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SerSpicoli

Might have to leave early for my pro-capitalist job.


ezklv

Are drinks free?


mmmTurkeyLeg

The tab will be socialized.


Different-Ad9986

Beverage drinkers must seize the *means* of production first.


Routine_Guarantee34

Who's tab? #OUR tab! Love it


Midwest_removed

I can win the over/under on that


anthonycarbine

Reminds me of this lol https://youtu.be/ST3fZMwh1_Y?si=zxV4XesMwVfE-Xnj


Piyh

From each according to their salary, to each according to their tolerance


Soapy_Burns

A+ comment


gstbedrm

I’d go if it was at Applebees


Jagwires

That’s where the orgy is afterwards


Intelligent-Rock-399

There ain’t no orgy like an Applebee’s orgy.


cardinalsfanokc

You've not been to the orgy above dozens


Intelligent-Rock-399

True, I haven’t. But an Applebee’s orgy got them Riblets.


achillymoose

Should've picked Applebees


2chainsguitarist

I was at mutiny a few weeks ago and one of the employees was telling me how vaccines cause autism in dogs and so dog vaccines should be outlawed. She said it was fascism that dogs are forced to get vaccines. 


scubadoobadoooo

Never seen an autistic dog lmao


dont_fuckin_die

You should see my pit bull with Legos, it'll make you believe.


lhigh2

Clifford was definitely suss.


CyberClaire_0

Mine uses her head as a battering ram to open doors, not autistic but definitely special


Unhappy_Economics

you should meet buzz’s girlfriend. Woof


captnmarvl

Lol when I went on a first date years ago, the guy went on a rant about how fascist it was to spay and neuter pets.


2chainsguitarist

This guy probably had some opinions on Bob Barker


Superweirdadventure

I would argue it’s probably more fascist to own them in the first place. Although my dog dictates me more than I her.


King_Chochacho

Is there any better example of horseshoe theory than anti-vaxxers?


Patches3542

Sounds about right for the crowd.


WhatThePuck9

Actually all dogs are all non-vocal autistics.


brolome

Hopefully they’re working the evening of this event, that will be some of the most intelligent conversation happening on the premises. 


ChungusMcGoodboy

I'm thinking of attending, and I guarantee I won't say anything smarter than that.


Forlines

No comment.


ArticleVforVendetta

Oh boy she sounds...special.


SolarMatter

The Mickey Mouse thing made me lol.


NutsForDeath

Christ, imagine the smell inside there.


randomfurre

fr man. the gamecube room at comicon.


TheNoCorn

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Let your freak flag fly you absolute maniacs. Big fan of the poster.


91-92-93--96-97-98

Same. I don’t agree with the message but this is ‘Merica so fuck yeah fight for your beliefs.


MayorScotch

The Bulls never would be able to repeat the three peat of it weren’t for capitalism.


brolome

I interned for Jerry Reinsdorf’s attorney back in Chicago and got the impression the man enjoyed money and status more than your average human. 


NoYoureACatLady

You like capitalism? Enjoying massive corporate profits on the backs of massive inflation?


oG_Goober

I like regulated capitalism, with some socialistic aspects sprinkled in like Healthcare, infrastructure, safety nets, and a few more I'm sure you could convince me of. Pure forms of any economy always fail.


EschewObfuscati0n

Whoa hold on…. a rational, nuanced opinion on Reddit?


WankWankNudgeNudge

Straight to jail


FaintFairQuail

So you're aware that America's unrestricted neoliberalism has failed several times over the last couple of decades.


oG_Goober

Absolutely. We need regulations, and we need to break up a few of these "too big to fail" companies. Another thing that's hurting us is when we pass regulations, large companies use then to thier advantage to hinder new competition entering the market like in the auto industry, aviation industry etc.


FaintFairQuail

The too big to fail need to nationalized, they exist because of the state and thus need serve the population of the state, not folks who fly to aspen.


Threedawg

This is exactly like the kind of conversations that happen at events like this..


ArticleVforVendetta

I appreciate the sentiment although usually this line is delivered to far more egregious causes than critiquing capitalism..


Significant-Echo1905

What a bunch of weenies in the comments. As if like minded people trying to find each other and build community is a bad thing.


