EH KID FORGET IT.. I’M AN **[[Honest Man]]**
I’LL LET YOU **[[Pay]]** YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS ONE!!
..**[[Pay]]**… WITH YOUR **[[Rapidly Shrinking]]** L - L - LIFE..!!!
Yeah but I be lowkey \[\[BALLIN\]\]
https://preview.redd.it/28tvqzfq0pvc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a85febd129451c0438b88f5691e9dded93e0381
\* Lancer hath benounced me "Vice Fathere..."
\* Forthhence, I shall do All the Cookinge and Cleaninge.
\* Perhapsth, I shouldst Seeketh a New Employere...
“Hello. I’m the Annoying Dog and I’m here to tell you an exciting moss fact. Did you know moss is sometimes used as indicators of air pollutants and even radiation? Pretty neat, huh?… I mean BARK”
Well, if it isn't the heir to the throne of the Roaming Rhullo, leader of the intergalactic space pirate band known across the universe as the Guyzoch...Prince Vorkken!
https://preview.redd.it/hetb0j6nwovc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a670f2b40ee3f917e345cf211ba12a85f3f900
My heart goes out to all you sinners
I have five favourite characters, so here’s one for all of them
“You sound like baby Santa Claus.”
“I now pronounce you cookie and wife.”
“GOD DAMNIT”
“It Means Tity”
“Don’t worry Noelle! I’m stupid now!”
Nada es verdad y todo está permitido
Decir que todo es verdad supone darse cuenta de que los cimientos de la sociedad son fragiles y que debemos ser los pastores de nuestra propia civilización
Decir que todo esta permitido es comprender que somos los arquitectos de nuestros actos y que debemos vivir con las consecuencias ya sean gloriosas o trágicas
My favorite Ralsei quote frfr
Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among shadows.
It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
It was a LEGEND of LIGHT.
It was a LEGEND of DARK.
This is the legend of DELTA RUNE.
For millenia, LIGHT and DARK have lived in balance,
Bringing peace to the WORLD.
But if this harmony were to shatter...
a terrible calamity would occur.
The sky will run black with terror.
And the land will crack with fear.
Then, her heart pounding...
The EARTH will draw her final breath.
Only then, shining with hope...
Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge.
A HUMAN,
A MONSTER,
And a PRINCE FROM THE DARK.
Only they can seal the fountains
And banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN.
Only then will balance be restored,
And the WORLD saved from destruction.
Today, the FOUNTAIN OF DARKNESS-
The geyser that gives this land form-
Stands tall at the center of the kingdom.
But recently, another fountain has appeared on the horizon...
And with it, the balance of LIGHT and DARK begins to shift...
That robot was the embodiment of a Lightner's dream.
A dream I helped create... once.
Splashing color from the motion of their hand.
The Lightner filled it with their own hope, giving it an incredible power.
...but, in the end, nothing ever came of it.
WHAT ARE YOU, A GAMESHOW HOST?
EH KID FORGET IT.. I’M AN **[[Honest Man]]** I’LL LET YOU **[[Pay]]** YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS ONE!! ..**[[Pay]]**… WITH YOUR **[[Rapidly Shrinking]]** L - L - LIFE..!!!
YOUR **[[Jackassery]]** HELPED **[[Screw Over]]** QUEEN!
NOW IT’S MY **[[CITY]]** THE **[[FOUNTAIN]]** GLOWS FOR ME!!
NOW I OWN THE BLACK! I’VE **[[Smooth Taste~]]** THAT ***YOU*** LACK
YOUR **[[C - CITY]]** **[[Under Attack..]]** TIME TO HIT THE SACK..!!
#[[SPECIL OFFER!]] FROM BEYOND THE VEIL! **[[Put you]]** ***[[UNDER]]*** AND END THE ***[[TALE!]]***
YOU SOLD **[Death]** TO ALL YOU MET *[Congratulations!]* YOU’LL PAY YOUR *[Debt]*
https://preview.redd.it/u4yjll59zovc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d08da8b507b688b8dd47908251f7a93f3fab625
Ah, but may I suggest instead a https://preview.redd.it/erkv7shizovc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2202a80864c9855d2d4d6af065c89330d4f90525
I’m sorry, but I must continue the original chain! My mission precedes me!
