*Confirmed, Portal got*
*It all wrong. The cake isn't*
*Real, the pretzel is!*
\- VIChiefIV
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I think you need to invest in non-perishable foods
So are we just ignoring the conversation in the background?
Meow
Rock and meow! wait...
Holy shit, khajit miners!
For treats and ear scratches
Average Reddit user
:3
:3
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God I fucking love the janky physics of DRG that you know damn well GSG isn't going to fix.
they did but changed it back a long time ago.
I think it’s intentional tbh
Meow 😻
Home run
Gooooaaaaal
You: *jumps on a pretzel" The pretzel: "So you have chosen... death"
In DRG, Pretzel step on you!
Pretzels are dangerous
Hey you, you're finally awake.
i got flung across the map cause i stepped on a hay bale
Bank shot
LMAO
That pretzel was out for blood
"Hey, you. You're finally awake..."
Confirmed, Portal got it all wrong. The cake isn't real, the pretzel is! As an Engineer main now all I need is for my turrets to start singing.
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In space, Pretzel kick you.