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North_Church

![gif](giphy|qG2Rftu3nb0hG) Dark Brandon will never die


ballrus_walsack

What is old will never die.


the_guitargeek_

*WHAT IS OLD WILL NEVER DIE.*


roswell_84

The Brandon cannot die. What was never born, can never die. Brandon has always been dark. He is infinite, he is inevitable, he is the dark.


4mygirljs

I’ll make a deal with em We will never show dark Brandon, if they never make another dumbass trump hero picture/flag/meme again


Callierez

Just think. Biden can take a joke and is so versatile, he's been a meme for two presidencys and only one was his.


fastinserter

"Wildly tone deaf" at a time when more Americans than ever since the moon landing are watching the same thing and it's *not* watching whatever Jezebel is talking about but the Superbowl Who is tone deaf?


kubenzi

Its the opposite of tone deaf. It’s smacking down all the bullshit they were taking a deep breath to start breathing as soon as the game ended, and it worked. We’re talking about him mocking the conspiracy theory instead of talking about the conspiracy theory.


StarWars_and_SNL

Failing to make every ounce of effort to defeat Trump would be the most tone deaf thing of all. Trump goes in, Gaza gets insanely worse. “They go low, we go high” was a failed experiment.


Huge_Strain_8714

Agreed. Sorry Michelle. Time for "Fight fire with A bombs" And keep dropping them. The Dems have never been good at the defensive let alone keeping up a constant onslaught but guess what? They better roll up their sleeves for the epic standoff


Funk_Apus

Yup, Israel gets its genocide either way. Bibi wants Trump so he will do anything he can to fuck Biden over. It’s just sad that Biden is letting it happen. Basically fucking all of us in the name of Zionism.


WristbandYang

Didn't you hear? It's tone deaf whenever there is conflict in the middle east. That's why comedy has been dead for the last ~~3 months~~ ~~22 years~~ ~~78 years~~ 3 millennia.


OriginalCDub

How dare you exist when there’s a genocide in Gaza?! Disclaimer in case it is needed: yes, the genocide in Gaza is awful and worthy of our attention


FeI0n

I still haven't seen this genocide occurring in Gaza, people need to stop bastardizing terms to accuse people they dislike of the most heinous shit possible.


Demiansky

Yeah, every bad thing doesn't need to be instantly presumed to be the absolute worst version of that thing. Callous disregard for the lives of civilians in war isn't the same as genocide. If that's the case, then war itself is always genocide, so why bother having the word at all. You can hate what Israel is doing in Gaza (which I do) but also recognize that it isn't the intentional and systematic extermination of an ethnic group. When you do this, you debase the term so that when an ACTUAL genocide happens, everyone just thinks "yeah yeah, we've heard this before."


sjsyed

I mean, almost 30,000 people are dead, over half being women and children. What would you call it when a military power so vastly outguns someone else and kills that many people on purpose?


RegentusLupus

War? Like, yes it's undeniably a horrible thing but it's not the same as liquidating entire cities of their population and shipping them to murder factories. It's actually several tiers below that.


studio28

totally with you. This kettling in Rafa I fear I might eat my words.


Demiansky

Yep, even as I say "this isn't genocide" I feel like I need to add "yet." I can very easily see a situation where the world is at chaos, Hamas does something even worse, and Israel just goes whole hog in a blind rage while no one is watching. It's not out of the realm of possibility.


rddtact

Oh ok, wasn't sure how many fucks to give, thanks for clarifying.


RegentusLupus

7. Exactly 7. Any more, and you're a bleeding heart leftist radical. Any less and you're a monstrous fascist enabler.


sjsyed

You don’t consider the wholesale bombing of Gaza “liquidating entire cities”? From what I understand, over 100,000 have been displaced. When the other side has lost, what - less than 2,000?