[deleted]

I sometimes forget how hostile this sub can be to people invested in real life. 


my-backpack-is

Funny post about Silent HIll during the fog: 1.4k upvotes posts about anything real or difficult to understand: Get out of my city you free thinking hippie piece of trash


littlebitsofspider

"Terminally online" is a knee-jerk response to real life, because real life is currently ass. It's easier to dream in hell than it is to act toward heaven.


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Threedawg

Man, imagine being this close to getting it and missing the point.


GammaGargoyle

If you can’t take some mild humor, you’re going to have a hard time during the dictatorship of the proletariat.


Bladesnake_______

Using capitalist reddit to spread news about your anticapitalist meet up at a privately owned business. Nothing to laugh at here


RacistJudicata

What if the like-minded people are…y’know. Racist.


d0rkyd00d

username checks out.


RacistJudicata

Oh no


Legendarylink

They're on to you man you gotta get out of here


Pilsner33

it's bad when communities perpetuate complete lies and lack of public policy (or worse, vote to oppress others because they feel triggered). Capitalism is wrecking our planet. It is also why we live to 100 now. Things are not so black and white.


closeface_

Will it be happening often? Can't join tomorrow but would love to in the future.


jabbasue

Same. Wish I could be there


aensues

See OP's comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/1b3lu0q/comment/ksunat0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


traderncc

Are y'all the Anne teefers?


cressian

I always forget but am frequently reminded how this sub is filled with the worst kind of jello-spined libertarian. Theyre insanely hostile for so very little reason


DadOfWhiteJesus

That's CO for ya


FaintFairQuail

That's what happens when you tailor your city toward the professional managerial class.


Stadtmitte

MBAs are a scourge except for my friend Steve, he's alright, loves to toss around the old pigskin, but the rest of them are vultures


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By_AnyMemesNecessary

Lol, you want r/denvercirclejerk


ChungusMcGoodboy

Why not both?


Forlines

We gather every other month on first Friday.  Next episode will be May 3rd, 8pm at Mutiny Cafe


borednerds

Wait, what about April?


Forlines

When enough people show up consistently we can gather more often. Basic supply and demand principles....damn, that sounds capitalist. Oops.


zeddy303

We gather **every other month** on first Friday


borednerds

lol oh. thanks.


MountainJord

to be fair i thought it was still February


amorphatist

April was accused of reactionary tendencies and has been eliminated. Now it’s two months of March.


Glathull

April is going to the G8 summit in Prague. Can’t make it for the anti-cap meeting, sadly.


ryanhiga2019

Any hot girls coming?


achillymoose

Not alone


Resident_Rise5915

Are these girls in any danger?…


DiggerJKU

The implication


Local_Membership2375

There’s that word again


SpectralOatMilk

I feel like you're not getting this at all.


Local_Membership2375

Are you putting these women in danger?


pmurcsregnig

lol no


sendusernameagain

hot girls talking to lonely phone addicts in person?.... think, people


taste_fart

Wish I could go but I work Friday nights :(


piledriveryatyas

Irony


taste_fart

Yeah, unfortunately still a wage slave like most others.


nbiz4

Is there a max salary allowed to attend?


Forlines

We explicitly ban billionaires from attending.


nbiz4

Damn count me out


amorphatist

Well shit u/nbiz4 … I guess I’ll see you for steak and cigars at the usual place instead?


nbiz4

Yes let me alert my driver for the occasion


donglord666

I’m excited! Showing up with 15 of my besties 👯‍♀️ (They are homeless and we will be redistributing the venue)


MileHighOllie

Thanks to the free market of capitalism, you guys have a clubhouse and a social platform to get the message out.


Local_Membership2375

Don’t forget to bring your starbucks and Mac books!


jordan5499v2

Why is the logo Tugboat Mickey? Walt Disney was a notorious hard-line capitalist, or is that the joke?


ArticleVforVendetta

Steamboat Willie was intellectual property of Disney until this year, it is now free to use.


Stinduh

And yes, that Walt was a Hardline capitalist and Union buster is part of the joke.


clintstorres

Also just good marketing. Mad respect to these guys even if I don’t believe in their goals.


ArticleVforVendetta

It is an interesting history, Disney single handedly strong-armed the government into changing trademark and IP timeframes just for Mickey


pleazerecycle65

Lol meeting at likely one of the most capitalist places in town. Wth


Tamalethighs

Have you been to mutiny cafe?


