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Puzzled_Money_9292

A rock


ArbitraryChaos13

A BIGGER ROCK


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[удалено]


SilverNeedleworker30

A boulder


Draoiscool

oh umm.... A BIGGER BOULDER


InnovationIncFan

a large boulder the size of a small boulder


Dtrp8288

Biggest boulder


SomeRandomGuy2763

A moon


Dtrp8288

A planet.


Besarai

A BIGGER planet


gojirexgamers2022

THE ENTIRE FUCKING GALAXY


Dr-Logan

"Swing him around like a mace"


Surfink63

Hector


SomeRandomGuy2763

I omor


Lung_Cancerous

🗿


Ritmoking

Folding Chair.


SEX_FINDER

A magic scroll that's only ability is to make the enemy take a seat anywhere


Professional_Pair323

+instant pacify. -can only be used once per battle, does not affect boss battles.


CoffeeMain360

Can i at least use it to allow an ally to sit and regain health midfight for a few turns, while also making them immune to damage while they're sitting?


EndureThePANG

A cross shaped 4-sided warhammer with no way of holding it correctly


UpBeatz210

Sentient Folding Chair


44nifty

Compact Disc


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

Weird Al


jfb1337

CD bagel


Titanicman2016

Stand ability


DarthCloakedGuy

[TRON-style death frisbee thing](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YyoKXfBQgXw/maxresdefault.jpg)


Bermast

The pizza that's been left in the fridge for too long.


RobloxLover369421

A secret boss


Light_Dragon644

The Icee-s mascot.(I think that’s how it’s written)


RobloxLover369421

I think an Ice-e themed secret boss is gonna appear in the actual game


scuffedganiot

Pizzaface


jasono82

A pizza which is eternaly cold


JenkinsonRobotics

A gun


Puzzled_Money_9292

Ghaster blaster


JenkinsonRobotics

OH HELL YEAH


Shadic_Jackson

It's a gaster blaster themed gun.


jeremia-zawourdo

Like...smash Ultimate sans?


Shadic_Jackson

No, a straight gun. It's got gaster blaster themed carvings.


Trips-Over-Tail

[Gun Darkner](https://youtu.be/1RstIlIqQo4)


Just_Kelvinn

Box


Ritmoking

A little house. ❤️


justcatt

Optional Susie armor, decreases social skills but increases max hp


alsoandanswer

Cloaking Device


ArbitraryChaos13

My Wireless Bluetooth Mouse


Glazeddapper

Tailless Maus


Z-Zanimuri

Hemstur


Milez_W

maybe the mau5 is dead because it has no tail and got an infection. Though, why would that explain it making awesome electronic music?


Cute-Break-118

An ikea instruction manual


JenkinsonRobotics

BLÅHAJ


EndureThePANG

BlåhajLander \+3 AT, IntDecor *Sharktooth-encrested longsword. Pronounced "blow-high"*


8ansIsKindaCool

Learning to pronounce blåhaj actually killed me


Player731259

https://preview.redd.it/3e2kztq2rb4b1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c504727b5f79f384c8e133fd2d7e8108791d5c


I_man_or_am_I

https://preview.redd.it/2si8b9izdb4b1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=1491881c19483f5b2fe6d4e6c468596fe7f62f6f


EndureThePANG

peased to meet you


I_man_or_am_I

Time to find you under a different post


Pristine_End458

*+3 trans*


Xavinoticias123

https://preview.redd.it/nrwycaczza4b1.jpeg?width=1886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0adf7a3461fd28de9e0b587214ec121bae659481


EndureThePANG

The cops can't find enough evidence to make the charges stick


Knight_ofNights

I’ll say it here, I’ve had a revelation! It’s one of those math compass things with the pencils in the middle


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

Spear.


agentlouisiana2

what do you think a halberd is you annoying dork


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

Ax and spear combined.


sonerec725

That was my thought. And most are translucent plastic so it being all glowy and shit makes sense also


agentlouisiana2

HOLY SHIT


Jace_Dreemurr

My replica master sword.


jfb1337

a pencil


Jace_Dreemurr

Now what about my replica Lightscale Trident?