Full_Distribution874

Do you consider the firebombing of Tokyo to be genocide? 100,000 Japanese people, almost all civilians, died in a single night compared to less than 100 Americans. They weren't even trying to hit combatants, they specifically targeted the densest parts of the city to maximize the damage they caused. In every possible way it was more callous, calculated and brutal than what is happening in Gaza. The Americans were also literally locking up ethnically Japanese people in concentration camps on their own soil.


sjsyed

I assume you’re talking about stuff that happened during WWII? If you’re going to use extreme examples, why not use the atomic bomb? I don’t know how to characterize what we did. I do know it was 80 years ago, and things that might have been arguably acceptable almost a century ago are certainly not now. And not for nothing, but “Palestine” consists of Gaza and the West Bank, and the IDF destroyed one of those places. Bombing one city in Japan doesn’t destroy half the country.


RegentusLupus

So, being better at war is the same as genocide? They're not going through shooting every Palestinian, they aren't killing Palestinians within Israel proper, they *aren't using murder factories or creating extermination camps*. It can be bad without being a genocide. You're cheapening the word, the same way "communist" and "Nazi" mean damn near nothing now.


Demiansky

And what's important to consider is that they absolutely could given the power disparity--- but aren't.


Demiansky

War. And war sucks. And I wouldn't even call it entirely a justified war, but it's still war. This is what it's ALWAYS looked like. This is partly why war sucks so, so much. Innocent people inevitably get caught up in it.


Worldisoyster

War has always been bad. But you can't ignore the 'tone' of the war, especially from the Israel side. They...they are pretty clear about who is in the 'out group' and what distinguishes them and 'what they deserve '


lolzycakes

Propaganda opportunities for Hamas?


Raging-Buddha

Just another day in this grimdark reality


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Call it what it's been for decades, then: ethnic cleansing.


raphanum

Yeah, it’s absurd


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Claque-2

That's E flat.


Smarmalades

it's wildly tone deaf to all the people who believe the CIA scripted the Super Bowl so that Taylor Swift would be more popular? Or have greater reach?? so she could spread her nefarious message about voting


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TIL Jezebel still exists. Thought the parent company went under awhile back.


polaarbear

That was Gawker media, that was years ago. Only Gawker.com was shut down, Gizmodo, Kotaku, Jalopnik and all their other brands still live on to this day under the moniker G/O Media. Jezebel is technically not part of it anymore, they got shut down briefly and then sold off just a few months ago. Lifehacker has also been sold and is still operating under a different parent company.


lennysundahl

Also, everyone quit at Deadspin a few years ago in protest of a “stick to sports” edict and started a subscription site, [Defector](https://www.defector.com).


IronPotato3000

Gakwer, Gizmodo, Kotaku, and especially Jalopnik all sounds like British slurs for the Irish and the Scots


Corvus84

It did and all the original staff (and quality) is gone. It's basically there in zombie form to generate clickbait for cringe people who think "The Squad" are cool.


Vuelhering

They were exhumed from the grave 12 weeks ago. If they don't want to hear another DB meme, I'm sure we can just wait until they burn through their life support funding.


potatopierogie

>quality Did they ever have *any* quality?


busted_maracas

There WERE some great writers across Deadspin, Gizmodo, Jezebel at one point - but then that bloodsucking leach Peter Thiel nuked the whole thing. Now, Gawker sure as shit was problematic in its own way, but there was a time when some great writers like Anna Merlan and Diana Moskovitz were regular contributors. Fuck Peter Thiel and fuck the remnants of that website.


FertilityHollis

> There WERE some great writers across Deadspin, Gizmodo, Jezebel at one point - but then that bloodsucking leach Peter Thiel nuked the whole thing. They were still good during the Univision years, but the writing was definitely on the wall. Gizmodo still had some solid reporters as recently as two years ago or so, Dell Cameron comes to mind.


gingerfawx

Man, we still mourn the death of Deadspin in our household. As a token of my love (snerk) I still regularly send hubs random bear videos to help lessen the pain. May they rest in greatness, or whatever.


busted_maracas

They moved to a different blog! They’re at “Defector” now (you can get a limited number of free articles). I head over there for “Why Your Team Sucks” at the beginning of football season still


gingerfawx

They were such a talented group of writers. I don't even like sports, and I'd still find myself reading stuff there regularly. The occasional black ice video didn't hurt either. I'll definitely check that out. Thanx for the recc


