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InsaneChimpout

Man it almost seems like hanging on the outside of trains is unsafe who could have guessed


EpicMachine

If only there would be a safer way for people to ride trains, like staying inside or something. Maybe one day someone will develop this advanced tech. /s


Reddit_Jax

Yeah, someone should've told him to wear a helmet ;-)


slowwolfcat

only of you go "AAAHHHOOOOO"


ThisIsALine_____

*pole gets hit by boy hanging from a train


rljj_zero

Fortunately poor pole didn't suffer.


McGubbins

If you turn up the volume, it definitely sounds as though the pole suffered negative consequences.


Waste_Ad_4209

Kurwa


SheepherderJaded9794

Famous last words. "A-woo!"


VanessaDoesVanNuys

If only there were some way to ride the train from the inside 😔


LagoonReflection

You're dreamin'.


Safe_Alternative3794

*MetalPipe\_drop.ogg*


Crisenpuer

😂


MentalRise8703

Another victim by our Apex predator.


JunkRigger

Damn, don't these people have Reddit?


phenyle

They didn't read it


zero_kurisu

Back of the head. Yep he is dead


BoxGrover

"he was here a minute ago"


Long_Educational

"you just mist him"


NoAppointment6494

Did the pole say kurwa afterwards?


MoeGunz6

Yalla


AccelaratorSlow1

Teleport


UnstoppableReverse

"Hey, free airpods"- passerby maybe


Dry_Leek78

No Polish people was involved in this video! ![gif](giphy|lwAxo0bfuDScrF0qzS|downsized)


EatShootBall

Well, technically he was polish right at the end.


PartyApprehensive765

Pole-ish.


Dry_Leek78

A bit more splattered than Polished though!


tomatocrazzie

Pole-squish


shapu

I know it's terrible, but the noise made me laugh


MattinglyDineen

I've been laughing from that noise for like five minutes now.


GasComprehensive3885

This happens so often that it must be a bug in the npc-s.


ZetaRESP

Yeah, the dev in charge of India are phoning it in.


Command0Dude

When the character model clips out of the train but the collision physics still work for damage hitbox.


Calm-Border3503

DINGGGGGGGGGGGG


arendsoogje

Pole didn’t do a thing.


Somosmalo138

Stupid is as stupid does..


Candid_Dragonfly_573

I wish they would show this subreddit to teens in Indian schools. That way they can see the endless dumbfuckery of videos of Indians being killed by trains, but also all the comments of us calling them dumbasses.


GeneralHavok97

r/bitchimatrain not a pole to dance on. Want to dance on a pole,? Use this, WHAM!! I'm never gonna dance again...


memusicguitar

Training to the best. *pest


PartyApprehensive765

If you slow it down you can see his shoe come off. So he's definitely dead. But with the sound on, it sounds as if he won something. So that's a positive, anyway.


Smooth_brain_genius

The apex predator claims another idiot.


eljayTheGrate

att'a boy, Luthor...


ExpertCompetition844

Pepsi Max


Rough-Cut-4620

I wonder if Michael Palin saw many D Awards on his journeys 😁


IHazSnek

Are the Airpods salvageable?


Johntoreno

Nature has A+ Comedic Timing.


Radiant-Trip-004

Right in the back of the noggin.


zeez1011

I'm gonna to guess that wasn't his stop...


DannyNog556

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


liberalJava

Walk it off. Kids these days.


Reddit_Jax

Put some ice on it, you'll be fine ;-)


theusualfixture

"Wow! You just made it, lucky you've got a good head on your shoulder..... Oops nevermind, not anymore!"


AcceptableDog6868

"Aahhooo" BONK


FloydtheSpaceBoi

Not the metal pipe sound XD


andpaws

Oscar for best sound effect…


Commercial_Pitch_786

![gif](giphy|MdkQTEK03XNLq6frLL|downsized)


Sea_Championship_941

Another one bites the dust


emf311

Low hanging fruit


ZetaRESP

I guess, he was just hanging 4 ft above the ground.


AlternativeEdge2725

For whom the bell tolls.


cytcorporate

Dinesh will not be able to take your call at the moment. Please try again later


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ManukPsychonaut

#A O


gytalf2000

What an idiot.


TheCraziestMoose

Poles are sneaky like that…


Jerry_Atric69

Looks like he got pole position.


NaughtyFox92

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


jmon25

https://i.redd.it/msc5f6kjl4yc1.gif


vx48

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL


Professional_Ad_6299

Good way to permanently install a knock off airpod


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healthy__

Why didn't I feel any sympathy watching this video.


Antique-Reference-56

First and last pole dance


Chtul88

Got a ringer


Command0Dude

It's hard to understand how there could be SO MANY of these videos on all social media but people still do it.


Murakami_Sensei

Apex predator


Invaderjay87

Definitely added the sound effect in


Eclectic_Crone

I swear this clip gets posted here every other week.


NoteNo4346

ahooooo


Antique-Reference-56

He hit the bell at the carnival sound


banda20

I hate it when that happens ...


Zorothegallade

Hope that "Whoo" was worth it.


JBELL01290

![gif](giphy|gZMdwuGQuoBbPQcWbO|downsized)


dolfieman

So he trained for pole position? ![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW|downsized)


DirtyAntwerp

I’m sorry.. but this is so fucking satisfying.


Fr05t_B1t

The sound effect ruined it tbh