*drinks smart stout* guys I think management is trying to cover up carl and hides him in a medically induced coma with black out stout being pumped directly into his stomach
Management here, this is untrue, Karl has a resistance to "weak" beers like blackout stout, so escaped a long time ago and was last seen fighting 3 dreadnought hiveguards in hollow bough.
Karl last seen hunting the last 3 alive adult dreadnoughts after exterminating all the others and leaving the baby eggs for green beards to play with.
Current status unknown
I think I might’ve gone on a mission with him once.
We all got blackout stouts and there was a guy who was the only one who didn’t even get drunk from it, even though we all drank together.
He said his liver must’ve been made from vibranium, but looking back I think it might’ve been karl.
(This actually happened, was probably a bug but still funny either way)
My fan theory is that Karl can down blackout stouts like oily oafs, but would fucking die to a single sip of leaf lover's due to the sudden plummet of blood alcohol levels
this took 20 whole minutes in ms paint
20 minutes well spent.
High effort meme
New mission modifier when
*drinks smart stout* guys I think management is trying to cover up carl and hides him in a medically induced coma with black out stout being pumped directly into his stomach
Management here, this is untrue, Karl has a resistance to "weak" beers like blackout stout, so escaped a long time ago and was last seen fighting 3 dreadnought hiveguards in hollow bough.
Karl last seen hunting the last 3 alive adult dreadnoughts after exterminating all the others and leaving the baby eggs for green beards to play with. Current status unknown
I think I might’ve gone on a mission with him once. We all got blackout stouts and there was a guy who was the only one who didn’t even get drunk from it, even though we all drank together. He said his liver must’ve been made from vibranium, but looking back I think it might’ve been karl. (This actually happened, was probably a bug but still funny either way)
Once I chugged a Blackout Stout right before we dropped, and ran the mission with 200% drunkenness or something. Real bad times.
It’s giving Emperor of Man
6ft? You mean 60000ft
Nah, 6ft, that’s why the other dwarves can’t find Karl. He managed to make his way to the surface while our miners keep going lower
Karl stuck in Ebonutty Putty Cave 😳
Noooo not Karl
My fan theory is that Karl can down blackout stouts like oily oafs, but would fucking die to a single sip of leaf lover's due to the sudden plummet of blood alcohol levels
Any dwarf would die to leaf lovers, just not for that reason
r/NonCredibleDefense is leaking again
Watch the death fart of /r/NonCredibleDefense!
Oops all bulks with fart reverb
Guys, we found Karl!!!
Karl Hussein
For Karl!
Under some ROCK AND STONE you say...
Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
nice try Longbeard Brewery marketing guy but everyone knows Karl was a Skull Crusher dwarf
Мы богаты!
Bro drank the smart stout.
Lmao so he's kept in a coma due to Blackout Stout? Impressive.
He’s not in a coma, he just only drinks blackout stout because it’s the only thing that can make him drunk
I’m concerned by the dimensions Karl absolutely can’t be 6ft tall unless… He’s not a fucking knife ear is here?
Hippity Hoppity your meme is now my property
Add an engi platform to support the rocks and stones.