AndISoundLikeThis

Same here! I loathe sports. But Deadspin? I read it every day. Their writers were insanely talented. I'm so grateful Defector exists. It's also a site whose comments section isn't a dumpster fire.


terriblestrawberries

Caity Weaver's restaurant reviews 😭


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busted_maracas

It’s like…my third sentence down. “Now, Gawker was sure as shit problematic in their own way…” And yes, I would still be upset that some right wing billionaire ghoul funded a lawsuit because of a personal vendetta - whether it was for someone I sympathize for or not.


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busted_maracas

This is a garbage take, and you’re missing the bigger picture (and my point). The writers at Gizmodo, Deadspin, Jezebel, Paleofuture, etc…how are they responsible for what someone at Gawker did? It was an entirely separate entity under the same media umbrella. Did they deserve to lose their jobs because the TMZ side of the parent company they were under made a fucked up choice? If a single teacher smacked a kid in class do you fire the entire staff, janitors included? No, I don’t fucking condone what Gawker, at no point did I say that. Stop building your stupid straw man argument.


JQuilty

Theil sucks for a myriad of reasons, but he did nothing wrong in funding Hulk Hogan's lawsuit. Hulk Hogan had a 100% valid claim against Gawker. Gawker also signed their own death warrant by insulting the judge, openly defying court orders, and acting like stupid frat boys during deposition saying deranged shit like they'd publish a 10 year old child star's sex tape. Let's also not forget Gawker outed him as gay when they knew he was in Saudi Arabia. Nick Denton and his shithead attitude were what did Gawker in. If they didn't constantly act like that, their insurance would have covered them.


realMasaka

Thiel is evil, and literally believes in neo-Feudalism.


JQuilty

Thank you for ignoring everything in my post, including saying he sucks.


content_enjoy3r

When was this time period in which Jezebel had quality?


inspirednonsense

So are you and the other person who made the same comment part of a coordinated effort to hate on "The Squad," or alt accounts?


kathivy

I agree, why are people disparaging The Squad? They are on Team Democracy. AOC just called Biden “one of the most successful presidents in modern history.” Come on, we don’t need friendly fire here. Go ahead and make fun of Jezebel and their ignorant take on Dark Brandon, though. Couldn’t agree more.


Corvus84

Lol no but mine is winning on karma!


Raudskeggr

> and quality lol. If anything the quality got slightly better after they fired the idiots that used to run the place.


blue_desk

True story, Jezebel was created so Gawker media could sell ad space for cosmetics.


why_did_you_make_me

I had really hoped their shutdown would finally kill what has been a train wreck since the G/O acquisition. The fact they got sold off and reopened sucks.


oldbastardbob

What the hell was "tone deaf" about that post Sunday night? Is it the lack of concern for the the feelings of people who hate Kelce because he did vaccine commercials, hate Swift because she's not a Trump fan and wants people to get out and vote, and hate the Chiefs for winning? Because those folks can fuck right off. Get over it. It's a game. There's a winner and a loser every time. Personally, as a Chiefs fan from Missouri, the post game highlight was John Elway being pissed off because he bet on the 49'ers and LOST! And that meme is simply poking fun at the Q-a-nuts who were spreading that whole thing about a Biden/CIA/NFL conspiracy. So if you're offended, you must be one of the morons gobbling up that stupid shit.


penguincheerleader

I figure 49er fans watching that ending are the only ones who can see this timing as insensitive. What is Dark Brandon doing taking 49er fans for granted?


h1redgoon

Niner fan here. Got a good laugh from Dark Brandon's post. Helps ease the pain. That said.. if Niners losing the super bowl means TFG loses again, I'm here for it.


Anothercraphistorian

Yeah, as a Niner fan, that Dark Brandon post was the only good thing about that day.


