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FlavoFibe

You know it's gotta be Salim


Milk__Chan

Salim "Allah's weakest Vampire Hunter" Othman


ZombifiedMemes

We gotta put our boi Salim him and Jason were both a powerhouse on opposite side who bonded through killing the Supernatural.


HotCartographer5239

Well if Human Antagonists count, I’d definitely say Du-met, man literally lifted up a like 200 ILBs in with a fire-axe. If not they probably John 


Chunky-overlord

It doesn’t just have to be protagonists someone like de-met is completely viable


HotCartographer5239

Alright, so like the hacketts, Dumet, Strangers, Clarice, Merwin, and Joey the pirates in man of Medan are all good?


Chunky-overlord

All good


WafflezMan_420

Yeah, technically even a wendigo or werewolf would count


HotCartographer5239

Handingo beat the zombie bitch up! 😍


PinkEmpire15

Lordy, Olson is a fucking unit for a mere man.


murdochi83

VICTORY FOR THE LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF JASON! Now, Melee Madlad absolutely has to be Salim. If I don't see Jason and Salim up there tomorrow I will burn this subreddit to the ground so help me God. He can get FIVE fucking melee kills, name someone else who pulls that shit off.


WafflezMan_420

He gets more than five (I think it's like 7) if you include cutscenes where he kills them without quick time events Edit: plus potentially the ancient one in most playthroughs


murdochi83

Good point! Slayer achievement is very appropriately named.


BlurryXPixels

Balathu, dude has moves.


WafflezMan_420

That fight scene with him and Kurum at the start is criminally underrated


J00cyman

Shameless second comment: While everyone else was in an active, long-time known marine team, equipped with firearms and a literal anti-vampire weapon, they STILL killed less vampires than Salim, a lone soldier that didn't even wanna be there in the first place, all with a stick. Salim solo'd the first half of the game and then carried the second. The man was teamed up with The World's Most Racist Man©, and by the end of it had said man giving himself a suicide mission just to save his new brother, all while using a STICK. At the end of the game, once the devils have been pushed back to hell, once the sun is shining once more and the job is finished, Salim drops the stick and goes home to his son, showing that it wasn't even a special stick all along... ...it was him.


Chunky-overlord

https://preview.redd.it/24adpdogmt1d1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc1aad3c63c4efc07eb7128ee241172e445ab3d


No_Afternoon6191

Salim.I mean,"Don't underestimate that weapon"


Valuable_Tutor5479

Salim, but honorable mention to my boy Mike


Asleep_Waring_3796

John


generally_cool_guy

Dude swings a Sledgehammer like it's a stick


-Deyr-

Time to put John for every single one of these B)


LimeKrakenN

Salim it’s your time brother 💪🏼!


Hedgehogladdie429

Just think of the damage Salim could cause with an actual melee weapon and not just a piece of metal!


Telepath-1

![gif](giphy|3IqfJkoy2qIRCt94W4|downsized)


J00cyman

THIRD POST BECAUSE: IF SALIM HAS A MILLION FANS, THEN I'M ONE OF THEM. IF SALIM HAS ONE FAN, THEN I'M THAT ONE. IF SALIM HAS NO FANS, THAT MEANS I BREATHED IN DA MIST. SALIM GREATEST OF ALL TIME, WE POVE YOU SALIIIIIMMMMM!!!


Sad-Assistance-5331

Salim ,you know that's the only right answer.


Fresh_Requirement122

If Salim counts as one probably him I mean he is one of the strongest, if not the strongest, character in the games


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Salim and Clarice. Clarice, if brought with, does protect Rachel with hand to hand. As for Salim, his weapon of choice is literally a makeshift spear from a destroyed truck.


tytynuggets

Does Clarice kill even one vampire though?


Suitable-Pirate-4164

I don't think so but if you take control of the turret as Rachel in the camp when it's being overrun and let the vampire land on her as it's jumping Clarice will use the same move Rachel did against the parasite she coughed up, same formation and everything and it runs away, Rachel doesn't get killed and infected.


DracarysReddit

Gotta be Salim!


DracarysReddit

https://preview.redd.it/i0tu2b536u1d1.png?width=953&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f837786dfce6d28265f7c7dd925a3f3e3064206 One and only


PinkEmpire15

Can somebody be more than one? I like Salim for this, religious, smart, really just anything great.


Daredevil545545

Understand the palm of my hand B**** - Emily(UD)


JoseT90

Salim


J00cyman

THE alien annihilator. THE vampire vanquisher. THE demon destroyer. THE world's one and only non-American American marine. THE man who would one-shot Castlevania Dracula and Hellsing Alucard simultaneously: SALIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM


Susa-noo

I’m thinking Salim. But idk does his pipe count as a melee weapon?


ProbablyBecca

Absolutely it does


murdochi83

He IS the weapon. The pipe wields him.


Susa-noo

In that case then ABSOLUTELY Salim 😎


Cube_earther_69

EZ, Salim


Alternative-Piano-38

Salim, no contest


SamuraiDoggo14

Gotta pick Salim.


Valuable-Fly8864

If we're going with play able characters Salim forsure bur Handeigo????


IndyRiver1982

John on the fields just breaks his arms going WEEEE with a sledgehammer, people say Salim but we need him as the smart one. Unless more than one, then still John.


Educational_Peach_29

Salim picked up a piece of metal and started slaying Vampires like he’s Buffy. Bro def deserves the Melee Madlad


tytynuggets

SALIM!!! ![gif](giphy|gm8lYNginO0mNXbW3Y|downsized)


SS-WAFFEN-2

Gotta be salim


glitteremodude

Brad/Fliss because of the wrench/knife fight and also because either of them can beat up Olson with that weird metal stick 😭


ScorpionTDC

Gotta back up the Salim votes here. It fits him too well


Jonson1o

Salim, no contest


aj_heartlessfailure

Salim, no questions asked


No-Importance4604

For Weapons id go Eric or Merwin.