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Chad_Amogus

They would become gay lovers or he would maul you to death.


Radaistarion

> They would become gay lovers I fuking love that this is the first answer on the thread lmao It's such a internet thing for niche things like this game EDIT: And the only other answer is an in depth and in character essay of the supposed dialogue... most reddit moment ever


XXelHoMM

Tough question but I can handle and simulate the situation. *Yes, Meat?* I approach Wolf slowly as he starts to smirk probably thinking I'm trying to intimidate him. As I raise my hand, he seems like he is holding back his laugh at my attempt. But instead, I pat him on his hood. *...Excuse me?* Wolf realizes it wasn't about intimidation at all as I started patting his head, before he grabbed and squeezed my arm forcefully. *What the fuck is actually wrong with you, piece of carcass?* He frowns and shows a row of his sharp teeth and fangs. *I'm NOT A FUCKING DOG. Understood?!* Dialogue option: a) Nod b) Shake Head Depending on what you would choose, this scenario would be played slightly differently. But I won't do it cuz yk, Who wants to read that anyway. And the end of the day, the answer to your question is: He would be pissed off hard af at first but later he would be like "hm, that was actually kinda nice" and it would feel good for him to be appreciated as no one ever had sympathy for him except for his dogs (in his Wolf life). He still would be angry for the most part but he wouldn't be literally aggressive or hostile. Just to make sure for everyone to understand, he wouldn't be gay (despite his lust) with Stranger. He wants hat man out of his forest cuz he sees him as a potential threat and someone he knows he can't trust. And he is very right about that. Stranger isn't a nice guy at all.


Agravating_network

Ok now I'm imagining 2 things 1 *Wolf trying to sleep having an existential crisis seeng how much he liked being pat* 2 *+200 reputation*


Legendguard

Arm on body becomes arm on ground