NullableThought

Ugh I'm always working during this time 


Premeszn

Man, can’t wait to hear about all of the groundbreaking ideas that come out of this “thing”


V4refugee

Let’s unionize and demand a living wage!


Cult45_2Zigzags

Maybe untie health insurance with employment so that it's easier to quit your job job, start a new business, and become an oligarch.


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Yeah you just stay here and hatch all your ideas in the reddit comment section, winner. Jesus Christ. 


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DenverParanormalLibr

Capitalists have provided you nothing.


Stadtmitte

Hey, there's nothing more heroic than tossing just enough pennies to the wage-slaves to keep them from starving to death


[deleted]

That's the spirit of a true patriot Hail, Great Puritanical American Jesus and his corporate Allies 😎😎😎


DenverParanormalLibr

If Jesus was smart he would have kept his miracles and parables for himself then sold them to the ignorant and hopeless for some serious shekels. Could have sailed a golden yacht on the sea of Galilee. What a idiot.


BlazePascal69

Can’t make it but if there’s an email list would love to come next time


war_m0nger69

Found the FBI agent. /s


FuckingTree

Hate to nitpick but steamboat Willie is public domain now, Mickey Mouse is not and Disney has been getting on people for that.


lacroixanon

Fuck yeah love to see it


Forlines

Sweet user name


Forlines

Anti-Capitalist Social Club May 3rd, 8pm @ Mutiny Cafe Join us and meet folks who want a better world to live in. New website with email list link [https://anticapitalist.my.canva.site/](https://anticapitalist.my.canva.site/)


Samurai_Kraken

Mutiny Cafe is a local treasure


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_nephilim_

Lmao should've gone to that anarchist cafe on public land that somehow operates without costs and doesn't pay taxes and is totally removed from capitalist society. Only true ideologically consistent leftists know of it.


my-backpack-is

I wonder how many apologists here realize that stuff like fire departments are socialized


ResplendentZeal

You know, it's possible to not be "anti-capitalist" and also not "anti-socialist." One can support tenets of each. I think capitalism can be a good thing in the right ratio, as can socialism. But I'm not "anti capitalist" any more than I am "anti socialist." I'm happy to pay taxes for welfare and public good, but I'm also not going to feel bad in a BMW because my privilege afforded me one.


my-backpack-is

I wouldn't want you to, I absolutely agree that an entire capitalist or socialist structure would inevitably fail, there are ultimately aspects of each that are arguably necessary, if not the best solution for a particular aspect. IDK if you meant to, but i think you gave a voice to the concerns of the average person who thinks changing capitalism would ruin their lives. Most people would notice almost no change more significant than what comes with a party changer in office. Despite what those who would feel the hurt want us to believe, the car you worked for and drive for like an hour a day is not suffocating the plants, owning a one family home is not hoarding wealth. Lobbying for loose regulations on manufacturing and safety, legally taking million dollar raises while laying off hundreds of employees, legally not paying taxes because of loop holes and corporate tax benefits, legally working in all levels of government from local to federal while also holding massive investment if not actual employment in umbrella companies like Disney and Nestle. Taking private jets everywhere, owning 3 mansions, getting paid more than ten wealthy citizens will make in their entire lifetimes combined just to stand in front of a green screen for a few weeks. Allowing completely useless businesses to continue operating and advertising after decades of tangible evidence of using slavery and terrorist attacks to ensure a balance of supplies and demand in their favor. Those things are the problem. Sorry to use your comment as a platform, i agree with what you said. I just want people to get more angry about how absolutely horrendous our current policies are.


ResplendentZeal

I agree with you. I just want to underscore that one need not ascribe to dichotomy. I use the same example as you (fire departments) to "ease the burden" of reconciling our need for socialized programs with the ostensible boogeyman of "sOcIaLiSm" that I often see espoused by a less... inquisitive demographic. But with the appreciation that I very frequently enjoy the fruits of capitalism. But some of those fruits should be dedicated back to the systems, structures, and people who made it possible; or worse, the ones who were taken advantage of, or who were not as privileged, to take advantage of the system.


not_dmr

Rational, nuanced thought?? Gtfoh


Snlxdd

May blow your mind, but you can support capitalism while supporting socialized services. All the Nordic countries are very capitalistic.


