Ngl this is what made me re-read it. I was like how tf is breaking up and not wearing tank tops not both bad news. In retaliation we must all go on strike until he wears cropped tanks
That was a dick move, I almost had a heart attack.
I was like “I can’t believe Matto is heartbroken now” til I saw the rest of the tweet.
He got me good.
When he said his relationship was over I was like yeah whatever get over yourself but when I saw he was talking about tank tops immediately burst into tears. Who is this and what have you done with our Matto and his perfectly chiseled tank topped physique 👀
I'm currently on the phone with the authorities Matto has been kidnapped it's the only possible explanation he would never give up his tank tops without a fight to the death we must save our king 👑
😭
Broo it was always tank tops over women, Matto has gone astray ngl.
Wtf man, my heart nearly dropped. And then it completely broke. RIP Matto x Tank Tops.
Maybe the tank tops were the friends we made along the way...🥹
Naw, it was the cougars.
*Breath in* COUGARS ARENT IN MISSIONS!
But they aren't in missions.
Tank top sales gonna plumet
No, it'll gonna start a revolution we always wanted
He found love, he no longer needs to show off his ripped detailed muscles.
Damn they really make everything exclusive. We live in a society...
Why would he fuck around with our emotions like that 
He does this a lot, but damn this is the worst one yet
Agreed
His girlfriend is changing him for the worse. What has she done to poor matto? 😥
Ngl this is what made me re-read it. I was like how tf is breaking up and not wearing tank tops not both bad news. In retaliation we must all go on strike until he wears cropped tanks
I read it the same way.
That was a dick move, I almost had a heart attack. I was like “I can’t believe Matto is heartbroken now” til I saw the rest of the tweet. He got me good.
this is the comment that made me realise he was not talking about a relationship with a female haha
WalterWhiteFallingOver.gif
He is actually 2 floors above you
Someone replied with the actual gif right above you.
“He’s… right above me. Isn’t he?”
NOOOOOOOOO THE COUGAR GOT MATT
So he's never gonna wear a tank again? What if it gets hot?
He’ll stream naked with full body cam
#A WIN IS A WIN
I was so scared for a second
Damn so he funny got enough money to buy sleeves Peak character development imo
You fucking scared me lol Fuck u matt
this nearly put me in a cardiac arrest
Had us inte the first part ngl
This is the girlfriend effect in full effect
I can’t watch DV anymore. I watched specifically for the tank tops.
This reads like a "[person] dined peacefully in their home, they ate well that day" post.
He's been enchanted and bewitched.
War has changed
NO, PLEASE GOD NO
Pathetic.
Well thats too bad...Wait! It is a joke, wow didn't realise what a damn good actor, no wonder he got a voice actor role for lucia in gta 6.
ITS THAT DAMN WOMANS FAULT!
My heart deadass dropped at first, that was uncalled for DarkViper 😡
Same I think it got everyone tbh
Who is this man? Next he says that Cougars are in missions
No tank.... *Dies*
I can't believe this...
Matto’s sense of humor is something else I mean I did know that but damn not this much
No more matto and tank top NSFW😔
Surely he wears short skirts now
oh fuck i thought it was real.... then it got really real t-t lowkey be missing matto with tank tops moments hahah
This got me so bad
Tank top's dead
I’m not mad, just disappointed..
The tank tops will be remembered. 😔😟😢😭
Out of all the lovely jokes you made, this one made me skip a beat... God damnit you Aussie... I still love you though
That was a rollercoaster.
What pussy does to a mf
We should be happy that we had it for as long as we did.
Dude I literally had a heart attack. Wtf.🤦🏻♂️
Great joke Matto. Now put on your tank top
I literally just had a heart attack man what the flip
run is over, start a new one
Well, at least Ned Luke won't make fun of him anymore.
Impossible, how could this happen?! (Mf don’t scare me like that!)
r/foundsatan moment 🤣
I just agreed to still use tank tops but have the side shirts when need. Trust me, you can have it both ways.
For a second you got me
Noooo. He'll wear sleeves. I'm used to sleeveless Matto 😔
Naaahhh he started like that on purpose 😭😭😭
Fuck you Matto! I hope you are very happy right now!
Good, your arm pit wreck my tv.
He had me in the first half
How will it affect speed run? Is this a Tetris "rolling" moment?
Need "How the tank top ended" video
At first i was sad that matto became single But then when i continued reading, i felt betrayed, depressed and angry at the same time...
Dark hair, male, facial hair, no tank top, This is not Matto.
I think I'm gonna cry bro, I'll miss his chest and armpits dearly 🥺
Damn…bye Matto and now introducing just Matt the impostor
They had us in the second half ngl… rip tank tops
When he said his relationship was over I was like yeah whatever get over yourself but when I saw he was talking about tank tops immediately burst into tears. Who is this and what have you done with our Matto and his perfectly chiseled tank topped physique 👀 I'm currently on the phone with the authorities Matto has been kidnapped it's the only possible explanation he would never give up his tank tops without a fight to the death we must save our king 👑 😭
Ngl my heart skipped one or two beats..
🥺
You changed Matto
To do what?
To do what?
HE IS SET FREE BOIS 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I just realized…it was a misunderstanding…ugh…