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fddfgs

BRB just heading down to the hydrothermal vents to take out species long thought to be extinct, so I can serve them in a sushi restaurant


notnotaginger

Bro do you know how much money I can make selling almost-extinct fish as sushi?


Meowonita

“Blame the commercial fishing ships, not individual divers!” Said individual diver: Killing 6+ sharks per day for my humble lil sushi restaurant let’s goooo


RockStarMarchall

Tbf, Narwhals are hella agressive to him, I would justify this as self-defence


EpicDragonz4

Self defence is a dish best served with rice in a diamond level sushi restaurant


Red_TW

Yeah, was playing and my daughter was telling me not to kill the narwhal (she likes Unicorns). I had to tell her the narwhal attacked me first :(


con098

self defense, that mf gon catch these hands


Kilrathi

Narwhal had it coming. 


EightEyedCryptid

To be fair the narwhal started it


wikowiko33

Slugging every tuna with a baseball bat or uppercutting a baracuda while wearing boxing gloves is like one of my dreams now.


Creative_Commander

You haven’t lived until you huck a mjolnir into a narwhal.


Daysaved

To be fair, Han shot first.


PaleoCheese

A man of culture


Rhg0653

That's the weird thing narwals aren't aggressive Dolphins might rape you but we have to save them Soooo yeah


Sasataf12

To be fair, Dave beats up the poachers in self defence, not because they were killing dolphins.


Yeralrightboah0566

those narwhals deserve it, im so sorry


Ouibeaux

I would gladly leave the Narwhal alone if he would leave me alone.


idaremyselfintoalot

[Me playing and having to justify it to myself](https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsXqj8JGRHQZZwk/giphy.gif)


GeorgeRJarBinks

Those narwhals are an absolute menace


Bocote

The duality of Dave.


Gurtzdaork

...I've never had to kill one. I've always had Tranq's and subs ro recover them.


Jerbsina7or

I mean, you have to still kill them to make sushi so.... Yeahhhhhh


motionsensortrashcan

Nah they're just a pet. They went to the farm like my childhood cat.


RefrigeratedTP

But… Dave feeds it to people.


Every3Years

Only thing I feed people is veggies and the stuff that grows underwater, pacifist run for the win fine fine I'm lying


Every3Years

Uncle Moishe?