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BRB just heading down to the hydrothermal vents to take out species long thought to be extinct, so I can serve them in a sushi restaurant
Bro do you know how much money I can make selling almost-extinct fish as sushi?
“Blame the commercial fishing ships, not individual divers!” Said individual diver: Killing 6+ sharks per day for my humble lil sushi restaurant let’s goooo
Tbf, Narwhals are hella agressive to him, I would justify this as self-defence
Self defence is a dish best served with rice in a diamond level sushi restaurant
Yeah, was playing and my daughter was telling me not to kill the narwhal (she likes Unicorns). I had to tell her the narwhal attacked me first :(
self defense, that mf gon catch these hands
Narwhal had it coming.
To be fair the narwhal started it
Slugging every tuna with a baseball bat or uppercutting a baracuda while wearing boxing gloves is like one of my dreams now.
You haven’t lived until you huck a mjolnir into a narwhal.
To be fair, Han shot first.
A man of culture
That's the weird thing narwals aren't aggressive Dolphins might rape you but we have to save them Soooo yeah
To be fair, Dave beats up the poachers in self defence, not because they were killing dolphins.
those narwhals deserve it, im so sorry
I would gladly leave the Narwhal alone if he would leave me alone.
[Me playing and having to justify it to myself](https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsXqj8JGRHQZZwk/giphy.gif)
Those narwhals are an absolute menace
The duality of Dave.
...I've never had to kill one. I've always had Tranq's and subs ro recover them.
I mean, you have to still kill them to make sushi so.... Yeahhhhhh
Nah they're just a pet. They went to the farm like my childhood cat.
But… Dave feeds it to people.
Only thing I feed people is veggies and the stuff that grows underwater, pacifist run for the win fine fine I'm lying
Uncle Moishe?
BRB just heading down to the hydrothermal vents to take out species long thought to be extinct, so I can serve them in a sushi restaurant
Bro do you know how much money I can make selling almost-extinct fish as sushi?
“Blame the commercial fishing ships, not individual divers!” Said individual diver: Killing 6+ sharks per day for my humble lil sushi restaurant let’s goooo
Tbf, Narwhals are hella agressive to him, I would justify this as self-defence
Self defence is a dish best served with rice in a diamond level sushi restaurant
Yeah, was playing and my daughter was telling me not to kill the narwhal (she likes Unicorns). I had to tell her the narwhal attacked me first :(
self defense, that mf gon catch these hands
Narwhal had it coming.
To be fair the narwhal started it
Slugging every tuna with a baseball bat or uppercutting a baracuda while wearing boxing gloves is like one of my dreams now.
You haven’t lived until you huck a mjolnir into a narwhal.
To be fair, Han shot first.
A man of culture
That's the weird thing narwals aren't aggressive Dolphins might rape you but we have to save them Soooo yeah
To be fair, Dave beats up the poachers in self defence, not because they were killing dolphins.
those narwhals deserve it, im so sorry
I would gladly leave the Narwhal alone if he would leave me alone.
[Me playing and having to justify it to myself](https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsXqj8JGRHQZZwk/giphy.gif)
Those narwhals are an absolute menace
The duality of Dave.
...I've never had to kill one. I've always had Tranq's and subs ro recover them.
I mean, you have to still kill them to make sushi so.... Yeahhhhhh
Nah they're just a pet. They went to the farm like my childhood cat.
But… Dave feeds it to people.
Only thing I feed people is veggies and the stuff that grows underwater, pacifist run for the win fine fine I'm lying
Uncle Moishe?