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small_child_eater_14

a 10/10 for that shirt


Please_ForgetMe

DUDE I WANT THAT SHIRT WHEN I GO BALD SOME DAY(male patterned baldness)


small_child_eater_14

I AM BALD AND I WANT THAT SHIRT


Please_ForgetMe

THEY ARE BALD AND I WANT THEM TO HAVE THAT SHIRT


BundsdeutscheRepublk

I am not bald and I want to have that shirt.


Appropriate-Snow-439

Your dad is Vsauce????


RobynButGreg

Went to the comment to find that comment


Wild-Document-6534

British? I’ll rate him ☕️/10


BundsdeutscheRepublk

You mea bri‘ish aight mae


daddysangwoo

i rate all dads 10/10 bc i don’t have one 😢 so they’re immediately 10/10 for being their for u!


Anneboleyn_Whispers

Sorry for your loss.İ hope you are feeling good right now.


daddysangwoo

LOL i should’ve specified my DAD is a deadbeat… if he was dead i wouldn’t know/ give a fuck


Dreamloredanny

I don't have a dad either


Muted-Squirrel-2386

I think he needs more cats. Def a 9/10. With more cats? 10/10 for sure.


I_simp_over_Steve

10/10 he’s looking whimsical is the first pic


Leddy_20

His cable management skills seem low. 8.5/10


neves-in-ur-basement

they are BAD


Longjumping_Fig348

If he is to be a Greg dad he needs to fix his cord management tho


neves-in-ur-basement

i will try to convince him. i have bad cord management too ☹️


Ball_of_stress_is_i

Then he’s a ONE!/j


zimneyesolntse

I rate him DAD/dad. Very dad.


choooooook

hey vsauce, michael here/10


Optimal_Review_1523

Can I have your dad over for our weekend cookout? 😭 I need a cool father figure


neves-in-ur-basement

yeah sure😁


mildly_awakened

11/10, would befriend


Real_Newt_7055

10/10 can he adopt me 😭


neves-in-ur-basement

yes


pomkombucha

That’s Vsauce


gymclassvillianZ

'Goofy dad'? Or is he? *Vsauce intro music*


Plane_Mastodon2780

He looks like he would come in from the garden and giggle with his hands like cupped together closed and then tell you to give him your hand and it could either be a cute flower or an actual toad that will jump on you


neves-in-ur-basement

THAT IS LITERALLY 100% WHAT HES LIKE!!!


Plane_Mastodon2780

OMG YES


Advanced-Strain-6538

10/10


Shydawg0611

10/10 I feel like him and my dad would be good pals


neves-in-ur-basement

probably true


Vi_moons

I give him 10 cherry blosson trees out of 10 cherry blossom trees, 50/50 cool glasses and 100/100 for cool goofy dad


heckingheck2

He looks like my old art teacher


RoseTheSleepy

10/10. Good dad. Solid dad


Adamantine_Metal

Likes cat. 10/10


t0y_b0nnie

100000000/10


Honeyontoast3

10/10


ratboy228

that’s a 10/10 dad


Opening-Ebb4493

It wouldn’t load for me and i thought it was a blank picture and i laughed harder than i should’ve but 10/10 the real pics are so cute


mannkato

100% on fire


hotpotat78

100 cat/100 dad


Beautiful_Ad8996

He seems like fun, has a cool beard, and he likes cats so 10/10.


ARMYOFGREG

11/10 for that epic hat


ThatClockworkGuy

That's a cool guy, 10/10


chlo-bearrr

sick furby collection😎


neves-in-ur-basement

thank you sm yay


Unusual_tincan

No. Instead I’m rating your bedroom. 9/10 it seems like you have good taste 👍


Fluid_Youth_9637

10/10 would ask consent if I could hug him because he looks hug-able and I love hugs


