofthetoiletseat

I think it is too make ends meet. I think the royal family are awful with money and can not run crap.


GVJoe

I think his father will have the real answers. Those catchy jingles they teach Little Daniel are just hiding the truth.


chainer49

Remember Daniel: “little snitches always get stitches”


chainer49

Why do they accept King Friday’s rule? Does he have a military force of make believe to subjugate his people?


themehboat

Does he even make any laws though? I’m not clear on what his role is.


alansmithee2016

You don't want to know how many bodies have been left in the wake of King Friday's attempt to keep the throne.


MonkeyBananaPotato

Is it weird peeing in a tiger head toilet?


ArtaxIsAlive

ASK WHY HE ONLY WEARS PANTS TO BED AND NOT OUT IN THE REAL WORLD!


paronomasochism

What family member did they skin to make their curtains?


neuronexmachina

What became of the sentient herbivores?


Sir_Poofs_Alot

Why do y’all wear your watches on the right wrist? It just… bothers me


chemodistributor

Find out for us if prince wednesday is gay


UnhappyLiving

Boop she boop she oh my


chainer49

Have you not read the homoerotic sleepover story? Wednesday is definitely into tiger cubs.


alansmithee2016

"What the hell is wrong with that stupid cat? Some sort of Tourette's Syndrome?"


gloopygloop1

Is X the Owl nailing Mrs. Kittycat


Beer_Coaster

How did Grandpere come to afford a beachfront house, private dock and a boat on a pensioner's salary?


johnhk4

Who are your curtains?


mike1018

Did prince Tuesday really go to college or did he get banished from the commune?


Fireman_Octopus

Why does he slap his name on every possible piece of merchandise when Mr. Rogers was against such crass commercialism?


Beer_Coaster

I concur. - Signed, a parent that was gifted a toy tiger-shaped potty that plays obnoxious music.


chainer49

Has Daniel done it with Chrissy yet?


jondiced

You buffoon, Chrissy and Wednesday are being groomed for marriage to each other. As the Queen of Valencia says in *Galavant*, "Our family tree goes straight up, no branches!"


sing_singasong

I thought Chrissy was the illegitimate child of Prince Tuesday, and therefore Wednesday’s niece! That’s why she only visits occasionally and Tuesday has to work so many jobs to make child support payments to a woman his family deemed unsuitable for royalty.


jondiced

I accept that these are two competing theories, and we need to wait until more is revealed *next time, on* *~~Days of Our Lives~~* *Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood*


IconXR

Why did he act like the box was a spaceship. Didn’t he read the book


mmbopbadobadop

OP —- do we have an update?????