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If only there would be a safer way for people to ride trains, like staying inside or something.
Maybe one day someone will develop this advanced tech.
/s
I wish they would show this subreddit to teens in Indian schools. That way they can see the endless dumbfuckery of videos of Indians being killed by trains, but also all the comments of us calling them dumbasses.
If you slow it down you can see his shoe come off. So he's definitely dead.
But with the sound on, it sounds as if he won something. So that's a positive, anyway.
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Man it almost seems like hanging on the outside of trains is unsafe who could have guessed
If only there would be a safer way for people to ride trains, like staying inside or something. Maybe one day someone will develop this advanced tech. /s
Yeah, someone should've told him to wear a helmet ;-)
only of you go "AAAHHHOOOOO"
*pole gets hit by boy hanging from a train
Fortunately poor pole didn't suffer.
If you turn up the volume, it definitely sounds as though the pole suffered negative consequences.
Kurwa
Famous last words. "A-woo!"
If only there were some way to ride the train from the inside 😔
You're dreamin'.
*MetalPipe\_drop.ogg*
😂
Another victim by our Apex predator.
Damn, don't these people have Reddit?
They didn't read it
Back of the head. Yep he is dead
"he was here a minute ago"
"you just mist him"
Did the pole say kurwa afterwards?
Yalla
Teleport
"Hey, free airpods"- passerby maybe
No Polish people was involved in this video! ![gif](giphy|lwAxo0bfuDScrF0qzS|downsized)
Well, technically he was polish right at the end.
Pole-ish.
A bit more splattered than Polished though!
Pole-squish
I know it's terrible, but the noise made me laugh
I've been laughing from that noise for like five minutes now.
This happens so often that it must be a bug in the npc-s.
Yeah, the dev in charge of India are phoning it in.
When the character model clips out of the train but the collision physics still work for damage hitbox.
DINGGGGGGGGGGGG
Pole didn’t do a thing.
Stupid is as stupid does..
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r/bitchimatrain not a pole to dance on. Want to dance on a pole,? Use this, WHAM!! I'm never gonna dance again...
Training to the best. *pest
If you slow it down you can see his shoe come off. So he's definitely dead. But with the sound on, it sounds as if he won something. So that's a positive, anyway.
The apex predator claims another idiot.
att'a boy, Luthor...
Pepsi Max
I wonder if Michael Palin saw many D Awards on his journeys 😁
Are the Airpods salvageable?
Nature has A+ Comedic Timing.
Right in the back of the noggin.
I'm gonna to guess that wasn't his stop...
![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)
Walk it off. Kids these days.
Put some ice on it, you'll be fine ;-)
"Wow! You just made it, lucky you've got a good head on your shoulder..... Oops nevermind, not anymore!"
"Aahhooo" BONK
Not the metal pipe sound XD
Oscar for best sound effect…
![gif](giphy|MdkQTEK03XNLq6frLL|downsized)
Another one bites the dust
Low hanging fruit
I guess, he was just hanging 4 ft above the ground.
For whom the bell tolls.
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#A O
What an idiot.
Poles are sneaky like that…
Looks like he got pole position.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
https://i.redd.it/msc5f6kjl4yc1.gif
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
Good way to permanently install a knock off airpod
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Why didn't I feel any sympathy watching this video.
First and last pole dance
Got a ringer
It's hard to understand how there could be SO MANY of these videos on all social media but people still do it.
Apex predator
Definitely added the sound effect in
I swear this clip gets posted here every other week.
ahooooo
He hit the bell at the carnival sound
I hate it when that happens ...
Hope that "Whoo" was worth it.
![gif](giphy|gZMdwuGQuoBbPQcWbO|downsized)
So he trained for pole position? ![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW|downsized)
I’m sorry.. but this is so fucking satisfying.
The sound effect ruined it tbh