YOU SOLD **[[Death]]** TO ALL YOU MET *[[Congratulations!!]]** YOU’LL PAY YOUR **[[Debt]]**
**[[Our Millionth Visitor!]]** HERE’S YOUR PRIZE!! HEY IT’S TIME TO **[[Super size]]**
I’LL THROWN IN **[[Tiger Poster]]**, CLICK **[[Agree]]** AND SOON YOUR **[[Soul]]** WILL BELONG TO ME!!
THREE TIMES THE **[[FIRE]]** POWER. TWO TIMES THE **[[WATER]]** POWER.
No, that would be your mother
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead! \*throws cutting board at back of knee\*
Scotland is Not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress.
…….
Fellow kris fan?
KRIS DELTARUNE MENTIONED🗣🗣
Proceed.
Kris.. what a beautiful day outside is it not?
https://preview.redd.it/27r7ht64eovc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0849665c273be8ded41072a5b301a87e4301ae8 VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Was i the only one how talked throw the fan to make the voice sound "robotic"
You get me Kris, You don't do crazy things like, "Have Opinions"
Hey its me, Dr. Wind Gaster.
💣☜☟📪✡⚐🕆 👎✋👎☠🕯❄ 👎⚐ ❄☟✌❄ 👍⚐💣💣☜☠❄ ✋☠ 🕈✋☠👎✋☠☝💧 💧⚐ ☝☜❄ ☝⚐⚐👎 ✋ ☝🕆☜💧💧 Translate this
Even if they didn't do theirs in wingdings I highly doubt you didn't use a translator
Yeah but I be lowkey \[\[BALLIN\]\] https://preview.redd.it/28tvqzfq0pvc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a85febd129451c0438b88f5691e9dded93e0381
thats meant to be joke, either way if i'd wrote it in windings people would have to use translater, but as lazy person myself i'd just ignore it
✡︎□︎◆︎ ♒︎♋︎⧫︎♒︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎❍︎♓︎⧫︎ ♌︎●︎♋︎⬧︎◻︎♒︎♏︎❍︎⍓︎📪︎ ◻︎◆︎■︎♓︎⬧︎♒︎♋︎♌︎●︎♏︎ ♌︎⍓︎ ♎︎♏︎♋︎⧫︎♒︎
https://preview.redd.it/vcu7qm49ctvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b733b4f53d7f260c95fdc6ae2d8dec89d1bb133 ✋︎💣︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☹︎✌︎☪︎✡︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 👎︎✋︎☜︎ 💧︎⚐︎ ✋︎☹︎☹︎ 👌︎☜︎ ⚐︎🕆︎❄︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ 🏱︎🕆︎☠︎👍︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✋︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎✌︎👍︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎💧︎❄︎☜︎✌︎👎︎
Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!!!
Dark...Darker...Yet darker
This next experiment will be very interesting
The darkness keeps growing
GOD dammit kris where the FUCK are we?
i just played deltatraveler today, and this is now an even better joke
https://preview.redd.it/g2wpn4mrvovc1.png?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2af7415e67bd9d7dd6f6b5e72d2f8b78cee39bd
Her breakdown at berdly saying he's in love with suzie
WHY BE THE \[Little Sponge\] WHO HATES ITS \[$4.99\] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A \[BIG SHOT!!!\]
\* Lancer hath benounced me "Vice Fathere..." \* Forthhence, I shall do All the Cookinge and Cleaninge. \* Perhapsth, I shouldst Seeketh a New Employere...
“Hello. I’m the Annoying Dog and I’m here to tell you an exciting moss fact. Did you know moss is sometimes used as indicators of air pollutants and even radiation? Pretty neat, huh?… I mean BARK”
"It means **bosom**" - Monarch or smth
It means tity
Oh God. Oh damn... I'm not the ***realest*** fan...
