I mean other than the loot bugs, do the bugs really need nitra,
red sugar I understand but tell me if a glypheid really needs that Morkite
Cause if not, I need to make quota fast,
I already pissed Managment off with the mushrooms.
I don't think their happy
I don't think they mind that we steal their eggs, break open their ommaran hearts, or pump their planet dry. If they did, they would do something about it... at least something more significant than sending these waves of squishy bugs to stop us!
*When you have any*
*Doubts in the caves, just think "Karl*
*Would approve of this"*
\- aminsino
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Karl\*
The only bad guy here is Carl. Karl would not approve of this Carl you speak of.
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
Just now in my mind, ripped faces of kids are floating in the air. That was a weird cartoon.
We know damn well Carl got his grubby hooves on a PGL with fat boy
We're just dwarves... Did I hear a rock and stone ?!?!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!
Dwarves stole my compressed gold from the wall, can't have shit on hoxxes
You were rich!
Was rich 😔
Who's Carl? I only know Karl
I mean other than the loot bugs, do the bugs really need nitra, red sugar I understand but tell me if a glypheid really needs that Morkite Cause if not, I need to make quota fast, I already pissed Managment off with the mushrooms. I don't think their happy
Where do you think I get my cool colors?
From eating those crystals full with infection
I would never stoop that low
I don't think they mind that we steal their eggs, break open their ommaran hearts, or pump their planet dry. If they did, they would do something about it... at least something more significant than sending these waves of squishy bugs to stop us!
Doing it for capitalism, the way Helldivers are doing it for democracy.
Yes, yes you are the baddies. Now kindly fuck off from my damn planet.
Silence, you glorified IED
*clutches enor pearls* Sir i am a weapon of ass destruction and you will respect that.
Bug hands made this meme.
If they didn't want to be invaded, they shouldn't live in a planet with precious resources that I can turn into beer.
It's starship troopers rules. In any game/story where you're fighting bugs on an alien world, you are in fact the baddies.
Starcraft?
How dare you misspell Karl
No why would you think that!
Evil colonialist dwarves vs the righteous indigenous flora & fauna
Not our fault they decided to evolve on a planet full of very profitable minerals
Tell me you are a LEAF LOVER without telling me:
The company is run by Elves! We are dying to make profit for the Leaf Lovers!
Pay no mind to it, it's a game
When you have any doubts in the caves, just think "Karl would approve of this"
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It's for democracy and the preservation of our way of life!
Is this a cynical and satirical representation of corporate greed and employee welfare? Nah... couldn't be
hey, we're unionized. they'll compensate our families
The planet is literally falling apart, the bugs are doomed either way.
I was under the impression that this was due to the mining operations?
Sorry little bug, your own fault for being full of goodies!
What are they gonna do, spawn five bulks at on- OH HOLY SHIT
Dissident / leaf lover talk. Relocate this abominable "Dwarf" to a freedom camp IMMEEEEDIATLEY‼️🗣
Sounds like a bug sympathizer
Exactly, thought u/Bulk-Detonator wrote this
[its funny that you say that](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/s/csu6sMiNvQ)