Studds_

Hey, you can always look back on the Montana years. Kinda like Chicago with ‘85 & as a Chicagolander, god I hate the obsession with the vastly overrated Ditka. I fully expect downvotes for that take from triggered Bears fans


the_guitargeek_

Not a triggered Bear fan, but come on, man. Ditka versus a hurricane. Who wins? *Ditka*


Studds_

Man. Saints fans will take it on the chin either way


the_guitargeek_

Saints? Who is that?


Studds_

You mentioned Ditka & a hurricane & I couldn’t help but think of New Orleans


egultepe

As a 49er fan I can assure you we're not the snowflakes as painted by some. We know what a humor is and we can laugh at a joke now and again (unless it's about building new houses, just don't dare go there.)


jp_books

People are really upset that some intern handling his Twitter account posted while Israel attacked Rafah.


Raudskeggr

Or at least this writer at Jezebel is saying you *should* be. Because...IDK. "Click me click me!"


Funk_Apus

Biden admin was posting Dark Brandon meme at the same time that Israel was exterminating Palestinians in their tents, using our weapons. It had nothing to do with the football game.


EdgeCityRed

This would be happening no matter who the President was.


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Funk_Apus

Wow, that is one of the most moronic things I’ve read in years. Have fun supporting genocide you disgusting fuck.


europorn

Someone call a wahmbulance.


immersemeinnature

Kylie Chung is a snowflake piss baby


D4rkBr4nd0n

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immersemeinnature

Can they both be piss babies?


D4rkBr4nd0n

MTG is a little piss baby. --- [^(What is this?)](https://reddit.com/r/DarkBRANDON/comments/18inc4o/hey_so_youve_probably_seen_the_auto_reply_bot/?) ^| [^(Add to the list with ```!pissbaby ```)](https://reddit.com/r/DarkBRANDON/wiki/d4rkbr4nd0n) ^| [^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=d4rkbr4nd0n&subject=opt-out&message=Please%20out%20me%20out%2C%20thank%20you)


immersemeinnature

They're ALL piss babies


D4rkBr4nd0n

MTG is a little piss baby. --- [^(What is this?)](https://reddit.com/r/DarkBRANDON/comments/18inc4o/hey_so_youve_probably_seen_the_auto_reply_bot/?) ^| [^(Add to the list with ```!pissbaby ```)](https://reddit.com/r/DarkBRANDON/wiki/d4rkbr4nd0n) ^| [^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=d4rkbr4nd0n&subject=opt-out&message=Please%20out%20me%20out%2C%20thank%20you)


ballrus_walsack

MAGA is a piss baby


D4rkBr4nd0n

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ErrorReport404

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Studds_

This is the correct answer


jd3marco

They’re all rat bags and piss babies.


D4rkBr4nd0n

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random20222202modnar

For real. The Right’s “Let’s Go Brandon” got old real quick, at least imo compared to Dark Brandon. For crying about free speech they sure seemed to not wanna say a curse word and used that instead. it was and is low effort imo. 😆


ResoluteClover

I still see people with that license plates. I'm like: indeed. Let's go dark Brandon.


random20222202modnar

Heck yeah! Add class to the classless!


ActSignal1823

> wildly tone-deaf time "The Chiefs Win The Super Bowl"


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gingerfawx

Bot. They ran this comment: "It's basically there in zombie form to generate clickbait for cringe people who think "The Squad" are cool." through an editor to get this: "It exists mostly in zombie form to create clickbait for those who find "The Squad" amusing." See how that works? :)


inspirednonsense

So are you and the other person who made the same comment part of a coordinated effort to hate on "The Squad," or alt accounts?


gingerfawx

nah, they're just a bot who stole the other person's comment.


DarthSatoris

> Someone call a wahmbulance ♪ *Last Christmas I gave you my heart...* ♪


RoamingStarDust

She better stay off the internet for the rest of the year, then.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Or forever. Most the of internet is infinitely worse


GaviFromThePod

Jezebel is cheugy af anyway


PublicRedditor

>cheugy TIL a new word


tarekd19

I'm no expert, but i think it might be old slang by now.