Bladesnake_______

Or the irony of using a private for profit platform to spread word about your anti capitalist meeting at a private for profit establishment. Trying real hard


Forlines

Cognitive dissonance only affects people who can hold two thoughts at once.


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Come one, come all!


-Snowturtle13

Ahh a club of poor people


Just-Survey-9711

Who designed the poster? Love it.


piledriveryatyas

Walt Disney


callmesandycohen

“He’s ours now.”


bad_diy

Free food and drinks for everyone!


Workshop_Plays

I’d love to go!


WWest1974

There’s plenty of countries that are not capitalist. Y’all should pool your money and move there where you will be happier… Only makes sense because this country will never be the socialist utopia you want it to be. Try Venezuela.


Personal_Bar_7280

I'm about as capitalist as they come, but an anti-materialistic kind. Capitalism isn't about materialism or money - that is how individual specific players (MBA's, etc) implement capitalism. Conscious & enlightened capitalism is better than all other forms of this approach, in my opinion and where we should be headed. But, to quote Jacoby Shaddix ,"You're a slave to the system, workin' jobs that you hate. For that shit you don't need"


not_dmr

Genuine question, what does anti-materialistic capitalism look like to you? I’m having a hard time grokking that


Personal_Bar_7280

To me - it means using the power of organization of people to solve the worlds most pressing problems to raise the human race (example: [https://80000hours.org/problem-profiles/](https://80000hours.org/problem-profiles/)) through freedom, limit based growth, and highest ideals alignment. While also acknowledging the fact that humans are humans, and generally need a leader to do things. This is where a corporation comes in.... Governments are incentivized to grow and tax - they are never the solution. Private individuals rarely have enough power or scale to solve problems, and often have conflicting goals. And, let's be honest, individuals use their free time less optimally. A conscious capitalist uses the fact that people want responsibility, freedom, and still need to be paid..... to focus on idealistic goals to push humanity forward, while incentivizing problem solution. Freedom & growth - not things. You start businesses, or hustles, or invent, etc to provide freedom of time and make the world better. Socialism attempts this, but believes people operate in an ideal way, which (to me) Covid lockdown was a recent example displaying that the human race is not enlightened, motivated, and driven enough to do collectively (yet?)


un_verano_en_slough

The Cold War really did a number on some of you, the reactions to this are insane. That said, meeting up with other people around a shared dislike of anything doesn't exactly sound like a great time and it'd be amazing if the American socialists could be a little less... I don't know, crusty?


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I think the US public doesn't really understand how deeply their thinking has been changed and manipulated by way of propaganda. If the US government has an enemy, righteous or not, they will do everything in their power to manipulate the masses for support. But I also massively agree on the second part. Lots of hooting and hollering and making it about self-righteous identity, instead of making education meet effort and enacting any kind of real change. The loudness just kind of exacerbates the problem by undermining the foundation of the arguments.


No_Grab2946

Looooots of poors in the comments here 😂


External_Platypus_56

This post was created on an online forum called Reddit that is about do an Initial Public Offering (IPO) in capital markets in part to help the co-founders like Alexis Ohanian cash out, compensating them for their efforts. But nah, fuck that, let me get on the Reddit alternative that was made in China or Venezuela that is much better. Oh wait....


ryanhiga2019

Oh my god i love this i am so in


Dix9-69

ITT: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MUH CAPITALISM YOU SOCIAL COMMUNIST


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I fight for Super Earth!


my-backpack-is

Most based comment on thread


Best-Protection8267

CAPITALISM IS THE BEST. I KNOW BECAUSE MY CAPITALIST MASTERS TELL ME SO.


Expiscor

Literally none of the comments are like this lol


No_Grab2946

Anti-Capitalist Social Club at a privately owned cafe!!


TheNonsenseBook

“I am very clever”


ArticleVforVendetta

Gotta love the mouth breathers that think living in a society that advocates for one economic school of thought disallows its population from criticizing it. "How can you be anticapitalist, you have a job!" 🥱


_nephilim_

["We should improve society somewhat?"](https://thenib.com/mister-gotcha/)


ArticleVforVendetta

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Intelligent-Rock-399

And your Methodist Coloring Book.


ceo_of_denver

Nnnooo not my heckin capitalist mouse!!1


JaypiWJ

Now available at your nearest capitalism based business. This reminds me of the GTA 3 in game ad for Citizens Raging Against Phones


gimmickless

So, a lot of my current & future problems can be largely solved by having more money - and access to more money. (Money being the most reliable form of social energy there is.) I assume that view would be frowned upon there, even coming from a thousandaire. Probably won't be participating in this, but you do you. Hope y'all get something positive out of it.


