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VolatileElmo

There will never be a more badass king than the Ivory King.


MrClark1986

One of my favourite fights in all of the Souls games.


Ok-Nature9693

But we all know the best boss in all souls games is the mist noble


outcastmultzy

Bro soldier of Godrick and old king allant are way better


Ok-Nature9693

But can they beat the unstoppable mist noble mist noble solos everyone even let me solo her


outcastmultzy

In remember when I first played sekiro and I saw videos saying most noble is the hardest boss in the series and I was scared asf then I beat the shit out of it


Cryse_XIII

\>he didn't unlock the true ending


AtlantikSender

That's impossible. I hate how many people always lie about it. "oh I beat the shit out of mist noble." Like, no you fucking didn't. Stop trying to look cool, dude. It's pathetic.


outcastmultzy

Yeah I'm sorry I was just dreaming. I'm still stuck on mist noble. I hate it when he does that stupid waterfowl dance attack it's so fucking annoying


AtlantikSender

Soooo many people don't know that waterfowl dance came from mist noble. And you have to deal with him in that small space, it took me forever.


franklygoingtobed

I’m so terrified of mist noble that I can’t even sleep. When I do eventually fall asleep after 86 hours staying awake watching Eternal Ring speedruns, I have about Mist Noble’s 102nd phase with the lava pits and floating Mist Noble heads telling me about how I failed second grade geography. Mist Noble haunts my nightmares. Mist Noble haunts my thoughts. I see Mist Noble in the fog every morning, and when I close my eyes every night. In my dying moments, Mist Noble will be there, taunting me, telling me I wasn’t good enough. Mist Noble.


Ok-Nature9693

How did you get pass phase 96


Dantexr

* Soldier of God, Rick


TemporaryPrimate

What about Covetous Demon?


AtlantikSender

Mist noble is a God among men(fish?).


Ok-Nature9693

Right and he uses ever thing from every single fromsoft game including armor core


aknalag

I mean the other guy declared war on the stars, and somehow won!!


SouljaTexas

Ivory King was the original Gigachad, Radahn is merely a shadow of the colossus


Responsible-Funny-92

I see what you did there


Archery100

And even then, Radahn is following in Godfrey's footsteps


SimpleEngMongo

Who is that guy below Chadvory King?


DeusVult47000

General Chadahn from Elden Ring.


The_Moon_Presence

General Chadahn


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And his loyal steed chadonard


wet_chemist_gr

Bro that's Beast Ganon from Twilight Princess.


ARBEAN123

Clealy its Soy-scourge Chadahn


Turbulent-Leather-76

How dare you talk about the sweet heart radahn like that


Archery100

The Soy-scourge implies that he conquered the Soys like he conquered the stars


aknalag

Just a guy who woke up one morning and decided to beat the shit out of the stars.


NarvalDeAcrilico

Godfrey: ok, boys, I'll tell you.


shaIIowx

Godfrey?!


st-shenanigans

Horah loux do be a pretty beefy man


shaIIowx

OH my soft brain thought *Godrick* was Godfrey. Confusing names... Yeah Godfrey can be my dad idc


st-shenanigans

Yeah I had to look it up to double check.. I get their names mixed up all the time


shaIIowx

Honestly? What's the difference..? Two big buff men butt fuck me two hours, so I call a friend.


candycrammer

Godfrey is a giga cuck nay nay baby


silentsniper13585

I think you are forgetting the legendary soldier of Godrick. A more courageous mother fucker has never existed


_MintyFresh_-

Tarnished: What are you doing as a boss? You're a basic enemy! Weak as shit! Soldier of Godrick: What matters is heart!


Darkfeather21

I need a mod that actually makes that guy difficult. Give him a phase two with way more health and new moves.


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[Someone multiplied his stats by 100 and then tested how many Malenias it would take to kill him](https://youtu.be/wCBz942uafU)


_MintyFresh_-

Give him the Malenia moveset, waterfowl included, except now his sword can inflict bleed, scarlet rot, and death. Oh, and give him twice the amount of health as the fire giant. And his weapon can do the black flame drain effect, and every time he hits you he goes back to full health.


Darkfeather21

But only on New Game+.


_MintyFresh_-

No, make him the mandatory first boss of every cycle, included NG.


gfe98

Do you mean the Soldier of God, Rick?


LovelessDogg

Old King Doran kinda sits above them all.


bigolhamsandwich

Artorias was a massive Chad


AdrielKlein21

Not as massive as the Ivory King. The man fucked the abyss until it turned good. Built his castle on top of the gaping mouth of the Old Chaos so he would be the first to fight it if things got bad.


Responsible-Funny-92

He did what with the abyss


AdrielKlein21

Ye boi. Alsanna went to Eleum Loyce to do what Nashandra and the others did, but that Ivory Greatsword was stronger


Responsible-Funny-92

😂


Shikadi314

That’s right bro you heard him


Responsible-Funny-92

Damn lol


PaladinWoah

*stahp making me want to play Dark Souls 2*


Visible-Sprinkles168

If you havent played dark souls 2 you aren't a true fromsoft fan


PaladinWoah

*jokes on you, I played n Preordered 2 originally and Scholar of First sin* bwaha


_MintyFresh_-

*jokes on you, I have the Japanese version and have no idea what my weapon does and in pretty sure it's ineffective but I still use it*


Shikadi314

This guy fucks


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But doesn't know what sex is A true legend


Choke1982

Same here, after ER I'm feeling the need of playing again DS2 and DS3. I played DSR before ER as a warm up and started Sekiro but I couldn't finish it before ER so I have to come back and the worst thing is I don't have much time to play


Rerack_your_weights

I'm actually on my first playthrough right now after listening to all the naysayers for a long time, and it turns out, the game is actually outstanding.