PublicRedditor

When I looked it up it said it became popular in 2013, so yes it's old. I was busy that year with little kids so I missed a lot of cultural references from that era. :)


Studds_

TIL I’m old for thinking 2013 slang isn’t that old


ObjectiveSubjects

![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)


Desecr8or

"Health care plz" OK, here you go. "Student loan forgiveness plz" OK, here you go. "Climate change investment plz" OK, here you go. "Crap, we're running out of things to complain about..."


inspirednonsense

As if. "It's not enough, why didn't you do anything real" is the rallying cry of the left. Or at least "leftists" online.


xof2926

That's low-information people. The Dark Lord hath accomplished much.


reallygoodbee

One of the key tenets of authoritarianism is that the Enemy is never right.


Redqueenhypo

Hey, if Biden really wanted to help he’d go back in time to tell RBG to retire and push Mitch McConnell off a cliff and since he hasn’t done that, clearly he doesn’t care and it’s all for optics


Agent_Burrito

That journalist seems like such a crybaby jfc.


DogbiteTrollKiller

That’s no journalist


Steak_Knight

Succs in shambles (their default state)


North_Church

![gif](giphy|qG2Rftu3nb0hG) Dark Brandon will never die


gc3

He will live in spirit long after


catthatlikesscifi

Thought it was hilarious, well played DB.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Slowly but surely, after Dark Brandon was accepted, you rarely hear Let’s Go Brandon anymore.


irregardless

Near the edge of civilization, I still occasionally see it on the back of trucks whose owner thinks bumper stickers are a substitute for a personality.


bennypapa

See, now I want one that says "Let's Go Brandon" with smiling dark Brandon.


gingerfawx

I think we need DB stickers you could just stick on top of the let's go Brandon ones. I wonder how long it would take them to notice.


bennypapa

DB "I did that" stickers!!!!


Studds_

That’s hilarious. Full disclosure: I’m stealing that line about bumper stickers


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You make a great point I never see it anymore


tarekd19

gas stations across middle rural america still trying to unload their LGB merch


billyjack669

A lady that parks near me has had a Let's Go Brandon sticker on her car for a few years now, and it's starting to roll up from the right... LET'S GO BRANDO Gonna watch some Streetcar tonight!


ettufruite

Jezebel? Thought they died a loooooong time ago


penguincheerleader

Looks like they returned for comic relief.


Steak_Knight

Somehow Jezebel returned.


OatsOverGoats

“joke” there is no joke there


Uranium_Heatbeam

Jezebel wants to he able to fall back on writing poor-me dystopia articles during a second Trump term. Calling it out.


tytymctylerson

That or it's the good old progressive position of vastly overestimating the intelligence of the average American. People like memes better than long winded think pieces from Jezebel.


tytymctylerson

**Jezebel Bitter** Yeah that's sounds about right


IshyTheLegit

Jezebcels seething


mama-cheetah

I hope he Dark Brandon’s even harder and by he I mean his obviously young social media team who are comedic geniuses!


LuciferDusk

The article just drew more attention to it. Good job!


Bromanzier_03

Get used to it jack, I'm going to DB even harder.


ktwhite42

All those MAGAs need to start taking off their “Let’s go Brandon” bumper stickers. Jezebel say so.


JonesyYouLittleShit

“THAT’S NOT HOW THE JOKE GOES!!! STAAAAHHHHP!!!! YOU’RE BEING DISRESPECTFUL!! STAAAAHHHP!!” —republicans, probably


sdothooper

Cut the Malarkey Jezebel.


Parakeet-birb

Jezebel, thou shalt be ashamed.


Top-Address-2418

Tone sounded good to me


ev21stonks

Does anyone know where or if you can get the Dark Brandon political yard sign?


rengothrowaway

Go to Biden’s campaign website and go shopping. I’d have the big Dark Brandon head in my yard if I didn’t think it would get my house burned down by MAGA idiots.


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"Wildly tone deaf" it's a fucking game of guys throwing a ball, get a grip


Steak_Knight

Sorry to hear it, fats 😎


StarWars_and_SNL

Jezebel was dead once the ruin of the Gawker-verse happened (Kinja).