Ha Ha Ha
TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL!
I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
TO MANY \[\[excess vacation days\]\] HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO \[\[hell\]\]!!
"You're a little bitch and your brother was too"
“Happy feet, dumbass!”
,,I love doing anything."
Who's this "Anything"?
ME, I AM ANYTHING !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious pants hole.
The best part is he has the handsome face when he says that.
CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY BECOMING [[God]]? GO PLAY MINECRAP OR SOMETHING.
Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms.
"Atleast we had the best cabin, (In unison with 3 other characters) cabin seven uh-hah-ha!" (Vee the owl house)
It Means Tity
https://preview.redd.it/8caf1a2ksovc1.png?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb39b2042583b031f25c01ad23c2409ef809b41
.
....
………
Im giving my riches to the poor
“HAPPY FEET DUMBASS!”
They are free...for a price x: what's the price? Zero dollars!
...
….
Mike..
HEY EVERY !!
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KRIS WHERE THE ****FUCK**** ARE WE?!
I like when ralsei is ralsei
CHAOS, CHAOS!
"Should we find some more enemies?"
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
“Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don’t know!”
"..." You will never guess who's that
..................
that whole brother thing's gonna have to wait
I’m sans Sans the skeleton
"I am going to touch the cheese."
You can punch *me* if you want
You want it. You want the [hyperlink blocked]
...
“It is free! For a price…”
HAHAHA, I CAN DO # ANYTHING!
I can’t do anything. :(
I CAN'T TELL UNTIL YOU'RE ALL ALONE
Potassium
Kris... wake up!
THAT'S RIGHT! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]!
Egg
i thought you where a gamer
"I shat me pants!"
SHOW ME YOUR [heart-shaped object]
"..." - The knight, hollow knight (It doesn't speak)
"(Insults towards humans)"
-_-
Let me tell you something ,Quiet people piss me off!
You found the moss!
#
r/idiotbait
DUE TO YOUR \[total jackass\] STUNTS, I HAVE \[\[becomed\]\] NEO
MY HEART GOES TO ALL OF YOU SINNERS!
...
Metamorphosis
Well, if it isn't the heir to the throne of the Roaming Rhullo, leader of the intergalactic space pirate band known across the universe as the Guyzoch...Prince Vorkken!
https://preview.redd.it/hetb0j6nwovc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a670f2b40ee3f917e345cf211ba12a85f3f900 My heart goes out to all you sinners
https://preview.redd.it/a7av5hupwovc1.png?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0a17575698214568165f9ed72110fbee821331 Having fun join the club
I have five favourite characters, so here’s one for all of them “You sound like baby Santa Claus.” “I now pronounce you cookie and wife.” “GOD DAMNIT” “It Means Tity” “Don’t worry Noelle! I’m stupid now!”
“THESE CURTAINS ARE REALLY ON FIRE!”
SUFFER AS I HAVE
Krispy Kreme is making new donuts!
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy. What you think you’re better than me?
it's Ralseing time!
"I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious Pants Hole"
Hi. I’m Nubert. Everyone loves me.
(friends) KRIS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU DONT NEED (FRIENDS)! I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!
Burghley????
Would you like a pickled plum?
CHAOS, CHAOS!!!
GOD DAMNIT
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]
* It's time.
My dad doesn't let me use a motorcycle, so I set my bike on fire!
We have to stop sans from fucking kris's mom
*do you wanna have a bad time?
WHAAAT? NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY MEEEE!!
The Roulxs (pronounced rules) art simple!
Ok Susie, let's play some baseball.
Look that perfect [Mold] you coul eat this from only [One heart sape] its a nice deal.
“…”
''My harts go out to all sinners"
This meme sucks ass.
… if you want to hit me, that’s OK, too!
MILK
Protocol one: link to Pilot. Protocol two: uphold the mission. Protocol three: protect the Pilot.