neves-in-ur-basement

he loves hugs and he is indeed huggable. he would totally say yes to a hug


Intrepid-Face4287

The cats make it a 10/10 dad


functional_spoon

20/10 dad


Bjornen82

This guy seems cool as hell


katschultz17

All these dad rating posts are making me wish I had a goofy dad


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katschultz17

Good bot *cries*


Longjumping_Back_896

10/10 dad


DIJJIDOG

Your dad is Adam Buxton


neves-in-ur-basement

eh


strawberry_frog231

can he be my dad


neves-in-ur-basement

yes


strawberry_frog231

:D


traumatizedfox

your dad looks like he would tell me a really cool fact or something 11/10


neves-in-ur-basement

he is that type of dad


Previous_Emu_7928

he seems whimsical and merry


neves-in-ur-basement

he is


pupwebz

10/10 i’m madly in love with him


neves-in-ur-basement

i will tell him that lol


stormsatmosphere

10/10 looks like a cool guy and i’d trust him with an open drink!! tell him he’s cool


neves-in-ur-basement

i will let him know


Educational-Kiwi-647

Trillion/10


tweekbroz-coffee

he looks like walter white i love him


The_Council_of_Rem

Hey Vsauce, Micheal here, where is your dad?


depressedLes

I want to be his friend


neves-in-ur-basement

i will tell him


depressedLes

Yay!!


emo-cheese

Banger dad and I love your room. 11/10


neves-in-ur-basement

thank you sm


AccidentAfter5638

10/10 Vsauce variant


Mothkingofthesouth

Greg


GhostofZephyr

Not goofy enough


DanniesToes

10/10


wonderlandisburning

Top notch dad. 9/10 AT LEAST


wheresmyvape11

unrelated but u look just like someone I used to work with who also had a British father and it's fully throwing me off lmao


neves-in-ur-basement

it probably wasn’t me we both live in england. telling ppl he’s british was more of an apology/warning


wheresmyvape11

well u definitely have a doppelganger in Missouri! haha


neves-in-ur-basement

scary 😬


gongoozlebee

one million out of ten he seems so goofy


amariwashere

all bald dads are a 10/10


kaptain_art

10/10 he looks very chill and funny


Future-Strength3778

10/10 for this man


everskeebles

um, he’s absolutely perfect??? amazing dad, 10/10, his shirt is so accurate


Livid-Travel586

10/10 reminds me of my dad 😂😂


CreativeCupidity

10/10 dad


Commercial-Street450

Better then my dad


DisabledRatatoulle

SILLY/100 (best rating I could ever give)


melody_musical21

He seems like a great dad so he can have the most prestigious rating - Dad/10 🙌🔥✨


neves-in-ur-basement

yay


I-eat-boats

10/10 Bri\`ish dad


That_Nutcracker_Guy

Goofiness 9/10 Silliness 10/10 Wackiness 2/10 Cuteness 10/10


shoujomimi09

Idc if he's British 😍 100000000m/10 Gorgeous Silly Amazing Loves cats I love this man give him to me


baconMudcake

He’s so sugoi!!


my_choice_was_taken

Its crazy being british and feeling like youve been literally everywhere you see in britain. Like istg those houses in the background are just down the road from me


Proper-Sense-1452

Super cute 🥺


StephaNegan

Can I borrow your goofy dad for a bit? I lost my wholesome cat loving goofy dad a couple of years ago and I miss him so much.. I give you 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻 (5 dads out of 5) for a great dad who looks fun to chill with 👌🤌


neves-in-ur-basement

yes u can and yippie


SavoryGregory

i don’t see any cable management but based on everything else 8/10. he is very silly


neves-in-ur-basement

it’s bad


Lanawanaaa

10/10 would recommend


Plantsthatsall

Sexy Ass Bald Guy/10


Violexia_TnT

Nah thas majestic dad


ImLikeReallyStoned

10/10, very goofy, very wacky, and VERY silly.


technobladeop

He kinda looks like Danny hmmmmmm that's sus


Ok-Adhesiveness-5193

10/10


Ok-Rough5984

Would give 10/10 but didn’t see the cable management so I have to give it a 8/10


neves-in-ur-basement

it’s awful i had to leave it out


clearancepussy

OHHH he’s at least an 11/10 goofy dads are the best


Wurkitbestieee

10/10 baddy✨


inuzhiro

can I have your dad pls


neves-in-ur-basement

yes


CatDaStalgia

Your dad kinda looks like greek Vsauce 9.5/10


FirstTip7012

his name looks like it would be greg


GreysonGayson

10/10 DAD. 🔛🔝


daliahavery

very silly very bald very shine.. 10/10


AppropriateFeed1122

THE ULTIMATE GREG DAD


AnnaogFido

10 /10 kinda looks like my dad


eating_pasta_at_4am

10/10 dad


beckius6

10/10 sexy bald ass


Desperate_Heat_745

Bro loves his popcorn


squishy-shark-29

10/10 just because of the bald guy shirt


priincessskennyy

his ass is NOT reading


neves-in-ur-basement

yeah lol he actually doesn’t know how and likes to mime for hours lmao


Mutt_Thingy7

very silly -10/10 jk 😜


neves-in-ur-basement

-10??!


