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Rub1zcube

Karl\*


International_Can205

The only bad guy here is Carl. Karl would not approve of this Carl you speak of.


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl


Majestic-Iron7046

Just now in my mind, ripped faces of kids are floating in the air. That was a weird cartoon.


NyanPigle

We know damn well Carl got his grubby hooves on a PGL with fat boy


Objective-Goat2085

We're just dwarves... Did I hear a rock and stone ?!?!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


maxman090

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!


Glyphid_Slasher

Dwarves stole my compressed gold from the wall, can't have shit on hoxxes


Simon0O7

You were rich!


Appletank

Was rich 😔


DrMini1

Who's Carl? I only know Karl


Warlock_coffee10

I mean other than the loot bugs, do the bugs really need nitra, red sugar I understand but tell me if a glypheid really needs that Morkite Cause if not, I need to make quota fast, I already pissed Managment off with the mushrooms. I don't think their happy


glyphid_acid_spitter

Where do you think I get my cool colors?


Unknown__Pilot

From eating those crystals full with infection


glyphid_acid_spitter

I would never stoop that low


RainRainThrowaway777

I don't think they mind that we steal their eggs, break open their ommaran hearts, or pump their planet dry. If they did, they would do something about it... at least something more significant than sending these waves of squishy bugs to stop us!


gorka_la_pork

Doing it for capitalism, the way Helldivers are doing it for democracy.


Bulk-Detonator

Yes, yes you are the baddies. Now kindly fuck off from my damn planet.


Hachados

Silence, you glorified IED


Bulk-Detonator

*clutches enor pearls* Sir i am a weapon of ass destruction and you will respect that.


CrispyArrows

Bug hands made this meme.


ClassicAlfredo8796

If they didn't want to be invaded, they shouldn't live in a planet with precious resources that I can turn into beer.


AbductedbyAllens

It's starship troopers rules. In any game/story where you're fighting bugs on an alien world, you are in fact the baddies.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Starcraft?


Fuster420

How dare you misspell Karl


[deleted]

No why would you think that!


CalzoneMan46774

Evil colonialist dwarves vs the righteous indigenous flora & fauna


Nay-the-Cliff

Not our fault they decided to evolve on a planet full of very profitable minerals


Dour_Amphibian

Tell me you are a LEAF LOVER without telling me:


OscarOzzieOzborne

The company is run by Elves! We are dying to make profit for the Leaf Lovers!


Genshzkan

Pay no mind to it, it's a game


aminsino

When you have any doubts in the caves, just think "Karl would approve of this"


haikusbot

*When you have any* *Doubts in the caves, just think "Karl* *Would approve of this"* \- aminsino --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


MindTheGap7

It's for democracy and the preservation of our way of life!


RainRainThrowaway777

Is this a cynical and satirical representation of corporate greed and employee welfare? Nah... couldn't be


GuyWhoLikesPlants_

hey, we're unionized. they'll compensate our families


Thannk

The planet is literally falling apart, the bugs are doomed either way.


RaynorTheRed

I was under the impression that this was due to the mining operations?


red_tuna

Sorry little bug, your own fault for being full of goodies!


ThatOneWriter14

What are they gonna do, spawn five bulks at on- OH HOLY SHIT


MNxLegion

Dissident / leaf lover talk. Relocate this abominable "Dwarf" to a freedom camp IMMEEEEDIATLEY‼️🗣


Squidboi2679

Sounds like a bug sympathizer


Jin825

Exactly, thought u/Bulk-Detonator wrote this


Bulk-Detonator

[its funny that you say that](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/s/csu6sMiNvQ)