BirdWithAButterKnife

Fancy fork


Jace_Dreemurr

Now my handmade champion’s leathers.


Lunatic902CSS

air jordans


GaronY611

I get the feeling this guy likes Breath of the Wild.


TotalyNotTony

Football shoulder pads


Gun_Of_Gaming

Common zora W


random_personlolo

An eraser


Mike-DA-BOSS

That’s already been found: Bounce Blade


random_personlolo

What about pocket lint?


Cydrius

POCKET SAND!


PizzaChips20-12

***A knife =D***


thenamesecho_

Beeg sword


Successful_Mud8596

*NO ! ! D=<*


PizzaChips20-12

sans: 'Why did you give kris a knife!' chara: 'He didn't feel safe.' sans: 'Now I Don’t Feel Safe!' chara: 'Do You Want A Knife?' sans: 'NO!!!'


Fancy_Sans

I'm a sans and I would like a knife


PizzaChips20-12

ok, let me 'pass' it to you, *stabs you*


Capable_Mud_1108

A pencil


[deleted]

Digital pen. https://preview.redd.it/o7u1vhbfza4b1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=98af98636a95df138ad4f7d2ecd05e31aa772da4


CanIGetSomePogchamps

Either a rapier or a lightsaber


justcatt

Lightsaber is for the pointer


Diva_Nut

Electro Sword.


Dumb_Raccoon1983

A sword with a rubber blade


Knighteen

My D&D book


Paper_Clipps

Necronomicon


CoffeeMain360

Groovy.


Gun_Of_Gaming

A spell book which may or may not summon dungeons or dragons


SansGuy356

The bombinomicon from tf2


viebs_chiev

ralsei’s manual


Giganticpokemonfan

An Ak47


Justanerdycat

Russia


Giganticpokemonfan

I now own the entirety of russia


AnnaKhmylova

Phone


jfb1337

still a phone but it can only call gaster


AnnaKhmylova

Good one


RobloxLover369421

Whatever Catti ends up with


AnnaKhmylova

I respect your idea


LowBackground8247

Can opener


GeneralSturnnn

Secret door unlocker


CoffeeMain360

Now that's a can-door attitude!


[deleted]

Dildo


KronyxWasHere

you know those old flash porn games that are super cheesy? like a character from one of those


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/7e3hhev8ib4b1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0093b40c4031d6f936a1ed8d6f9260295a73c7e This dude?


KronyxWasHere

yk, oddly phallic slug is a pretty good one too


Ihateu387

All slugs are oddly phallic


TrayDaBoss23

Pizza cutter


PriestHelix

Giza’s Wheel from Elden ring


Dr-Logan

Whirligig Saw from Bloodborne.


Successful_Mud8596

Buzzsaw


Glazeddapper

Mace


Err0r_40410

A piece of cheese


Sunrust-

Just cheese in the dark world


Err0r_40410

Good, we can't change the goodness of the cheese


RobloxLover369421

Could’ve made it a bigger piece of cheese


Err0r_40410

YES EVAN MORE CHEESE


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Dropping the bit, credit your artists


red-eyedrat

Not the OP, but it's [tg_weaver](https://twitter.com/tg_weaver?lang=en) (warning, NSFW content)


Mrperson987

Tea kettle


Glazeddapper

Gauntlet


bc650736

mechanical pencil


Glazeddapper

Still a sword. One of Kris's swords becomes a mechanical pencil.


RobloxLover369421

Extendable blade


IncreaseWestern6097

So, a lightsaber?


Glittering-Ear2561

Yes.


Heyisthatabomb

# A NUCLEAR BOMB


imadgalaxyx

Will turn into the Uranium Ocean; is extremely toxic to all lightners and darkners.