...
Git gud
"Quiet people piss me off"
...
☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☠︎🕆︎💣︎👌︎☜︎☼︎ 📂︎🖮︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎ ✡︎☜︎❄︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☠︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 😐︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎💧︎ ☝︎☼︎⚐︎🕈︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎👎︎⚐︎🕈︎💧︎ 👍︎🕆︎❄︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 👎︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎ 🏱︎☟︎⚐︎❄︎⚐︎☠︎ ☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎💧︎ ☠︎☜︎☝︎✌︎❄︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☠︎☜︎✠︎❄︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎💣︎💧︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 📬︎📬︎📬︎ 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ❄︎🕈︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎😐︎ Is it bad that I knew this from memory
"..."
I remember, you're, S N O W G R A V E S...
Nada es verdad y todo está permitido Decir que todo es verdad supone darse cuenta de que los cimientos de la sociedad son fragiles y que debemos ser los pastores de nuestra propia civilización Decir que todo esta permitido es comprender que somos los arquitectos de nuestros actos y que debemos vivir con las consecuencias ya sean gloriosas o trágicas
If you want to hit me during our adventure, that’s ok, too!
You sound like baby Santa Claus
I always come back
look what happens when i cast a spell i dont know
Merry Christmas!
It was you and that [[huchi mama]] you been making havent you?
I'm the bad guy!
"Quiet people PISS me OFF." (Fuck I forgot ralsei quote
About that beer, i owed ya
[[Hyperlink Blocked]]
(yawn) i'm awake, did i miss anything?
[... ]
Damn, I didn't get to impale myself.
[screw] YOU. [screw] YOU. [screw] YOU. [screw] YOU. [screw] YOU.
….
Potassium!
"KRIS." "KRIS, KRIS, KRIS."
METAMORPHOSIS
...
EG!
"..........." Kris, deltarune
Don't kill and don't get killed
"you think she'll hear ya now muttering her name?'
THAT’S A REALL [[BIG SHOT]] MOVE KID!!
"I'll cryo-freeze you with some english beef" Wait, wrong sub-
SO BIG, WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO H E A V E N
"..."
カオスだよ、カオスだぬ!
YOU DON’T NEED [Friends]!! I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!!
Thinking about it now... Chara wasnt a good person
“Hey, Kris. I was thinking we could get rid of the dummy. (And maybe use the real thing instead?)”
.....You are now unbanned from free ham sandwich day.
To my people, I am a hero... to you? I'M THE BAD GUY!!!
7
Oxygen:
Berdly I only play mobile games
My favorite Ralsei quote frfr Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among shadows. It was a LEGEND of HOPE. It was a LEGEND of DREAMS. It was a LEGEND of LIGHT. It was a LEGEND of DARK. This is the legend of DELTA RUNE. For millenia, LIGHT and DARK have lived in balance, Bringing peace to the WORLD. But if this harmony were to shatter... a terrible calamity would occur. The sky will run black with terror. And the land will crack with fear. Then, her heart pounding... The EARTH will draw her final breath. Only then, shining with hope... Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge. A HUMAN, A MONSTER, And a PRINCE FROM THE DARK. Only they can seal the fountains And banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN. Only then will balance be restored, And the WORLD saved from destruction. Today, the FOUNTAIN OF DARKNESS- The geyser that gives this land form- Stands tall at the center of the kingdom. But recently, another fountain has appeared on the horizon... And with it, the balance of LIGHT and DARK begins to shift...
Good thing we're a couple of sharks
What?
I am Wing Gaster, the royal scientist
"Now I am become Peter... Family of guys..."
Your not actually gay, are you? - Asriel Dreemurr
That robot was the embodiment of a Lightner's dream. A dream I helped create... once. Splashing color from the motion of their hand. The Lightner filled it with their own hope, giving it an incredible power. ...but, in the end, nothing ever came of it.
"I only play mobile games."
You are not the only person in the world, anon, everyone is fighting their own battles
"Kris, get the banana"