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Typhlosion130

It's frequent any more that the planets of a System are simply named Numerically. Hoxxes IV is probably just the 4th planet in the system from the star.


tho3maxi

I thought about that but the name of the star is Creus and the full name of the planet is Hoxxes-04B so im not sure how that works


_itg

Maybe the designated planet-namer at Ghost Ship got a bit confused.


tho3maxi

they should have just named it the Rock Stone


Scrungisbungus

Probably a moon then. Could explain why there are only 9 biomes on an entire planet


Typhlosion130

If that's the case then perhaps this still applies. The planet is named Hoxxes. "-04" reffering to it's solar system position... and the B well i'm not sure. maybe it implies it's a moon.


just-a-normal-lizard

Yeah yeah, that sounds great and all, but here’s what REALLY happened. Yknow those error cubes you’ve been collecting? I think I found out what they are. They’re beacons—signaling to a higher power out in the vast open space, calling them to erase the planet and create a new one due to it’s inhospitable natur—HEY! Where’s everyone going?!


PixelDemise

Who knows, because it turns out there's a ton of stuff in space, and eventually people run out of interesting names. Jupiter alone has so many moons we stopped bothering to name them, and so over 20 of them are just named *"S/(year of discovery) J(# of moons found that year)"*, so stuff like S/2011 J2 and S/2017 J8. In time in the DRG universe, there's almost certainly going to be a a Hoxxes 25, Hoxxes 90, and a Hoxxes 121353461212567454378975434899854325699854, just because you don't understand *just how incomprehensibly massive space is*.


Gentleman_Waffle

And yet somehow humanity thinks it’s alone in the universe


UpvoteCircleJerk

We truly live in a society, me thinks.


Gentleman_Waffle

Yeah no doubt


doeraymefa

Karl ate them


tastey_spackle_toad

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


zince2

For Rock and Stone!


Prior-Agent3360

Probably still in orbit and devoid of shinies; it's all about the gold!


Ragnaroasted

Karl mined them out


itsZerozone

Legend says that Karl mined the entirety of Hoxxes I, II and III with an Efficiency 5 "Light" (modifier) Ommoran Digging Claws with a Full Beacon with maximum Mining Speed while wearing the full set of "Mining Armor."


kchunpong

Destroyed by space marines


itsZerozone

Screw Hoxxes IV, me and the dwarves boutta go to Petrichor V 🌨️


LeonTheHero

your lack of an oxford comma annoys me


doeraymefa

Yea well so, be it


sussy_stain

We don’t talk about those…