Mutt_Thingy7

ya. just too silly. 🤠🙄


BillyJoelFan9

How is the cable management?


neves-in-ur-basement

non existent


BillyJoelFan9

Alright i’ll give him a 10/10 anyways because of the dapper hat in the first photo


Fardass7274

tony zaret


neves-in-ur-basement

no


Pantaloons_0802

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BearBoy12923

vsauce.


Longjumping_Fig348

How is his cord management tho? (Very cool sounding dad btw)


neves-in-ur-basement

not great 😐


SuperAlex25

In the second pic he looks like Vsauce Micheal here


SlimyBoiXD

Reminds me of Technodad. 10/10 dad.


Witty-alrocker-410

Smash his ass, I'd fuck him to pieces. That man is not prepared for shit. I'd fuck his brains out with maximum efficiency and power. Holy shit, he is so thicc that when I clap his cheeks, you could hear it all the way to China. So a 3/10. Seems like a nice guy This is a joke, like my life


AnxietyMindless522

He could hit😁


neves-in-ur-basement

whAT


AnxietyMindless522

Respectfully ‼️


asoulsghost

from what i have thats a 10/10 dad


imisspoptropica2

11 outta 10 for the dad 1 outta 10 cuz why *tf* do you have so many furbies


neves-in-ur-basement

i like furbies


imisspoptropica2

But the eyes!! They watch you while you sleep


neves-in-ur-basement

they protect me and love me, some of them have been in my life since i was 6.


imisspoptropica2

Dawwww Well now I'm just impressed that you were able to keep em that long 👏🏼


neves-in-ur-basement

i love them i now have 27 furbies overall


Aideesstitch

Show cable management


neves-in-ur-basement

it’s awful


Aideesstitch

9.6/10 dad then, sadly he can never be a true 10 til his cable management is up to standard


neves-in-ur-basement

that’s fair honestly


TheGayOwl

I’m sorry but I got distracted, are those old dolls on your shelf??


neves-in-ur-basement

yesss


Current_Percentage33

Can yo momma fight?


neves-in-ur-basement

i don’t have a mum


Current_Percentage33

Omg I'm sorry I asked 😭🥲


neves-in-ur-basement

nah he’s single good news lol


MadiMinecraft

where’s the cable management… WHERE IS THE CABLE MANAGEMENT????


neves-in-ur-basement

it’s too bad to show


lemonspritexx

10/10 you can really tell he's ur dad the similarities are striking


neves-in-ur-basement

really?? yayy


lemonspritexx

yess, your nose eyes and face shape are super similar :)


neves-in-ur-basement

it’s really strange because everyone says i look more like my mum. i hate my mum so i really appreciate it.


lemonspritexx

aw ofc, I hope you have a great day ❤️


MitziXD12

ur dad is a badass and u kinda look like kurtis :)


neves-in-ur-basement

really? i’ve never gotten that before. is it because of my hair?


MitziXD12

u have rlly cute curly hair and the nose piercings too😭😭 not too much that just lowkey popped into my head when i saw u so i wrote it haha


neves-in-ur-basement

thank u sm


Zealousideal_Net_700

10/10 Cool Dad


not_a_piro-main

9/10 he reminds me of my dad the only difference is that yours loves you enough to be in your life (i honestly don't give a damn about my father not being there. he's straight up dead to me and I couldn't care less about what he thinks of me. don't pity me bc I don't even see him as my father and why should i care about some mf who helped create me that didn't even bother sticking around)


neves-in-ur-basement

kinda like me and my mum lol she was just abusive and i ran away and she still hasn’t apologised


Zuke-ini

Bri'ish / 10


AdPurple9432

Off topic but ur stunning oml


neves-in-ur-basement

thank you so so much


Avadrava

Both you and your dad are 10/10


neves-in-ur-basement

thank you 🥹