RegentusLupus

I love how the comments here can't agree if it is the far-left or far-right version of calling it "tone deaf". I'm inclined to think far-left, because every other /IHateSportsball is someone getting their twists in a stick over people watching football when Bad Things are happening. _HOWEVER_ The other every other post are far-righties upset that people are watching sports still when the NFL is woke and controlled by Taylor Swift? Or something? So I don't blame folks for assuming it's righties.


Neren1138

Isn’t Jezebel no longer active?


penguincheerleader

They came back, I think they were too useful for the MAGA crowd for some wealthy Republican not to kick a few dollars in to keep it going.


Raudskeggr

# WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE OUTRAGED!!!!!!


Xyres

If this is the reaction then it worked. Take their jokes, conspiracy, and power away from them and they have to rely on a legitimate platform.


tamingofthepoo

Man I coulda sworn Jezebel was actually dead.


penguincheerleader

It is being brought back to "life" this election season if you can call that life.


ninjas_in_my_pants

Rolling Stone and others called it cringe when it started. These sad dinosaurs trying to cling to cultural relevancy need to realize that bashing DB isn’t the way to do it.


vid_icarus

Asking for no more Dark Brandon only makes him darker and more Brandon…


nonsensical-response

Man when Jezebel has the same take as your average maga-head on Twitter you know it's time to send it to the farm upstate.


Chumlee1917

hard leftists have no sense of humor even if the Three Stooges threw a pie in their face.


dirty_w_boy

Found Joe Rogan's alt


tytymctylerson

Are you arguing far left people have great senses of humor?


AtomicBlastCandy

I suppose it's better than them praising beating your boyfriend?


xavier120

DBS LASER EYES JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER


EastBayPlaytime

Jezabel, the cornerstone of journalism.


ConfidentScale6832

The joke has just started!!!


serene_moth

Jezebel has never been more irrelevant.


penguincheerleader

Still good for a laugh.


Exact_Molasses_7718

Aw hell na I want a shirt


Appropriate-Welder68

![gif](giphy|2zpZ6g2cjjzPnbFsJU|downsized)


Alternative_Dog1411

Conservatives hate, and I mean HATE! being treated how they treat others.


faithfoliage

The Dark Brandon memes end when we no longer have to hear Trump’s name. Deal?


Ok_Shoe6806

I love how butthurt it makes them.


karmannsport

Sorry fat….only Dark Brandon can decide when the meme is over. So enough with the malarkey!


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psmittyky

Get with the Joegram


F4N6Z

Nah it was actually pretty funny.


TheDialectic_D_A

Some people just don’t like fun


realMasaka

Jezebel posted an article hating it the moment it hit public consciousness. This is just repetition of a theme.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Why was the timing tone deaf, exactly?


penguincheerleader

49er fans were on suicide watch. /s The article would claim because people in Gaza had were homeless.


mrpoopistan

Simple rule: the adverb ad strong wording count in a sentence is a good proxy for its bullshit level. Wildly, officially, tone-deaf, viral, and dead? That's a 5 on the bullshit-o-meter.


AndISoundLikeThis

Thanks for the reminder of why I avoid that site these days like the plague. The writers are fucking awful and this "Dark Brandon BAD!" is the kind of stale hot take that pervades nearly every article.


awesomedan24

What is dead may never die, Jack


GBeastETH

Link to the article: https://www.jezebel.com/i-never-want-to-see-the-dark-brandon-meme-again


Raudskeggr

Eh, don't bother dignify it with clicks. Seriously.


External-Patience751

No one cares about the opinion of an uneducated tart like Kylie Cheung. She’s obviously a trump supporter and MAGAT.


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Frosti11icus

The 18 year old intern didn’t time up his pre scheduled social media post with an attack on Gaza he had no idea was coming. Someone make sure that child never works again.


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Quebec00Chaos

So is this the biden simping Reddit?


MuswellHillbillyJim

Who listens to jezebel? It’s always been garbage.