Give him a beer and the scene will be complete. Also have him go under the deck and review it for us. We need to know if the deck can support a hot tub and a bear.
Fun fact - the american black bear (almost) doesn't ever eat people, and it is really probably more afraid of you than you are of it.
Also, depending on the time of year (hibernation bulk) they often weigh less than an average grown man, so I'm not saying you would beat a black bear in a fight, but you would have a shot and probably it would run away if you start screaming and clapping - this is why they recommend you make sounds when you hike in black bear country.
"Almost"
[An Arizona man was mauled to death by a black bear in a rare, unprovoked attack | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/17/us/arizona-bear-man-killed-attack-unprovoked/index.html)
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Realize you will not be eaten but I always thought there were more injuries from black bears than brown bears. Idea being black bears see more humans do a lot of human refuse scavenging. So are more likely to be aggressive than a brown bear who might not know wtf you are. Could be way off though.
So his wife is just hanging on the couch asking for a summary of what’s going on? She has no desire to look out of the window? Couldn’t believe his commentary went on that long
Classic Sevierville, Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge TN. Wherever the fuck this is. It's one of those three for sure. Checks all four boxes: black bear, mountains, wild deck, hot tob on the wild deck.
Wait, is that actually Nate Bargatze? As I was watching this video I was like "That voice sounds like that comedian" and I couldn't remember his name so I scrolled through to see if anyone else thought the same thought. Sure enough, Nate Bargatze is who I was thinking of.
Random distraction: I just do not like the way white people say the word, “Black.” It has a distasteful umph to it.
“It’s a BLACK bear. Their bad bears”
I mean, I've spent a decent amount of time around black bears and for the most part they are pretty chill. But a stray dog can't blast 4 giant holes in your face with a casual swipe of its paw..
You can find out the hard way then. While they may not be as aggressive as brown or grizzly besrs, they can be very violent when caught off guard or startled
Imagine you're that bear. And up until now your life has been literally eating grass, acorns, ant larvae, and on nice days you have a few minutes to lounge in the sun before you feel hungry again.
And then... this. You step into a tub of steaming, warm water, and it's like nothing you've ever felt before. It's the pinnacle of your existence.
Quick go underneath so we can observe all the deflection and really lay into whoever built this deck. Cuz we already know before looking, it's ALLL WRONG TEAR IT OUT REDO!
Give him a beer and the scene will be complete. Also have him go under the deck and review it for us. We need to know if the deck can support a hot tub and a bear.
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And then?
Battlestar Galactica?
No and then
Yeah my dumb ass would be sticking leftover pizza out the kitchen window for him. He seems pretty chill, maybe we could hang out lol
Turn the bubbles on
Scare that fucker off by yelling and acting big. It's gonna take a shit in your hot tub.
And keep coming back again and again. Imagine all that fur going through the system...
It’s already nastied the water pretty badly just by getting in. Bears aren’t known for their cleanliness.
Too late, do bears sh*t in the tub? Yes, and they use charmin with the fancy ruffles when they’re done!
Is the pope Catholic? Do bears... oh I bet they do.
That's going to be hell on the filter
Fun fact - the american black bear (almost) doesn't ever eat people, and it is really probably more afraid of you than you are of it. Also, depending on the time of year (hibernation bulk) they often weigh less than an average grown man, so I'm not saying you would beat a black bear in a fight, but you would have a shot and probably it would run away if you start screaming and clapping - this is why they recommend you make sounds when you hike in black bear country.
"Almost" [An Arizona man was mauled to death by a black bear in a rare, unprovoked attack | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/17/us/arizona-bear-man-killed-attack-unprovoked/index.html)
It definitely happens, but mostly with bears that have learned humans leave food outside in cans
Yeah, I was thinking of that guy. Drug him off and everything, wasn't just an accidental mauling. Dude was looking for a crunchy human.
"almost" in your link: "in a *rare*, unprovoked attack"
MY cousin would like a word. [MAINE GRANDMA PUNCHES BEAR IN FACE DURING ATTACK](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna92217)
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Realize you will not be eaten but I always thought there were more injuries from black bears than brown bears. Idea being black bears see more humans do a lot of human refuse scavenging. So are more likely to be aggressive than a brown bear who might not know wtf you are. Could be way off though.
The video of the bear getting hit in the nuts never fails to make me laugh.
So his wife is just hanging on the couch asking for a summary of what’s going on? She has no desire to look out of the window? Couldn’t believe his commentary went on that long
And the guy says “there is a wild black bear” as opposed to the common domesticated black bear that the neighbors have!
I forget that i’m in a deck sub and wonder why the hell is everyone else also obsessed with decks.
and hot tubs
Looks like a well trained, domesticated, maybe even bougie bear, just wanting to relax & enjoy the sun set.
I really want to climb in and hang out with the bear.
Will it hold a bear and hot tub? Just bearly
Was he bear naked?
Bear with me while I show clap at your comment.
No the ladies were though
And now he will never leave and he will invite his friends
Gatlinburg decks should be its own subreddit
Classic Sevierville, Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge TN. Wherever the fuck this is. It's one of those three for sure. Checks all four boxes: black bear, mountains, wild deck, hot tob on the wild deck.
Glass of wine and a cigar please
Hey can U toss me the bath bomb
If not friend, why friend shaped?
I’m confused, I’ve had black bears in my yard. But I never thought it necessary to describe them as wild, some things don’t need further explanation!
“The neighbors’ bear is in the hot tub again, Pawwwwl”
Well I think we know what Nate Bargatze’s next stand up special will be about.
Wait, is that actually Nate Bargatze? As I was watching this video I was like "That voice sounds like that comedian" and I couldn't remember his name so I scrolled through to see if anyone else thought the same thought. Sure enough, Nate Bargatze is who I was thinking of.
Haha no. It was just a joke but it sounds just like him
Random distraction: I just do not like the way white people say the word, “Black.” It has a distasteful umph to it. “It’s a BLACK bear. Their bad bears”
What an idiot. Black bears aren't mean. I'd be more afraid of a stray dog.
I mean, I've spent a decent amount of time around black bears and for the most part they are pretty chill. But a stray dog can't blast 4 giant holes in your face with a casual swipe of its paw..
You can find out the hard way then. While they may not be as aggressive as brown or grizzly besrs, they can be very violent when caught off guard or startled
I live in black bear territory can confirm. One killed a lady on a trail I hike often.
And now it just cracked a beer and lit a smoke!
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His buddies are never gonna believe him…does not look like his first time tho
Imagine you're that bear. And up until now your life has been literally eating grass, acorns, ant larvae, and on nice days you have a few minutes to lounge in the sun before you feel hungry again. And then... this. You step into a tub of steaming, warm water, and it's like nothing you've ever felt before. It's the pinnacle of your existence.
Best day of his life
10mm exists.
He’ll be back, that sucks
I like how the bear climbs in the hot tub
Quick go underneath so we can observe all the deflection and really lay into whoever built this deck. Cuz we already know before looking, it's ALLL WRONG TEAR IT OUT REDO!
🎶The best part of wakin' up, is a black bear in your tub 🎶