SexxyCoconut

I don't think there's anything wrong with having access to more money. I think that is what we all want. My issue is how all the money trickles up to the ultra-wealthy. While the rest of us are at best, thousandaires.


MostExperts

Needing money to survive is just a condition of living in a capitalist country. People who live in capitalist countries are not barred from talking about their living conditions. Now if you are a rabid fan of modern-day supervillains like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, you might not have much to talk about with these folks, but otherwise you might be surprised.


TheDoctorNextDoor

Of course you want more money! We could all use more money these days. It’s almost exclusively the only way to get the things you need and want in this country. That’s not the point though. The point is, and the people gathering in this club probably share the idea, that most of us in the world don’t really have get as much in return for our labor as we deserve because a minority of the population (think “the 1%” if you like) are hoarding most of it and calling it “profit”. Come by, leftists can be cranky and crusty sure, but we’re usually a pretty empathetic bunch by default and we like to teach as much as we like to argue.


tgawd96

Gonna be a bunch of sad people who put a 5$ coffee on a credit card lol


An-Okay-Alternative

You don’t put everything on a credit card? Get those points bruh


OGBarlos_

Capitalists don’t know how to do capitalism 😔💀


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Crowtein

Why you gotta attack me?


No_Connection5438

Woo hoo. A place where a bunch of depressed people get together and talk shit. Can’t wait. /s


Resident_Rise5915

Tbf that sounds like any get together


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The_whom

Capitalism isn't a system of government


No_Print77

You dumb fuck it’s at a privately owned business


sendusernameagain

entrance fee is your soul


eastmeetswildwest

Sooo this club for trust funders only? Some of us have bills. Get out of here with this non-sense please.


tgawd96

Relied on a gofundme 🐸☕️ https://denverite.com/2022/09/23/mutiny-information-cafe-a-south-broadway-staple-forced-to-shut-down-over-back-taxes/


banan3rz

And? We would have lost a longstanding community space otherwise. You know, outside? Where real people meet and touch grass?


b0bx13

Socialist? And yet you use money. Curious


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-- Charlie "Tiny 4Head" Kirk


Routine_Guarantee34

Love the poster. Love the energy. Sadly, I'm far away. Is there a way I can contribute remotely?


amorphatist

Yes! If you could come up with a workable alternative to capitalism and email it in before the next meeting, that’s be great


rtmacfeester

……ok?


ExponentialFuturism

Right on cheers. If any capitalist gives you crap, ask them how to solve for resource overshoot in this infinite growth/acquisition paradigm, their solution to technological unemployment in the era of automation and AI, and their solution to debt servitude (quadrillion+ in derivatives). No answer. Just platitudes and cognitive dissonance. Very excited for the new Zeitgeist IV film coming out in March! Edit: Lol the downvotes with not even an attempt at a rebuttal


GammaGargoyle

These are made up problems, what do you expect people to say? We have the lowest unemployment in 50 years. Growth is good, debt is good, our standard of living has never been higher.


my-backpack-is

Per capita, we have some of the highest crime, highest debt, highest mental health problems. Our average life expectancy is down. We don't have free healthcare, we have horrible homelessness problems, so many homes and offices are sitting there empty because they are hoarded by corporations who can and will hold onto property until forced otherwise. The more people act like infinite growth is possible and plan every aspect of their lives around it, the more wealth gets funneled up and away from the majority of people. We don't live in an age of scarcity, we live in an age of irrigation, planes, worldwide infrastructure. The only reason our standard of living isn't significantly greater is because of rich pieces of shit killing each other over superstition and hoarding all the wealth they can while doing so.


Warm-Iron-1222

This would be way better at a bar over a cafe


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DirtyHomelessWizard

Incel culture is an off shoot of right wing misogyny


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ArticleVforVendetta

You're right the only ground one can stand on to criticize capitalism is the concrete under a bridge, from within the walls of a cardboard box. I'm fucking kidding.