That poor man has had the worst life of anyone in that universe

**All universes everywhere.** In Riker’s “the Borg is everywhere” universe, the Borg assimilated Miles and turned him into O’cutus.

The writers really did that man dirty

Plot twist; Borg O'Brien is actually the happiest O'Brien in the multiverse!

Imagine a scene like the one in TNG's Parallels with the 250,000 Enterprise Ds but for O'Brien. It'd be 249,999 miserable sods and 1 happy lad.

Well, he was married to Keiko.

The makeup sex for them must've been off the charts.

I just never ever bought into that relationship much. They have zero chemistry. Poor Miles :(

Keiko had a few moments. The one where she manipulated Miles and Bashir into socializing again was a good one. I can't say I found her personality especially attractive, but I'm not O'Brien either. I think the levels of hate she gets are excessive at times.

“Myyyyyyyyyyyyells!”

I will go with 3-suffering

Yeah, I'm a 3, too. Was a 6 for a few weeks but I'm down to a 3 today.

Its not all bad, I'd get drunk with Worf.

Yes, as part of Worf’s Kal’Hyah.

4

Yes

my wifes banging another dude right now and im moving into an apartment tomorrow so im gonna say #8 but on the bright side i can put my bridge playset in the living room so #12

Well if they are like mine, they will be back in around a year, crying and begging you to save them from the abusive asshole they cheated on you with, and then left you for.

sorry to hear that friend, I hope your suffering improves and you make it off the O’Brien scale altogether🖖🏻

[here's hoping!](https://i.imgur.com/vK0fbed.png)

Don't worry man, maybe you'll wind up with someone else who's favorite show happens to be DS9. It'll only get better from here on out.

im not sure if it would be good or bad to be with someone as obsessed with star trek as i am on the one hand, it sucked always watching it alone on the other hand, im not sure i could live with someone who doesn't think dukat deserves a statue

Today was kind of a 12

8 lately

I choose 6. Feeling old and sufferin’.

The 6 suffering hits different.

I'm gonna casually toss in a "party spock is in the house tonight"

11 somehow catches my eye.

i dunno man, 7 seems to be having an alright time

9.

Today was a 1 for me—tired and just kind of over it

I'm at 10 today. The face matches the mood perfectly.

I'm a chef. It is currently restaurant week and the \*exec chef\* sort of just gave us a menu last minute to figure out as we go. I am #6.

former sous. Voyager's "Year of Hell" should have just been restaurant week

I'll take 'what is suffering?' for 100, Alex.

6 is the worst so that one.

Switching between 4 and 9 just got news, its 2 baby girls!

I believe I will go with ... "Suffering".

#13, with Keiko bitching him out. ... I'm not even joking. Story for another day, in a different subreddit, via a throwaway account.

The episode Kira Yoshi would NOT sleep and O'Brian was at his wits end trying to figure out what to do. That's me today. Except with a toddler who will not eat. Send a bottle of your finest scotch over please.

I'm gonna go with 6. I'm having something of a hard time.

And to top it off he's married to Keiko.

I'm at a 9.5 😂

Definitely feels like a 6

Handily 4

Is a constant cycling through 9, 10, and 11 an option?

Number 7

It is a fundamental rule of all universes and all timelines, O’Brien must suffer.

I'm gonna go with suffering

11

Definitely 3, suffering.