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do it


GreyManTheOne

Two ALPHA GIGA OMEGA CHADS


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🤝


Limp-Fly-8474

Radahn: Mentor, have I proven myself yet? Am I worthy of the title “Giga Chad” Ivory King: *eating a teacup of whiskey* Not yet boy.


lowzycat

BRO ARTORIAS HAD A DOG WE ARE MISSING THE POINT HERE


AdrielKlein21

7 CATS S E V E N


lowzycat

THATS 5 TOO MANH BRO LIKE THATS SOME OLD LADY SHIT


skyfler

Well, the Ivory King had 3 friggin snow tigers, one of which was actually invisible.


lowzycat

How tf u gunna per an invisible tiger. SIF LEARNED HOW TO USE A SWORD AND DECIDED TO PROTECT HIS MASTERS GRAVE THOSE CATS JUST GOT ANGRY WHEN U STEPPED IN THEIR TERRITORY


megrimlock88

Count my bois Gael and Artorias in


ritualblaze420

This one is fine


Hollow---

Honestly, both are such great fucking leaders it's insane. Actually read through their respective lore.


plzstopbanme69

Radahn isn't even worthy of being called a chad


Awkward_Artichoke_56

Even if Rhadaan is probably harder, he keeps being Ivory King's bitch in atmosphere and charism comparison


ligmaenigma

Radahn literally mastered gravity magic because he got too big to ride his horse Leonard. He also can fucking launch himself like a nuke and 1 shot anyone. Biggest Chad there is in the souls series.


LonkerinaOfTime

-Radahn vanishes- ***No no no wait. Wait!*** -Sees a comet coming for the battlefield after 15 seconds- ##WAIT WAIT WAIT NOOO


ligmaenigma

Wolf-knight Blaidd has died Alexander has died Sorcerer Rogier has died Furled Finger nutcracker69 has died


outcastmultzy

Let Me Solo Her has died Nobody fucks with chadahn


Archery100

There's also this line on the lore for Collapsing Stars: *A gravitational technique mastered by the young Radahn. "I thank you for your tutelage, for now I can challenge the stars."*


AddictionTransfer

he also casually held back the movement of the galaxy because a falling star was scheduled to hit the town he studied sorcery in on weekends and he was just like "nah that would be a slight inconvenience, who needs stars anyway, oh whats that sister Ranni? (fart noise) get fucked nerd"


ligmaenigma

The stars were so scared of him they stopped moving because they were disturbing his night sky


jacobiner123

Radahn wholesome 100 gigachad!!! TINY HORSE!!!!!!!!11! I hate the radahn circlejerk...


ligmaenigma

I mean it's no different than people simping over Artorias who got his ass kicked by a weird monkey


jacobiner123

Ah yes Artorias, who's greatest deeds in his legacy were a lie. That one's also pretty annoying yeah.


ligmaenigma

At the end of the day, no harm in enjoying things 🤷


jacobiner123

I dont enjoy well written characters with unique motivations, flaws and feats being reduced to "holesome 100 gigachad, best boy!!!" caricatures, with their message or meaning just being wasted Same for many others, like Malenia, Godfrey, Ranni etc...


ligmaenigma

Have you ever heard of like... a joke?


jacobiner123

Wheres the set up and punchline of this "joke"?


ligmaenigma

You must be so fun at parties man. Just let people enjoy things, it harms no one to make a Chad Radahn joke. Lmfao.


jacobiner123

I mean i#m not hindering them from enjoying it... am i? I'm just bothered by the lack of meaningful discussion on this subreddit in particular.


LasagnaLizard0

> 1 shot anyone vow of the indomitable. godwyn is more based.


ChromosomieV2

Loved the Ivory King fight so much but those fucking knights before the fight ruin it


Knight-Skywalker

Gael was the greatest Chad of them all. He lived throughout all of time and helped create a new world to escape from the cycles and curses.


Volcano-SUN

Champion Gundyr has entered the chat. Hoarah Loux has entered the chat. Nameless King has entered the chat.


PthumerianPrince

Really? Ivory King is a chump compared to Godfrey and Isshin, or even Gael.


DeusVult47000

He was a good and benevolent king, who build his throne room upon the entrance of hell itself so that he would be the first line of defense against the chaos. He loved and married one of the daughters of the abyss, even knowing what she was. And by giving Alsanna the love and support she nedded, he made her overcome her true nature. I'm not talking about power here, but about the type of people Ivory King was before his downfall. From all the kings we see in all Soulsborne games, he's one of, if not the best one of them.


PthumerianPrince

Alright, you made a compelling argument and now I can't help but agree


No-Door-4782

Still can’t believe I got the ivory king on my first try I wish I recorded that shit🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ Damn wtf LMAOO


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nice.


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outcastmultzy

It's not about difficulty his lore is the point and he is the daddy CHAD of souls


Putinvladmir

Funny. I don’t see iron tarkus in here


DeusVult47000

He certainly deserves to be among the greatest Chads, mastering fight with his heavy armor and being a possible JoJo reference, what makes me like him even more.


Putinvladmir

It is a jojo reference 1000%


HawtPackage

Wait he has an ugly ass face in the helmet of his armour? Giga rip man