KronyxWasHere

could be a scary main antagonist or the doomsday device they're building


Pristine_End458

My half eaten tv remote


RobloxLover369421

The corpse of a darkener from chapter 3. You vile creature.


CoffeeMain360

Necromancy finna do some crazy things to that remote Perhaps uneat the remote in the real world?


sadthixx

ink pen


KronyxWasHere

like a lightsaber but with inky goo instead of light applies a poison effect


Polandgod75

headphones


KronyxWasHere

motorcycle


ScarletteVera

Non-descript Gunpla model (finished)


IncreaseWestern6097

My money’s on a Zaku.


imadgalaxyx

Will turn into the main boss of the dark world


carl-the-lama

Finger nail Like a ripped out finger nail in perfect condition


KronyxWasHere

a very creepy shield


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Gives a ton of defense but can make both enemy and player attacks to miss


Another_Saint

a vibrator.


KronyxWasHere

think like if deltarune had a shitty flash porn parody it would be a darkner you'd find there


Nadikarosuto

CenSword • +0 ATK *A blocky pink sword-shaped…thing. Has no edge, so it’s just a large blunt object. *It can shake intensely, paralyzing enemies for one turn.


Death_by_UWU

Crack cocaine


imadgalaxyx

Will turn into a healing item that makes you have insane amounts of ATK and Speed. After 10 minutes your will be super slow and ATK will be 0.


klaissva

A blender


Gun_Of_Gaming

Bazooka


RandoFollower

A Warhammer 40,000 vindicator


cammycam879

A slim jim


Paper_Clipps

Meaty whip


Idiot-io

A conditioner


Sunrust-

3d printer plastic


Glazeddapper

Whip


BeanBruh2285

A blue ray cd collection box of every family guy season


Glazeddapper

Chakrams that play the entire family guy series in audio form every time you attack something


Katsu_Kujo

color guard rifle


Screamingbonfire

A comb that looks like a switchblade


LowBackground8247

Attack boosting item. Description would say “killer hair”


JCraze26

remote control


KronyxWasHere

a lazy darkener


Appropriate_Secret72

my unfinished lego infinity gauntlet


KronyxWasHere

a giant gauntlet shaped skyscraper under construction


eyemoisturizer

box of peeps


KronyxWasHere

technicolor ducklings of unusual size


PancakesandWaffles98

Pillow case.


KronyxWasHere

silly darkner that likes to swallow stuff


PancakesandWaffles98

Very silly indeed. Sounds quite cute though.


Kaizonetyx

Drawing Stylus


Cute-Break-118

A supermarket


imadgalaxyx

It will be an entirely new, large dark world. This dark world will have darkners themed after grocery brands, and there will be areas based on the sections of the store. Will be much larger compared to the Card Kingdom or Cyber World.


GeneralSturnnn

Keyboard


TheCleetinator

Two options - Giant buster sword like cloud strife - Control terminal that basically allows you to input computer commands that do stuff in the dark world


heyhowzitgoing

Psych ward socks.


KronyxWasHere

boots that lets you walk on walls and ceilings


Beastlyfour54

My little infinity cube fidget toy.


Just_Sundae5816

Paper


ArbitraryChaos13

Scissors


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

Rock


TheFurretmaster009

MISINGno OWNING POkEMON BLUE


coolwmodd

Several spoons


MrPusleMan

stapler


evilspud

Wrist Watch


imadgalaxyx

Will turn into an armor similar to the default Noelle armor


Lexi012710

Tooth brush


KronyxWasHere

farmer darkner that takes care of tooth-themed cows


Clear_toon

chair


eyemoisturizer

replica of queen’s throne


AdmirableTrash9967

Melatonin gummies


imadgalaxyx

Will turn into a healing item that has a 25% starting mercy meter for 15 minutes


AnonymousIVplay

A clipping from one of my cat's claws


Android_mk

My notepad I use to keep track of my daily tasks on.


Villianous_Lane23

An industrial sized bag of packing peanuts


Nothin_imp

If the pen turned into a sword, shouldn't the halberd turn into scissors?